and by resolved the conflict i mean the bad guy kind of fell off a rock for no reason but

#monsterdon

"She has no use for me!" Make yourself useful, son.
#Monsterdon

80 years ago, two months ago, rocket lands, falls over.

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

That looked like a .... rough landing.

#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonBase

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I mean drone! SPACE DRONE PILOT!

Damn, Pac Man moving like crazy on those boards. #Monsterdon

the music in this movie just tries SO HARD...

#Monsterdon
#ProjectMoonbase

Look Briteis we gotta get moon-married and have moonbabies

Those are our orders

It's For the Good of the Nation

#Monsterdon

Her 50s bra is getting pointier. maybe that's the effect of lunar gravity?
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

My next job: SPACE DILDO PILOT. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

You know what, go ahead, write that script! Work on that novel! It can't be worse then this written by a successful novelist who still has fans today!
#Monsterdon

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yeahhhh I'm noping outta this one because this forced marriage is extremely not my jam

we resolved the conflict a bit ago seems like

what are we still doing?

#monsterdon

I feel like Bill should be familiar with the trick of walking out of the room and still hearing secret conversations

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why is it stalking them like a shark?

#monsterdon okay this entire movie is about this "Pappy" guy sitting there in an undershirt and showercap, getting the two leads to admit they'd like to fuck? Definitely early 50's horny

Yeah, it's a scandal to have a man woman unmarried on the moon.
#monsterdon

Oh boy, Plot.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon << segway into porn >>

WHAT THE FUCK!?
SPACE ARRANGED MARRIAGE!?
What is this fucking movie even about?
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

"You go in first."

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

This was also the procedure for if Apollo 11 was trapped on the moon.

#monsterdon

i have no use for this movie. #Monsterdon

The "whatometer" is spinning out of control on #Monsterdon

#ProjectMoonBase

Pappy needs to keep his fucking nose out of other people's relationships. And stop infantilizing every single other person. This whole relationship discussion is gross as fuck. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Holy cow she could put an eye out #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

@Taweret absolute dogshit #monsterdon

that's the Eavesdropping Ladder #Monsterdon

Moonbase is rocketing up in the rankings*!

*the WTF is this shit? rankings

#Monsterdon

"Sure, Bill, let's get married in this airlock."

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

well i know I wouldn't have you on a silver platter. #Monsterdon

what the who the hell wrote this?! #Monsterdon

what what what what what what what what what what what #monsterdon

WOW THE FIRST MARRIAGE ON THE MOON we are GOING places HELLO *wolf whistle* #monsterdon

This movie's a real creep sandwich. #Monsterdon

Good news, we have installed a new moonbase!
Bad news, you're probably going to die in the new moonbase.
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

UH WTF #monsterdon

wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf wtf #Monsterdon argh

"sorry pappy...I'm gay"

#Monsterdon

Bill, I want you to have sex with bright eyes.

And I want to watch on this giant tv. So does the President.

Would you like that Bill?

#Monsterdon

This just became a horror movie

#monsterdon

"Surprise! This was really a way to set up the two of you! You're now going to be a space family!"
#Monsterdon

project moon base??

more like project third base huehuehuehue #monsterdon

where the fuck is this going...

#monsterdon

Jesus christ I hate this misogynist shit. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

public opinion can go fuck itself

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

"this is man to man" ---- pappy!?!?!? okay, fuck this movie. #Monsterdon

...I think I know what they're driving at and I'm gonna be mad about it. #Monsterdon

don't get shirty man?

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

"Take off your ring. This is man-to-man"

Yikes, Major.

"Yes, papi?"

YIKES MAJOR #Monsterdon

A bit on the nose to make the only woman in the room leave through a hole in the floor. #Monsterdon

They don't have a #mute button in 1970. So when they have this conversation, and he wants to talk to someone elsewhere, he just says it. #monsterdon

I had the feeling it was going to become sexist again and sadly...
#Monsterdon

This movie is turning on a romantic comedy where man and woman hate one another until they fall in love. In space, without air, wearing shorts.
#Monsterdon

WHAT and so there isn't any conflict at all they are just gonna stay and build a moon base around them!?!?!!? why is this movie still happening #monsterdon

Showing the flag on the Moon. This movie does pre-date the Outer Space Treaty, after all.

