So, he thinks she's Pumpkinhead's agent? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Follow it how far?

Until you can't.

Fucking great.

#Monsterdon

Say it don't spray it!
You have to ask for it, it's part of the magic.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

"You'd DO things!"

Oh no, not THINGS! #Monsterdon

Attempting to full name him, but calling him Ed rather than Edward? Weird...

#monsterdon

oh shit, DUBLOONS??? why didn't you say so! #monsterdon

Those are not swamp spiders. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Everyone involved in the making of this movie was DEEPLY literate in the language of trope.
#Monsterdon

everyone knows gakh is best served fresh

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Getting the Trivago ad with the guy with freaky teeth #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

The tarantulas! They're so cute!

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

everything is a real estate movie: the witch is really just a normal woman who has been trying to stave off the legions of mosquitos from the bog that was temporarily drained by an unscrupulous real estate agent during the showing and not disclosed. all her candles and potions are an attempt to repel the mosquitos who have taken most of her blood, hence the wrinkling #monsterdon

This shack could be a part of one of those house renewal shows.
#monsterdon

He's only mostly dead. Not all dead. Miracle Max could solve your problem.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

tfw she lives on the mountain swamp and she don't buy groceries from u

#Monsterdon

Embarrassed to say I can’t tell if he’s dead? #Monsterdon

🎶I thought the old lady let go of the diamond...🎶 #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

"ewwww, the old woman is terrifying and old"

#Monsterdon

Check out the length on those earlobes! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

She can't reanimate a child but she can animate a pumpkin? I mean that is a pretty big skill leap, I get it

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

She is beauty, she is grace
She has latex all over face

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

@amyfou she definitely looks like she's been here since the 16th century

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Fun fact, she's only 30. The mountains are harsh man. #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow And that's what she told him!

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

The little loving gestures Lance Henriksen is doing with the son, watching #Monsterdon you forget what good acting looks like sometimes

Okay rats and howls and howls and all this sound bed of creepy is a might bit too much.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Ooh. We got an owl hoot! That was pure guessery. ✅

#Monsterdon

Ah, return of our original color scheme ⬜️🟧 #Monsterdon

Haggis lives at the other side of the Fire Swamp!

#Monsterdon

@Taweret 'cause it's halloween! it's festive!

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Haggis the Hag is a Haggard Old Bag #monsterdon

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But her owl is awesome!

Is there a magical dust bowl witch?

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

#monsterdon Definite Aunt Ethel from #bg3 vibes…

Ugh ad break 2 #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

this witch cottage is a vibe

#Monsterdon

The owl is not what it seems.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead 🎃

#Monsterdon with the swamp, you'd think that this was in louisiana somewhere, but actually that's just how she keeps her garden

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead is there some weird crossover with pet cemetery?

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The Witch Haggis lives in a little hut in the black forest in the 16th Century I guess

Kids in overalls, they know things. Mostly about where to hide while making out, but I can see them knowing a witch or two as well. #Monsterdon

Omigosh owl! Owl always love you!

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

We now join The Hills Have Eyes, already in progress

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

@combatwombat Her real name is Hagatha. But her friends call her Haggis.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon
Suddenly we are in a swamp near a shack with orange lighting. Sounds like something good is about to happen..

Early shaky cam?

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

@Taweret clearly this is set in New Jersey #Monsterdon

Is there a 911 for ol' swamp holler witches? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Ooo mister I did this fight in Baldur's Gate 3 you do NOT wanna go in there, it's annoying as fuck :/ :/ :/ #Monsterdon

Are we getting a full on bog witch? Is this a foggy bog? Whippoorwills?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I've always wanted a moat

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Baba Yaga?! #monsterdon

So is there a reason the father isn’t taking his son to the hospital? #Monsterdon

@CardboardRobot Right! He passed through a tear in the space time continuum on that road. #Monsterdon

like the aesthetics are working for me

good spooky season watching

#Monsterdon

Take me to your savoury Scottish pudding #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie dances in the sheep dip maybe

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Maybe they had access to the costumes and sets from an aborted Steinbeck adaptation and rewrote the script around it?
#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 she's IN the Scottish food #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

I dunno I'm counting this as day for night for bingo purposes

I think this movie is too good to give us real day for night

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I aspire to be a fearsome old witch whom others only speak of in hushed tones.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

Her name is Haggis and she dances on the sand…

#Monsterdon

Many of us tonight would like to be an old person of the mountains the villagers are scared of but also respect

#Monsterdon

Witch Haggis, eh #Monsterdon

Scots witches pretty out of place here in rural California. #Monsterdon

@Taweret true

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

#monsterdon "Her name is Haggis. She's Scottish. "

I'm going to have a child just so I can name them Haggis #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

Her name's Haggis. She's REALLY into Scottish food.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

"But Dad, i'm not dead yet..."

#monsterdon

Haggis the hill hag, yeah. #monsterdon

A whole $10!
#monsterdon

yeah that's what he told his sister too

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Ope. Not Da, Grampaw. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

HER NAME IS HAGGIS!?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

#Monsterdon HAGGIS

that was a good hillbilly "God...DAMN IT", Lance #monsterdon

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I think they should get a qualified medical opinion on whether he's dead dead before they go burying him

Since when would any kid ever choose carrying heavy farm sacks over Dad telling them to stop? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Kinfolk said "Jed, move away from there."

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

"all she can do is take you straight to hell"

well, we're already attending a Monsterdon, so why not?

#monsterdon

"He looked at me like he wanted to kill me."
"Don't read anything into that. He looks at everyone that way."
#monsterdon

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Magical hillbillies I guess probably the dirt on them is also magical

#monsterdon Imagine if this kid got run over too right here.

I mean Joel. How am I supposed to keep Generic White Boy names straight?
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon welcome to dirtfuck, usa,

now back up over that kid let's get the death count going

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

#monsterdon After you fetch your grandpa, we'll need to harvest you for your incredibly flexible joints and knees that don’t result in you screaming, child. The aged have had quite enough of screaming when trying to walk, TYVM. ;)

So, we arrive at child labor explotation camp
#monsterdon

@allanb I KNOW. I think the writers thought "rural" 1980s is just 1930s Appalacia with updated hairstyles. #monsterdon

@paco It def was. #Monsterdon 🥺

The cabin in the woods looks a bit like the one in Yellowjackets (then again all cabins in the woods look the same) #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

I don't hear no BANJO

#monsterdon

Yeah, I'm going to agree with that idea that this was originally going to be in the 1930s, (with the prolog being in the 1890s), but for some reason it got changed to the 1980s.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

I've been in the country. people in the country are not constantly smeared with dirt like this

#Monsterdon

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and goats and chickens! Why aren't the people hugging them and telling us their names and their likes/dislikes??

"Bunt!"

FCA.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret Oh yeah, if that's why I'm thinking of it's messed up and people need to die. It was a tv movie?
#Monsterdon

Personally if I was worried about going to jail I would be worried about the assault and battery plus illegal imprisonment I've done to cover up an accident
#monsterdon

Ahh look, the Vances.

#Monsterdon