I guess he picked up the boy when he dropped off the dug up body parts.
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"You can go now, Ed Harley."

Don't smoke or brush your teeth for twelve hours, and rinse with salt water. We'll bill your insurance. #Monsterdon

JD Vance’s me-maw looks great!

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Kid's more scary than the monster #monsterdon

Buyers remorse. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

If you really want to get revenge, force them all to form a polycule

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Cool! Aliens vs E.T.!!

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oh hey it's proto-Alien Resurrection mammal-xeno #monsterdon

are those cicadas in the erection sound-effects?

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Pumpkinhead
Pumpkinhead
Does whatever a pumpkin said

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo #Pumpkinhead

Now it begins? Wait. Are there more credits that we're about to see? #Monsterdon

Yes. This is what we showed up for
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"Okay Ms. Bitters. Do I have any homework?"

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Creature effects team is a go! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

whose family was *that* kin?

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The dangers of driving while haunted

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FINSTER! MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!

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That woke all the cicadas up!

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@amyfou@lingo.lol Especially since owls are not very bright, the poor thing.

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#Monsterdon damn he even gives birth to him himself

pumpkinhead got them nails DONE tho #monsterdon

The demon just straight up looking like a "little grey man" alien is actually pretty intriguing

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"You can go now, Ed Harley. Now it begins."

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So are we reanimating a corpse or what..?

Just finish it, you jackass! #Monsterdon

eugh eugh, gruesome. amazing. A+++

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Oh neat, Communion (1989) :D #Monsterdon

#monsterdon you know what, sure.

Pumpkinhead is really ET!
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An actor conveys intense grief.

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it's classic old fashioned southern living. throw some hay bales, eat some apple pie, feed the horses, blood magic with the hag in the woods, lay in the grass and look at the stars . . . #monsterdon

E.T. Pone Home

Get it? Corn pone? Bah.

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80s horror practical creature effects, my beloved :blobheartcat:

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This movie is a little above our usual cheap monster fare, but only barely. Good production, some good acting (mostly Lance), the lore of hoe Pumpkinhead works is probably the best part. It's just so involved and planned in a folklore nightmare way.
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Is that just a weird fucking alien?
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@plaidtron3000 I think you mean offal. #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

damn, lance went down like a champ.

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Ha ha, okay that shot of dad falling on his ass while the bog witch works was pretty funny :D #Monsterdon

Now this is what Winston is good at. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

OK, THIS better be the right corpse because I'm not trying a fourth #Monsterdon

Ermagourd it's so cute!

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#Monsterdon pumpkinhead is cake

#Monsterdon congrats ed! new son! only slightly different from the old one! you'll hardly notice the difference!

I feel like I could get some great cookies out of this nice lady in exchange for some of the fancy shampoo. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Ooo that's some spicy espresso. #Monsterdon

Look, dude, promise me that before you go all revenge-y, you’ll sit down and read The Count of Monte Cristo, ok? Because I think you need a better grasp on the concept of revenge

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He shouldn't go in swimming for at least... at least an hour. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I'm down for summoing some "cruel as venom vengeance."

It's been one of those days.

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I don't think the hag even actually gets anything out of this, she's just eager to practice her craft. She's doing it for love of the game. #Monsterdon

And the really disturbing part - that's a lot of blood pressure for a supposed corpse ...

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Nice shot by the grave #PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

Love the witch has a spinning wheel
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"...hey, did you hold that knife over a flame first?"

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Is that a corpse or a mandrake root?

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I want to ask this witch how she got into this line of work

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This poor guy can't catch a break, he's stuck carrying child-sized corpses all over them thar hills

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bladed weapon ✅

sure hope your tetanus shots are up to date, harley

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I get wanting to bring forth some dark evil to terrorize those who hurt you instead of just shooting them and maybe getting killed yourself unavenged
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"What is your name?"
"What is your quest?"
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net I was sure he was Wilson from House MD! Alas.

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It was a pretty evil looking gourd #Monsterdon

you know i keep that homunculus on me
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She's seasoning the zombie. #Monsterdon

so Pumpkin Head is the desicated and filthy remains of someone else's child?

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"what is it?"

do you really wanna know???

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What the fuck is this!!!???? #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

It's always pumpkin spice this time of year, it's terrible. even the monsters! #monsterdon

"It's what you want, Ed Harley."

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Jeez everyone is covered in dirt in this movie.

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I'm going to start making that sound every time I put my shovel into the ground

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Uh, something tells me you aught to go on and find another way, my guy. #Monsterdon

I'm not even sure what "carrying his balls home in a knapsack" means but it can't be good

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This is a weirdly elevated grave...

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yellow

#monsterdon a knapsack?

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Digging up something from a graveyard might help this plot.

You got all the way to picking it up before being grossed out? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@allanb huh TIL 🤔

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My mom: "The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out..."

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Ok this pumpkin patch set kicks ass
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damn he is gonna awaken super mario bro

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get some gloves, Lance. no need to injure your fingers when summoning demons from beyond.

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#monsterdon #pumpkinhead ugh looks like a basement apartment i used to live in

There's red flags written all over this! Perhaps you'd like to have a wake or get him a nice casket... #Monsterdon

Pumpkin sign! We have pumpkin sign! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

dude it's not november yet, leave those jack-o-lanterns alone!

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These are the nicest outdoor sets I remember in a #Monsterdon

So, dig up a monster corpse and let a hill hag revive it so it gets you revenge. Or call the police. Tough choice even now. #monsterdon

Are we sure that this isn't secretly one of those 80s fantasy movies that also has fancy high tech equipment?

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Nice night for it anyway. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

If his "In Memorium" isn't like 70% clips from this movie set to an over-earnest cover of "Hallelujah" I'm going to flip a table
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The Graveyard of the Telltale Heart

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and now we're in a strange extra terrestrial landscape of some kind!

Pumpkin Platform! #Monsterdon

Glen Close can really disappear into a role. But that lighting really isn't flattering. #monsterdon

Okay I think we can turn down the fog machine now.

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It's dark but it sure is pretty.

and the music is peak 80s, well done.

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The witch looks like Palpatine #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

Lance gawn kill Linus and Sally.

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