cover those dinks please

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This movie is so bonkers, and yet it continues.

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Yeah, no, Roddenberry, I don't think this'll be picked up for a series, man. Sorry

(get help, please.)

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@crowbriarhexe lol, I do now.

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🎶 "The doggone dink is mine"🎶

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who is this space lady and man and what are they doing here again? #monsterdon

Honestly, the thing that's bothering me the most is that in a female-controlled society, they are wearing burlap and macrame. Blech

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I do like dominant Diana Muldaur, though

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The question is, how do they extract it and from which organ?

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Good thing the Dink Extract doesn't mess with his hair.

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@wohali
She's always on my Bingo card.

@cherizilla

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tbf making your men afraid of you is not going to help with the breeding, it's not how that part of the body works....usually...

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I hope we get a proper monster (other than Roddenberry) #monsterdon

"Strapped down, and women and fighting with knives....A+++ resort will come again!"

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She bonked that Dink! Bonked him good.

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DINK EXTRACT??!

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and now the director's barely disguised adaptation of a plot from his other show about aliens to earth for some fucking reasons

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If they wanted to kill you there's a lot easier ways to do it than poison your food, #monsterdon

Can't these guys just form GWAR or something

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@saucerlost thanks you made me snort my wine
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Weirdly fash feminism, I notice they're all White....

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Death by snu snu?

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Dylan is the only one manly enough to withstand five agonizing minutes of women being mean to him. #monsterdon

I noticed these future men never grow whiskers. #monsterdon

How long have Californians been dreaming of a hyper speed train to unite the world? One train to rule them all! ✊️

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isiah and baylok, us after we finish this movie.

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“Was there anything about this particular dink we’d remember?”
“Well, he wasn’t circumcised.” #Monsterdon

@skatem Two years before - so Lucas might have borrowed from this scene.

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I do like Granny Leia's outfit, though. Very 70s.

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@Taweret you broke... MY GRILL?? #monsterdon

GEEZ he just won't shut up no matter what! 😬

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#monsterdon Dinks die by snu-snu!

they're going to be saying 'dink' a lot, aren't they

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A dink? Did I hear that right?

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It's almost as if Gene learned nothing from Star Trek...

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@paco If I'm reading this right it's that they don't want to.

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Princess Leia put on a bit of weight.

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Just strip him and lets make it that kinda movie. #monsterdon

Ok. Let me get this straight: in the 22nd century there's a whole society that uses men to do brute labor because they don't know how to train horses to do it? Did he just suggest that teaching them how to train horses would solve the problem?

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#monsterdon Hey team? I kind of lost the main guy in a fight.

@flowerpot lol, innit? I knew he was Poly, but this is a whole other thing! #Monsterdon

lotsa whips cracking
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I'm glad this isn't a Star Trek episode

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@Taweret I'll help.

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Definitely a fetish film. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Whoa, is that Dr. Pulaski?

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Future horses

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What do YOU know of the women of Ruth?

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Vanilla Conan and I will crush our enemies and hear the lamentations of the women's lib gone mad

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@saucerlost @bryanhowell If only that closed course could be a closed timelike path

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We’re looking at a “sub shuttle” incidence over/under of 50 tonight. #Monsterdon

"Woman's lib............or women's lib gone mad!"

Perfect line, perfect delivery

The doctor wants to be a Sub, that's why he left, Accept his choices

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That building looks weirdly familiar, but I think it might just be something about generic 60s/70s "modern" attempts on academic campuses?

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@diazona Isiah: That vehicle is from your century? It must be built… (turns to camera) … Ford Tough. #monsterdon

"strange Amazon society...."

here we go

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why does this extra-blond man look like he's badly dubbed???

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ME: Can we watch Battle Beyond The Stars?

MOM: No! We have Battle Beyond The Stars at home!

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Saxon is like if Shatner and Bakula and Christopher Walken were in a transporter accident #Monsterdon

What fabulous building complex did they film this in, looks familar?

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why did that need to be a zoom call

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I kinda want to travel around the world on a sub shuttle, but in some socialist utopia, not a half arsed oligarch's toy

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No good sir, the shaft is filled with Treasure Trolls and Slap Bracelets

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An anachronistic (?) John Saxon appears!

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"Auto-mo-beels" #monsterdon

"This narration brought to you by the fact that nobody in the 1970s wanted to do actual pilot episodes anymore because of syndication." #monsterdon

48 fuckin' seconds to "savagery"

[low whistle]

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Big Logan's Run energy with that tube transit thing. #monsterdon

That's priceless ancient architecture Mothra! Don't destroy the ziggurat!
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A HARPSICHORD DOESN'T STRIKE, IT PLUCKS MY GOD

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Indiana Jones ass pyramid traps.
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Water puppy has shoulder canons? Is it part Blastoise?
It can fly now!?
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“A thousand new adventures” would have been possible, if only this hadn’t been the first of them 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Under the water is the ziggurat I always try to make in Minecraft.
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@emma he's really bad and understanding texts so it's horribly plausible #Monsterdon #ElonMusk

"Let the savage pray".

Yikes.

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@CactuarJoe @yatsu a pro and a gentleman.

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And #Monsterdon groaned a collective, "Jesus..."

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@jonny @Taweret As horribly ineffective I may be as a person during a typical day, at least I was not that movie. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@diazona @Lazarou @Taweret At least the Bee movie wasn’t boring.

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One pedantic thing I always wonder about in post-apoc fiction :

It's neat that they converted the cars to wood-gas. It's pretty much the only automobile fuel that you could realistically manufacture off-grid.

But ... where did they get the vulcanized rubber for the tires?

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A tribble with eyes
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@bunnyhero @bk1e @LingLass @diazona #Monsterdon got shooters out here 🫡

@moira dude needed money, it's a business like any other 🤷‍♂️ #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

More like "dipped in used other kind of lubricant"

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Thanks to @Taweret for this week's fine example of a failed TV pilot! With dinkage, even (dink! dink!)

No coffee. No smoking. A number of weak Sci-Fi cliches. High ick factor. Dinks. Lurch in a wig as a bargain-basement Beastmaster.

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@bk1e @bunnyhero Either that's what it looks like when there are no ratings or it's, like, one person who rated it as a troll

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#monsterdon Majel Barrett was in this movie too, I could have sworn I heard her voice! Ha ha!

John Saxon just hit a guy with his own back, wow.

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@strangefour Eh, only half of the acting. #Monsterdon

@strangefour @CactuarJoe Was it though....

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@jivens #monsterdon

"OK, I have another idea: there's a protest, and Kendall Jenner hands a cop a can of Pepsi!"

I need a damn sonic shower after that. #monsterdon

Tubi thinks I should watch Babylon 5 next. hrm...

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looking forward to the dinking wordcloud tomorrow 😆

dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink
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thanks to our hosts and all participants, have a good night.
don't let the dinks get ya down ✌️

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Fortunately we still have time to make sure THAT NEVER BECOMES THE FUTURE

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! Now time for More Mothra, otherwise see you next week....

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The real monster was the fucking writer.

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Why did the music "Suk"?
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Not the worst setting, but definitely a bad intro story for it.

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#monsterdon well that was certainly about an hour and 12 minutes.