#monsterdon this is the VIBE man

have a blast everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOld-kvQYm0&t=3s

Thanks again for a watchalong @Taweret
However can we just have a normal monster flick next week? Just some lizard beast with pointy teeth who wants to chew on teen or something normal.
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At least this one had the good grace to be a short stinker, and you can't deny that it's classic #Monsterdon fare.

See you all next week!

anyway thanks as always for hosting @Taweret and good job everybody

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i can't decide which was more offensive. moon misogyny movie or racist tree stump movie

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@Canageek @SnoopJ that's just about when it starts to take a gigantic shit that you will not see coming #monsterdon

@peltast I know right

I was extremely confused by that

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I go to start the dishwasher, and now they get married!? What the cis!?

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oof, fell asleep, maybe i'm not doing #Monsterdon today

@k8eb wait what?

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Thanks @Taweret and the #Monsterdon gang.

I’ve definitely seen this movie on #mst3k before but uh i didn’t remember half of that and going back and rewatching it feels like a trap #monsterdon

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that was incredibly, shockingly bad. why do I always only join for the truly awful ones instead of the good kaiju ones???

i want Dean Stockwell back. #Monsterdon

@jonny Personally I think it made a decent amount of sense, it just had enough other problems to make up for it

Super weird regardless

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Okay credit where it's due, the star is kinda funny.

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@paco I might believe they were being forced to get married

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@jonny So you weren't watching the one about the sheep monster a couple of weeks ago I take it? #Monsterdon

Fun fact: Project Moonbase was actually USSR propaganda to show you how bad Americans in space would be and boy, did it work for me!
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Dear fuck, husband and wife team on the Moon, but they got married because men and women can't live together without fucking each other every minute....I am agog

Terrible ending, not even a sea scape!

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Wow. That was terrible. But also eminently riffable. Thanks again everyone! And thanks @Taweret for hosting. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

So they fucked off into matrimony?

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Well, THAT was a movie! #monsterdon

But that hotel table got WRECKED. #goodtimes #monsterdon

Good god every time you think the movie’s doing something not sexist it doubles down a second later. Lady President promotes the husband over Briteis because of course she does.
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oh, good, a 'happy' ending 😒

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Wait, what state can they file the marriage certificate in? This is a ruinously significant plot hole!

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so...that was a thing. Better luck next week.

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welp that's not what I expected but uhhhh I do hope her ring is a pipe clamp

(that's what my engagement ring was, and it was 10000% more romantic than this bullshit)

#monsterdon oh yeah!

Mercifully short

so all the misogyny in this film and the rpesident is a woman.....yes. okay....this makes perfect sense... "ItS ThE FuTuRe"
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Oh, a woman was elected president, so I guess misogyny has been decisively solved

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#monsterdon President of the United States: Major _WHAT_?

i thought that said it was produced by "Inert Pictures" which makes a lot more sense to me #monsterdon

and the president's a lady. i... what is this movie. #Monsterdon

what #monsterdon

OMG what they actually did it? A space wedding?

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The president being a woman does not make up for this horseshit.
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What was this movie about again? #Monsterdon

For all the free people's of earth. But not those godless ruskies. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

I consider myself detached from this movie

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If I posted this with no context, who would believe they were getting married? #monsterdon

this movie is tonally all over the place it is baffling #monsterdon

How does this movie have a women president?
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#monsterdon Did the president just promote numb-nuts here just so he outranks the Colonel?

I have one question. What?

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LADY PRESIDENT #monsterdon #projectmoonbase

WOMAN PRESIDENT #gaslight #gatekeep #girlboss #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow oh god that moon sand gets _everywhere_

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I now pronounce you man and wife. Please disrobe for the President.

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Where did you get rings #monsterdon #projectmoonbase

So they can fuck on the moon now and everyone is cool with it? #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

The president wants to watch too!

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???????????? #monsterdon #projectmoonbase

#Monsterdon Why is that buzzer repeatedly going off without anyone acknowledging it or explaining it or SHUTTING IT OFF?

They sent a Rubik's Cube lol

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please please end with everyone fucking off into the sea. it could happen! #monsterdon

"something you've gotta do for me" END THIS LIVING HELL PLEASE #Monsterdon

@diazona well, who would? not me!

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I didn't have space wedding on my bingo card #Monsterdon

They don't look happy and, yeah, I wouldn't be
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@moira I wouldn't say no to some space kaiju though

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Bellows leering. #Monsterdon

omg #Monsterdon please dont

Moon Marriage!!! #monsterdon

Since there's no other humans with them on the moon, is there a reason she's still strapped? #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

I think we all know who the monsters are in this movie #monsterdon

What if they got stranded on the moon but there was Only One Bed?????

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Those are VERY large holsters for a very normal sized gun. #Monsterdon

@Taweret THIS IS WHAT THEY CHOSE TO DO WITH THE 7 MINUTES THEY HAD AFTER PIVOTING WHOLESALE TO PLAN MOON BASE #monsterdon

he wants to watch so fucking bad....
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why did we bring a big rubik's cube to the moon?

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. o O ( Don't blame me, >I< voted for KAIJU! )

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@strangefour Fan service.

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How is a space radio different then a regular radio? #Monsterdon

That DoorDash order musta been expensive!

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didn’t expect a 20 minute real time blue apron delivery unpacking in this film but okay #monsterdon

@yatsu Ah yes accurate

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honestly, if this were a movie about opening space deliveries from the amazon rocket, it would be a much better flick. #Monsterdon

"Did they send everything we need?"

"It's all in boxes. How should I know?" #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz Yeah not even SpaceX can make the rocket land perfectly and then lie down on its side

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ohhh ok they're not talking about it and we're getting more model shots instead I'll stick around for the next... 5 minutes

Why is there still movie going?
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@Taweret it’s because of all the gravity. #Monsterdon

The lil guy on the hoist miniature is the best part of this movie, by an extremely wide margin.

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@diazona i suspect the writers are the monsters. #Monsterdon

What's in the rocket? Food? Fresh water?

Or a large box with a wedding ring and a priest

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I bet it's got a priest, some champagne and baby booties. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

@brooke lol this reminds me of Futurama again

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you gotta go outside again, put the welding mask back on!

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This is not making me like Freedom
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THAT

LANDING
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"Bill, it would be best for you, for America, and frankly for the plot, if you two were to shag." #monsterdon

A perfect landing and lay down maneuver. #Monsterdon

@diazona the space caps were the friends we made on the way!

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It landed. But it fell over. That seems to happen a lot on the moon, I guess. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

hurry up, touch the buttons, guys! twist the dials! it's Important! #Monsterdon

is that

was that a good landing

is that what a moon landing looks like #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Moonbase drifting!

"Bill it's landed" Yeah and really REALLY badly. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase