i doubt that thing has 200 horsepower anymore

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Who wants to bet it ends with, "See, we should stop drugging all our men. Let's all live in peace with our enslaved."
😁 😁

They left the lady, with no pants, behind.

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Marg is fine, even this movie cannot dim Diana Muldaur's sheer attractiveness.

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I wonder what the <literally anything not in this movie> is up to

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OH GOD IT'S EVEN GOT THE QUIPPY ENDING #monsterdon

"No thanks, Tiger."

🤔

#Monsterdon

John Saxon practised some with Bruce Lee, and it shows.

#Monsterdon
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So the moral is... don't drug your manslaves otherwise they can't defend your villa? I feel like this is a little muddled. #monsterdon

John Saxon has properly piqued Diana Muldaur's curiosity.

#Monsterdon #PlantEarth1974 #NowWatching

Bell sound? Really? lol!

#Monsterdon

I have one question.

How much dink could a wooddink dink if a wooddink could dink wood?

#Monsterdon

gong #monsterdon

quality dink choreography

dink dink dink dink dink dink dink #dink #allTheDinks
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she just accidentally gently-backed-self-into-a-car-knocked-self-out

And things are better without millions of automobiles...

#Monsterdon

@ohiofi OH! That's where I know him from!!! :O

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Gene loves the two-fisted punch.

#Monsterdon

This fight scene just keeps on giving...

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It's Superdink!
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John Saxon's contract states that once the shirt's been opened, it stays open

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They’re getting a lot of mileage out of that single “body hitting ground” stock sound effect. #monsterdon

This is an amazingly bad fight sequence.

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@diazona Probably not. #Monsterdon

Wow that miniskirt is basically a baggy woven g-string
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Everybody, it's Punch a Pakled! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe ...is the number finite 🤔

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Didn't the doctor only have 15 hours like 10 hours ago?
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ok I agree about the numbers but honestly look at them they're not gonna be able to do much

"There are only six of them! Look how many there are of us."

I count about six. Gene, you've got to hire a few more extras for this scene.

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Wait. What happened to her pants?

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Pakleds?

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aw cmon Marg, be an arms dealer!

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So, do the Kriegs know about the dink gruel, because that would be a funny way to deal with them.

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Going to have to listen to some Dink as a palate cleanser after this dinking pile of dink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1RmZmQ3bOI

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 #Dink

#monsterdon "There's only six of them."

Of course, they are heavily armed.

"C'mon gals, let's get these brutes!" yell the Dinks

#Monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's The Secret of Himbos #monsterdon

yes, please turn out these lights. i do not want to see anything else. ever.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

They keep playing that playful “joke at Spock’s expense” music which makes this scene even more uncomfortable.

#Monsterdon

This is Alpha Control calling Flight Control

Is there any chance we can alter orbit and get this movie into the sun sooner?

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

"Col - or - ad - o? Oh that's the old name for freeweedia." #monsterdon

#monsterdon this is the most Kirk bullshit...

Me at the start: “This is such a great premise! There are so many stories you could tell! Why didn’t it get picked up for a series??”
Me now: “Oh. Because Gene Roddenberry chose to tell this one 🤦🏼‍♀️”
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Okay, Saxon and Muldaur are having fun with the scene, at least. #Monsterdon

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'a 20th century male chauvenist pig' <-- who is also so so so so so icky

11 minutes left!

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Oh right, this is an Isekai

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What's new pussycat? Whoaaooaoooaowoooah

Pussycat, puyssycat, I love you...

#monsterdon

Oh no! The Station Wagons of Death!

is anyone counting the "dinks"?

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@saucerlost I wish David Attenborough narrated a commentary track about all the ways this is terrible

"The bad movie in its natural habitat..."

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okay I'm gonna travel back in time and beat gene Roddenberry with a baseball bat

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engelbert humperdink

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@jivens

We voted for this, perhaps death is better than we deserve

#Monsterdon

She draws the line at being called “pussycat.” It sobers her right up.

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@Mikal @MindTGap Almost certainly

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I could not continue #monsterdon , too close to the Epstein stuff.

"I've been trained since childhood to get women drunk so that they'll actually sleep with me." #Monsterdon

It's been a while since #monsterdon had such passion and romance.

This is SO uncomfortable to watch.

#Monsterdon

worst sex scene ever and I've seen The Room #monsterdon

Why the violins? Really, Gene?
🤮

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I like how the other 2 team members have been completely left behind and no one gives a shit about them
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y'know maybe I will have the kool-aid

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oh gross eeeiiwwwwwww ick ick eeiiwww why why why

Ok, but the stitched leather poncho? dress? kimono? is kinda hot tho

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This scene is so unhinged, I don't know what to say #monsterdon

“Our chemical configurations must balance.”

OMG, Gene!

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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@paco

But he might have a red dye allergy!

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"trained to get ladies drunk" as a cultural practice #monsterdon

Ah, the creep has become the creeper!

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Ahhh there really isn’t enough macrame decoration in today’s sets.
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#PlanetEarth

The dinkage is real

#Monsterdon

and now we present yet more of the writers undisguised fetishes
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He's going to teach her the rules to Fizzbin, isn't he? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

The talent wasted in this thing is monumental. I feel sorry for the actors needing to deliver these lines.

Holy shitballs this is so bad… #Monsterdon

Also apparently the shirt isn't even ripped? He just... randomly opened it at some point?

Dude, they're called buttons. Use them!

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I dare any of you to make a John Saxon Eats gif.

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Indiana Jones and the Dungeon of Dinks.

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#monsterdon is that dink scrubbing a plant?

Okay but the non-uniform outfits in this are pretty amazing.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

"Only the finest Kool-Aid for the guests"

#Monsterdon

Doctor Forrester, I think we may have found the movie you were looking for 🤮 #Monsterdon

Gruel porn.

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3 jugs of wine later ...

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This dink talks a big dink, but can he dink so well as he claims? #Monsterdon

"I am fully functional. And trained in multiple techniques."

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Is he going to win her over with sex?! #monsterdon

#monsterdon
TBH, I don't think "intelligent features" is a terribly good description of Connor.

This is going the #monsterdon soft porn?
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fuck you, gene

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"fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques"?

FUCK

OFF

GENE

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#monsterdon I hope the gruel wagons are ok.

wow just when you thought

it

ugh

FROM CHILDHOOD

GENE. WHAT.

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This movie only has one drum to bang, and is beating it so danged slowly. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Is this a filter bubble? I just came in and sat down to dinner and, of course, started dread scrolling and my feed is #Monsterdon all the way down.

Out of the first 50 posts – I stopped counting after that – 47 are monsterdon. This movie sounds hilariously awful. Regret I can't join you.

Monsterdon has taught me that the 1970s were a wild time in Hollywood. 👀

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