damn, lance went down like a champ.

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Ha ha, okay that shot of dad falling on his ass while the bog witch works was pretty funny :D #Monsterdon

Now this is what Winston is good at. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

OK, THIS better be the right corpse because I'm not trying a fourth #Monsterdon

Ermagourd it's so cute!

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#Monsterdon pumpkinhead is cake

#Monsterdon congrats ed! new son! only slightly different from the old one! you'll hardly notice the difference!

I feel like I could get some great cookies out of this nice lady in exchange for some of the fancy shampoo. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Ooo that's some spicy espresso. #Monsterdon

Look, dude, promise me that before you go all revenge-y, you’ll sit down and read The Count of Monte Cristo, ok? Because I think you need a better grasp on the concept of revenge

#Monsterdon

He shouldn't go in swimming for at least... at least an hour. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I'm down for summoing some "cruel as venom vengeance."

It's been one of those days.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

And the really disturbing part - that's a lot of blood pressure for a supposed corpse ...

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I don't think the hag even actually gets anything out of this, she's just eager to practice her craft. She's doing it for love of the game. #Monsterdon

Nice shot by the grave #PumpkinHead1988 #monsterdon

Love the witch has a spinning wheel
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"...hey, did you hold that knife over a flame first?"

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Is that a corpse or a mandrake root?

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I want to ask this witch how she got into this line of work

#Monsterdon

This poor guy can't catch a break, he's stuck carrying child-sized corpses all over them thar hills

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bladed weapon ✅

sure hope your tetanus shots are up to date, harley

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

@jeffron #monsterdon

for real! she seems cool! I would totally hang with her!

How big ARE his balls?

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I get wanting to bring forth some dark evil to terrorize those who hurt you instead of just shooting them and maybe getting killed yourself unavenged
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"What is your name?"
"What is your quest?"
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
#monsterdon

wait, Lance bleeds human blood, not milk?!

Oh wait, this is like Alien 3 isn't it?

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@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net I was sure he was Wilson from House MD! Alas.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

It was a pretty evil looking gourd #Monsterdon

you know i keep that homunculus on me
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She's seasoning the zombie. #Monsterdon

so Pumpkin Head is the desicated and filthy remains of someone else's child?

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

"what is it?"

do you really wanna know???

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What the fuck is this!!!???? #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

It's always pumpkin spice this time of year, it's terrible. even the monsters! #monsterdon

We accidentally picked a good one again, didn't we

#monsterdon

"It's what you want, Ed Harley."

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Jeez everyone is covered in dirt in this movie.

#Monsterdon

I'm going to start making that sound every time I put my shovel into the ground

#monsterdon

Uh, something tells me you aught to go on and find another way, my guy. #Monsterdon

I'm not even sure what "carrying his balls home in a knapsack" means but it can't be good

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

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This is a weirdly elevated grave...

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yellow

#monsterdon a knapsack?

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Digging up something from a graveyard might help this plot.

You got all the way to picking it up before being grossed out? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@allanb huh TIL 🤔

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

My mom: "The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out..."

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

Ok this pumpkin patch set kicks ass
#Monsterdon

damn he is gonna awaken super mario bro

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get some gloves, Lance. no need to injure your fingers when summoning demons from beyond.

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#monsterdon #pumpkinhead ugh looks like a basement apartment i used to live in

There's red flags written all over this! Perhaps you'd like to have a wake or get him a nice casket... #Monsterdon

Pumpkin sign! We have pumpkin sign! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

dude it's not november yet, leave those jack-o-lanterns alone!

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

These are the nicest outdoor sets I remember in a #Monsterdon

So, dig up a monster corpse and let a hill hag revive it so it gets you revenge. Or call the police. Tough choice even now. #monsterdon

Are we sure that this isn't secretly one of those 80s fantasy movies that also has fancy high tech equipment?

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Nice night for it anyway. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

If his "In Memorium" isn't like 70% clips from this movie set to an over-earnest cover of "Hallelujah" I'm going to flip a table
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The Graveyard of the Telltale Heart

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and now we're in a strange extra terrestrial landscape of some kind!

Pumpkin Platform! #Monsterdon

Glen Close can really disappear into a role. But that lighting really isn't flattering. #monsterdon

Okay I think we can turn down the fog machine now.

#Monsterdon

It's dark but it sure is pretty.

and the music is peak 80s, well done.

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The witch looks like Palpatine #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

Lance gawn kill Linus and Sally.

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Oh, I got here just in time. 🙂

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Man. Even the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog. #Monsterdon

Mmmm cursed pumpkin patch
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A cemetary... for pets? What will they think of next!
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Vulture like, "What!? What? I'm just sitting here!" #Monsterdon

So Lance, Ed is going to dig up a monster and the witch is going to fix it up and send it on a rampage?

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

that cheerful gentleman is just taking a nap, no need to fear, sir.

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How is Ed supposed to find the thing he needs to dig up with all this fog?

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

We should all build a tiny-cottage village in a picturesque swamp and move there. #Monsterdon

Florence Schauffler is a really kindly looking lady, they really gnarled her up to Haggisify her #monsterdon

Turkey vulture is gother than crow. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

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Turkey Vultey!

It's not the resurrection I'm questioning as much as the, uh...side effects #Monsterdon

surprising amount of sky burial going on here for what i assume is supposed to be the american southeast.

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How does the "witch" have tarantulas? Omg movie pick a setting and stick with it. #monsterdon

Kid will make a fine stew. #Monsterdon

@Taweret the red bulbs were 12 for a buck at dollar general #Monsterdon

If he summons Beetlejuice by mistake I'm going to bed.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

@athena_rising There are 4 Pumpkinhead movies. That indicates to me that Pumpkinhead does, indeed, have an agent.

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#Monsterdon oh my god even lance's shirt is soaked, its like he drenched himself in oil

"i'll give you everything in this tube sock if you'll bring my child back from death."

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the witch requires payments in gold because she no longer trusts banks, because she is mid-litigation over her mortgage on the distressed property and the banks have sided with the real estate agent #monsterdon

@apLundell Not stylish enough though

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I think Razorback Hollow opened for Mary Prankster in 2004

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Hey, those tarantulas could well be native Aphonopelma!

(More likely Brachypelma which are more common in the pet trade and movies and such, but let me believe this)

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe He's gonna... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon MEEElah. Miele. MEILA. I hate this ad.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

fam, I think you'd be better off going to a lawyer....

#monsterdon

Actually I shouldn't joke, Things™ have about an 80% fatality rate in these films. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon owls, rats, tarantulas.. this witch has cool pets

Say it!

*punches wall*

I guess that said it

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead