@bk1e @bunnyhero our incredible Future World....

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@_L1vY_ there was a prequel

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064366/

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As with most stories involving slave-holding, we're only seeing the rich households who can actually afford to hold slaves and live in relative luxury.

It would have been interesting to see the poor women who can't afford slaves.

There must have been some discontent in that part of future amazon society, right?

There must have been a lot of them, since that's the only way the math works out.
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@nazokiyoubinbou @_L1vY_ ok well it didn't really work, kept cutting out. I had to swap to streaming on the phone and tooting on the 'top, which is much more forgiving to an unreliable connection. Successful un-prepped #monsterdon from an airplane!

Starro vs Mothra sounds like a good movie idea. How evil are these starfish though?
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@randy_s remake shitty pilots into modern epics! #Monsterdon

@diazona I think 'adventure' is perhaps pushing it. #Monsterdon

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Credits roll as the background characters play with a HUGE foam ball.

Well tonight's #Monsterdon wasn't giving us much to work with for a bit there, but then the dinks popped up, and we were back in business.

Enjoyed watching with you all.

@bunnyhero
But the sub-shuttle, remember how cool the the future train looked barreling through the tunnel.

#Monsterdon #PlantEarth1974 #NowWatching

No taillights. That'll getcha a ticket.

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Ah, so this was a semi-sequel to Genesis II, which explains why they seemed to have skipped a large chunk of the worldbuilding.
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#monsterdon Everything in this household is balsa wood. Even the dinks.

@goinfawr that's it! That's what they reminded me of! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It really was... #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Why is there a buttonhole in their speed suits? For a corsage for PEK proms?

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booooooooooooooooooooo #monsterdon

lol, of course they're all making out....it's the horniest Star Trek ever!

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This fight scene is dinking amazing!

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8 minutes remaining to i guess uh resolve ummm #monsterdon

Considering how randy this man is, he's not a regular dink, he's more of a, well, humper-dink.

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oh god ALL LIVES MATTER what a fucking tool

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they have said dink so many times that it has lost all meaning

oh wait except it never had never had any meaning

please just stop

stop saying dink

stop kissing

stop acting

stop

just stop

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@nazokiyoubinbou @thegiddystitcher Yeah it's definitely a contender

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please stop, Gene

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“You can never be sure about us dinks.”

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#Monsterdon #dink

I preferred Scotty getting that Kelvan guy drunk to steal the utilizer thing.

#PlanetEarth1974
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🤮 🤮 🤮 #Monsterdon

This movie makes me ashamed to be a human.

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@MindTGap

OK, to all of you saying that #Monsterdon is awful tonight, know that just reading your hashtag feed is quite amusing! Like, I may be enjoying this more than all of you who are watching it.

Good god how long are they gonna take to get Saxon back into tight pants

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She kisses like someone receiving CPR #monsterdon

His big scheme is "get her drunk, wing it from there"

Men...

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"oooohhhhh please don't" what a dink

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Poor Pulaski :(

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ugh do we need to see this

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When a Dink comes along, you must whip it.
Now whip it into shape, shape it up, get straight!
Go forward, move ahead, try to detect it, it's not too late
To whip it, whip it good

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@Axiom because she ran out of pineapple. #Monsterdon

she's not mad, just disappointed

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Those are some TNG "wine" jugs

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That's not how you do whip play...

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I don't think the people of this timeline want to hear about this Gene....

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One Dinkrection

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"ugly one"? He has top billing, and you're lucky you even had any lines. #monsterdon

the way this man said "this dink just may have a surprise for her" like it was some kind of good line

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lol, I don't think there's a lot of Female Psychology going on here, Projection though....oh boy!

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@paco you mean you need a dink

#Monsterdon #dink

#monsterdon I'm not drugged, I just like it here.

@levelbot (this post is about #monsterdon)

I don't think this qualifies as consent... #monsterdon

This is a Steven Seagal-level sex scene.

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😒

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oh right there is another plot, thanks for the reminder, I guess?

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This drug has more specific special powers than a badly written superhero. #monsterdon

Does this scene need to happen? Gene? really?

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@Taweret

We may all be white knuckling the second half.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

what a co-inky-dink!

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endinkification

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cover those dinks please

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This movie is so bonkers, and yet it continues.

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Yeah, no, Roddenberry, I don't think this'll be picked up for a series, man. Sorry

(get help, please.)

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@crowbriarhexe lol, I do now.

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🎶 "The doggone dink is mine"🎶

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who is this space lady and man and what are they doing here again? #monsterdon

I do like dominant Diana Muldaur, though

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The question is, how do they extract it and from which organ?

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Good thing the Dink Extract doesn't mess with his hair.

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@wohali
She's always on my Bingo card.

@cherizilla

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tbf making your men afraid of you is not going to help with the breeding, it's not how that part of the body works....usually...

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I hope we get a proper monster (other than Roddenberry) #monsterdon

She bonked that Dink! Bonked him good.

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DINK EXTRACT??!

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and now the director's barely disguised adaptation of a plot from his other show about aliens to earth for some fucking reasons

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If they wanted to kill you there's a lot easier ways to do it than poison your food, #monsterdon

Can't these guys just form GWAR or something

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@saucerlost thanks you made me snort my wine
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Weirdly fash feminism, I notice they're all White....

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Dylan is the only one manly enough to withstand five agonizing minutes of women being mean to him. #monsterdon

I noticed these future men never grow whiskers. #monsterdon

How long have Californians been dreaming of a hyper speed train to unite the world? One train to rule them all! ✊️

#Monsterdon #PlantEarth1974 #NowWatching

isiah and baylok, us after we finish this movie.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

“Was there anything about this particular dink we’d remember?”
“Well, he wasn’t circumcised.” #Monsterdon

@skatem Two years before - so Lucas might have borrowed from this scene.

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I do like Granny Leia's outfit, though. Very 70s.

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@Taweret you broke... MY GRILL?? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Dinks die by snu-snu!

they're going to be saying 'dink' a lot, aren't they

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A dink? Did I hear that right?

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It's almost as if Gene learned nothing from Star Trek...

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Princess Leia put on a bit of weight.

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Just strip him and lets make it that kinda movie. #monsterdon

Ok. Let me get this straight: in the 22nd century there's a whole society that uses men to do brute labor because they don't know how to train horses to do it? Did he just suggest that teaching them how to train horses would solve the problem?

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#monsterdon Hey team? I kind of lost the main guy in a fight.

@flowerpot lol, innit? I knew he was Poly, but this is a whole other thing! #Monsterdon

lotsa whips cracking
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I'm glad this isn't a Star Trek episode

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@Taweret I'll help.

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#PlanetEarth1974

Definitely a fetish film. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Whoa, is that Dr. Pulaski?

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