Also apparently the shirt isn't even ripped? He just... randomly opened it at some point?

Dude, they're called buttons. Use them!

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I dare any of you to make a John Saxon Eats gif.

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Indiana Jones and the Dungeon of Dinks.

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#monsterdon is that dink scrubbing a plant?

Okay but the non-uniform outfits in this are pretty amazing.

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"Only the finest Kool-Aid for the guests"

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Doctor Forrester, I think we may have found the movie you were looking for 🤮 #Monsterdon

Gruel porn.

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3 jugs of wine later ...

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This dink talks a big dink, but can he dink so well as he claims? #Monsterdon

"I am fully functional. And trained in multiple techniques."

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TBH, I don't think "intelligent features" is a terribly good description of Connor.

This is going the #monsterdon soft porn?
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fuck you, gene

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"fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques"?

FUCK

OFF

GENE

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#monsterdon I hope the gruel wagons are ok.

wow just when you thought

it

ugh

FROM CHILDHOOD

GENE. WHAT.

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This movie only has one drum to bang, and is beating it so danged slowly. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Is this a filter bubble? I just came in and sat down to dinner and, of course, started dread scrolling and my feed is #Monsterdon all the way down.

Out of the first 50 posts – I stopped counting after that – 47 are monsterdon. This movie sounds hilariously awful. Regret I can't join you.

Monsterdon has taught me that the 1970s were a wild time in Hollywood. 👀

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their dinks almost touched

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Gene, I'm gonna need you to jump STRAIGHT into the fucking sun. #Monsterdon

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Gruel-wagons. Fuck yeah!!

Story of my life

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Explains the Patriarchy with a warm smile...

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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 "what in the devil kept you here if you weren't drugged?" *riker smile*

"You can never be sure about us Smurfs."
Err Dinks.
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You can never be sure about us dinks..

Mate swapping like it's the 1970s :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon

@saucerlost Oh we're all taking deep drafts of dink here #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai I bet Gene asked....

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fucking

i can't keep it together any more they keep saying dink all the time
aaaaa lmao

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everytime someone says "dink" in this I feel like another brain cell dies #Monsterdon

Yeah no this film is still the author's personal F-List

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why wouldn't the space woman just fight all the other women until she owned all the men she needed to do whatever it is she needs to do #monsterdon

Dink exract is ..............DINKS!

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gruel shipments

Now that was some fine, frontier science babble.

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yes, like kirk, he's going to fuck his way to mission complete

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Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's LSD is Bad Kids I guess? #monsterdon

Fear Fascination Syndrome IS my favorite funk band. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "...I'm not drugged."

LMAO hell yeah, he just likes to watch I guess, what the fuck

Quick! Drink the plot powder. #Monsterdon

I think maybe it is going to turn out that the doctor wants to be here #monsterdon

I'm Hunter-Smythe or whatever, all my bland male coworkers want to sleep with me ✨

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the underlying plot is that someone at some place we haven't seen needs heart surgery? when did they even say that???? why would we care/???? #monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social thanks! #monsterdonBIngo

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Deus ex Jonathan

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#monsterdon brain and brain, what is brain!

Essentially rape given that he's under the influence. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Dylan Hunt is Roddenberry’s Mary Sue.

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So... there's *one* doctor in Pax?

Or, I mean, zero doctors in Pax and one who might come back?

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"This ... this makes you happy?" Goes for the kiss.

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There sure is a lot of hair product and makeup in the primitive future. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

He's roofied girl, kissing him right now is not ok.

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The script writing on this is epic.
*whispers* I'm lying.
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These Dinks act like me when I can't find what I need at the hardware store but I don't want the employee to notice me and ask if I need any help

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Pater Kimbridge ain't all that...there's those rumours...

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WHAT?! Is she groping him in a drugged state?
WHY the romantic music?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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no. none of this makes me happy.

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dink seduction lol

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John Saxon is Michael Ironsides with the acting ability of William Shatner.

Make of that what you will.

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Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Can't Write a Romance To Save His Life #monsterdon

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I bet I could work up a better serum to blunt male aggression using just Cannabis indica and Argyreia nervosa. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

...gene i swear to fucking god #Monsterdon

@steggy Dink dink!
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Gorda is this #monsterdon movie's honorary orange cat. #planetearth1974

GENE STAHP IT

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just imagine how much worse this movie would be if john saxon hadn't spent the last little bit of it cowering in fear.

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“Yes, Computer, we understand. Team 21 out.”

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@apLundell

Sign he is a secret rebel, sabotaging the work.

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If there was a sequel, it shoulda been "The Dinks Strike Back"

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"not a brain in his head" starring gene roddenberry.

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Dink for wordcloud dominance!

dink dink dink dink dink dink dink

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Was not expecting Dr Pulaski! (Yes I’m like a half hour behind) #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

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Harper-Smythe can easily list all the visible features by which someone could identify Conner, but Dylan couldn’t name a single feature.

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A house that small does not need 20 servants! They don't even all have anything to do.

(It needs zero servants.)

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lesbianism arc with Marg now?
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Marg is a dinkhound.

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Gene. Gene I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up now Gene. #Monsterdon

Clonk

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intelligent features. his eyebrows especially knew like three different languages.

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If dink is not the biggest thing in @paco​s wordcloud tomorrow...

dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink #monsterdon

#monsterdon It makes them very fearful, and quite constipated.

"The human male is an unstable creature"

Yeah, you ladies ain't exactly stable either. #Monsterdon

So women fights are slap-fests? I guess women wrestlers weren’t part of Roddenberry’s fetish

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Fight choreographer: Here we go loop-de-loo, here we go loop-de-lie..

Clearly, lady in red never heard about rope-a-dope

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Kirk / Spock fight music

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the kind of fight where your opponent kinda has to cooperate when you throw them

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This fight is hilarious!

Well they didn't fall into a mud pit. At least there's that. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

My dink ... I think I'll keep him.

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Are these costumes getting more ridiculous?

soylent dink

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We fight WITH JAZZ! #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

*amok time music* #monsterdon