we will never submit to a race of parasites... American working classes needs to hear this. the vampires are the oligarchy; the space cadet billionaires
I KNEW IT! that's why Space Karen and Midget Luthor wanna build rockets
motherfuckers are trying to get back to their vampire home
holy shit... Ridley Scott totally ganked these scenes for both ALIEN and PROMETHEUS
how was he not sued for copyright infringement?
Labels? We don't need no stinking labels! The controls are OBVIOUS.
-some spaceship designer, obviously
i love these lapels. they look like vases holding their heads... but also like space age Count Dracula drip
btw: same energy
so boys and girls, given the weird shit billionaires believe about themselves; i wouldn't put it past this current crop with Midget Luthor Bezos and Space Karen Musk that they truly believe they're from an alien race... of parasitic vampires
we gonna invermectin the shit out of billionaires. we know they're parasites. don't need to find out if they're vampires
science fiction is fun & educational
Clearly anyone who doesn't follow #Monsterdon is a space vampire. I'm convinced of it.
OK, up until now i was sus about Mark the old-man ubermensch but he's talking now about blowing up the Gallion where all the space cadet parasite billionaires live and am totally down with that
old man Mark is a true antifa after all
Lady Miss Kier, vampire hunter: What did you see Fiona?
Fiona: EEEEEEEMPTY FACES!!!
At this point, I'm pretty sure the Captain's name is Mark.
OH SHIT!
the alien lights of CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND were vampires all along
so am renaming this Lady Miss Kier, vampire hunter
There ought to be a space on this bingo card for technobabble.
60 fractions of megon... oh, so we're making up units already? That's some sci fi right there. #monsterdon
i was totally right about Mark, wasn't i. he's totally a vampire
@YsengrinWolf
On the upside youβre microwave ready though. #Monsterdon
Can't build a spaceship because the vibes are off? #monsterdon
CARTER! CARTER!!!!
isn't this recorded message scene in PROMETHEUS?!?!
Hook him up to the machine that goes "Bing"! #Monsterdon
@Fayedray
And if it looks fabulous enough itβs totally worth giving up the ability to move or turn our heads in either direction #Monsterdon
he ain't Black, but those lips come from Sicily
Ask questions later, I said! #Monsterdon
not even mad with hell allegory
so Lady Miss Kier, vampire hunter needs to keep trying... to find that good beat
So technical.
ββ¦and then, you all went crazy.β
βBut captain. What does that mean in laymanβs terms?β
#Monsterdon
LOL so the captain is out in gear and the guy that tried to escape in a frenzy, he just let's him in his all contaminated glory, go back into the ship
no wonder #COVID19 hit Italy hard
Is it me or is this spaceship full of a lot of empty corridors for no reason?
ooooh... they use parsecs
roomful of lights and computers ...check! #monsterdon
the ending felt very old school and twilight zone and i love the aesthetics throughout. definitely a movie better suited to a group watch tho. fun stuff
how I look reading y'all's posts
Shot to the kneecap, vampire down. Good to know.
i don't know but these rando zombies are definitely not funky fresh
killing the space cadets so they can inhabit their bodies... they sound like the MAGAs screaming "they won't replace us"
"No, I am not Salas. I am the plot device to reveal all that has been obscured by the fog machines."
@apLundell@octodon.social I told you we shouldaβ brought the engineer. #Monsterdon
this looks like it could be Ozzie Osborne's basement club
"These lava lamps are freaking me out"
uh-oh... Space Fiona with that hair looks like Etta James... she's gonna get it from the zombie vampire space cadet on the table
the vampires really want that meteor rejector, don't they?
I bet the meteor rejector just operates a little rubber flipper like you have on a pinball machine #monsterdon
What happens if the guard falls asleep? #Monsterdon
what kind of Space Fiona is this screaming like a gibblet and covering her eyes. you gotta fuck shit up Fiona!
I must not show fear, I must not let the crew know this, I am the dom, the only one in charge...
That's me when trying to get the Saran wrap to come out every time. #Monsterdon
Ooooh and no for the saran wrap fetishists...
ssssssssh... listen... it's coming from the generator... that runs on blood?!?!
Let's not ask what they were doing with the bloody sticks.
At least they died in each other's arms... that's what true bondage love is all about.
i am enjoying the use of color
I only like planets with superior mass. #Monsterdon
why is mark and Lady Miss Kier, vampire hunter, attacking old man ubermensch and the other guys?!?
Having trouble taking the big yellow gumball helmets seriously. #Monsterdon
@apLundell@octodon.social
No time for courtesy in space #Monsterdon
there's always a giant 3 nipple, glowing, menacingly whilst the intrepid space cadets are being flatten by their ships' speed... or constipation. one of those two.
those looks like the radio buttons i used to play with in my dad's Impala
kudos to the costume designer... those are some sexy spacemen outfits. #monsterdon
Supervisors are gonna supervise... #Monsterdon
thought that said evil marandi and I was like gee, off to a good start already #monsterdon
3... 2.... 1.... #monsterdon
looking at the other related movies and uh IshirΓ΄ Honda co-directed this one????
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059124/
#monsterdon
okay, great time, everybody, take a meteor rejector out of petty cash. (^_^) #monsterdon
Mark... Wess found out about us... dundundun DUUUUUUUN
both Mark and Sanya touched those glowing egg thingies didn't they?
Smashing the meteor rejector with a T-Square. Bold move, Cotton.
here we go again with the damn meteor rejector... with Toby looking like Dr. Evil's son
@Zerofactorial
That ups the fun factor! #Monsterdon
Handy that everyone who dies gets blood on their face. #Monsterdon
Without a working meteor rejector space rocks are going to be swarming on board like cockroaches #monsterdon
Now go find some more buttons to randomly push.
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon set design is actually pretty dope
@Taweret@octodon.social
For hands-free exploring?
What will they think of next? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Shades of the Space Navigator from Alien
is this why Richard Dreyfuss' character ends up being a christ-like figure; hands stretched out like in a cross?
if those lights in Close Encounters are a reference to this movie; Spielberg is a sick yet brilliant son-of-a-bitch.
The rest of the crew is jealous of the new snazzy uniforms those two have on. You can see it in their eyes. #Monsterdon
New day, new sexy S&M outfits.
Weird that they carry steel plates specifically for burying crew.
@trixter he was trying to switch the meteor rejector to accept mode! #monsterdon
this is like having a zombie admin trying to take down the defederation shields
Thrill as she xeroxes a piece of paper!
"Come to alien planet they said. See the sights they said. Listen to the ghosts of mars chant your name on the wind they said."
Eldin is having a very bad day.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
#Monsterdon at least the meteor rejector is ok. So they can reject meteors
they're wrapped in plastic
we have interplanetary travel but not like, radio #monsterdon
if you lean back in your chair a little, you're invisible
Space alien vampires really love their fog machines.
#Monsterdon
RASPBERRY!
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
oh, we had Lady Miss Kier, vampire slayer and now Space Fiona... and she's got instructions to shoot to kill
Oh wow, space vampires come in little baggies like happy meal toys.
oh... Eldon definitely deep tans easily
Eldon is not Black but with that Black sounding name, we know what's gonna happen to him.
"We'll leave you here to die while we go get the space torch."
#Monsterdon
Yeah, sure, go look for the dude, but shoot first and ask questions later.
Questions like, "Was that the dude we were looking for? Should I NOT have shot him, then?" #Monsterdon
Thereβs no crying in space, Sonia!
#Monsterdon
Now they have to accept all the meteors for who they are! It's a disaster! #Monsterdon