#Monsterdon in case god doesn't show, i'll use these butcher's knives that have been in a drawer for at least a year

The dog has a concern.
Maybe you shouldn't be drinking while your engine of revenge is out there tearing teenager's guts out.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Can someone tell me what state this is supposed to be? #Monsterdon

They found him!

#monsterdon
#Pumpkinhead

[angry ‘twang noises intensify]

#monsterdon

Worst actor dies third I guess. #monsterdon

This is one of the more brutal Chick tracts. #Monsterdon

Big hands you know you’re the one

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

I have opened the dill pickle chips. I repeat, the dill pickle chips are open

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🚲🩸🚲 🚲 🤕😠 👹 🎃 😱

Yeah, Kim!

that dog just like, i have read the script, and let me tell you.

#monsterdon

This is the worst version of Charlie Brown and The Great Pumpkin I've ever seen.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

there are two kind of folk in this world. city folk. and country folk. #Monsterdon

it's my first time watching

Is that a Bechdel pass?!

#monsterdon

I like how I can check off "80s Jerk Killed by Monster" on the bingo card (just for fun) without being able to tell any of these characters apart

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

For a second I thought she grabbed a GRATER 😂

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@Taweret And make sure you sit with your back to the biggest windows in the cabin! #Monsterdon

It was A devil, it wasn't THE devil.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

that was a bechdel pass!

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

oh, i suppose i should have been using the #monsterdon tag for those #elmstreet toots...

i wish the acronym was cooler than #noes
does anyone even use that?

Yes asshole, you've been a fuck up your whole life but killing a child is just the sign you need to turn it around

Let's go #Punpkinhead! 🎃
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I wonder if it's too late for him to back out? #Monsterdon

Don't even try to rehabilitate that bastard. I won't have it! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
Sequel: Pumpkinhead vs. Carrot Top.

Zed's dead, baby.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead 🎃

The monster eventually ended up in the Nostromo cargo spaceship #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

Aw man I thought the kid came back to life

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

"I'm always fucking up"

Are you going to agree with him? Or coddle him some more?

Oh, remain silent. That also works.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

Oh come on. What did we pay the creature effects team for if we're still doing off-camera action with reaction shots? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

So like, is this sort of a DIY graveyard then? #Monsterdon #BurialPermits

Sticking a dirty knife in a bare hand that dug up a body always goes well.

#Monsterdon

yes, you have indeed fucked up. how about you try having some morals for once.

#monsterdon

Do you suffer from seasonal Pumpkinhead? Ask your doctor about Pumkinax

#Monsterdon

The boy's father takes care of everything indeed.
Lance is tied to Pumpkin head now, in more ways than one. Bwahahaha.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

#Monsterdon so he's like energy-linked to pumpkinhead? his rage fuels it, and when it kills it drains his energy

#monsterdon Finally! Titular murders…

Tonight's monster will be played by 3-thousand cicadas in a trenchcoat #monsterdon

They don't to ANYTHING in these parts official-like at all in these parts do they #Monsterdon

Pumpkin-spice camera filter

#monsterdon

Years later she'll discover Pumpkin Spice Lattes and it will trigger all this old trauma

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Yoink!! #Monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe That's a city level law. This is an unincorporated area.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

If this guy is really Ed Hardy, where is all his tattoos #Monsterdon

Pumpkinhead like, "Well, I can eat the NON-consecrated one, I guess. Keep the calories down." #Monsterdon

YOINK!
#Monsterdon

Wow, that kid is the one that least deserved the die, I think.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

#Monsterdon one down :D

This group of teens ranges from 22 to 45

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

oh yeah, i'm sure the boy'll be fine. you, on the other hand...

#monsterdon

@Lazarou
I mean... they might have survived. 🤷‍♂️

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Big Ed Harley’s Gas Farm

#Monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

Bye Steve. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

lol, bye bye steve!

#Monsterdon

What time is #monsterdon? I just found out it exists

Why does Maggie suddenly look 30 years older?

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

#Monsterdon the power of christ compels you to not talk to cops

Wait. Is he burying his son, who is deadalive? I'm confused.
#Monsterdon

G'BYE STEVE

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

He's gonna need a tetanus shot. #Monsterdon

Oh so all of a sudden you're about doing the right thing

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Wait, it's been a while since we've seen the dog. Is the dog ok?
#monsterdon

Would be kinda great if the kid was just knocked out

Oops, sorry about the demon

#Monsterdon

Give him a tetanus shot first lady #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

I guess he picked up the boy when he dropped off the dug up body parts.
#Monsterdon

"You can go now, Ed Harley."

Don't smoke or brush your teeth for twelve hours, and rinse with salt water. We'll bill your insurance. #Monsterdon

JD Vance’s me-maw looks great!

#monsterdon

Kid's more scary than the monster #monsterdon

Buyers remorse. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Cool! Aliens vs E.T.!!

#Monsterdon

If you really want to get revenge, force them all to form a polycule

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

oh hey it's proto-Alien Resurrection mammal-xeno #monsterdon

are those cicadas in the erection sound-effects?

#monsterdon

Pumpkinhead
Pumpkinhead
Does whatever a pumpkin said

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo #Pumpkinhead

Now it begins? Wait. Are there more credits that we're about to see? #Monsterdon

Yes. This is what we showed up for
#Monsterdon

"Okay Ms. Bitters. Do I have any homework?"

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Creature effects team is a go! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

whose family was *that* kin?

#monsterdon

The dangers of driving while haunted

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

FINSTER! MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

That woke all the cicadas up!

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

#Monsterdon damn he even gives birth to him himself

@amyfou@lingo.lol Especially since owls are not very bright, the poor thing.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

pumpkinhead got them nails DONE tho #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
So are we reanimating a corpse or what..?

"You can go now, Ed Harley. Now it begins."

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

The demon just straight up looking like a "little grey man" alien is actually pretty intriguing

#Monsterdon

Just finish it, you jackass! #Monsterdon

Oh neat, Communion (1989) :D #Monsterdon

eugh eugh, gruesome. amazing. A+++

#monsterdon

#monsterdon you know what, sure.

An actor conveys intense grief.

#monsterdon

Pumpkinhead is really ET!
#Monsterdon

it's classic old fashioned southern living. throw some hay bales, eat some apple pie, feed the horses, blood magic with the hag in the woods, lay in the grass and look at the stars . . . #monsterdon

E.T. Pone Home

Get it? Corn pone? Bah.

#monsterdon

80s horror practical creature effects, my beloved :blobheartcat:

#Monsterdon

This movie is a little above our usual cheap monster fare, but only barely. Good production, some good acting (mostly Lance), the lore of hoe Pumpkinhead works is probably the best part. It's just so involved and planned in a folklore nightmare way.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Is that just a weird fucking alien?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@plaidtron3000 I think you mean offal. #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988