I'm glad this isn't a Star Trek episode

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@Taweret I'll help.

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Definitely a fetish film. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Whoa, is that Dr. Pulaski?

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Future horses

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What do YOU know of the women of Ruth?

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Vanilla Conan and I will crush our enemies and hear the lamentations of the women's lib gone mad

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@saucerlost @bryanhowell If only that closed course could be a closed timelike path

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We’re looking at a “sub shuttle” incidence over/under of 50 tonight. #Monsterdon

"Woman's lib............or women's lib gone mad!"

Perfect line, perfect delivery

The doctor wants to be a Sub, that's why he left, Accept his choices

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That building looks weirdly familiar, but I think it might just be something about generic 60s/70s "modern" attempts on academic campuses?

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@diazona Isiah: That vehicle is from your century? It must be built… (turns to camera) … Ford Tough. #monsterdon

"strange Amazon society...."

here we go

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ME: Can we watch Battle Beyond The Stars?

MOM: No! We have Battle Beyond The Stars at home!

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Saxon is like if Shatner and Bakula and Christopher Walken were in a transporter accident #Monsterdon

What fabulous building complex did they film this in, looks familar?

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why did that need to be a zoom call

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I kinda want to travel around the world on a sub shuttle, but in some socialist utopia, not a half arsed oligarch's toy

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No good sir, the shaft is filled with Treasure Trolls and Slap Bracelets

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An anachronistic (?) John Saxon appears!

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"Auto-mo-beels" #monsterdon

"This narration brought to you by the fact that nobody in the 1970s wanted to do actual pilot episodes anymore because of syndication." #monsterdon

48 fuckin' seconds to "savagery"

[low whistle]

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That's priceless ancient architecture Mothra! Don't destroy the ziggurat!
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A HARPSICHORD DOESN'T STRIKE, IT PLUCKS MY GOD

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Indiana Jones ass pyramid traps.
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Water puppy has shoulder canons? Is it part Blastoise?
It can fly now!?
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“A thousand new adventures” would have been possible, if only this hadn’t been the first of them 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@emma he's really bad and understanding texts so it's horribly plausible #Monsterdon #ElonMusk

@jonny @Taweret As horribly ineffective I may be as a person during a typical day, at least I was not that movie. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@diazona @Lazarou @Taweret At least the Bee movie wasn’t boring.

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A tribble with eyes
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@moira dude needed money, it's a business like any other 🤷‍♂️ #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

More like "dipped in used other kind of lubricant"

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Thanks to @Taweret for this week's fine example of a failed TV pilot! With dinkage, even (dink! dink!)

No coffee. No smoking. A number of weak Sci-Fi cliches. High ick factor. Dinks. Lurch in a wig as a bargain-basement Beastmaster.

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@bk1e @bunnyhero Either that's what it looks like when there are no ratings or it's, like, one person who rated it as a troll

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John Saxon just hit a guy with his own back, wow.

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#monsterdon Majel Barrett was in this movie too, I could have sworn I heard her voice! Ha ha!

@strangefour Eh, only half of the acting. #Monsterdon

@strangefour @CactuarJoe Was it though....

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@jivens #monsterdon

"OK, I have another idea: there's a protest, and Kendall Jenner hands a cop a can of Pepsi!"

I need a damn sonic shower after that. #monsterdon

Tubi thinks I should watch Babylon 5 next. hrm...

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looking forward to the dinking wordcloud tomorrow 😆

dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink
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thanks to our hosts and all participants, have a good night.
don't let the dinks get ya down ✌️

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The real monster was the fucking writer.

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Why did the music "Suk"?
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Not the worst setting, but definitely a bad intro story for it.

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#monsterdon well that was certainly about an hour and 12 minutes.

What happens when Gene Roddenberry writes his own Star Trek fanfic? Planet Earth (1974), that’s what.

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At least it was short

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LMAO they put in the "of all the movies in the world this was one of them" at the end *themselves* #monsterdon

That was horrible.

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#monsterdon only men can fight, women get tired too fast, men fight fight much

Majel B

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And back at the community college!

Lurch got laid off screen. Why couldn't we have followed him?
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never speak to me of john saxon again

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@Rozzychan Good(?) news, the car uses biofuels!

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Didn't they reuse some of those fx scenes in Battlestar Galactica (1979)?

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fuck you, gene

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"The 22nd century! A reborn Planet Earth! A slate of new adventures! THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THEM"

the end

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#monsterdon so many bad wigs... On the men.

Love how Saxon walks off with the DIRTIEST smile like he'd just had everyone play out his erotic fiction for him...

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Time to dink off into the sea

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why is he from the 20th century? what did that add to any of this? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 fortunately they're very slow with their weapons

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That stationwagon has had a hard life.

Megaspock to the rescue! #monsterdon

"lol, you drug raped me, such larks..."

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And the magas were set upon by dinks
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Did she just knock herself.out by bumping into a car? #Monsterdon

dink-on-dink combat

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Damn. That ... fighting ... uhh ...

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I keep thinking I can’t cringe anymore, and then — #Monsterdon

My gosh, this fight is even worse than before
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Now that guy looks like a proper dink. #monsterdon

Oh! The plot! I forgot we had one of those

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Kirk only wishes he could be as chauvanistic as Dylan Hunt.

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Oh good? The Klingons are here? Grape flavored Klingons.
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This is not how Stonewall went down....

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#monsterdon not feminism or mens rights but equalism he really just went there

meanwhile, in Stalag 17

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You know, I think maybe it would have been better to just let the best tailor in Pax have a go at the arterial grafting. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon Come... come along... come upstairs... **cough** ha ha!

@JoeWynne 😬

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Watching this movie, I wish I had some of that gruel that dulls your senses.

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We have seen into Roddenberry's mind and have seen Jeffery Epstein's hell

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so, how much of this shitshow is left again?

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please let's get back to the heart surgery emergency

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"Dink to me only with thine eyes."

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(Not gonna top that one.)

I had a prior engagement so I missed #monsterdon, but based solely on my followers' posts, the movie does not go well, Enterprise.

"I was also trained to reach the back of your neck. With my tongue. Through your mouth."

🤢

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This somehow is getting more inappropriate by the scene.
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She's falling for "the techniques" 😆

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Nooooo! Please don't! You need to tie me up first! #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

They ship the gruel AFTER they cook it? That’s just… that’s just silly. My suspension of disbelief is shattered. #monsterdon

Gross, that wine is not wine colored. #monsterdon

BLINK BLONGG

(whimsy intensifies)

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14 women, 41(?) children in 5 years, that's what about 3 kids each? In 5 years? Tight but doable I guess. Though someone is going to be changing a lot of nappies.

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