"these old ruins of a church with no walls will keep us safe"

#monsterdon

@hollie lol yes this checks out

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

When does the "hallowed" part of hallowed ground wear off? Asking for a friend.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

didn't work out, i guess.

i guess.

#monsterdon

I’m sure this “safe place” will total be safe #Monsterdon

I am disappointed by the lack of pumpkin-shaped heads

#Monsterdon

@diazona "Signature" is actually Latin for "saliva", true story

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Nothing left now but to go through his pockets and look for loose change. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@msh Teenagers! #monsterdon

Actually the most shocking thing in this whole scene is that the kid has an actual functioning flashlight. #Monsterdon

I'd be fine if this happened because I don't want to go out by default

#Monsterdon

Boy is gonna FAFO hard #Monsterdon

Opens windows...
Puts head directly in the demons claw...

"Of course I'm going to be careful."

#Monsterdon

"its ok, if granpop whips me I'll just sic PUNKINHEAD on him!!!"

#monsterdon

Fuck yeah, Joel, that was satisfying #Monsterdon

"It has to run its course."

==

From here on it's going to be one long monster chase.

#Monsterdon

Monster use gun, surprising
Monster use gun as a stabbing implement: innovative but primitive like an unthinking animal
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

So this whole area, not big on electricity uh?
#monsterdon

"*whispers* he ain't gonna find out"

*OPENS THE LOUDEST WINDOW EVER PRODUCED BY MANKIND*

#Monsterdon

pumpkinhead's always threatening to pull people's heads off, but he never goes through with it.

meaning I can never say "when the pumpkin gives head"

#monsterdon

gross, don't lick that finger, girl, there's so much dirt on this set the pumkinhead won't need to find you, the sheer number of germs will overwhelm you.

#monsterdon

[whisper whisper]
[door clangs like a giant wooden gong]

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Wanna know if it's real and not a story? Ummm ... look out the window?

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead 🎃

Remember when "crossing your heart" counted as a real guarantee of a promise?

Actually, I never even understood what it meant or why people were saying it as a kid, lol.

#Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social @Taweret@timeloop.cafe if my body could scream I think that's the sound it would make too.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Well that was an imaginative way to use a rifle barrel. 👀

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

"help us out! we'll give you ten bucks!"

#monsterdon

@pngwen 👍

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

GO BACK TO BED JOHN-BOY

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

@Violinknitter
Was his name Bob..?

#Monsterdon

I knew I didn't like pumpkin spiced latte! #Monsterdon

Still cain't place thait aiccent. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza More like Pumpkin Ed amirite??

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

This movie could use a little more illumination in the outdoor scenes. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

#Monsterdon

Hmm. Stabbing with the gun. Innovative...

"Get off my land."
Finally some realistic Appalachian characters.
#monsterdon

@saucerlost #monsterdon

"a real straight shooter with upper management written all over him"

Why is the monster killing the least awful people first though? #monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Oooh, it's a Lifelink situation. Time to commit suicide and come back to life in 20 years as Ed the Pumpkinhead! :D #Monsterdon

great, pumpkinhead with a gun is the only thing worse than pumpkinhead! #monsterdon

THE QUICKENING

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

Pumkinhead's got a gun
Whole world's come undone ...

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead 🎃

Groovy #monsterdon

#monsterdon

It's got chicken legs. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

mm, i don't think that's how you use a gun, sir.

#monsterdon

Hoist on his own petard

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Lol now it has a gun

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

cmon Joel, take a selfie.

#monsterdon

"It's dead."

Narrator: It was certainly not dead.

#Monsterdon

THERE we go :D #Monsterdon

Summoner! Why?! #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

heart and head it's still not dead

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

You'd expect shooting the demon that exists off his energy would hurt him.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

Dude! Here I am out here all night doing your bidding, and this is how you thank me? #Monsterdon

@moira nice! 🎉

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Pupper! #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

ha! i'm calling that Cut To the Monster a Peek-a-boo for purposes of the bingo card. (^^)

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon🚲🩸🚲 🚲 🤕😠 👹 🎃 😱

WOLFIE!

And Ed lands the first shots!
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Nice monster silhouette.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh wow that really is just a xenomorph huh

the theme for tonight's movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uMqWhawHt0
#monsterdon

Throw spice at him! Pumpkins are naturally afraid of spice!

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

#monsterdon Is that going to be the anti-Checkov's gun that never gets fired in the third act?

who needs a pumkinhead when you've got an angry redneck. (^_^)

#monsterdon

Honestly, I feel like the circle of Hell dedicated to revenge killings on douchey child-killing teens shouldn't be all that bad. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@jadebees Tonight seems unusually late for a first bingo (unless I missed one)?

#Monsterdon

Not to kick the guy when he's down but what he did think he was doing when he consulted the witch in the woods and dug up a body for her to animate? Cursing these kids to bad pie for the rest of their lives? Unending shinsplints? That they would forever get hotel rooms with bad views?

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

I'd rather face Pumpkinhead than knock on a random redneck's door

#Monsterdon

@apLundell You try living in the Jersey Pine Barrens without a machete

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

@Louisa@mastodon.xyz that was my assumption

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Well this seems familiar. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

@Louisa that's how I'm interpreting it, yeah

#monsterdon

@ohiofi Yeah, really.
#monsterdon

Oh! This is just like the beginning of the movie! I'm discovering what foreshadowing is!

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

@davesdogmaggie Apparently it can use streetlamps too

Such creativity

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

HELP

I NEED SOMEBODY

HELP

I NEED ANYBODY

HEEEEEEE-EEEEE-LP

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Is it just me or has there not been a pumpkin on anyone's head yet #monsterdon #pumpkinhead1988

Imagine if a techbro summoned Pumpkinhead.

He'd be pounding out a strongly worded post on Medium at this point in the film.

Podcast to follow.

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

#monsterdon
The only way to defeat him.. is to make a pie out of him..

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Like at this point I just want a comedic throwaway line. "Oh, we don't have any bullets"
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

The girls of course had nothing to do with the crime. The monster is just killing them in front of the perp for revenge. (and to make the Good Guy feel guilt)

#monsterdon

What hath Henriksen wrought? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon🚲🩸🚲 🚲 🤕😠 👹 🎃 😱

lance you need to tie your boots you're gonna trip on your bootlaces and you're gonna feel even worse

like Legally Distinct Xenomorph, this is a good monster

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

When pumpkinhead reaches down from a 40 ft tree, is it like Dhalsim from street fighter or is he like hovering 8 feet above his victims? #Monsterdon

Wow, that kid is decomposing REALLY quickly. Is that the influence of the evil?

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead

@apLundell kudzu, it's the only way to cut it short enough before it grows back on the counter

#monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

Like the Grizzly from Grizzly… and Yeti from Yeti Giant of the 20th Century… this Pumpkinhead fellow seems to change size frequently

#monsterdon

Lol did you think I was affiliated with God?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It would be so fun to have a Lower Decks where it's the 25th century and Pumpkinhead makes an appearance. In space. By surprise. ;)

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza No respect for the classics these days.

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead1988

MOAR YELLING

that'll solve things

#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Nice aim

#Monsterdon

Pumpkinhead's got some nice fight training from somewhere. Not just a pretty face. #Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

oof. crunch.

#monsterdon

Again, these people are useless.
#Monsterdon

Missed opportunity for a Wilhelm there. #Monsterdon