ah shit, we’re in a dang Myst game #monsterdon

@nash Ugh! I think this milk has gone bad! Here! Taste it!

#Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor Sex toy #monsterdon

"looks like a tuning fork"

Mmmmm .. mmmmm . maaaaaa

Yup, key of E.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

I see they had some leftover plastic wrap. #monsterdon

okay the whole exploring the giant spaceship filled with long dead giant aliens is pretty cool

#monsterdon

@sean
Man-Machine!

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

The aliens are into electronic dance music #monsterdon

Woman: Ow! This shocked me!
Man: Really? Are you sure? (touches it) Ow! This shocked me!
#Monsterdon

Whoops, sounds like they need to go back in time and grab some blue whales now. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe He is Very Intelligent #monsterdon

Record player's stuck on 33 1/3rd. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

omg when the lady says the thing shocked her & the guy immediately shocks himself on it

#monsterdon

@Taweret

Halloween idea!

Missing it @ElizabethLeeCo ?

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Oh you got shocked by touching something? Let me GRAB IT BAREHANDED good job supergenius #Monsterdon

Wait, is this alien console going to start doing the Close Encounters note sequence? #Monsterdon

legitimate pathos in this, the desperate attempt to leave a warning for whoever found their remains #monsterdon

"I got a shock from touching that" idiot immediately touches shocky thing.
They're not sending out their best and brightest are they? #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

"Those flashing lights? I don't know if I saw them but I'll report them if I ever see anything, maybe" #Monsterdon

Another stunning 5000 square foot spaceship, listed "as is" #monsterdon

Giant alien skeletons FTW!

#Monsterdon

"...I got a shock by touching that," she says.

Dude then touches it. :facepalm:

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

It’s literally just the Space Jockey from Alien minus Giger. Wow.

Will this be like Parts: The Clonus Horror, where a cheesy movie got a big budget Hollywood ripoff because it was actually kind of alright? #monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

What piece of equipment is it that looks like a cute green glowing robot frog head?
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

#monsterdon Geez it was glowing and just have to touch it.

@howler0502

They didn't have enough of the preferred orange suits for everyone, so they were all glad when several crew died so there was no guilt in wearing them.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

#Monsterdon "the orients" lol

#Monsterdon I think this is where we see the Alien Homage ~48-50 min or so

oh, _here's_ the vampire space disco #monsterdon

@moira Race of hunchbacks #Monsterdon

Really feeling how Alien was influenced by this
#Monsterdon

Maybe they're just using random spare hull parts for the tombstones? This one's completely different.

#Monsterdon

WHAT YEAR MARK!? WHAT YEAR!
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Giant skeleton, unusual ancient spaceship, yeah, this might have inspired Alien #monsterdon

“looks like this planet has the Home Depot skeletons too” #monsterdon

No, I don't want a new Chevy #monsterdon

_they're_ three times bigger, but their _doors_ are human sized, very interesting #monsterdon

They seem pretty calm for having just found giant space skeletons.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

This is like if things just suddenly died around me and I had to deal with it, just wrap it in plastic wrap and uh I dunno bury it or something? #monsterdon

Let me just fax that proof of death ...

#Monsterdon

@cheribaker

"Want to come over to my place to see my orbs?"

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Attack of the disco light balls!
#Monsterdon

Feels like this expedition has an awful lot of single-use expendables for burying dead people

#Monsterdon

hm, i see the planet also is host to space bongos #monsterdon

So I guess it's the next morning....? #monsterdon

Oh no! The alien abstract art monument has fallen over!
Shrinkwrapped zombie?
Oh I guess those are makeshift graves they made. Wait did I miss when they buried them? Maybe I shouldn't have gone to warm up some lo mein.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

What happened to him? Who knows, but dude is scary af now. #monsterdon

spaceship shot silhouetted against glowing fog, very nice very nice #monsterdon

Blonde crewperson was trying to relax with some light paperwork and look what happens #monsterdon

Had to restart the app a second time, but when did another woman show up? #Monsterdon

