I wanted it to kill all of them! I just didn't want to feel it! I didn't want to know!

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

'I just wanted a demon to rip some teens apart but not like this'

#Monsterdon

Haggis is like I knew you'd be back

#Monsterdon

not. like. this. what did you think was gonna happen, Ed Harley.

#monsterdon

The music is very confusing, did they have three different people do the soundtrack individually and then just mix the results?
#monsterdon

"It's gotta run it's course, now. What did you think, it would be neat and clean ..."

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

oh, and now the youths go and seek out Haggis for revenge too!

she's got a lucrative business for herself

#monsterdon

@kshernandez
Delirium.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh shit steve's eye was still moving, i think?

@TerryHancock Pretty much I'm guessing
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon🚲🩸🚲 🚲 🤕😠 👹 🎃 😱

the monster feet are cool

The monster pulled her over the roof peak like a reverse keelhaul

#Monsterdon

Pumpkinhead does look a little bit like an Alien variant.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead 🎃

why are we back in the truck? where are we going???

#monsterdon

Damnit, Steve, stop twitching. You're supposed to be dead.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Ed, don't drink, drive, and remotely control zombie demon monsters. :/ #Monsterdon

Ah yes, I see a Pumpkin Monster eating my friend, I stay right there just looking slightly upset #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

Slugs!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Ope. Found Steve.

So, if God can beat Pumpkinhead, then by the transitive property, Pumpkinhead can also be defeated by iron chariots, the subtle knife and ancient Klingon warriors who feel themselves mildly inconvenienced.

#Monsterdon

okay, you want a cross so much, i guess you got one permanently now. yikes.

#monsterdon

Just kidding! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon🚲🩸🚲 🚲 🤕😠 👹 🎃 😱

Maggie got got too she shouldn't have been so certain about what she said to Kim

If you like horror podcast, I recommend Old Gods of Appalachia. https://www.oldgodsofappalachia.com #monsterdon

Sun Tzu says: retreat and summon reinforcements

#monsterdon

Not the flailing legs disappearing over… something??#Monsterdon

Well, part of steve is out there...

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

They found Steve.
#Monsterdon

I ♫fouuuuund ♪ hiiiiim ♫ :D #Monsterdon

oh, that's a hairy situation

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

oops, found him.

#monsterdon

Found Steve. Now you can go. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

STEVE #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

The Steve is out there #Monsterdon

Steve? the second-hand interloper on Blue's Clues?

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

move aside Freddy VS. Jason, it's god vs. pumpkinhead

#monsterdon

Maybe God thinks you deserve it

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

The orange/blue motif works really well, actually.
#Monsterdon

Steeve is out there! #DeepRockGalactic #RockAndStone

#monsterdon

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead wth i thought i was dead

steve can fuck off, we gotta go, people.

#monsterdon

Found him!

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead 🎃

@YsengrinWolf And He's fine!

#monsterdon

WAKE UP MAGGIE I THINK I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

#Monsterdon in case god doesn't show, i'll use these butcher's knives that have been in a drawer for at least a year

The dog has a concern.
Maybe you shouldn't be drinking while your engine of revenge is out there tearing teenager's guts out.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Can someone tell me what state this is supposed to be? #Monsterdon

They found him!

#monsterdon
#Pumpkinhead

[angry ‘twang noises intensify]

#monsterdon

Worst actor dies third I guess. #monsterdon

This is one of the more brutal Chick tracts. #Monsterdon

Big hands you know you’re the one

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

I have opened the dill pickle chips. I repeat, the dill pickle chips are open

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🚲🩸🚲 🚲 🤕😠 👹 🎃 😱

Yeah, Kim!

that dog just like, i have read the script, and let me tell you.

#monsterdon

This is the worst version of Charlie Brown and The Great Pumpkin I've ever seen.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

there are two kind of folk in this world. city folk. and country folk. #Monsterdon

it's my first time watching

Is that a Bechdel pass?!

#monsterdon

I like how I can check off "80s Jerk Killed by Monster" on the bingo card (just for fun) without being able to tell any of these characters apart

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

For a second I thought she grabbed a GRATER 😂

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@Taweret And make sure you sit with your back to the biggest windows in the cabin! #Monsterdon

It was A devil, it wasn't THE devil.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

oh, i suppose i should have been using the #monsterdon tag for those #elmstreet toots...

i wish the acronym was cooler than #noes
does anyone even use that?

Yes asshole, you've been a fuck up your whole life but killing a child is just the sign you need to turn it around

Let's go #Punpkinhead! 🎃
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I wonder if it's too late for him to back out? #Monsterdon

Don't even try to rehabilitate that bastard. I won't have it! #Monsterdon

Zed's dead, baby.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead 🎃

#monsterdon
Sequel: Pumpkinhead vs. Carrot Top.

The monster eventually ended up in the Nostromo cargo spaceship #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon

Aw man I thought the kid came back to life

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

"I'm always fucking up"

Are you going to agree with him? Or coddle him some more?

Oh, remain silent. That also works.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

Oh come on. What did we pay the creature effects team for if we're still doing off-camera action with reaction shots? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

So like, is this sort of a DIY graveyard then? #Monsterdon #BurialPermits

Sticking a dirty knife in a bare hand that dug up a body always goes well.

#Monsterdon

yes, you have indeed fucked up. how about you try having some morals for once.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon so he's like energy-linked to pumpkinhead? his rage fuels it, and when it kills it drains his energy

#monsterdon Finally! Titular murders…

Tonight's monster will be played by 3-thousand cicadas in a trenchcoat #monsterdon

They don't to ANYTHING in these parts official-like at all in these parts do they #Monsterdon

Years later she'll discover Pumpkin Spice Lattes and it will trigger all this old trauma

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Yoink!! #Monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe That's a city level law. This is an unincorporated area.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

If this guy is really Ed Hardy, where is all his tattoos #Monsterdon

Pumpkinhead like, "Well, I can eat the NON-consecrated one, I guess. Keep the calories down." #Monsterdon

YOINK!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon one down :D

This group of teens ranges from 22 to 45

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

oh yeah, i'm sure the boy'll be fine. you, on the other hand...

#monsterdon

Big Ed Harley’s Gas Farm

#Monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

Bye Steve. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Why does Maggie suddenly look 30 years older?

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

What time is #monsterdon? I just found out it exists

#Monsterdon the power of christ compels you to not talk to cops

Wait. Is he burying his son, who is deadalive? I'm confused.
#Monsterdon

G'BYE STEVE

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

He's gonna need a tetanus shot. #Monsterdon

Oh so all of a sudden you're about doing the right thing

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Would be kinda great if the kid was just knocked out

Oops, sorry about the demon

#Monsterdon

Give him a tetanus shot first lady #Pumpkinhead #monsterdon