ah shit, weβre in a dang Myst game #monsterdon
@nash Ugh! I think this milk has gone bad! Here! Taste it!
@WhiskeySailor Sex toy #monsterdon
I see they had some leftover plastic wrap. #monsterdon
okay the whole exploring the giant spaceship filled with long dead giant aliens is pretty cool
@sean
Man-Machine!
The aliens are into electronic dance music #monsterdon
Woman: Ow! This shocked me!
Man: Really? Are you sure? (touches it) Ow! This shocked me!
#Monsterdon
Whoops, sounds like they need to go back in time and grab some blue whales now. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe He is Very Intelligent #monsterdon
Record player's stuck on 33 1/3rd. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
omg when the lady says the thing shocked her & the guy immediately shocks himself on it
Oh you got shocked by touching something? Let me GRAB IT BAREHANDED good job supergenius #Monsterdon
Wait, is this alien console going to start doing the Close Encounters note sequence? #Monsterdon
legitimate pathos in this, the desperate attempt to leave a warning for whoever found their remains #monsterdon
"I got a shock from touching that" idiot immediately touches shocky thing.
They're not sending out their best and brightest are they? #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
"Those flashing lights? I don't know if I saw them but I'll report them if I ever see anything, maybe" #Monsterdon
Another stunning 5000 square foot spaceship, listed "as is" #monsterdon
Giant alien skeletons FTW!
"...I got a shock by touching that," she says.
Dude then touches it. :facepalm:
Itβs literally just the Space Jockey from Alien minus Giger. Wow.
Will this be like Parts: The Clonus Horror, where a cheesy movie got a big budget Hollywood ripoff because it was actually kind of alright? #monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
What piece of equipment is it that looks like a cute green glowing robot frog head?
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
#monsterdon Geez it was glowing and just have to touch it.
They didn't have enough of the preferred orange suits for everyone, so they were all glad when several crew died so there was no guilt in wearing them.
#Monsterdon "the orients" lol
#Monsterdon I think this is where we see the Alien Homage ~48-50 min or so
oh, _here's_ the vampire space disco #monsterdon
@moira Race of hunchbacks #Monsterdon
Really feeling how Alien was influenced by this
#Monsterdon
Maybe they're just using random spare hull parts for the tombstones? This one's completely different.
WHAT YEAR MARK!? WHAT YEAR!
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
Giant skeleton, unusual ancient spaceship, yeah, this might have inspired Alien #monsterdon
βlooks like this planet has the Home Depot skeletons tooβ #monsterdon
No, I don't want a new Chevy #monsterdon
_they're_ three times bigger, but their _doors_ are human sized, very interesting #monsterdon
They seem pretty calm for having just found giant space skeletons.
This is like if things just suddenly died around me and I had to deal with it, just wrap it in plastic wrap and uh I dunno bury it or something? #monsterdon
Let me just fax that proof of death ...
Attack of the disco light balls!
#Monsterdon
Feels like this expedition has an awful lot of single-use expendables for burying dead people
hm, i see the planet also is host to space bongos #monsterdon
So I guess it's the next morning....? #monsterdon
Oh no! The alien abstract art monument has fallen over!
Shrinkwrapped zombie?
Oh I guess those are makeshift graves they made. Wait did I miss when they buried them? Maybe I shouldn't have gone to warm up some lo mein.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
What happened to him? Who knows, but dude is scary af now. #monsterdon
spaceship shot silhouetted against glowing fog, very nice very nice #monsterdon
Blonde crewperson was trying to relax with some light paperwork and look what happens #monsterdon
Had to restart the app a second time, but when did another woman show up? #Monsterdon
New uniforms! #monsterdon
spicy new orange day suits with the suggestive half zip #monsterdon
oh that's why there was plastic wrap
Impish smile on that corpse. I think he knows something he's not teeeeeelling~ :3 #Monsterdon
that flatbed scanner though
That is some excellent effects make-up! π₯°π #monsterdon
y'know if you'd make those casket slabs a little heavier maybe you wouldn't be HAVING these problems. C'mon, haul some goddamn rocks! #monsterdon
Whatever will Ernie do now? #monsterdon
THRILL, AS SHE PHOTOCOPIES RECORDS! #Monsterdon
Ah, gravity comes from being superior. Not larger, just better. I never knew that but then I don't have things orbiting me so I'm probably just terrible.
Now that he's dead will they immediately go to his quarters to grab any good stuff for themselves? Just wondering if workplace culture stays true.
Clearasil's not smoothing that out any time soon. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
@moira It's basic human dignity #monsterdon
Body count: 8, maybe 9.
I'm struggling with a sudden urge to outfit my home in tactile buttons and glow orbs. #Monsterdon
That raspberry jam was really BLOOD!
And now the token woman is having a panic attack at... the fog machine?
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
"No, give me the thing, we can't kill off the main lady, gotta chew through the lower castmembers first." #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial wouldn't want him to look all pallid at the funeral now would you? it's just science! #monsterdon
#monsterdon well their space scanner works a lot faster than our do.
Good thinking. Get that corpse under a tanning lamp #monsterdon
Oh I am wildly behind what with the commercials and screen capping from Pluto being funkier.
The bodies got up and walked away!? As if they were some kind of... Space... V-- Zombies!
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
we'll bury him tomorrow. let him get nice and stinky first. #monsterdon
Someone's not a fan of electronica #monsterdon
@YsengrinWolf Not as much as luminous globes! Regular globes are fine, but luminous? Ugh!
@Fayedray Good thing they have aluminum rifles #monsterdon
"he's gone back to post number 2" that's ship slang for had to visit the lavatory. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon And there's the wilhelm ~40:45
I love that the meteor rejector is such an important part of this ship. #monsterdon
great scream #monsterdon
"I thought I heard something. Like... A hot pop anthem. Song of the summer, you know?" #Monsterdon
Well that's not at all a menacing monument on a strange alien world.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
@howler0502 body-snatched. obviously. #monsterdon
@trixter I am honestly doing my best to ignore the SS insignia #monsterdon
Man, this would be an annoying ship to try to sleep in. There's always something beeping or flashing. #Monsterdon
OK SO JUST after you catch the space vampire trying to disconnect the meteor rejector is not the time to trust them to fiddle some more with the meteor rejector #monsterdon
#Monsterdon But WHY, WHY? Because I put a coin in and couldn't see the statue of liberty because a gull had pooped on the lens
#monsterdon They didn't have any special Redshirt uniforms in their Space Force?
I can't unsee the X-Men suit thing now thank you to the person who posted that. #monsterdon
So ... this is the original Space Karen?
MARK MARKARY! Are you kidding me?! #monsterdon
#monsterdon All that mood ring space tech and you're helpless.
Ah, yes; lets get some shuteye and get back to it tomorrow with fresh perspectives. Also, I'm going to strip down to my underwear and investigate that noise I just heard. What could go wrong?
#Monsterdon if there are intelligent creatures, they're our enemies. Typical colonist
Tomorrow morning? How'll they know it's morning in this place? #monsterdon
Really impressed at how well those ladies' hair has bounced back from being under those leather caps. #monsterdon
Zip zoowa zip zoowa zip zoowa #Monsterdon
He ripped off his lapels! BLASPHEMY! #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
#Monsterdon blown to _Smithereens_. Then we'll be π΅only a memory, of what space blood was to you and me π΅
@kcarr2015 This is all I can see now. Waiting for someone to make with the claws. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires
If someone buried me in a plastic bag, I would probably come back for revenge as well. #monsterdon