Oh, I got here just in time. 🙂

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Man. Even the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog. #Monsterdon

Mmmm cursed pumpkin patch
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A cemetary... for pets? What will they think of next!
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Vulture like, "What!? What? I'm just sitting here!" #Monsterdon

So Lance, Ed is going to dig up a monster and the witch is going to fix it up and send it on a rampage?

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How is Ed supposed to find the thing he needs to dig up with all this fog?

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that cheerful gentleman is just taking a nap, no need to fear, sir.

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We should all build a tiny-cottage village in a picturesque swamp and move there. #Monsterdon

Florence Schauffler is a really kindly looking lady, they really gnarled her up to Haggisify her #monsterdon

Turkey vulture is gother than crow. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

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Turkey Vultey!

It's not the resurrection I'm questioning as much as the, uh...side effects #Monsterdon

surprising amount of sky burial going on here for what i assume is supposed to be the american southeast.

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How does the "witch" have tarantulas? Omg movie pick a setting and stick with it. #monsterdon

Kid will make a fine stew. #Monsterdon

@Taweret the red bulbs were 12 for a buck at dollar general #Monsterdon

If he summons Beetlejuice by mistake I'm going to bed.

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@athena_rising There are 4 Pumpkinhead movies. That indicates to me that Pumpkinhead does, indeed, have an agent.

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#Monsterdon oh my god even lance's shirt is soaked, its like he drenched himself in oil

the witch requires payments in gold because she no longer trusts banks, because she is mid-litigation over her mortgage on the distressed property and the banks have sided with the real estate agent #monsterdon

@apLundell Not stylish enough though

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I think Razorback Hollow opened for Mary Prankster in 2004

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Hey, those tarantulas could well be native Aphonopelma!

(More likely Brachypelma which are more common in the pet trade and movies and such, but let me believe this)

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@CactuarJoe He's gonna... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon MEEElah. Miele. MEILA. I hate this ad.

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fam, I think you'd be better off going to a lawyer....

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Actually I shouldn't joke, Things™ have about an 80% fatality rate in these films. #Monsterdon

Say it!

*punches wall*

I guess that said it

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So, he thinks she's Pumpkinhead's agent? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Follow it how far?

Until you can't.

Fucking great.

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Say it don't spray it!
You have to ask for it, it's part of the magic.
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"You'd DO things!"

Oh no, not THINGS! #Monsterdon

Attempting to full name him, but calling him Ed rather than Edward? Weird...

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oh shit, DUBLOONS??? why didn't you say so! #monsterdon

Everyone involved in the making of this movie was DEEPLY literate in the language of trope.
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everyone knows gakh is best served fresh

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Getting the Trivago ad with the guy with freaky teeth #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

The tarantulas! They're so cute!

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everything is a real estate movie: the witch is really just a normal woman who has been trying to stave off the legions of mosquitos from the bog that was temporarily drained by an unscrupulous real estate agent during the showing and not disclosed. all her candles and potions are an attempt to repel the mosquitos who have taken most of her blood, hence the wrinkling #monsterdon

This shack could be a part of one of those house renewal shows.
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He's only mostly dead. Not all dead. Miracle Max could solve your problem.
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tfw she lives on the mountain swamp and she don't buy groceries from u

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Embarrassed to say I can’t tell if he’s dead? #Monsterdon

🎶I thought the old lady let go of the diamond...🎶 #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

"ewwww, the old woman is terrifying and old"

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Check out the length on those earlobes! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

She can't reanimate a child but she can animate a pumpkin? I mean that is a pretty big skill leap, I get it

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She is beauty, she is grace
She has latex all over face

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@amyfou she definitely looks like she's been here since the 16th century

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Fun fact, she's only 30. The mountains are harsh man. #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow And that's what she told him!

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The little loving gestures Lance Henriksen is doing with the son, watching #Monsterdon you forget what good acting looks like sometimes

Okay rats and howls and howls and all this sound bed of creepy is a might bit too much.
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Ooh. We got an owl hoot! That was pure guessery. ✅

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Ah, return of our original color scheme ⬜️🟧 #Monsterdon

Haggis lives at the other side of the Fire Swamp!

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@Taweret 'cause it's halloween! it's festive!

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Haggis the Hag is a Haggard Old Bag #monsterdon

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But her owl is awesome!

Is there a magical dust bowl witch?

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#monsterdon Definite Aunt Ethel from #bg3 vibes…

Ugh ad break 2 #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

this witch cottage is a vibe

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The owl is not what it seems.

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#Monsterdon with the swamp, you'd think that this was in louisiana somewhere, but actually that's just how she keeps her garden

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead is there some weird crossover with pet cemetery?

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The Witch Haggis lives in a little hut in the black forest in the 16th Century I guess

Kids in overalls, they know things. Mostly about where to hide while making out, but I can see them knowing a witch or two as well. #Monsterdon

Omigosh owl! Owl always love you!

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We now join The Hills Have Eyes, already in progress

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@combatwombat Her real name is Hagatha. But her friends call her Haggis.
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Suddenly we are in a swamp near a shack with orange lighting. Sounds like something good is about to happen..

Early shaky cam?

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@Taweret clearly this is set in New Jersey #Monsterdon

Is there a 911 for ol' swamp holler witches? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Ooo mister I did this fight in Baldur's Gate 3 you do NOT wanna go in there, it's annoying as fuck :/ :/ :/ #Monsterdon

Are we getting a full on bog witch? Is this a foggy bog? Whippoorwills?
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I've always wanted a moat

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So is there a reason the father isn’t taking his son to the hospital? #Monsterdon

Baba Yaga?! #monsterdon

@CardboardRobot Right! He passed through a tear in the space time continuum on that road. #Monsterdon

like the aesthetics are working for me

good spooky season watching

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@davesdogmaggie dances in the sheep dip maybe

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Maybe they had access to the costumes and sets from an aborted Steinbeck adaptation and rewrote the script around it?
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@plaidtron3000 she's IN the Scottish food #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

I dunno I'm counting this as day for night for bingo purposes

I think this movie is too good to give us real day for night

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I aspire to be a fearsome old witch whom others only speak of in hushed tones.

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Her name is Haggis and she dances on the sand…

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Witch Haggis, eh #Monsterdon

Scots witches pretty out of place here in rural California. #Monsterdon

@Taweret true

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#monsterdon "Her name is Haggis. She's Scottish. "

I'm going to have a child just so I can name them Haggis #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

Her name's Haggis. She's REALLY into Scottish food.

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"But Dad, i'm not dead yet..."

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Haggis the hill hag, yeah. #monsterdon

A whole $10!
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yeah that's what he told his sister too

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Ope. Not Da, Grampaw. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead