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that was a good hillbilly "God...DAMN IT", Lance #monsterdon

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I think they should get a qualified medical opinion on whether he's dead dead before they go burying him

Since when would any kid ever choose carrying heavy farm sacks over Dad telling them to stop? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Kinfolk said "Jed, move away from there."

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Magical hillbillies I guess probably the dirt on them is also magical

#monsterdon Imagine if this kid got run over too right here.

I mean Joel. How am I supposed to keep Generic White Boy names straight?
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#Monsterdon welcome to dirtfuck, usa,

now back up over that kid let's get the death count going

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#monsterdon After you fetch your grandpa, we'll need to harvest you for your incredibly flexible joints and knees that don’t result in you screaming, child. The aged have had quite enough of screaming when trying to walk, TYVM. ;)

So, we arrive at child labor explotation camp
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@paco It def was. #Monsterdon 🥺

The cabin in the woods looks a bit like the one in Yellowjackets (then again all cabins in the woods look the same) #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

I don't hear no BANJO

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Yeah, I'm going to agree with that idea that this was originally going to be in the 1930s, (with the prolog being in the 1890s), but for some reason it got changed to the 1980s.

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I've been in the country. people in the country are not constantly smeared with dirt like this

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and goats and chickens! Why aren't the people hugging them and telling us their names and their likes/dislikes??

"Bunt!"

FCA.

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@Taweret Oh yeah, if that's why I'm thinking of it's messed up and people need to die. It was a tv movie?
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Personally if I was worried about going to jail I would be worried about the assault and battery plus illegal imprisonment I've done to cover up an accident
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Ahh look, the Vances.

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That selfish son of a b#$%%!! If he was so concerned about his own hide he should've stayed off the bike till he got to where he was going. #Monsterdon

He drove all they way to O' Brother Where Art Thou. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

what. the actual fuck. is this set.

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Lots of harmonica in this film.
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do we have _deliverance_ to blame for this movie?

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Crash not accident!!!
(I'd also tag BikeTooter, but that would be spamming the hashtag)
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Take your son to the pigfamers, you can save on burial costs.

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PIGGIE!! 💞

I don’t see how Steve gets out of this by locking all his “friends” up until… when, exactly???
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"He just looked at me like he was invoking some kind of ancient vengeful evil, that's all!"

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"I think everything's gonna be okay!"

Remaining runtime: 60 minutes+

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#Monsterdon oh of course the kid magically lives for a half second to die tragically

It's a shame we used up all the denim in the 80s

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I bet this was on the Christmas card that year.
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#monsterdon #pumpkinhead how is it that all the men are extremely sweaty and the women are not?

5:30pm…going back for more dirtbikes…… #monsterdon

The kid looks alive CALL 911 LANCE #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

lol, prisoners now?

Tod Gak is going away for a long time...

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My question is what is the dog's motivation? Can we trust him? #Monsterdon

I realize a doctor may be some distance away, but why would you not go? Is this a doctorless universe? Dirtbikes and pumpkinhead monsters exist but not clinics? #monsterdon

"Oh man I just don't believe this"

Incredible line read.

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oh it is not going to be okay

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ok i just tuned in. is this kid with the glasses gonna be psychic or something?

wait, is the kid _dead_? what the fuck is going on here?

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@gnomon eh in a movie anyone can be a teenager

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So in all this character development, they managed to successfully identify the bad guy, the victims, and the entity that will take revenge

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Well, this is not the way to heal your kid, weirdo
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Here I was thinking the kid was already dead

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Wait he's not dead yet? And you just took him home!? Lance dude... Everyone in this movie is messed up.
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@steggy omg yes seriously

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Maybe if it's a funny story? After all, laughter is the best medicine!

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hey, at least some of these rowdy youths are sympathetic and not just pure body count. a cut above most slashers ✨

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@moira I disclaim all responsibility for that one. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Oh this guy is a genius. I guess it will not left anyone for the great pumpkin.
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Dude I appreciate your grief here but wet sponges and story time isn't gonna heal a broken neck :/ #Monsterdon

Hm. If he's trying to stay out of trouble because he's on probation, he's doing it wrong.

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@brooke I mean I wouldn't be too sad if some of them picked off each other first

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If you run over three kids the fourth one is free.

Lol that would be a no on the help then #Monsterdon

Is the kid alive?
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This guy is on the most ridiculous accidental killing spree.
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Turns out the real monster is the leather jacket jerk-butt.

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This guy already has a higher body count than the squashnoggin. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Talk, boy! Tell him what happened!! #Monsterdon

the violence has escalated

maybe the kids kill each other and there is no pumpkinhead?

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So Joel is subject to a restraining order against accidents

Yeah that's totally how that works

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@wohali@timeloop.cafe Pumpkinhead: "That's... why I'm here."

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lol, fucking 'ell, Tod Gak just killed again!

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Team #Pumpkinhead
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I forget the actor's name but Joel I remember from Seaquest of all things. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon they turn on each other so quickly

pumpkinhead will make quick work of these "teens"

Honestly, Joel is enough of a monster for the whole movie #Monsterdon

It's LO-OG it's LO-OG it's big it's heavy he's dead!

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#monsterdon oh yeah those glasses are gonna be super useful now..he cant see without his glasses!

That’s some shirt she’s almost wearing.

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"They're not gonna find out about it, I'll just stand there and comb my hair and say 'Eeeeeey!'" #Monsterdon

I approve of violence against assholes

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please kill this guy

the sooner the better

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Instead we just get this Wings Hauser wannabe

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And now a Cabin in the Woods. The perfect p[ace for a stalker to get some work done on these horrible kids.
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Look, the audience has to REALLY hate me in order to enjoy what's going to happen. #Monsterdon

I will say, as much as I *loathe* this film's stereotypes, Hendricksen makes the damn film.

The sequel to this ("Blood Wings") was completely forgettable by comparison.

Sometimes it's not the monster which make the movie.

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no, he called for a lawyer and she called for cocaine

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Kudos for the brother who stayed behind
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I've watched Pumpkinhead many times and own a DVD copy. My favorite scene is the closet. You'll see what I mean. #Monsterdon

wait I missed how finding help for Billy turned into running on a lonely trail through the woods

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#Monsterdon "I'm sorry but your son would've survived if only you'd kept him still. When you picked him up and put him in the car you severed his spinal column."

"Just stay on the trail so the monster can find and eat you." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon you know what always works with people struck by vehicles is moving them around a whole bunch. Maybe give 'em a good shake while you're at it.

No good can come of pissing Lance Henriksen off like that.

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Big Pet Sematary vibes coming up.

Except of course this is Appalachia, not backwoods Maine.

…are they looping like a paulstretched cougar roar as background wind noise? #monsterdon

I appreciate the lack of music. Lotta movies out there would throw some saccharine bullshit violins or something in the background, the restraint is appreciated. #Monsterdon

@Taweret it's the 1980's, dark ages
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@jivens oh yum my favorite

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oooo, good stare!

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Well, We have to put some in the account of the father. kinda crazy leave a kid alone there with strangers
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Really thought headband dude was gonna be the douche. Shame on me for judging.

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"He shot his eye out!"

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