#Monsterdon

"okay pappy"

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so, the "rescue plan" is to, uh, not rescue them? #Monsterdon

Misogyny was the real monster all along

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

haha well guess we live on the moon forever now #monsterdon

🎥 LOW BUDGET FILM SCHOOL 🎥

Share material to save money. #ProjectMoonBase and Cat-Women of the Moon (same year) shared some sets and costumes.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret I mean craters could be massive areas, the largest is 180 miles across...
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@Taweret we're over yonder by that big crater just right of that big rock #Monsterdon

SPACOM… or SPANKOM? #Monsterdon

WE GOT MOON BASE #monsterdon

This is SPACOM calling Magellan, Why aren't you wearing your silly hat?

#monsterdon

...Wait, WHAT

They're just gonna LEAVE THEM THERE??? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Ok, I'm not there yet (we keep pausing to talk) but I do know two people working on their PhDs in engineering who spent 18 hours over two days troubleshooting some equipment before finding a certain valve needed to be turned clockwise instead of counterclockwise. So, I mean, things happen.

(I have never seen two people so consumed by helpless, hysterical laughter before ) #Monsterdon

We're on the moon with a disabled ship! Where the hell else are we going to go?

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Hoist rises up with askew astronaut.

*Thunk* Stop. Rise. *Thunk* Stop. Rise. *Thunk*

#Monsterdon

Stay there! Fuck off!! youre a moon base now #monsterdon

Nobody is clear how much oxygen,water, food or abiility to maintain heat and electricity, but I guess they can just hang out. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Oh my GOD what was wrong with the 1950s

#monsterdon

This is a movie about three adults going on a road trip and then their car breaks down and one of them tries to kill the other two and dies and the other two call a tow truck. #Monsterdon

we're near that one crater, sir

i mean coordinates would be nice but sure

#monsterdon

And for those who haven't seen this movie, just buckle up for the super insulting ending

#monsterdon

Sir your mic is hot. #Monsterdon

"You're off-camera, but just act like I'm talking to someone!" #Monsterdon

don't we have a longitude and latitude system for the moon?

#monsterdon

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"I've been doing the same thing for five hours because I can't think of anything else to do"

try a different channel

"oh wow I never thought about that"

**dusts off hands**
"And that's how you deal with an enemy of freedom!"

#Monsterdon

oh no the terminator is on the moon?? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Jets were fired? Who will play the Giants now?

I think my favorite part was Bill lying, dying on the lunar surface, his voice coming in over the intercom: "so... cold. So... cold"

And Brighteyes is just sitting there, listening.

#monsterdon

"...repeat, you did what?"
"You did what"
"What?"
"But you said..."

#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonBase

@RufusJCooter That’s how you can tell.

#monsterdon

crazy WOMS always landin' on the moon smh

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Is Dr. Bellows Oz, the Great and Powerful? #Monsterdon

@strangefour You'd think with all those views of the moon one of them would have showed her what happened to Bill and fake-Wernher

#Monsterdon

"Well, not _just_ landed"

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

The office is just on the other side of that wall! Why can't you all see!? YOU COULD JUST STEP THROUGH THE WALL #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

"Press for selector"

WHEN THE CROWD SAYS 'BO', SELECTA!

#monsterdon

Repeat!!!!
#Monsterdon

"Take him alive if possible" Ummm.. about that. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

"...are you sure he can't hear me?"
"Ummmm ... yeah, pretty sure."

#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonBase

we're here live. we're not cats

#monsterdon

SHE WAS LITERALLY JUST ON THE WRONG CHANNEL FOR FOUR HOURS

fuck this movie. Seriously, fuck this movie. #Monsterdon

So she's been trying for hours to make the relay work, but he didn't tell her which channel it was on? #monsterdon

He's just on the other side of the wall there

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

You know, with how often these characters say each others' names you'd think I'd know them by now

#monsterdon