He's doin' the Space Vampire shuffle!

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@Zerofactorial You can explain how you left port without a full complement of olives?! #monsterdon

"I am experiencing fear. Actual emotions! Like a child! Wild, huh?" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Now that they are on the planet, the gravity got better and the only problem is inexplicable attacking.

@moira I missed it #monsterdon

"If there's intelligent life on this planet, it's our enemy"

Fantastic attitude for a space explorer.

#Monsterdon

To whoever may hear this, I am, in fact, _scared shitless_. #Monsterdon

This scene really highlights the problems inherent in stiff leather collars -- you can't turn your stupid head :P #Monsterdon

"...to anyone who may hear this. I am experiencing fear."
"Umm, sir, this is a Wendy's"

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@randy_s blah next time i'll upload a good copy if there isn't one already, ads on #monsterdon is against the whole barely functional duct taped together spirit of the thing

Oh look, the neighbors. They seem nice #monsterdon

woah did we just get a bechdel pass? in THIS movie?! #monsterdon

How did all that blonde hair fit into that small hat?

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

the space vampires would be scarier if they weren't struggling so much with the plastic wrap

#monsterdon

They were so foolish to go onto a mission without whiskey #monsterdon

guys, please don’t legit suffocate yourselves trying to film a cool “undead arising” scene #monsterdon

Not only are the bodies gone, somebody cleaned up all the blood.

#Monsterdon

So 40G + Saran Wrap = vampires? That's certainly a... premise, I'll give it that! #Monsterdon

everyone knows vampires have plastic placenta #monsterdon #IAmALiteralBiologist #TrustMe

The interior of the space ship is big mecha owl eyes?
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Hey! is that them! Everybody put your hands together for SPACE VAMPIRES! #monsterdon

@Taweret Let your intrusive thought win is the lesson I've learned from movies
#Monsterdon

@randy_s

We can use commercial time to catch up on the scroll, show some love for good comments, and check Bingo cards!!!

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Every time one of those monoliths fall, the pieces absorb the silicates from the soil and grow new monoliths! We've got to stop them! #monsterdon

This planet is like those old vending machines where the sandwiches are wrapped in plastic.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

BRAAAAAAINS! I HUNGER FOR SPACE BRAAAINS! #Monsterdon

"always immediately stick your fingers into any mysterious pools of blood you find" - every movie ever

#monsterdon

The Director: MORE FOG

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It was probably just body snatchers. Check for pods #monsterdon

"My whom?" Oh hey proper grammar.
Why is everyone on the other space ship taking a nap after a strawberry jam party?
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they always need a logical explanation but neglect how it is entirely logical for there to be space vampires on the haunted hell planet #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Look, Sriracha

@Taweret They're still in makeup #monsterdon

If there's blood there's gotta be bodies!

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Great, a public art installation #monsterdon

Yeah, I can see how the aesthetic here could have inspired Alien. The wind, the fog, the bleakness outside. #Monsterdon

Walking in a bubbly wonderland #Monsterdon

OceanGate fucking spaceship
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We're looking for Eldon, anything moves, shoot first ask questions later. 2 minutes later...poor Eldon. #Monsterdon

Planet of the Vampires prequel, “Young Eldon” #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I knew I'd seen this uniform color scheme before.👍
#PlanetOfTheVampires #XMen

Steam/fog constantly flowing from some pipe => Alien!

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

They've managed to land on Planet Wuthering Heights #monsterdon

Body count: 7

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Disappoint me with the model composite shot one second and then shower me with fantastic moody lighting the next. You are weird space vampires.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Doral? This guy's name isn't Bob? #monsterdon

@Louisa Italian to the end. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

women always be going to pieces when they find a bunch of mysteriously murdered corpses on an alien planet, amirite? amirite, guys?

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#Monsterdon nice synth sound effects

So, are all those rocks petrified tentacles?

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

"None of this madness is coincidence."

Wasn't he the one guy not effected?

