14 wives? His βspiritβ must be sore.
their dinks almost touched
Gene, I'm gonna need you to jump STRAIGHT into the fucking sun. #Monsterdon
Gruel-wagons. Fuck yeah!!
Story of my life
Explains the Patriarchy with a warm smile...
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 "what in the devil kept you here if you weren't drugged?" *riker smile*
"You can never be sure about us Smurfs."
Err Dinks.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
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ugh what an awful line
#monsterdon
You can never be sure about us dinks..
Mate swapping like it's the 1970s :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon
@saucerlost Oh we're all taking deep drafts of dink here #Monsterdon
@Newpa_Hasai I bet Gene asked....
everytime someone says "dink" in this I feel like another brain cell dies #Monsterdon
Yeah no this film is still the author's personal F-List
why wouldn't the space woman just fight all the other women until she owned all the men she needed to do whatever it is she needs to do #monsterdon
@funkula he loves it! #Monsterdon
Dink exract is ..............DINKS!
#Monsterdonπ¨βπ π€ β° ποΈ π―ββοΈ π π€ΌββοΈ β πͺ π±
gruel shipments
Now that was some fine, frontier science babble.
yes, like kirk, he's going to fuck his way to mission complete
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's LSD is Bad Kids I guess? #monsterdon
Fear Fascination Syndrome IS my favorite funk band. #monsterdon
#monsterdon "...I'm not drugged."
LMAO hell yeah, he just likes to watch I guess, what the fuck
@aburka I don't think anything related to this movie in any way counts as consensual
Please stop saying "Dink extract"
Quick! Drink the plot powder. #Monsterdon
I think maybe it is going to turn out that the doctor wants to be here #monsterdon
I'm Hunter-Smythe or whatever, all my bland male coworkers want to sleep with me β¨
the underlying plot is that someone at some place we haven't seen needs heart surgery? when did they even say that???? why would we care/???? #monsterdon
Deus ex Jonathan
#monsterdon brain and brain, what is brain!
Essentially rape given that he's under the influence. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth π½ π₯ πΏ
Dylan Hunt is Roddenberryβs Mary Sue.
brb exhuming Gene Roddenberry so I can punch him
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
So... there's *one* doctor in Pax?
Or, I mean, zero doctors in Pax and one who might come back?
"This ... this makes you happy?" Goes for the kiss.
There sure is a lot of hair product and makeup in the primitive future. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth
He's roofied girl, kissing him right now is not ok.
The script writing on this is epic.
*whispers* I'm lying.
#Monsterdon
These Dinks act like me when I can't find what I need at the hardware store but I don't want the employee to notice me and ask if I need any help
Pater Kimbridge ain't all that...there's those rumours...
WHAT?! Is she groping him in a drugged state?
WHY the romantic music?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no. none of this makes me happy.
dink seduction lol
John Saxon is Michael Ironsides with the acting ability of William Shatner.
Make of that what you will.
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Can't Write a Romance To Save His Life #monsterdon
I bet I could work up a better serum to blunt male aggression using just Cannabis indica and Argyreia nervosa. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
...gene i swear to fucking god #Monsterdon
@steggy Dink dink!
#monsterdon
Gorda is this #monsterdon movie's honorary orange cat. #planetearth1974
GENE STAHP IT
just imagine how much worse this movie would be if john saxon hadn't spent the last little bit of it cowering in fear.
βYes, Computer, we understand. Team 21 out.β
If there was a sequel, it shoulda been "The Dinks Strike Back"
"not a brain in his head" starring gene roddenberry.
Was not expecting Dr Pulaski! (Yes Iβm like a half hour behind) #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
Harper-Smythe can easily list all the visible features by which someone could identify Conner, but Dylan couldnβt name a single feature.
A house that small does not need 20 servants! They don't even all have anything to do.
(It needs zero servants.)
lesbianism arc with Marg now?
#monsterdon
Oh wow no attempt at hiding that was a stunt double.
Marg is a dinkhound.
Gene. Gene I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up now Gene. #Monsterdon
Clonk
intelligent features. his eyebrows especially knew like three different languages.
If dink is not the biggest thing in @pacoβs wordcloud tomorrow...
dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink #monsterdon
This is all very The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish
That was probably the worst fight choreography I've ever seen outside of a high school drama club. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon It makes them very fearful, and quite constipated.
"The human male is an unstable creature"
Yeah, you ladies ain't exactly stable either. #Monsterdon
So women fights are slap-fests? I guess women wrestlers werenβt part of Roddenberryβs fetish
Fight choreographer: Here we go loop-de-loo, here we go loop-de-lie..
Clearly, lady in red never heard about rope-a-dope
Kirk / Spock fight music
the kind of fight where your opponent kinda has to cooperate when you throw them
This fight is hilarious!
Well they didn't fall into a mud pit. At least there's that. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth
My dink ... I think I'll keep him.
Are these costumes getting more ridiculous?
soylent dink
We fight WITH JAZZ! #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth
*amok time music* #monsterdon
#monsterdon AHhahahah made 'em placid and sterile... teehee. You can have big manly men, but you can't have us be CIVILIZED⦠lol
pffft, you call that a lady fight....
the coveted dink
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Kirk Loses his Shirt Again
...again. #monsterdon
Diana Muldaur gives look of concern. #monsterdon
Iβve more interesting things in mind for you. Dressing you up like a giant jar of mayonnaise and forcing you to dance the lambada. It isβ¦ the forbidden dance. #monsterdon
dawn of the second day
36 hours remain
#monsterdon
Naughty, naughty, Doctor Pulaski
I'll have what he's having, tyvm. #monsterdon