Summoner! Why?! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

heart and head it's still not dead

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You'd expect shooting the demon that exists off his energy would hurt him.

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Dude! Here I am out here all night doing your bidding, and this is how you thank me? #Monsterdon

@moira nice! 🎉

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Pupper! #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

ha! i'm calling that Cut To the Monster a Peek-a-boo for purposes of the bingo card. (^^)

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WOLFIE!

Nice monster silhouette.
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And Ed lands the first shots!
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#Monsterdon oh wow that really is just a xenomorph huh

the theme for tonight's movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uMqWhawHt0
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Throw spice at him! Pumpkins are naturally afraid of spice!

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#monsterdon Is that going to be the anti-Checkov's gun that never gets fired in the third act?

who needs a pumkinhead when you've got an angry redneck. (^_^)

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Honestly, I feel like the circle of Hell dedicated to revenge killings on douchey child-killing teens shouldn't be all that bad. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@jadebees Tonight seems unusually late for a first bingo (unless I missed one)?

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Not to kick the guy when he's down but what he did think he was doing when he consulted the witch in the woods and dug up a body for her to animate? Cursing these kids to bad pie for the rest of their lives? Unending shinsplints? That they would forever get hotel rooms with bad views?

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I'd rather face Pumpkinhead than knock on a random redneck's door

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@Louisa@mastodon.xyz that was my assumption

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@apLundell You try living in the Jersey Pine Barrens without a machete

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Well this seems familiar. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@Louisa that's how I'm interpreting it, yeah

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@ohiofi Yeah, really.
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Oh! This is just like the beginning of the movie! I'm discovering what foreshadowing is!

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@davesdogmaggie Apparently it can use streetlamps too

Such creativity

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HELP

I NEED SOMEBODY

HELP

I NEED ANYBODY

HEEEEEEE-EEEEE-LP

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Is it just me or has there not been a pumpkin on anyone's head yet #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

Imagine if a techbro summoned Pumpkinhead.

He'd be pounding out a strongly worded post on Medium at this point in the film.

Podcast to follow.

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The only way to defeat him.. is to make a pie out of him..

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Like at this point I just want a comedic throwaway line. "Oh, we don't have any bullets"
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What hath Henriksen wrought? #monsterdon

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lance you need to tie your boots you're gonna trip on your bootlaces and you're gonna feel even worse

like Legally Distinct Xenomorph, this is a good monster

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When pumpkinhead reaches down from a 40 ft tree, is it like Dhalsim from street fighter or is he like hovering 8 feet above his victims? #Monsterdon

Wow, that kid is decomposing REALLY quickly. Is that the influence of the evil?

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@apLundell kudzu, it's the only way to cut it short enough before it grows back on the counter

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Lol did you think I was affiliated with God?

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#monsterdon It would be so fun to have a Lower Decks where it's the 25th century and Pumpkinhead makes an appearance. In space. By surprise. ;)

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza No respect for the classics these days.

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MOAR YELLING

that'll solve things

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Nice aim

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Pumpkinhead's got some nice fight training from somewhere. Not just a pretty face. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

oof. crunch.

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Again, these people are useless.
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is this monster...carcinization? it keeps looking crabby.

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Day for night shot! This is #monsterdon after all #Pumpkinhead

Well sure don't even TRY to catch her

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OK but I do remember those fringey boots being very popular at that time

Kim was a mean girl, fuck kim

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Pumpkin head is making short work of these mofos! LOL #Monsterdon

Pumpkinhead is really more of a butternut squash head. #Monsterdon

It sounds like he's covered in cicadas. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

“I’m the one you want!”, screamed the narcissist.

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It's all fun and games until someone gets a pumpkin head.

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"I'm the one you want!"

Honey, ain't nobody wanted you in this whole damn film.
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oo. amazing. this monster is so good.

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"waaaaaait youuuuuuuur tuuuuuuuuurn"

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I gotta say, his head doesn't look anything like a pumpkin.

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This movie is very silly

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The moral arc here is pretty thin.

Oh, *now* he feels bad about the dead bodies in his wake? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

the monster is so good tho

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no you're not the one anybody wants

get over yourself 80's dude

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"God damn you!"

"He already has, son. He already has."

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set builders didn't think the log wall would be shot from that angle, oops

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@jeffron OMG! I guess lol #Monsterdon

[cicada sounds intensify]

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So...umm, you're not getting your deposit back on that cabin rental, man.

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@chris #TeamMonster always

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Woof, that's gonna be a pain to clean up. Get the Barkeeper's Friend, man. #Monsterdon

hahahahahahaha
smushing her face against the window was fun
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Noooooo, not the dirt bike!!!
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now ·that's· a fucking taunt!

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Ok, the cicada sounds are funny, especially when I normally hear them in full sunlight in high summer #Monsterdon

Welp! #monsterdon

I like the pudding witch she's delightful #Monsterdon

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wow face squished thru window I don't think that'd work

"You gotta stop it!"
"It's what. you. wanted."
Hahaha. He's already regretting it so soon. The price was far worse than even he wanted. It sucks cause we want these kids dead too, but I love how much it's also destroying Lance.
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all the vampires in the woods out there going, "uh, y'gonna finish that or can I have it?"

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wow, she's bleeding a lot. nice.

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chris was played by jeff east who also played young clark kent in superman (1978) that's why he's the good guy of the bad guys

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@TerryHancock LOL apparently. #Monsterdon

Not the monster attack you wanted, but the monster attack you deserved

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This attitude was quite common during my Appalachian childhood. Probably why most of us left the hills. #Monsterdon

Always sleep on it before summoning ancient evil to kill those who killed you child, that's the old proverb for a reason
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Here you. Through playing with her, you can have her back.

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So, are we supposed to like any of the characters in this movie? 😆
Team Pumpkinhead?
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Can't believe how much Tod Gak fucked up before he moved to Manhattan...

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I bet Witch Haggis listens to Slayer.

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"then I'll DAH! Then I'll DAHHH!!!"

i've been quoting that for ages #monsterdon

"He already has son" That's a good line well delivered. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

It's like Afterschool Special meets Tucker and Dale vs. Evil #monsterdon

i think this witch played Harlen Ellison's mom in Knives Out.

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I didn't want to see through the eyes of the demon, lady? I could have just done all that myself! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Guy being psychically consumed by the pain of vengeance is a nice touch

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"...it's like a bad burrito, Ed Harley. It has to run its course."

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"It's evil!"

No shit, Sherlock! #Monsterdon

There's only, what, six Deserving Teens in this movie? They're going through them pretty fast...
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