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial
>The one corpse has Shatner hair
Wish.com vault 108 Wllm. Shatner :-) #Monsterdon

Apparently the SFX department is 70% smoke machine.

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There's SO MUCH room inside the ships - they're ginormous!

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they got these wind sounds off the Disney's Haunted Mansion LP #monsterdon

No idea what these huge green circles are but I want them in my home office.

Ooh, but not as much as I want the too-many-colored-lights from the next shot. This ship is a bad Quake II mod and I love it. #monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

who got ketchup on the space binoculars?

#monsterdon

I guess Italian astronauts don't believe in flashlights #monsterdon

Did anyone hear that this movie effects, per some critics, influenced Alien and Prometheus? Let's see if we can pick up anything to support that. In between checking your Bingo card, I mean.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@yatsu “It’s obvious.”

…yes, actually, it is. #monsterdon

Had to restart the app when it kept getting stuck on the same febrreze commercial, never had that problem with Tubi. #Monsterdon

So it’s The Naked Time. They’ll probably find someone showering with their clothes on. #monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@moira the ship bleeds, so i think it's a kind of organic propulsion #monsterdon

Props: They couldn't do composite shots but these forced perspectives are top notch. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Half of these dub voice actors are really familiar. and I can't place why.
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#monsterdon #planetofthevampires the dead guys’ wide open eyes are cracking me up, they’re going so long without blinking lmao

Their facepainting party got out of hand #monsterdon

"...Doral"
"No, I don't smoke"

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This here is why you should always travel with a space detective. #Monsterdon

Yep let's get some good shots of how tight those suits hug everyone's butts while they're climbing. #monsterdon

Fantastic Voyage Into the Internal Combustion Engine? Are those pistons? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon - If you're already getting commercial fatigue it's in 2 parts on dailymotion and the usual youtube download accessories seem to work with it. The color/quality does leave a lot to be desired...

What kind of uniforms did the Space Adacamy have? Were they also menacing and fascisty feeling?
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let’s hold this shot…hold…hold…hold #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow @trixter

My understanding this is commonly done in Eurpoe. There's actually a scene about an American experiencing it in a classic movie I'm trying to remember.

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None of this was coincidence! It was planned! Almost as if we're following a script! <ominous chords> #Monsterdon

@Taweret If it weren't for the threat of vampires I'd say this trip's a success #monsterdon

Did we miss a bit on Pluto's copy there - we kinda just jumped outside for some reason ...

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@Louisa it was a hot date, that's all we can say. #monsterdon

Oh dear, they've tangled with the Strawberry Jam Bandit. #Monsterdon

Oh no they died in a warm embrace, covered in marinara

#Monsterdon

Aw. They're hugging. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Rock climbing, Joel. Rock climbing. #Monsterdon

...Thank you for coming to my TED talk, "Risk Mitigation Strategies for the starship captain"! Don't forget to sign the mailing list!

#Monsterdon

@AmandaRex Ohh! Filmation! Deep Cut! #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

yeah, rifle straps would be a good idea

#monsterdon

Helmet-free mission time #monsterdon

Sonya's sole job appears to be trying again.

#Monsterdon

@strangefour A lot of this movie looks like it’s made of good sofubi toys and I am down for it. #monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

I'm fully expecting the witches from Mac Beth here. "Very bad poetry, captain." :P #Monsterdon

*commercial break dance to jingles*
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Captain, my scanner's picking up creepy trilling flutes. We might want to consider going a different direction? #Monsterdon

why are we on this planet again?

#monsterdon

The woman Sonya's the only one interested in doing any work while the others have a bull session #monsterdon

"...the batteries are short circuited"
"any visible reason?"
"nope, but they are crying."

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@CactuarJoe listen, Elon's trying #monsterdon

Oh no! They flooded the engine. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

I would like to go to Space Academy. #monsterdon

"And someone shut that damn tweeting up!" #Monsterdon

Soup's ready! #monsterdon