i really need these space vampires to wear a badge or something when they're in vampire mode. #monsterdon

hm they left all their Speed Racer helmets about, those things are like 5 gold apiece, very important for starting players #monsterdon

@trixter @jonny @RufusJCooter @Taweret So many grey areas #monsterdon

Did they just slowly stand up in that window to make it look like they were coming up in an elevator

#Monsterdon

Decided to check on tonight’s #Monsterdon and realized I watched this film just a few months ago. Kinda liked it, even. But can’t remember it for beans. #AgingIsHell #PlantetOfTheVampires

@jonny @Zerofactorial @RufusJCooter @Taweret I feel like they're big enough to count. #monsterdon

I don't think you need to explain to these dudes why only one person can sleep at a time #Monsterdon

@apLundell big disgrace!

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @RufusJCooter @Taweret oh i counted the neck cowls as capes, i just like checking the boxes #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Okay that dude's sus- Pretty sure you're supposed to be passing number 1 from the front not the back

All of these sets are so, so pretty. #monsterdon

The scientific find of the millennium! They have rediscovered Vogon poetry.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

that was a real Gerry and Sylvia Anderson musical sting that was #monsterdon

@RufusJCooter @Taweret We need them to fill the "Capes or hoods" square on the bingo card though #monsterdon

BRAD #monsterdon

Two competing groups of astronauts racing to be the first to lift off, are we sure this isn't just a reality TV show gone a little bit too far? #Monsterdon

selfish humans won't even go into the sunken place to help out these aliens who've been murdering them smh

#monsterdon

@strangefour It's the "Wednesday my dudes" indicator #Monsterdon

Isn't it weird that they explored the alien ship wearing comfortable jumpsuits and a red jacket, but spend the entire rest of the film in those absurd black and yellow outfits?

#Monsterdon

We started with The Naked Time, got a bit of Beyond the Farthest Star, and now it’s TNG Power Play with a dash of TOS Metamorphosis #monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Third time having to restart the app! At least time I didn't try to restart the video so it finally saved my timestamp #Monsterdon

wait this dude was really doing the sweaty space commander two buttons meme #monsterdon

@Taweret And leather hats that don't seem to do anything!

#Monsterdon

honestly the lighting is carrying so much weight for these sets, it really, really helps #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'll admit that sonic locking mechanism was kinda neat.

just a whole closet of kitchen timers? #monsterdon

i’m pretty sure the shoulder and elbow sections on their suits are knitted, lol #monsterdon #knitting

Do you have all the fissionable material? Good. Now, all together! "If you're happy and you know it clap your

#monsterdon

also, did he just give one dude both keys to the nuclear storage bunker? no way that can go wrong. #monsterdon

they sure brought a lot of compasses to space

#Monsterdon

This is like some kind of forbidden planet where man was not meant to go.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Yep, that's Captain Salas all right, infodumping like usual #monsterdon

this is just predicting the end of humanity lmao #monsterdon

Yes. More funky camera angles and set designs! MOAR!
Increase the use of gel lighting!! Dwarf the human figures in the titanic scenery!
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

"C'moooon, let me live in your boooody, pleeeeease?" #Monsterdon

@apLundell
They are managers, Do not do actual work.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@sean Didn't say they were bipedal #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh no they won't be able to reject meteors

space vampires do not need to explain their species has a different dimension of vibes
#monsterdon

Anyone got a Bingo yet? I've got so many covered, but no full line.

Has someone fired a gun yet?

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

They _were_ on really good terms with the Very Fast People from Star Trek until shit went bad #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic I think the 200V shock thing was pretty spiffy #monsterdon

my subtitles are hilarious. [meteror rejector sound] #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this movie made one fog machine rental company very happy

@sean Right? #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

"...we exist on a different vibratory plane"
<everyone snickers>

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

OH! Skeleton jumpscare.
BIG Skeleton.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Planet of the Graceless Stumblers #Monsterdon

Exhumation time!

