#monsterdon AHhahahah made 'em placid and sterile... teehee. You can have big manly men, but you can't have us be CIVILIZED… lol

pffft, you call that a lady fight....

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the coveted dink

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Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Kirk Loses his Shirt Again

...again. #monsterdon

Diana Muldaur gives look of concern. #monsterdon

I’ve more interesting things in mind for you. Dressing you up like a giant jar of mayonnaise and forcing you to dance the lambada. It is… the forbidden dance. #monsterdon

dawn of the second day
36 hours remain
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Naughty, naughty, Doctor Pulaski

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“Come on out here, dink!”

“Which one?”

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I'll have what he's having, tyvm. #monsterdon

little man

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"Four years ago I was in Enter the Dragon and now look at me, LOOK AT ME" #Monsterdon

I hate where this is going

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Diana Muldaur displaying exactly the bedside-manner as she did for Dr Pulaski….

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"Dinks... the final frontier..."

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I miss Lurch. What's he doing right now?
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#monsterdon Wait John Connor?????

She keeps the high-test dink extract in the handle of her knife. And she somehow got licensed as a doctor on the Enterprise? Malpractice!

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@jivens I couldn't breathe for a minute or two there #Monsterdon👨‍🚀 💤 ⏰ 🗓️ 👯‍♀️ 👭 🤼‍♀️ ✊ 💪 😱

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Givers of Pain and Delight

now in grape flavor #monsterdon

Side effects of "Dink Extract" include sterility

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so women still do all the cooking?
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ha! i've never approved of john saxon getting slapped upside the head with a log so much.

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WHACK #monsterdon

I can't believe the warriors have ridged heads. #monsterdon

BONK BONK ONNA HEAD #monsterdon

BONK BONK ON THE HEAD

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Gene keeps changing up the Klingons a bit every show he does it makes it kinda confusing #Monsterdon

So far the steam cars are my favorite part
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"hey let's build a gun again, that was a fun star trek episode gimmick" #monsterdon

I'm trying to come up with a pre-TNG joke about spiny skullcaps and future Klingons, but I'm just not up to it.

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Redpill unit move out! #Monsterdon

OK I fucking love the kreegs. They are literally just space orks #monsterdon

Vain, quarrelsome little seed carrier?

Harsh. Maybe true but harsh #Monsterdon

Do they have anal beads surgically implanted in their scalps? #Monsterdon

Okay, that is "antagonist makes a good point" because of the apocalypse etc.

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Ugh. Me sense heavy hand of Rod-em-bury in creek dialogue. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

this is rough going

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Well, the little head bumps are a choice

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when did the klingons get here

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Low bargain basement Klingons.
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@Lazarou also, ya know, the slave auctioning #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow not one woman I've seen in this so far even knows what softball is, i'd put money on it

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"Quarrelsome little seed carriers... I like the sound of that!"

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#monsterdon "The women told him not to speak, but when he did anyway they just said he was spirited and didn't really punish him, and then, all the women wanted Dylan as a breeder. Also they let him keep his cool jumpsuit." —Gene Roddenberry

That voice. Is that Majel Barrett?

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Oh THIS is the famous “Dylan not eating stew” scene I’ve heard so much about #monsterdon

#monsterdon PMS is brutal on the breeder/field dink. Double-classing is EXHAUSTING.

@moira do we have to apply the test in reverse for this movie? #monsterdon

@wohali proly commercial break (TV)

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mmm fresh girl slop
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Fights break out QUICKLY around here!

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 this guy meandered so Will Riker could shag his way across the galaxy

It’s not the size of your Dink it’s the Dink in your stink. #monsterdon

Ah, yes, harpsichord, the instrument of male suppression

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza They didn't even have USENET then ​:floofCry:​

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The commercial break music swells!

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And to commercial
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Is that Lurch from the Addams Family?
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If you like thirty pound babies… AND I DO #monsterdon

I've rewatched Planet Earth a while back, along with the other two Roddenberry pilots, and I can't do it again. It's Gene wonking on about his usual wonk, but badly done in every way. Thank fuck for the Star Trek movies saving us from more of these.
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That's Karen, always walking around bidding a ram, like she owns the place.

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Don't eat the food! Uh, that is not a long-term strategy.

All these women do is shop.

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I’ve been a *naughty* dink! I need a *good* whipping!

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Maybe we'll get some dinosaurs. #monsterdon #dink

i dont think i'll be checking this space tonight...

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Ok, so I assumed from the description and all that he woke up into this society, but it's just some random group of people it some random location not even that far from where the super futuristic society is all riding around in ultra-shuttles and everything.

I just... What even... how does this make sense?

In fact, why did they even do the whole "he was in cryogenic sleep and they found and woke him" thing in the first place since he is just... part of that society already as the show starts?

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Concentrate on you inner-manliness
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so, john saxon is just going around trying to find a "friend of his" and ordering other dudes to look into his eyes. mm hm...

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How much time has passed? How are Isiah and Baylok already in this much shock?

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He's an "Esper"?
Were we supposed to know that? Or what that means? #monsterdon rdon

#monsterdon If the males can be "trained" this quickly, why are they skipping it for the hero?

I'm getting serious contact embarrassment from this movie >_> #monsterdon

Lurch got broken fast... Gene Roddenberry why are we watching you mindbreak fanfic?
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a field dink

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examine his dinkie if you want to

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“Was there anything unusual about him? Was he large or small?”

“No, he’s just a dink.”

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Oh god they've been Dinked

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Wow, their slave conditioning works *fast* if those two are already acting like that. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

This whole "rule of silence" thing is tough for this guy. I think we've told him to be silent like 10 times so far.
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@Lazarou Yeah I think it was used as a racist slur at some point but I don't know offhand when or who it was supposed to be for

Not really a word anyone knows in my circles 🤷

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mansplaining, or manspreading?

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apparently they all find him as annoying as I do.

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No, not that John Connor

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Women’s lib means lots of braids and mullet dresses

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Was your dink unusually large? Teehee.

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The men have been broken.....

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Looks familiar...

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They should be called Incels instead of 'dinks' which I'm not American but I understand is a bad word....

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GELD THE MFer!!!

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Really thought this "I'll pretend to be a slave, easy!" plan was good?
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#monsterdon ok maybe she needs a breeder, play it cool Dylan, don't look up

Go back to whipping him please, that was better

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#monsterdon his look of disgust at women being in charge is 🤣

The thing about Saxon, he always tried. Took it seriously. Treated each role like it was Shakespeare. And I respect the hell out of him for it. #monsterdon

where have I heard that before?

"The rules are so simple, even a male can understand them..."

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lol there's something ridiculous about tying the guy to a wooden structure and then he just walks off

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#Monsterdon sounds like too complicated for men maybe make is simpler

"...dink..."
DRINK!

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