DINK: “Is this Dink Extract organic and gluten free? Can I get mine with soy milk? Thanks”

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Wait, wait... I've had trouble paying attention because, well, this movie, but... is her name Barg ???

EDIT: Apparently it's "Marg" which... isn't a whole lot better...

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I feel that the costume designer for this movie should not have any second chances

Is “spirit” code for penis?

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yeah marg.....

I hope they have the Star Trek fighting music

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New fast acting dink juice, guaranteed to give dinks a bad trip. #monsterdon

"...don't hurt me, I'm tripping balls"

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Look just take your Robitussin like a big boy. #monsterdon

Cool knife

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"UGH, it's BUBBLEGUM FLAVOR D:" #monsterdon

Are you certain you saw him eat the gruel?

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I can't be tricked.

She literally didn't even actually look... Just saw the bowl and assumed since it was lower he ate...

I don't know anyone who is easier to trick...

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My wife is laughing uncontrollably.

Wasn't there a saltpeter subplot in the Planet of the Apes tv show too?

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So is the Aesop of this that Dominant women make the men sterile?

Oh boy Gene, oh boy....

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'dink extract'

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I was pretty bored for a while, enough to check off a Bingo, but now I just find this to be awful.

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>> "Gender stereotype, gender stereotype, gender stereotype"

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#monsterdon There will be a gay bar called "Breeder/Field Dink" and it'll just be pretty mucle twunks in hot-pants.

Oh thank god, Klingons. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Just give me a map dammit! I'll smack you up! JUST A MAP! Where's Duran Duran!?!

I get the sense that the exit strategy for this team was "eh, whatev" and that's turned out about as well as you'd expect. #monsterdon

Imagine a gender-swapped version of this

It'd be like Every Stereotype: The Movie

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Weirdly fash feminism, I notice they're all White....

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Please God, make John Saxon ask for more, please.

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This is reminding me of that worldbuilding post about matriarchal societies. Instead of reversing gender roles, you can have the society devalue things that are traditionally considered men's work, and value things that are traditionally considered women's work.

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Wait… feeding men makes them docile?

… huh. Not that farfetched really.

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Twelve Angry Dinks

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“Conduct yourself properly and I’ll leave your hands free tonight” that’s what SHE said! No literally she said that it’s like every line is a double entendre. #monsterdon

EAT THE OATMEAL OF FORGETFULLNESS! #monsterdon

Robert Heinlein had a story that involved something similar. "Citizens" were all armed, and could challenge each other to duels.

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That doesn't look like hummus to me, spit it out Dylan!

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#monsterdon We’ll have him tested, his electronic clap card makes boop boop sounds, he’s free of the clap! NOT A KOALA!

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Ah, the old made for television pauses.. with swelling music and fade-outs..

3 dinks and a twink.

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Wait, what the... Did it just do a commercial break? T-they know this is a movie, right?

(I guess it was a "made for TV" movie then? But was it? I don't even know anymore...)

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aw, no commercials?

i mean, I could really use a break right about now

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@davesdogmaggie Women be shopping… amirite dinks?!

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[harp music plays in distance]

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"Don't eat the food!"

So we're in England then?

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"they made me watch several B-Movies...."

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🎶Just the two of us… you and I

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I feel like "dosing the prisoners' food" is something that is maybe happening right now in our timeline..

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Every time someone says dink you have to drink. It’s the rules.

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“Whoever you were, you are a Dink now”

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he was a shrinky-dink
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@skatem Two years before - so Lucas might have borrowed from this scene.

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#monsterdon DINK... Double-Income-No-Kids! They're all queer! YAY!

For being a dink in a tight jumpsuit I'm not seeing much dinkage. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oooh! The authors thinly veiled fetish... gelding... Oh, Hi Gene... noticed ya there…

Princess Leia put on a bit of weight.

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Diana Muldaur and John Saxon both had good screen presence and could be good in things

shame they're in this

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[insert joke about horse boys here?]

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#monsterdon Oh my goodness, that's Diana Maldaur, Doctor Pulsaski! Hee hee hee…

“Led by the neck, whipped by a hottie in a red crop top… thank god I was suspended all those years” #monsterdon

I've been watching a lot of telenovelas recently, and that was a RESPECTABLE slap.

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Janet Margolin is rocking the Dorothy Hamill cut. I remember when it was all the rage. I had one, too.

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IS THIS A BECHDEL PASS #monsterdon #bechdelPass

Eff yeah!! Dr. Polaski's the slaver! #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Dylan Hunt is so turned on right now...

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Well I think we alp know what Roddenberry was into… #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Future horses

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very bad is when plow

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What do YOU know of the women of Ruth?

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You can see the character of Dylan Hunt was written with Shatner in mind...

"Bound and led in by the neck"

There's the fetish, he's waited two centuries for this...

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"Women's lib, or women's lib gone mad?" Nobody else is gonna get that centuries-old comment, dude.

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Raban? He's not a doctor, he's a corsair.

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@diazona Isiah: That vehicle is from your century? It must be built… (turns to camera) … Ford Tough. #monsterdon

"strange Amazon society...."

here we go

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I could sure go for a subshuttle right about now, with olives and peppers

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So they don't have airplanes in the future?

Seems legit.
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The Savage?!?
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He's gonna cast Cure Light Wounds.

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oh dear
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The "savage" is worringly native-american coded. Great job gene. #monsterdon

Janet Margolin played Woody Allen's wife/ex in both Take the Money and Run (1969) and Annie Hall (1977).

She's also terrific in Jonathan Demme's Last Embrace (1979) , which is also on Tubi. It's a neo noir with a score by the great Miklós Rózsa.

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[praying in native language]

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Majel Barrett sighted.

Would it have been too on the nose to spell it Krieg?

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You'd see the ads for these as kids and you'd know. You'd hope, because they'd make a good one on accident every so often, but you knew it was going to suck ass. Hard. #monsterdon

See? Public transit saves lives!

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Gene Roddenberry doing some very William Shatner-esque fight scenes

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I broke the gun instead of using it for defense, to demonstrate my advanced peaceiosity. #monsterdon

Love how things still work after 200 years, clearly not our timeline...

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@Lazarou space:1999's greatest achievement was making professor bergman look passable in a space onesie

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"Constructed 1992"

the distant future

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70s cars last forever. You heard it here.

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"Due to time travel I have accidentally become my own grandfather; this is all because of an accident with the time machine and an unplanned encounter with Michael Ironside."

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Sure, just throw away the expensive fancy gun that stopped working...

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#monsterdon Reminder to all AMAB: If you're old enough to remember watching this please schedule your fourth colonoscopy tomorrow morning

#monsterdon Oh man, Fury Road with no OSHA rules

Man, that was one weak pew, pew, pussssshhh.

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Pew! Pew!

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#monsterdon MAGA, i mean kreegs

PEW PEW #monsterdon

#monsterdon Logan's Run!!! I love it, proteins from the sea!

Why is he talking into his Sony Walkman?

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loving the phaser he's got, so dainty

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gonna put all my calls in one post

calls:

not calls:

pending calls:

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Hold on... didn't Buck Rogers also get lost in space and time? Ok, who robbed who? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