huh? #monsterdon

Why brighteyes always blank out when they fire the motors?
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someone is just kicking a metal bucket in the back for that sound I know it

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"go soak your head" well he's already got his swimcap on #monsterdon

@amyfou I believe it’s called a Spaise lounge. #Monsterdon

i am shrieking at these writing choices oh my god please be better please #monsterdon

#monsterdon I would like to set things on fire….

Sorry I'm a female, I guess. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

"SORRY TO HAVE GONE FEMALE ON YOU" what kind of woke trans ....

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According to some accounts, NASA deliberately under-fueled Apollo 10 so that the astronauts couldn't make up a reason to do an "emergency landing" on the moon.

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more HR violations... of the future! #monsterdon

This is a very weird military. Generals threaten to spank colonels, majors call colonels "kid"... #Monsterdon

Oh my GOD #monsterdon #projectmoonbase

@jonny That would make all the sense

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The most important thing is that their Space Shorts have pockets. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

what?

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"Sorry for going female"

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These hats are so distracting… 😂 #Monsterdon

GONE FEMALE ON YOU #monsterdon

sure female pilot is always sleepy and faints #Monsterdon

so that's that? they found out the spy and he's all tied up? just leave him on the moon i guess and roll credits #monsterdon

"So what'll we do now?" "I dunno, the cold equations say we have to lose one body weight." "Good thing we got Dr. Traitor on hand then"

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

@CactuarJoe lol, I kind of give that one a pass because it's real though

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The captions explained that the machine was hissing. But they didn't explain why. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

OMG how many times do we need to watch something that's supposed to be going fast actually go really slow. #monsterdon

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"get on the space phone immediately"

INITIATE PHALLIC DOCKING PROCEDURE! #Monsterdon

oh no. moon air is getting in

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I do own shorts that short and let me tell you, I can only wear them outside on high self-esteem days, so these folks must be really feeling it. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon like seriously, did they make a freight elevator into the orbiter set? If so I imagine they wore the poor thing out with all the button-pressing.

project moon base we made it to the moon hell yeah #monsterdon

Nice, filmed the jump into the navigation couch backwards.
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SPACE PHONE. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

These tilt angles, oh man. They thought they nailed it, didn't they?

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Not the Spice Phone the Space Phone! #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

"She's fated to come around the terminator at that time"

Wait, so Bright Eyes's real name is Sarah Connor? #Monsterdon

camera slanted the other way, such genius film making. (-_-) #Monsterdon

Where can I get a Gravotimeter? #Monsterdon

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the scale is off for this landing but the model fly-by was not that different from some of the Apollo footage tbh

What we're gonna do, see, is cancel out *all* of our horizontal velocity *before* we start descent.

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MEANWHILE, BEHIND THE FACADE OF THIS INNOCENT-LOOKING CONTROL CENTRE

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how many times do we have to watch Brighteis' Space O-Face in this movie? #Monsterdon

I really love that elevator panel they’re using for… G-force, maybe? #Monsterdon

ah no we’ve gotta stop on every floor again! #monsterdon

im glad their untested landing equipment is adequate for an unscheduled landing their did not train for #monsterdon

HAHAhaha, All those space fight movies and they never used double gravity.
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What's making that really REALLY loud buzzing noise? On.. on second thought.. don't tell me. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

secret butthole moon crater

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Wait the rockets were named Canada and Mexico? No one on this one looks or sound Mexican. Did the US just randomly name it's rockets after its neighbours.

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Nice jump major!
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this is supposed to be taking place after the dodgers moved to LA tho

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@xoagray don't we all

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#monsterdon Moon out of focus, nice touch

nice jump, colonel bunny

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"I was space happy once. Once." - Eeyore. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Damn you baseball! You have cursed out evil plot! I hope your Dodgers never win!
"Space happy"? Is that like a good kind of SPACE MADNESS?
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#monsterdon He doesn't know who the dodgers are, he hasn't even heard of Sicnarf Loopstok

rather than trying to play it cool and playing off the baseball thing he just goes straight into... whatever this is... #monsterdon

Someone already said it but holy shit this is the gayest space movie ever.

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@plaidtron3000 ACTUAL APPLAUSE here at the murkworks. :D

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@amyfou I seriously thought he had disappeared from the movie

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A question about the Dodgers may seem like a spurious basis to establish someone's identity, but the House Committee on Un-American Activities began most of their hearings by asking suspected communists questions about baseball. #Monsterdon

if only i was space happy, perhaps this movie would be slightly less terrible. #Monsterdon

I bet he's never even heard of Sicnarf Loopstock! #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

@CactuarJoe There has got to be a list of these...

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hell yeah space fight space happy space sickness can i get some more space prefixes #monsterdon

Once again, knowledge of baseball is the USA's greatest strategic strength. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Plot Complication

"Major, I think you're space-happy!"

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The prop master is REALLY proud of that bank of numbered lights. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Two hits already for Trending on Mastodon

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@gnomon oh I completely lost track of which ones were supposed to be pilots

I dunno these people all look the same (except Briteis of course)

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That guy went to all the trouble to fix his hair and it's under a cap. I didn't realize he was the bad guy for too long.
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How american " He doesn't know baseball!, He's a fraud!"

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Hole in the floor. Don’t care. #Monsterdon

aaaaaaand all the elevator buttons AGAIN

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huh, so their official space uniforms really do include short shorts, huh?

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wow, they really set this fake dr w up to win, didn't they. #facepalm #Monsterdon

we have an exact look-a-like for a scientist and we sent him out with exactly ZERO coaching about the man he is replacing #monsterdon

THEY REMEMBER THAT CANADA EXISTS! #Monsterdon

03:00 I woke up in the middle of the night.
The spellbinding beauty of the slide through the space worm tunnel that is #Monsterdon

Oh right, this guy is the saboteur or whatever. I'm invested in this.

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Uh oh ... this is like when the spy in Killer Tomatoes outed himself by asking for someone to pass the ketchup!

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The radio guy is wary, I see what he's doing with that sports chat

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HES A SPY HES A SPY He didn't know the Dodgers are in Brooklyn!

(neither did I)

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From Brooklyn and not a Dodgers fan? Now THAT'S a commie! #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

breakfast!!! in!!! space!!! #monsterdon

Wait hold on, a DUDE offered to make a meal in this movie?

Okay, I'll give it at least a half point of credit for that.

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@Taweret I do like the space hammocks tho they look comfy #Monsterdon

I keep thinking about how actors often wonder about their character’s motivation but that these actors were just internally screaming about those stupid fucking costumes. #Monsterdon

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Halfway through movie!

Did not expect a half-serious discussion of reaction wheels and gyroscopes in this movie. Wonder if cribbing from something Heinlein wrote.

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"The major doesn't like for someone else to play with his toys."

🤔 #Monsterdon

So prescient. This film predicted what posture would be like in the 1970s pretty accurately. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Does he have a gun in a holster while on this mission? With 3 people on a spaceship?

i love how this co pilot manages condescension and feigned interest at the same time #monsterdon

Those bunk beds look like a really sweet way to pilot a spaceship
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They straight up just cut the legs off of some zoot suit pants and there you go #monsterdon #projectmoonbase

@RobynGoodfellow yep

that's the one

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"what? Holding my belt with both hands? This is my safety pose"

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