New uniforms! #monsterdon

spicy new orange day suits with the suggestive half zip #monsterdon

oh that's why there was plastic wrap

#monsterdon

Impish smile on that corpse. I think he knows something he's not teeeeeelling~ :3 #Monsterdon

that flatbed scanner though

#monsterdon

That is some excellent effects make-up! 🥰😘 #monsterdon

y'know if you'd make those casket slabs a little heavier maybe you wouldn't be HAVING these problems. C'mon, haul some goddamn rocks! #monsterdon

Whatever will Ernie do now? #monsterdon

THRILL, AS SHE PHOTOCOPIES RECORDS! #Monsterdon

Ah, gravity comes from being superior. Not larger, just better. I never knew that but then I don't have things orbiting me so I'm probably just terrible.

#Monsterdon

Now that he's dead will they immediately go to his quarters to grab any good stuff for themselves? Just wondering if workplace culture stays true.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Clearasil's not smoothing that out any time soon. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@moira It's basic human dignity #monsterdon

Body count: 8, maybe 9.

#Monsterdon

I'm struggling with a sudden urge to outfit my home in tactile buttons and glow orbs. #Monsterdon

That raspberry jam was really BLOOD!
And now the token woman is having a panic attack at... the fog machine?
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

"No, give me the thing, we can't kill off the main lady, gotta chew through the lower castmembers first." #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial wouldn't want him to look all pallid at the funeral now would you? it's just science! #monsterdon

#monsterdon well their space scanner works a lot faster than our do.

Good thinking. Get that corpse under a tanning lamp #monsterdon

Oh I am wildly behind what with the commercials and screen capping from Pluto being funkier.
The bodies got up and walked away!? As if they were some kind of... Space... V-- Zombies!
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

we'll bury him tomorrow. let him get nice and stinky first. #monsterdon

Someone's not a fan of electronica #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf Not as much as luminous globes! Regular globes are fine, but luminous? Ugh!

#Monsterdon

@Fayedray Good thing they have aluminum rifles #monsterdon

"he's gone back to post number 2" that's ship slang for had to visit the lavatory. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon And there's the wilhelm ~40:45

I love that the meteor rejector is such an important part of this ship. #monsterdon

great scream #monsterdon

"I thought I heard something. Like... A hot pop anthem. Song of the summer, you know?" #Monsterdon

Well that's not at all a menacing monument on a strange alien world.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@howler0502 body-snatched. obviously. #monsterdon

@trixter I am honestly doing my best to ignore the SS insignia #monsterdon

Man, this would be an annoying ship to try to sleep in. There's always something beeping or flashing. #Monsterdon

OK SO JUST after you catch the space vampire trying to disconnect the meteor rejector is not the time to trust them to fiddle some more with the meteor rejector #monsterdon

#Monsterdon But WHY, WHY? Because I put a coin in and couldn't see the statue of liberty because a gull had pooped on the lens

#monsterdon They didn't have any special Redshirt uniforms in their Space Force?

I can't unsee the X-Men suit thing now thank you to the person who posted that. #monsterdon

So ... this is the original Space Karen?

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

MARK MARKARY! Are you kidding me?! #monsterdon

#monsterdon All that mood ring space tech and you're helpless.

Ah, yes; lets get some shuteye and get back to it tomorrow with fresh perspectives. Also, I'm going to strip down to my underwear and investigate that noise I just heard. What could go wrong?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon if there are intelligent creatures, they're our enemies. Typical colonist

Tomorrow morning? How'll they know it's morning in this place? #monsterdon

Really impressed at how well those ladies' hair has bounced back from being under those leather caps. #monsterdon

Zip zoowa zip zoowa zip zoowa #Monsterdon

He ripped off his lapels! BLASPHEMY! #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

#Monsterdon blown to _Smithereens_. Then we'll be 🎵only a memory, of what space blood was to you and me 🎵

@kcarr2015 This is all I can see now. Waiting for someone to make with the claws. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

If someone buried me in a plastic bag, I would probably come back for revenge as well. #monsterdon