you need to install the Zoom update first #monsterdon

will the moon launch induce astro-orgasms? we eagerly await #monsterdon

"Cosmic crunchies are the best. Look delicious on your vest. Serve them to unwanted guests. Stuff the matress with the rest." #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

She’s getting a test pattern and that is the funniest goof ever. #Monsterdon

How much of this movie is Brighteyes spending watching TV?
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Wait it's the spy guy who fell?

I seriously can't tell these people apart

#Monsterdon

@diazona “...rutabaga.”

#Monsterdon

OH! so it's the good guy that makes it back, not the ruskie dude?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon TV Test Pattern - hello!

...Wait, so they really offed the main antagonist of this movie in an *accidental* fall? #Monsterdon

Okay the hoist miniature was really cool, I must admit.

#Monsterdon

Unfortunately, fake Dr. Werner had a space fall and cracked his space helmet and space died

#Monsterdon

Kids, you can't play in the sandbox today. Daddy's working on his film. #Monsterdon

He's wearing two oxygen tanks the size of coke bottles. They should have brought bigger tanks. #monsterdon

Death by reduced lunar gravity! Oh the irony... I guess? RIP Werner's evil doppleganger.
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Wait.. now I'm warm... nope.. cold again. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

this music must be really important not to have this guy talking while crawling

#Monsterdon

OH NO! Has Bill broken his Q-36 Space Modulator?

#Monsterdon

Free oxygen bottle. Score!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon okay once we get this thing set up it's free HBO and pay-per-view baby!

Michael Jackson's moonwalk was way better ngl #monsterdon #projectmoonbase

To save money they used stills of her sitting at the giant tv and figured no one would notice the clocks stopped moving. I’m insulted. #Monsterdon

turn around, bright eyes #monsterdon

i would leave him tbh

#monsterdon

if bill is toast and it's just you and the guy that's known to be a spy left i'd just be blasting off right about now #monsterdon

they really just fade in a still shot a voiceover, huh.....

#Monsterdon

He's doing the "Mom told me to go to my room" walk back to the space ship. #Monsterdon

one of the pasty white guys got injured! This is terrible, because I care about them so much

#monsterdon

Bill must have gotten lots of training in "the mopey moon walk"

#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonBase

i bet william castle was taking notes during this flick #monsterdon

How…
But…
Moon gravity? #Monsterdon

Always remember: a toxic work environment is a security risk
#monsterdon

[with flat affect] oh no, not Bill

#Monsterdon

@Taweret floated to his death #Monsterdon

what are they doing again? where is the bomb room or that car that he was supposed to drive into stuff #monsterdon

If you fall in space do you even make a sound? #Monsterdon

Oh, he fell to his death! Wow, thank you, movie! #Monsterdon

Bill's only a bill, and he's falling there from off of the hill

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

"if we don't make it, then god bless you"

So dramatic Bill, so dramatic

#monsterdon

I love how the relay station is just a chunk of 40s radio equipment with a vegetable steamer on top. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

If there were two guys on the moon and their helmets looked like the tips of hot dogs would that be fucked up or what? #Monsterdon

a hays code death in the moonshadows

#monsterdon

listen, just steal the Doc's oxygen tank and use that to make it back to the ship, you're an American from the 1950/70s, it shouldn't bother you. #Monsterdon

imagine falling.....on the moon....
#Monsterdon

@ricci @srol @Taweret This is so Futurama 🤣

#Monsterdon

oh man, that kawaii little dish…

#Monsterdon

@jonny I think they're just soup pots with the bottom beaten out. #Monsterdon

@diazona I know, I was disappointed until I realized the space suits were pretty rad

#monsterdon

@Taweret I figure they'd have handheld MAZERs by the Future Seventies but what do I know #Monsterdon

There's definitely a reason we're climbing this big moon rock. You can count on it. #Monsterdon

LOL the dish :D #Monsterdon

Looks like someone's getting ready to make some giant leaps for mankind. #Monsterdon

Bew-eee, bew-eee, bew-eee

i've never seen so many screensavers, what even is this television?

dang even cable would be better than this

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

those helmets are basically the Red Hood from The Killing Joke crossed with the bee helmet from Wicker Man #monsterdon

You can get a #theramin for like $300 or so. That's just too much money to spend on a lark. But this movie is making me want to buy a theramin! #monsterdon

I half expected them to walk out on the moon in those shorts

#Monsterdon

so then they walkietalk the relay satellite i assume #Monsterdon

@apLundell @Taweret Ok, they bring ONE gun, and they tried to make it so you can't get it out of the ship unless you are on the ground.