#Monsterdon

Do we have a dub cast list? Mark really gives me Robert Stack vibes. #monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

In your face, Mark Markary! #monsterdon #JusticeforTiona

o_______O #monsterdon #planetofthevampires

wrapped in plastic to preserve freshness

#Monsterdon

@Taweret They weren't allowed to swear #monsterdon

They locked them in this room to sell them a timeshare from beyond the grave #Monsterdon

Annnd straight to the meteor rejecter. That thing's like Vampire cat nip. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Oh big shock, corpse boys up to no good? #Monsterdon

So the two sketchy guys have to guard one another. Great strategic thinking #monsterdon

Worst. Eascape Room. Ever.
#monsterdon

du-du-WIT machine on full #monsterdon

@Fayedray

Quoting as if from his sacred texts.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

just wait by the meteor rejector and shoot anyone who fiddles with it, they can't help themselves #monsterdon

@strangefour I don't think you missed it, I don't remember seeing that either.
#Monsterdon

its always hilarious how in these old movies women just screamed when they saw surprising things

#monsterdon

oh no! Space Plastic!

#monsterdon

Cat's on the theremin again. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Moody lighting and petrified tentacle forests.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@Fayedray

"Here the aliens are using tune-fu to project dangerous sound waves at the humans."

I loved Joe Bob so much.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

@joewynne Tiona “I saw a dead guy standing up.”

Mark “Crazy woman. Now be quiet while I follow Carter into the desert to check out a strange light.” #monsterdon

All I wanna do
Is see you turn into
A giant skeleton #Monsterdon

hey bert! #monsterdon

well nothing suspicious about any of this

#monsterdon

Two extras show up from the Thriller video and everyone's like, yeah they're probably ok

#Monsterdon

see the whole making sure you have one person standing guard thing doesn't work when both of them are clearly space vampires #monsterdon #SecurityTheater

I need to know whether the dead faces she saw belonged to men so I can score it as a Bechdel Test pass or not #monsterdon

definitely no need whatever to do a medical workup on these guys, I'm sure they're fine #Monsterdon

Body count: maybe 10

#Monsterdon

Okay I guess I did miss an earlier burial scene. And the shrinkwrapping of the dead.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

This guy does a good Bill Shatner impression.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

Oh that giant skeleton definitely must have inspired the pilot from Alien #Monsterdon

I like how we’ve now had an entire extended sequence establishing everyone actually has video wristwatches, they just never use them for anything other than saying “alarm” #monsterdon

This film was far ahead of its time, prefiguring the modern day escape room decades early #monsterdon

@sean Looks like their skulls are in line with the spine, not perched on top like ours. Maybe they moved on all fours?

#Monsterdon

<--- 2-Way Wrist Television #monsterdon

Empty faces! Dead faces!

(Don't follow the lights!)

#Monsterdon #DeadMarshes #Gollum

Okay they buried Bert (but not Ernie) so when did they have a chance to bury the first set of dead when those bodies disappeared right in front of them? #Monsterdon

Remember kids, 200V and 0.5 Amps will stop your heart... or open the door of an alien spaceship.

#monsterdon

if anyone has all these names straight…I salute you #monsterdon

Maybe he's gone back to the Argus. So let's not even look for him and just leave.

#Monsterdon

They don't appear to have anything attached to their faces. I'd chalk that up as a win. #Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

I'm pretty sure he said he was attacked by someone who is already dead, yet they don't even entertain the idea of reanimated corpses? #Monsterdon

These guys would struggle to complete a Zelda dungeon. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon sounds like jaba the hut

The alien will`o`wisps are somehow frightening and ridiculous at the same time.
#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

This is absolutely rhetorical, but

Did he not believe her when she said “OW! That device shocked me!” #monsterdon

Will you just speed up the message already? Then it will be fine.

#Monsterdon #PlanetOfTheVampires

#monsterdon He must really get into pain

#Monsterdon Any ID on the sports car they got the taillight from?

@sean key of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #monsterdon

#Monsterdon lol I got shocked touching that. Why dont you touch it too