thanks to our hosts and all participants, have a good night.
don't let the dinks get ya down ✌️

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Fortunately we still have time to make sure THAT NEVER BECOMES THE FUTURE

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! Now time for More Mothra, otherwise see you next week....

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The real monster was the fucking writer.

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Why did the music "Suk"?
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Not the worst setting, but definitely a bad intro story for it.

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#monsterdon well that was certainly about an hour and 12 minutes.

What happens when Gene Roddenberry writes his own Star Trek fanfic? Planet Earth (1974), that’s what.

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At least it was short

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LMAO they put in the "of all the movies in the world this was one of them" at the end *themselves* #monsterdon

That was horrible.

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#monsterdon only men can fight, women get tired too fast, men fight fight much

Majel B

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And back at the community college!

Lurch got laid off screen. Why couldn't we have followed him?
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never speak to me of john saxon again

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@Rozzychan Good(?) news, the car uses biofuels!

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Didn't they reuse some of those fx scenes in Battlestar Galactica (1979)?

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fuck you, gene

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"The 22nd century! A reborn Planet Earth! A slate of new adventures! THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THEM"

the end

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#monsterdon so many bad wigs... On the men.

Love how Saxon walks off with the DIRTIEST smile like he'd just had everyone play out his erotic fiction for him...

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Time to dink off into the sea

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why is he from the 20th century? what did that add to any of this? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 fortunately they're very slow with their weapons

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That stationwagon has had a hard life.

Megaspock to the rescue! #monsterdon

"lol, you drug raped me, such larks..."

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And the magas were set upon by dinks
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Did she just knock herself.out by bumping into a car? #Monsterdon

dink-on-dink combat

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Damn. That ... fighting ... uhh ...

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I keep thinking I can’t cringe anymore, and then — #Monsterdon

My gosh, this fight is even worse than before
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We want Secret! Is strong enough for man but Ph balanced for mutant! #monsterdon

Now that guy looks like a proper dink. #monsterdon

Oh! The plot! I forgot we had one of those

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Kirk only wishes he could be as chauvanistic as Dylan Hunt.

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Oh good? The Klingons are here? Grape flavored Klingons.
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This is not how Stonewall went down....

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#monsterdon not feminism or mens rights but equalism he really just went there

meanwhile, in Stalag 17

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You know, I think maybe it would have been better to just let the best tailor in Pax have a go at the arterial grafting. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon Come... come along... come upstairs... **cough** ha ha!

@JoeWynne 😬

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Watching this movie, I wish I had some of that gruel that dulls your senses.

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We have seen into Roddenberry's mind and have seen Jeffery Epstein's hell

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so, how much of this shitshow is left again?

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please let's get back to the heart surgery emergency

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"Dink to me only with thine eyes."

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(Not gonna top that one.)

I had a prior engagement so I missed #monsterdon, but based solely on my followers' posts, the movie does not go well, Enterprise.

"I was also trained to reach the back of your neck. With my tongue. Through your mouth."

🤢

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This somehow is getting more inappropriate by the scene.
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This sort of thing is so much sexier when Leonard Nimoy is trying to tempt a Romulan commander, you know that #Monsterdon

She's falling for "the techniques" 😆

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Nooooo! Please don't! You need to tie me up first! #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

They ship the gruel AFTER they cook it? That’s just… that’s just silly. My suspension of disbelief is shattered. #monsterdon

Gross, that wine is not wine colored. #monsterdon

BLINK BLONGG

(whimsy intensifies)

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14 women, 41(?) children in 5 years, that's what about 3 kids each? In 5 years? Tight but doable I guess. Though someone is going to be changing a lot of nappies.

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"But Mistress, the males in my country are trained from a young age in certain skills - a certain dink-jitsu"

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GROSSSSSSSSS STOPIT STOPIT STOPIT

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@moira innit? #MOnsterdon

“Well sometimes one wife would help another wife. In my society we call it “hand stuff.”” #monsterdon

#monsterdon Come on tubi. The ads are getting longer.

Damn it she has ham! Ham is my kryptonite. #monsterdon

Mmm, gruel wagons.

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CHEERLEADER! SO AND SO! WHAT'S HER FACE! THE UGLY ONE!

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"female psychology"

fuck you, gene

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"Yes, he is a handsome devil, isn't he?"

(He's not handsome in the least)

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"Yes, he is a handsome devil." Spoken with the sincerity of a used car salesman.

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#monsterdon Welp, the #SuddenStringSection is here.

"What? You mean a dink swap?"

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My new catchphrase

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@Lazarou Yes, but then it would be NC-17 or something

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STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR DINKS #Monsterdon

"This Dink may just have a surprise for her"

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An anti-dink-idote for my a dink-a-doodle-doo.

Fear Fascination Syndrome was my Nirvana cover band in the 90s

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#monsterdon "This Dink has a surprise for her!"

gene was fucked up lol

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Now's a good time to remind everyone that Roddenberry also wanted to make Harry Mudd series.

Really.

Yeah.

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Fear Fascination Syndrome?!?!?!

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Those drugs they cooked up in the 60s...

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She was in the middle of taking advantage of him

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I'm really not sure this counts as consensual on either side #monsterdon

Yep. That's Roddenberry alright.

We have literally had zero setup on how these two are apparently suddenly in love. They just... are... Probably because his shirt got ripped.

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EYES DOWN!

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"I'm not drugged, I just like it here"

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That's such a Star Trek kiss...

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“Guys I’m telling you this Planet Earth show is gonna be even bigger than Star Trek. Instead of spaceships, it has subway tunnels. Instead of writing, it has this stuff I found outside on the sidewalk…” #monsterdon

okay but does this movie at least pass some sort of like... inverse bechdel test?

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"The human male is an unstable creature."

Something we can all agree on!

you just take whatever a dink offers you huh

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chores make it bingo #Monsterdon

They take great pride in their work, their responsibilities.

I'm literally not seeing one single individual sign of anyone actually feeling anything remotely resembling pride in this scene.

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@ottaross Technically yeah, maybe so, but it just feels wrong

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Does that dinkjuice cause uncontrollable squinting, or is that just the director's notes for all the drugged male actors? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

What are "intelligent features"? You know what, I already know and I don't like it. #monsterdon

She said the magic words.
I'm sure we will see some male dominance coming
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Anyone else think Gene Roddenberry had a sissyfication and/or domination fetish? o_O #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974