Short-barrel shotgun, right? #Monsterdon

Um, perfect couple Halloween costume!!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

awwww yeahhhhh oldschool space suit designs!

also the radio gear is ::chef's kiss::

we're nearly there, it'll
be about 2 hours. okay. #okay #Monsterdon

That is shitty trigger discipline, captain.

#Monsterdon

The Original "Always Has Been"
#Monsterdon

this is the same set that they used to fake the moon landing #monsterdon

@srol @Taweret It's our Second Moon Amendment right

#monsterdon

"You ever think about the brand of tires you use, Bill?" #Monsterdon

Interesting that dude's strapped up on a lunar orbital mission

Haven't they heard of explosive decompression? Jeez, why not just let Boeing build your lander

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Happy coming back alive!

Some of the best miniature work we’ve seen in a #Monsterdon film.

Wow that tiny miniature was very cute lol #monsterdon #projectmoonbase

Heck it, they don't even get to keep the booty shorts with their space suits.

#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Hey, the use Michelin-brand space suits! #Monsterdon

Now THESE are the uniforms the United States Space Force needs!

#monsterdon

@Taweret How else would you expect an American to hunt Moon Deer. #Monsterdon

Instead of taking the bad guy along with, why not just take his oxygen tank? #monsterdon

Sorry, that's just my personal bugaboo >_> #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Guuuuuuns iiiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaace

"One false move and you get this, a free pistol"

"...one false move, and you get this" <gestures with the gun>
"You mean, you'll give it to me? That seems kinda dumb, Bill."

#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonBase

for a second I thought that space suit was filled out by a hand in a little doll costume

#Monsterdon

why do we always take guns into space?

#monsterdon

…how do you think firing that gun is going to go down #monsterdon

"one false move and you get this" - aka "i will give you this gun"

#monsterdon

these short shorts i tell you what #monsterdon

"One false move then _I_ get the gun? How do I lose here?"

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

you're going to shoot him... on the moon. okay. #Monsterdon

I don't know, Bright-Eyes, can you rig a radio relay? We both went through the same training program, after all. #monsterdon

Why? Why do you need to take the spy?
#Monsterdon

I think we can expect some space torture on the enemy agent.
#Monsterdon

"This flat object in my hand appears to be some sort of paper." #Monsterdon

That viewscreen is EXCELLENT all screens should look like old-timey TVs but HUGE #Monsterdon

how can this ship have an "aft" and a "fore" what does that mean in space #monsterdon

"Oh Bill, I muffed it!"

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

#Monsterdon

OH god, the people walking on the ceiling and the chairs on the wall and giving me a headache. #Monsterdon

"WEEEEELL, I *could* shove him out an airlock, condemning him to a horrifying death in the vacuum of space... Aw what the heck, I'll just practice my shibari instead." #Monsterdon

"did we make it?" the movie's still got another 25~30 minutes, give it some time. #Monsterdon

Why does it keep going pop and then buzz buzz buzz, I am losing MY GOURD here #Monsterdon

"...I could shove him through the airlock. But instead I'll stow him. I have an idea for later."
"Ummmm ... I'm thinking the airlock sounds better?"

#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonBase

breiteis very quickly went from a self-assured professional to a doe-eyed pathetic damsel in distress

#monsterdon

Look pal, there's 20 minutes of movie left. You don't have any time for plans later on.

#Monsterdon

it would be a lot easier to take their situation seriously if they weren't wearing those hats

#monsterdon