is this monster...carcinization? it keeps looking crabby.

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Day for night shot! This is #monsterdon after all #Pumpkinhead

Well sure don't even TRY to catch her

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OK but I do remember those fringey boots being very popular at that time

Kim was a mean girl, fuck kim

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Pumpkin head is making short work of these mofos! LOL #Monsterdon

Pumpkinhead is really more of a butternut squash head. #Monsterdon

It sounds like he's covered in cicadas. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

“I’m the one you want!”, screamed the narcissist.

#Monsterdon

It's all fun and games until someone gets a pumpkin head.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

"I'm the one you want!"

Honey, ain't nobody wanted you in this whole damn film.
#monsterdon

oo. amazing. this monster is so good.

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"waaaaaait youuuuuuuur tuuuuuuuuurn"

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I gotta say, his head doesn't look anything like a pumpkin.

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This movie is very silly

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

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The moral arc here is pretty thin.

Oh, *now* he feels bad about the dead bodies in his wake? #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

the monster is so good tho

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no you're not the one anybody wants

get over yourself 80's dude

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

"God damn you!"

"He already has, son. He already has."

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

set builders didn't think the log wall would be shot from that angle, oops

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@jeffron OMG! I guess lol #Monsterdon

[cicada sounds intensify]

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

So...umm, you're not getting your deposit back on that cabin rental, man.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

@chris #TeamMonster always

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Woof, that's gonna be a pain to clean up. Get the Barkeeper's Friend, man. #Monsterdon

hahahahahahaha
smushing her face against the window was fun
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Noooooo, not the dirt bike!!!
#monsterdon

now ·that's· a fucking taunt!

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They should make spears and shields and form a Macedonian Phalanx.

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Ok, the cicada sounds are funny, especially when I normally hear them in full sunlight in high summer #Monsterdon

Welp! #monsterdon

I like the pudding witch she's delightful #Monsterdon

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wow face squished thru window I don't think that'd work

"You gotta stop it!"
"It's what. you. wanted."
Hahaha. He's already regretting it so soon. The price was far worse than even he wanted. It sucks cause we want these kids dead too, but I love how much it's also destroying Lance.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

all the vampires in the woods out there going, "uh, y'gonna finish that or can I have it?"

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wow, she's bleeding a lot. nice.

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chris was played by jeff east who also played young clark kent in superman (1978) that's why he's the good guy of the bad guys

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@TerryHancock LOL apparently. #Monsterdon

Not the monster attack you wanted, but the monster attack you deserved

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

This attitude was quite common during my Appalachian childhood. Probably why most of us left the hills. #Monsterdon

Always sleep on it before summoning ancient evil to kill those who killed you child, that's the old proverb for a reason
#monsterdon

Here you. Through playing with her, you can have her back.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

So, are we supposed to like any of the characters in this movie? 😆
Team Pumpkinhead?
#monsterdon

I bet Witch Haggis listens to Slayer.

#monsterdon

Can't believe how much Tod Gak fucked up before he moved to Manhattan...

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"then I'll DAH! Then I'll DAHHH!!!"

i've been quoting that for ages #monsterdon

"He already has son" That's a good line well delivered. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

It's like Afterschool Special meets Tucker and Dale vs. Evil #monsterdon

i think this witch played Harlen Ellison's mom in Knives Out.

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I didn't want to see through the eyes of the demon, lady? I could have just done all that myself! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

"...it's like a bad burrito, Ed Harley. It has to run its course."

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Guy being psychically consumed by the pain of vengeance is a nice touch

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"It's evil!"

No shit, Sherlock! #Monsterdon

There's only, what, six Deserving Teens in this movie? They're going through them pretty fast...
#Monsterdon

I wanted it to kill all of them! I just didn't want to feel it! I didn't want to know!

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

'I just wanted a demon to rip some teens apart but not like this'

#Monsterdon

Haggis is like I knew you'd be back

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not. like. this. what did you think was gonna happen, Ed Harley.

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The music is very confusing, did they have three different people do the soundtrack individually and then just mix the results?
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"It's gotta run it's course, now. What did you think, it would be neat and clean ..."

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

oh, and now the youths go and seek out Haggis for revenge too!

she's got a lucrative business for herself

#monsterdon

@kshernandez
Delirium.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh shit steve's eye was still moving, i think?

@TerryHancock Pretty much I'm guessing
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the monster feet are cool

Pumpkinhead does look a little bit like an Alien variant.

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The monster pulled her over the roof peak like a reverse keelhaul

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why are we back in the truck? where are we going???

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Damnit, Steve, stop twitching. You're supposed to be dead.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Ed, don't drink, drive, and remotely control zombie demon monsters. :/ #Monsterdon

@samsagreg #Monsterdon films often defy classification

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Ah yes, I see a Pumpkin Monster eating my friend, I stay right there just looking slightly upset #monsterdon #PumpkinHead1988

Slugs!

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Ope. Found Steve.

So, if God can beat Pumpkinhead, then by the transitive property, Pumpkinhead can also be defeated by iron chariots, the subtle knife and ancient Klingon warriors who feel themselves mildly inconvenienced.

#Monsterdon

okay, you want a cross so much, i guess you got one permanently now. yikes.

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Just kidding! #monsterdon

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Maggie got got too she shouldn't have been so certain about what she said to Kim

If you like horror podcast, I recommend Old Gods of Appalachia. https://www.oldgodsofappalachia.com #monsterdon

Sun Tzu says: retreat and summon reinforcements

#monsterdon

Not the flailing legs disappearing over… something??#Monsterdon

Well, part of steve is out there...

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

They found Steve.
#Monsterdon

I ♫fouuuuund ♪ hiiiiim ♫ :D #Monsterdon

oh, that's a hairy situation

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oops, found him.

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Found Steve. Now you can go. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

STEVE #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

The Steve is out there #Monsterdon

Steve? the second-hand interloper on Blue's Clues?

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

move aside Freddy VS. Jason, it's god vs. pumpkinhead

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Maybe God thinks you deserve it

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

The orange/blue motif works really well, actually.
#Monsterdon

Steeve is out there! #DeepRockGalactic #RockAndStone

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#monsterdon #pumpkinhead wth i thought i was dead

steve can fuck off, we gotta go, people.

#monsterdon

Found him!

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead 🎃

@YsengrinWolf And He's fine!

#monsterdon

WAKE UP MAGGIE I THINK I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988