You know, if the bridge wasn't so huge they wouldn't have to run from station to station.

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That spaceship's got curves like a Fiat #monsterdon

"I don't know what to think. I don't know HOW to think. I don't know what thinking IS" #monsterdon

Mark? Burt? West? This is the most Italian movie ever.
Funky landing elevator deployment.
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#Monsterdon STAY CALM STAY CALM says the dude to the room full of calm ppl

And playback broke #Monsterdon

[everyone sitting around bored] all right all right calm down what? #monsterdon

That squishing sound you are hearing is the sweat pooled at their feet.

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That ship really is nice-looking though. #monsterdon

Grab the jewels and don't tell anyone!

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Let's hear it for the Caulk Gun Commandos! #Monsterdon

Aaaaand....commercials. Ain't capitalism great? #monsterdon

Commercials! #Monsterdon

You know what these guys need? Straps for their rifles.

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Points to the costume designer for NOT having cheezy hoses poking out of the helmets. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

this planet looks like the inside of a kid's Crystal Science Experiment #monsterdon

Oh that's what those yellow 8-balls were #monsterdon

Let's trust him, there's no way he'll go crazy again, right? #Monsterdon

Do you feel alright? Cause your're not wearing a helmet and there is no oxygen out here.

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Okay and they start trying to kill each other immediately upon landing? SPACE MADNESS!?
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Oh, good sound design. The helmeted guys turn into Charlie Brown's teacher. #Monsterdon

Well, at least we can breath the air here.

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He broke rule number one. He said he wanted to go outside.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires #Silo

That's one of the most rickety ship ramps I've seen.

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Congratulations, ramp dude, that's the worst anybody has ever done it. #Monsterdon

Wait, who’s mark? I’m so confused. All they all mark? #monsterdon

they didn't have enough room for another room behind that set door so they just had him drop down behind it and pretend he ran away #Monsterdon

Ahhh - the walls move and pivot! No wonder they need so much empty space on the ship.

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this #monsterdon space ship has the same aesthetic as the oceangate sub except with maximal interior space

Those leather beanies are going to give them some wicked hockey hair #monsterdon

ok so far on #monsterdon bingo i have room with buttons and flashing lights and let's split up, and that was in the first 2 minutes after i joined late lol

Mark’s got moves!!! #monsterdon

Mark, Brad, Wes. The ship's populated by frat bros. #Monsterdon

dammit another ship full of incompetent space fascists has crash landed here. send in the vampires I guess #monsterdon

Oh come on guys. Training under heavy gravity is nothing. This should be a walk in the park for seasoned space explorers.
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Every time something goes even slightly wrong I immediately attack all my teammates indiscriminately. It's why they forced me to work remotely. #Monsterdon

Fortuitous that the girl is the only one whose chest zipper broke open.

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"What's wrong with everyone?" Well, for starters lady, you're all trapped in a _really_ shitty movie... #Monsterdon

Aw yeah, it's Space Madness time!

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The patented two-handed Kirk chop, widely known as the Pork Chop... #Monsterdon

So is Mark an "exotic" name to Italians, like Sebastian to Japanese people? #Monsterdon

stab me baby, stab stab me baby #monsterdon

Mark Maron's spaceship is breaking apart under these gravitational forces.
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Were those landing plumes done by putting the model underwater? #monsterdon

D-did that dude's crotch just pulsate?

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Wasn't the big glowing ball in the center of the control room originally red? Is it good that it's flashing blue and green? #Monsterdon

God dammit Brad!

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Scattered and exhausted, like so much wreckage on the battlefield of love <3 #Monsterdon

I didn't quite catch why they decided to land here in the first place. Why are they even going to this planet?

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fog effect: not entirely terrible #monsterdon

No one has ever experienced 20 Gs in space, but we assume it looks a lot like food poisoning. #Monsterdon

no idea if this will work (seeding from behind a VPN on my local machine so i might not be connectable, sorry to get anyone's hopes up)
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(edit: you can also mute this thread if monsterdon is annoying u)

"Activate the funfair claws!" #Monsterdon

This technobabble does have very olde sci-fi short story feel. It sure sounds like the are describing brain functions here and not space ship tech.
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@annathepiper Thalimor design, but produced by the Batman TV show costuming department.
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Every time they say the captain's name I think "Oh, hi Mark" from The Room #Monsterdon

@yatsu All I know is my gut says maybe. #Monsterdon

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#Monsterdon Have you hugged your console today?

Can we talk UI/UX? Cuz that's an awful lot of SPST/DPDT switches...

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Man, you know a scene is bad when it makes you long for the TNG shaky bridge scenes. #Monsterdon

They're being pulled towards a bio class model of a white blood cell. #Monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo Just looked at the meteor and said, "Nah, we're good." #monsterdon

Dasblinkenlight overload! #Monsterdon

Oh, we just accept the Enterprise D’s deflector dish, but the meteor rejector gets… rejected. #monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Emergency! Put on your little hat!

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#Monsterdon has started. Mute temporarily this hashtag to avoid impact to your timeline for the next couple of hours.

Or join us! It's a riot! And there is Bingo!
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In sixty... fractions of... megon? #monsterdon

emergency. emergency. tell my wife hello. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Sudden urge to play fallout 3

I haven't had that big a natural source of emission since I stopped having beans every day with breakfast #monsterdon

"If you are suffering from moderate to severe neurovascular tension..." #monsterdon

"...I got your natural source of emission right here"

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As a Skyrim player I gotta say that this crew totes look like they got all their uniforms from the Thalmor. This does not encourage me to like these people. ;) #Monsterdon

Wow the technobabble is flying thick and furry in this one #monsterdon

Ha! They responded with a chord from the ship calliopie :P #Monsterdon

"60 fractions of Megan" #Monsterdon

Cortical areas X, Y, and Z are the worst!

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Oh the model work is adorable.
But the space ship set is HUGE
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They _rejected_ meteors? What, they turned down the meteors' applications to join the crew? o.O #monsterdon

Those sounded more like #meowteors to me. #Monsterdon

"We just rejected two more meteors. They were fun, but they were afraid of commitment." #Monsterdon

Okay, well, I am slightly behind, but maybe I'll catch up with the Pluto crew when y'all hit a commercial break. #monsterdon

Neck protective collars! Smart! #monsterdon

@socketwench That explains the chiaroscuro #monsterdon

People in Scifi Costumes Silently Mill Around ASMR

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I don’t see anything Captain but I do feel a epileptic seizure coming on #Monsterdon

I thought those helmets were yellow HAROs from Gundam #Monsterdon

@Taweret In this economy? #monsterdon

Ah, good old Spinesnapper 3000 chairs, love Italian design #Monsterdon

Missed the first two minutes because I couldn't find the mute button that needed to be turned off #monsterdon

That man's playing Galaga. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Eh? EEEH?
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...Soooo no dialogue? Nothing at all? Okay. #Monsterdon

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Combo starship bridge and fetish party. Nice start.

#Monsterdon gotta like those jackets

Space Carpet Installers aren't really very good, those carpet seams are really not very good #monsterdon

Italian Vampires? In Space?

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guy's head is stuck in that viewer, but his co-workers are too LEATHER to help him out. #monsterdon