and the pilot burned burned burned
and gene's the one that did it
burned burned burned
and everyone involved cried
burned burned burned
and lurch was pretty credible
and monsterdonians watched and shouted like a bunch of critics why Why WHY?!
in the war of planet earth
I think we can all see that Star Trek happened despite GR, not because of him.
Wow. What a stinker! Thanks @Taweret and goodnight, monster people!
That...was...so very, very bad. #Monsterdon
A guy walking with two lions? Why couldn't we see a movie about that?
A thousand new adventures. This one was the best one. So... good luck, future Earth. You're going to suck, so, so much. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
Thanks #Monsterdon
And they lived dinkily ever after. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 and the reverse goreans decide they can maintain their kinky society without drugging their subs
*hooray*
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Oof. Worst Trek ever.
#Monsterdon “This has been one of them” High praise indeed.
Tekwar wasn't this painful.
the 22nd century, how long it will take humanity to atone for this movie.
Pater youll be happy to know you missed the ENTIRE movie and your carear might remiain intact.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
#PlanetEarth1974
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You can tell it's the future because topiary.
Inquiring Dinks want to know.
Thanks god this has been the only installment of this sad, sad star trek even hornier.
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i'm not sorry that anyone in this movie is going. everyone ever involved in this movie can absolutely get buried.
"There are a million stories in the naked city!"
Jeez I wonder why this never went anywhere #Monsterdon
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@GroupNebula563 consent does not seem to be a big thing in this movie
"millions of cars, all over the world"
and every single one of them about as polluted as this one.
I think the horses would have been faster.
Joy Saxon: Here are 200 horses!
The Owlbear: Oh for FUCK'S SAKE. #Monsterdon
Slavery sans drugs. Progress!
#monsterdon
i doubt that thing has 200 horsepower anymore
Who wants to bet it ends with, "See, we should stop drugging all our men. Let's all live in peace with our enslaved."
😁 😁
They left the lady, with no pants, behind.
I wonder what the <literally anything not in this movie> is up to
OH GOD IT'S EVEN GOT THE QUIPPY ENDING #monsterdon
So the moral is... don't drug your manslaves otherwise they can't defend your villa? I feel like this is a little muddled. #monsterdon
John Saxon practised some with Bruce Lee, and it shows.
John Saxon has properly piqued Diana Muldaur's curiosity.
Bell sound? Really? lol!
gong #monsterdon
quality dink choreography
dink dink dink dink dink dink dink #dink #allTheDinks
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
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she just accidentally gently-backed-self-into-a-car-knocked-self-out
And things are better without millions of automobiles...
@ohiofi OH! That's where I know him from!!! :O
Gene loves the two-fisted punch.
This fight scene just keeps on giving...
It's Superdink!
#monsterdon
John Saxon's contract states that once the shirt's been opened, it stays open
They’re getting a lot of mileage out of that single “body hitting ground” stock sound effect. #monsterdon
This is an amazingly bad fight sequence.
@diazona Probably not. #Monsterdon
Everybody, it's Punch a Pakled! #Monsterdon
Didn't the doctor only have 15 hours like 10 hours ago?
#monsterdon
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ok I agree about the numbers but honestly look at them they're not gonna be able to do much
"There are only six of them! Look how many there are of us."
I count about six. Gene, you've got to hire a few more extras for this scene.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
Wait. What happened to her pants?
Pakleds?
aw cmon Marg, be an arms dealer!
So, do the Kriegs know about the dink gruel, because that would be a funny way to deal with them.
Going to have to listen to some Dink as a palate cleanser after this dinking pile of dink
#monsterdon "There's only six of them."
Of course, they are heavily armed.
"C'mon gals, let's get these brutes!" yell the Dinks
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's The Secret of Himbos #monsterdon
yes, please turn out these lights. i do not want to see anything else. ever.
This is Alpha Control calling Flight Control
Is there any chance we can alter orbit and get this movie into the sun sooner?
"Col - or - ad - o? Oh that's the old name for freeweedia." #monsterdon
#monsterdon this is the most Kirk bullshit...
Me at the start: “This is such a great premise! There are so many stories you could tell! Why didn’t it get picked up for a series??”
Me now: “Oh. Because Gene Roddenberry chose to tell this one 🤦🏼♀️”
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
Okay, Saxon and Muldaur are having fun with the scene, at least. #Monsterdon
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'a 20th century male chauvenist pig' <-- who is also so so so so so icky
11 minutes left!
Oh right, this is an Isekai
#monsterdon
Oh no! The Station Wagons of Death!
is anyone counting the "dinks"?
okay I'm gonna travel back in time and beat gene Roddenberry with a baseball bat
She draws the line at being called “pussycat.” It sobers her right up.
I could not continue #monsterdon , too close to the Epstein stuff.
It's been a while since #monsterdon had such passion and romance.
This is SO uncomfortable to watch.
worst sex scene ever and I've seen The Room #monsterdon
Why the violins? Really, Gene?
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I like how the other 2 team members have been completely left behind and no one gives a shit about them
#monsterdon
y'know maybe I will have the kool-aid
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oh gross eeeiiwwwwwww ick ick eeiiwww why why why
Ok, but the stitched leather poncho? dress? kimono? is kinda hot tho
This scene is so unhinged, I don't know what to say #monsterdon
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"trained to get ladies drunk" as a cultural practice #monsterdon
Ah, the creep has become the creeper!
Ahhh there really isn’t enough macrame decoration in today’s sets.
#Monsterdon
#PlanetEarth
The dinkage is real
and now we present yet more of the writers undisguised fetishes
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
He's going to teach her the rules to Fizzbin, isn't he? #Monsterdon
The talent wasted in this thing is monumental. I feel sorry for the actors needing to deliver these lines.
Holy shitballs this is so bad… #Monsterdon