That selfish son of a b#$%%!! If he was so concerned about his own hide he should've stayed off the bike till he got to where he was going. #Monsterdon
@catzilla never touch children alive, injured or dead. they are likely cursed. #Monsterdon life tips
He drove all they way to O' Brother Where Art Thou. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
what. the actual fuck. is this set.
Lots of harmonica in this film.
#Monsterdon
do we have _deliverance_ to blame for this movie?
Crash not accident!!!
(I'd also tag BikeTooter, but that would be spamming the hashtag)
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Take your son to the pigfamers, you can save on burial costs.
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I donβt see how Steve gets out of this by locking all his βfriendsβ up untilβ¦ when, exactly???
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"He just looked at me like he was invoking some kind of ancient vengeful evil, that's all!"
#Monsterdon oh of course the kid magically lives for a half second to die tragically
It's a shame we used up all the denim in the 80s
I bet this was on the Christmas card that year.
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#monsterdon #pumpkinhead how is it that all the men are extremely sweaty and the women are not?
5:30pmβ¦going back for more dirtbikesβ¦β¦ #monsterdon
The kid looks alive CALL 911 LANCE #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon
My question is what is the dog's motivation? Can we trust him? #Monsterdon
I realize a doctor may be some distance away, but why would you not go? Is this a doctorless universe? Dirtbikes and pumpkinhead monsters exist but not clinics? #monsterdon
oh it is not going to be okay
ok i just tuned in. is this kid with the glasses gonna be psychic or something?
wait, is the kid _dead_? what the fuck is going on here?
@gnomon eh in a movie anyone can be a teenager
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So in all this character development, they managed to successfully identify the bad guy, the victims, and the entity that will take revenge
Well, this is not the way to heal your kid, weirdo
#monsterdon
Here I was thinking the kid was already dead
Wait he's not dead yet? And you just took him home!? Lance dude... Everyone in this movie is messed up.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
@steggy omg yes seriously
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Maybe if it's a funny story? After all, laughter is the best medicine!
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988
hey, at least some of these rowdy youths are sympathetic and not just pure body count. a cut above most slashers β¨
@moira I disclaim all responsibility for that one. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Oh this guy is a genius. I guess it will not left anyone for the great pumpkin.
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Dude I appreciate your grief here but wet sponges and story time isn't gonna heal a broken neck :/ #Monsterdon
"Drive as fast as you want. But if anything happens to either of those BMX bikes it's coming out of your paycheck." #monsterdon
Hm. If he's trying to stay out of trouble because he's on probation, he's doing it wrong.
@brooke I mean I wouldn't be too sad if some of them picked off each other first
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If you run over three kids the fourth one is free.
Lol that would be a no on the help then #Monsterdon
Is the kid alive?
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This guy is on the most ridiculous accidental killing spree.
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Turns out the real monster is the leather jacket jerk-butt.
This guy already has a higher body count than the squashnoggin. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Talk, boy! Tell him what happened!! #Monsterdon
So Joel is subject to a restraining order against accidents
Yeah that's totally how that works
@wohali@timeloop.cafe Pumpkinhead: "That's... why I'm here."
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lol, fucking 'ell, Tod Gak just killed again!
I forget the actor's name but Joel I remember from Seaquest of all things. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon they turn on each other so quickly
pumpkinhead will make quick work of these "teens"
Honestly, Joel is enough of a monster for the whole movie #Monsterdon
It's LO-OG it's LO-OG it's big it's heavy he's dead!
#monsterdon oh yeah those glasses are gonna be super useful now..he cant see without his glasses!
Thatβs some shirt sheβs almost wearing.
"They're not gonna find out about it, I'll just stand there and comb my hair and say 'Eeeeeey!'" #Monsterdon
I approve of violence against assholes
Instead we just get this Wings Hauser wannabe
And now a Cabin in the Woods. The perfect p[ace for a stalker to get some work done on these horrible kids.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Look, the audience has to REALLY hate me in order to enjoy what's going to happen. #Monsterdon
I will say, as much as I *loathe* this film's stereotypes, Hendricksen makes the damn film.
The sequel to this ("Blood Wings") was completely forgettable by comparison.
Sometimes it's not the monster which make the movie.
no, he called for a lawyer and she called for cocaine
Kudos for the brother who stayed behind
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I've watched Pumpkinhead many times and own a DVD copy. My favorite scene is the closet. You'll see what I mean. #Monsterdon
that's a nice cabin
wait I missed how finding help for Billy turned into running on a lonely trail through the woods
#Monsterdon "I'm sorry but your son would've survived if only you'd kept him still. When you picked him up and put him in the car you severed his spinal column."
"Just stay on the trail so the monster can find and eat you." #Monsterdon
#monsterdon you know what always works with people struck by vehicles is moving them around a whole bunch. Maybe give 'em a good shake while you're at it.
No good can come of pissing Lance Henriksen off like that.
Big Pet Sematary vibes coming up.
Except of course this is Appalachia, not backwoods Maine.
β¦are they looping like a paulstretched cougar roar as background wind noise? #monsterdon
I appreciate the lack of music. Lotta movies out there would throw some saccharine bullshit violins or something in the background, the restraint is appreciated. #Monsterdon
Nice music hit there. There will be no help. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
@Taweret it's the 1980's, dark ages
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@jivens oh yum my favorite
oooo, good stare!
Well, We have to put some in the account of the father. kinda crazy leave a kid alone there with strangers
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Really thought headband dude was gonna be the douche. Shame on me for judging.
"He shot his eye out!"
Yes, great idea, move the gravely injured child.
Billy would have been second to last on my hit list
we always root for the monster anyway but this time I think we're supposed to?
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Barq's Root Beer sign!
#monsterdon Henriksen gonna angy
Oh, hey, maybe we can drive the truck recklessly enough to get another kid! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
mm, dad's gonna be a bit upset, i suspect.
Okay so now I want Pumpkinhead to kill them all, GO GO PUMPKINHEAD, GO <sobs>
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[doggo] but I'm fine! Look! Still cute! That kid gave me this name. Honestly, I've overcome a lot in my time
we kinda take for granted that we can use our cellphones to call 911 from anywhere now
And this is why we can't have bike stunts in Kamen Rider anymore.
Probably. I dunno. I miss cool bike stunts like we had in Kuuga.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
#monsterdon is there a wilhelm scream for dogs whining? If so do you think dogs watching these films are like "Oh it's that guy again, _great_"
Well, I hope the pumpking demon get rid of these teens pretty fast.
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Oh this is a dead child kind of movie
This dog ain't too useful in an emergency. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead
Wow, those earrings. #monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988