14 wives? His “spirit” must be sore.

#Monsterdon

their dinks almost touched

#monsterdon

Gene, I'm gonna need you to jump STRAIGHT into the fucking sun. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Gruel-wagons. Fuck yeah!!

Story of my life

#Monsterdon

Explains the Patriarchy with a warm smile...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 "what in the devil kept you here if you weren't drugged?" *riker smile*

"You can never be sure about us Smurfs."
Err Dinks.
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ugh what an awful line
#monsterdon

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You can never be sure about us dinks..

Mate swapping like it's the 1970s :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon

@saucerlost Oh we're all taking deep drafts of dink here #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai I bet Gene asked....

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fucking

i can't keep it together any more they keep saying dink all the time
aaaaa lmao

#monsterdon

everytime someone says "dink" in this I feel like another brain cell dies #Monsterdon

Yeah no this film is still the author's personal F-List

#Monsterdon

why wouldn't the space woman just fight all the other women until she owned all the men she needed to do whatever it is she needs to do #monsterdon

@funkula he loves it! #Monsterdon

Dink exract is ..............DINKS!

#Monsterdon #dink

#Monsterdon👨‍🚀 💤 ⏰ 🗓️ 👯‍♀️ 👭 🤼‍♀️ ✊ 💪 😱

gruel shipments

Now that was some fine, frontier science babble.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

yes, like kirk, he's going to fuck his way to mission complete

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's LSD is Bad Kids I guess? #monsterdon

Fear Fascination Syndrome IS my favorite funk band. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "...I'm not drugged."

LMAO hell yeah, he just likes to watch I guess, what the fuck

"A fear fascination syndrome"

A fetish by any other name

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@aburka I don't think anything related to this movie in any way counts as consensual

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Please stop saying "Dink extract"

#Monsterdon

Quick! Drink the plot powder. #Monsterdon

I think maybe it is going to turn out that the doctor wants to be here #monsterdon

I'm Hunter-Smythe or whatever, all my bland male coworkers want to sleep with me ✨

#monsterdon

the underlying plot is that someone at some place we haven't seen needs heart surgery? when did they even say that???? why would we care/???? #monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social thanks! #monsterdonBIngo

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Deus ex Jonathan

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#monsterdon brain and brain, what is brain!

Essentially rape given that he's under the influence. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Dylan Hunt is Roddenberry’s Mary Sue.

#Monsterdon

brb exhuming Gene Roddenberry so I can punch him

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

So... there's *one* doctor in Pax?

Or, I mean, zero doctors in Pax and one who might come back?

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

"This ... this makes you happy?" Goes for the kiss.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

There sure is a lot of hair product and makeup in the primitive future. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

He's roofied girl, kissing him right now is not ok.

#Monsterdon

The script writing on this is epic.
*whispers* I'm lying.
#Monsterdon

These Dinks act like me when I can't find what I need at the hardware store but I don't want the employee to notice me and ask if I need any help

#Monsterdon

Pater Kimbridge ain't all that...there's those rumours...

#Monsterdon

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WHAT?! Is she groping him in a drugged state?
WHY the romantic music?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

no. none of this makes me happy.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

dink seduction lol

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

John Saxon is Michael Ironsides with the acting ability of William Shatner.

Make of that what you will.

#Monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Can't Write a Romance To Save His Life #monsterdon

#monsterdon

I bet I could work up a better serum to blunt male aggression using just Cannabis indica and Argyreia nervosa. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

...gene i swear to fucking god #Monsterdon

@steggy Dink dink!
#monsterdon

Gorda is this #monsterdon movie's honorary orange cat. #planetearth1974

GENE STAHP IT

#monsterdon

just imagine how much worse this movie would be if john saxon hadn't spent the last little bit of it cowering in fear.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

“Yes, Computer, we understand. Team 21 out.”

#Monsterdon

@apLundell

Sign he is a secret rebel, sabotaging the work.

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

If there was a sequel, it shoulda been "The Dinks Strike Back"

#monsterdon

"not a brain in his head" starring gene roddenberry.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Dink for wordcloud dominance!

dink dink dink dink dink dink dink

#Monsterdon #dink

Was not expecting Dr Pulaski! (Yes I’m like a half hour behind) #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

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Harper-Smythe can easily list all the visible features by which someone could identify Conner, but Dylan couldn’t name a single feature.

#Monsterdon

A house that small does not need 20 servants! They don't even all have anything to do.

(It needs zero servants.)

#monsterdon

lesbianism arc with Marg now?
#monsterdon

Oh wow no attempt at hiding that was a stunt double.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Marg is a dinkhound.

#Monsterdon

Gene. Gene I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up now Gene. #Monsterdon

Clonk

#Monsterdon

intelligent features. his eyebrows especially knew like three different languages.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

If dink is not the biggest thing in @paco​s wordcloud tomorrow...

dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink #monsterdon

This is all very The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish

#Monsterdon

That was probably the worst fight choreography I've ever seen outside of a high school drama club. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It makes them very fearful, and quite constipated.

"The human male is an unstable creature"

Yeah, you ladies ain't exactly stable either. #Monsterdon

So women fights are slap-fests? I guess women wrestlers weren’t part of Roddenberry’s fetish

#Monsterdon

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Fight choreographer: Here we go loop-de-loo, here we go loop-de-lie..

Clearly, lady in red never heard about rope-a-dope

#Monsterdon

Kirk / Spock fight music

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the kind of fight where your opponent kinda has to cooperate when you throw them

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#monsterdon

This fight is hilarious!

Well they didn't fall into a mud pit. At least there's that. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

My dink ... I think I'll keep him.

#monsterdon

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Are these costumes getting more ridiculous?

soylent dink

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We fight WITH JAZZ! #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

*amok time music* #monsterdon

#monsterdon AHhahahah made 'em placid and sterile... teehee. You can have big manly men, but you can't have us be CIVILIZED… lol

pffft, you call that a lady fight....

#Monsterdon

the coveted dink

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Kirk Loses his Shirt Again

...again. #monsterdon

Diana Muldaur gives look of concern. #monsterdon

I’ve more interesting things in mind for you. Dressing you up like a giant jar of mayonnaise and forcing you to dance the lambada. It is… the forbidden dance. #monsterdon

dawn of the second day
36 hours remain
#monsterdon

Naughty, naughty, Doctor Pulaski

#monsterdon

“Come on out here, dink!”

“Which one?”

#Monsterdon

I'll have what he's having, tyvm. #monsterdon