@ricci

Star Trek without the stars, subshuttles instead so you don't get geeks whining about shuttlecraft and transporters

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Starfleet headquarters

The music is so schlocky I could weep with joy. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 wait is that fucking UC Irvine again?

#monsterdon Lets goooo Incel Sci-Fi Pansy Boys! HUZZAH!

...Whoops, it's Grizzly again :x #monsterdon

@paco

Backdoor pilot... is my Grindr profile

#Monsterdon

Good god, this is amazing. #monsterdon

Mothra is weak to Water type attacks.
I guess. I dunno Pokemon outside of Kamen Rider references.
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

@davesdogmaggie

🤣

A true cybercrime!

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou @CactuarJoe @yatsu

You think the Centauri hairstyles (or lack therefore on the ladies) was just chance???

#Monsterdon

Giant lizard puppy can walk on land. Awkwardly.
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

Well, I now am... thoroughly disillusioned about Gene Roddenberry being a good writer... I can only conclude that the original Star Trek was like 85% other writers.

And the 15% that was him was the part that makes me actually not like the original Star Trek.

#Monsterdon

Oh the Mothra summoning spell has a verbal and somatic component.
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

Dagahra is a puppy? I didn't even know he had feet. I thought he was more like a manta ray with a Godzilla head.
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

Dagahra's theme is pretty good. Maybe not as menacing as they hoped, but I like it.
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

I subscribe to your newsletter #monsterdon #planetearth

Ok #Monsterdon #FridayThrillerClub #MondayActionMovie #KungFuSat folks chime in.

The Equalizer(Robert McCall) vs The BeeKeeper

Split the team. Daphne and Fred will go check all the closets and bars. Shaggy and Scooby will eat all the food. Velma will lose her glasses.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth #monsterdonreplay

@YsengrinWolf @Taweret

With so much dinkage

#Monsterdon

I'm glad I'm not the only one who keeps seeing Buck Rogers in this. (Well, the other way around, clearly)

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth #monsterdonreplay

I fon’t participate much in the #monsterdon discussion, but I think the sheer rancidity of this plot deserves mention.

“Me man, me need steak for snu snu!”

Did that advance the plot somehow?

My mind to your mind.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth #monsterdonreplay

Blonde Lurch is clearly Native Bohemian.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth #monsterdonreplay

@Lazarou @yatsu If he did, he at least didn't make an entire episode about it. Which is deeply appreciated. #Monsterdon

Oh a monster that has parasite starfish that create a red tide?
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

pew! pew!

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth #monsterdonreplay

Watching #monsterdon now thanks to whoever it was that made #monsterdonreplay ❤️❤️❤️

Sorry, #Monsterdon one more

@ohiofi honestly i shoulda voted for NDYNC that's just quality

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

This was NOT Roddenberry's best work.

I appreciate that the movie has given us an official low bar for 2026. Will any movie be worse than Planet Earth? We shall see. :suspiciousEyes:

#monsterdon

Starro has killed the Kenny's of this movie!
Oh wait damn they made it to shore after their raft sprung a leak.
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

I guess they were on planet Earth? And that’s another #Monsterdon!

As always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for #MonsterdonBingo, @JoeWynne for #MonsterdonDrink, @ryan for #MonsterdonStream, and to all of you for making it awesome!

#monsterdon pikmin?

@raederle @Taweret All of them. 😁 (I lost count.)

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

@Bluedepth She was on a mini screen for a minute or so. #Monsterdon

STARRO THE CONQUEROR!
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

That PAX HQ looked suspiciously like a Cal State campus. #Monsterdon

Ahhhhhhhh

that's much better

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon

Thanks, @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for the cards, and everyone else for participating in various ways. I can't even joke about dinks any more. I've heard the word so often it would be like making fun of the word "the".

I don't think i've ever seen #monsterdon so unanimous about fuck that movie lmao. we do it to ourselves. thanks @Taweret for hosting, we love it because it sucks even when it sucks

#monsterdon what if the framework was: this scientific exploration team got stranded in women's lib land, and wanted to escape

Why did we need a time traveler or a guy with a terminal injury

All that to save one guy?

#monsterdon

@GroupNebula563 nor for *something*

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

thank you @Taweret as usual and have a good night everyone. go watch a real trek. #monsterdon

#monsterdon goodnight, folks! And remember: beat your dink regularly if you want it to behave!

@jeffron and his name was ELON MUSK

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Aren’t we all, in our own way, dinks? I mean really think about it. #monsterdon

The best thing I can about this inverse gender values SF is:

Not as bad as "Love Conquers All" by Saberhagen.

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

Ok, that was just bad! But still, I had fun suffering through with all of you. Thank you for hosting, @Taweret

See you all next week #Monsterdon!

that was just a tiny bit over an hour but felt like an eternity

an eternity of "dinks"
#monsterdon

and the pilot burned burned burned

and gene's the one that did it

burned burned burned

and everyone involved cried

burned burned burned

and lurch was pretty credible

and monsterdonians watched and shouted like a bunch of critics why Why WHY?!

in the war of planet earth

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

74 minutes.

LOVE IT!

#Monsterdon

I think we can all see that Star Trek happened despite GR, not because of him.

Wow. What a stinker! Thanks @Taweret and goodnight, monster people!

#monsterdon

That...was...so very, very bad. #Monsterdon

A guy walking with two lions? Why couldn't we see a movie about that?

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

A thousand new adventures. This one was the best one. So... good luck, future Earth. You're going to suck, so, so much. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Thanks #Monsterdon

And they lived dinkily ever after. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 and the reverse goreans decide they can maintain their kinky society without drugging their subs

*hooray*

😬

Curse you and your abrupt but inevitable ending!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

Oof. Worst Trek ever.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#Monsterdon “This has been one of them” High praise indeed.

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #PlanetEarth, from 1974, was .... something. At least it was relatively short. There was also:

Tekwar wasn't this painful.

#monsterdon #planetearth

the 22nd century, how long it will take humanity to atone for this movie.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

@msh

Yes, and that's why it is so hot here in Greenland.

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

Pater youll be happy to know you missed the ENTIRE movie and your carear might remiain intact.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#PlanetEarth1974
#monsterdon
You can tell it's the future because topiary.

Inquiring Dinks want to know.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Thanks god this has been the only installment of this sad, sad star trek even hornier.
#monsterdon
#planetearth1974

"In my century there were MILLIONS of cars, all over the world!"

It must've been awful

#Monsterdon

i'm not sorry that anyone in this movie is going. everyone ever involved in this movie can absolutely get buried.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

"There are a million stories in the naked city!"

Jeez I wonder why this never went anywhere #Monsterdon

Your so called "helicopter penis"

Pathetic!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm not kidding if they'd made this pilot about Lurch as a long-haired 23rd Century Hodor fighting crime from horseback it would we wouldn't have needed 3 pilots it would have been a series and it would have ran for 30 seasons. #planetEarth1974

Also the wood-gas cars are actually a thing, imagine a hyperloop full of them however...

@jonny

No, I think, they'd dumped an antidote in yesterday's gruel.

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

This “society” consists of 1 2 3 4 5 6 women.

It’s more a social club than a society.

#Monsterdon

@GroupNebula563 consent does not seem to be a big thing in this movie

#monsterdon

"millions of cars, all over the world"

and every single one of them about as polluted as this one.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

I think the horses would have been faster.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Everyone get in! But not you, HS! No chicks allowed in the Cool Dude Mobile #monsterdon

Joy Saxon: Here are 200 horses!

The Owlbear: Oh for FUCK'S SAKE. #Monsterdon

Slavery sans drugs. Progress!
#monsterdon

i doubt that thing has 200 horsepower anymore

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Who wants to bet it ends with, "See, we should stop drugging all our men. Let's all live in peace with our enslaved."
😁 😁

"lol, you drug raped me, such larks..."

#Monsterdon

They left the lady, with no pants, behind.

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

Marg is fine, even this movie cannot dim Diana Muldaur's sheer attractiveness.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

I wonder what the <literally anything not in this movie> is up to

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

OH GOD IT'S EVEN GOT THE QUIPPY ENDING #monsterdon

"No thanks, Tiger."

🤔

#Monsterdon

John Saxon practised some with Bruce Lee, and it shows.

#Monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

So the moral is... don't drug your manslaves otherwise they can't defend your villa? I feel like this is a little muddled. #monsterdon

John Saxon has properly piqued Diana Muldaur's curiosity.

#Monsterdon #PlantEarth1974 #NowWatching

Bell sound? Really? lol!

#Monsterdon

I have one question.

How much dink could a wooddink dink if a wooddink could dink wood?

#Monsterdon

gong #monsterdon

quality dink choreography

dink dink dink dink dink dink dink #dink #allTheDinks
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974