"Ladies, please stop fighting over me" said few heterosexual men ever

#Monsterdon

will the guy being scared and having his voice quiver and stuff telegraph to the audience that the food induces fear? nah we better have him say food induces fear a couple times just in case #Monsterdon

in case the audience has forgotten remember you are a MAN and that is BAD because we are a MATRIARCHY #monsterdon

okay you

you can't call them dinks

come on now

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Supposedly this pilot lost out to Planet of the Apes.

Good!

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They could have cast Gates McFadden and this would have been at least 5% better.

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I'm watching the version on #Tubi, does it start with just a voice-over describing John Saxon's Dillon reawakening? That's kinda lame.

Nice sub-shuttle train though. 👍

#Monsterdon #PlantEarth1974 #NowWatching

A planet where women evolved from men?! #Monsterdon

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I get the feeling all of Saxon's plans end with: "… and then I'll be bound and led in by the neck" *smirky face*

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"political correctness GONE MAD"

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That's it, that's the screenshot

"Women's lib? Or Women's lib gone mad?"

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"A Savage, a Saxon, and a Psychic walk into a Sub Shop...."

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"Let the savage pray." Yikes. As if Lurch cosplaying a Native American isn't bad enough. #Monsterdon

MAJEL BARRETT!

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Gene, I appreciate that Star Trek was kind of a once-in-a-lifetime kind of thing, but this ain't it. #monsterdon

Captain's Log, st-uh wait, shit, sorry #monsterdon

Hats off to @miru who used the trailer for the other planet earth on the stream.

(I was going to try to relieve the server load and watch on hoopla, but I can't find my library card on my desk and apparently never logged in to hoopla before?)

#Monsterdon

Bizarre savagery for some, advanced cities for others. #Monsterdon

I love the underground vac-tubes, where is that Future?!

#MOnsterdon

@uep @cherizilla well call it insider bingo but i personally am good for one if not two posts saying stuff is boring if i am not constantly bewildered #monsterdon

Hurrah for Nature and our Solarpunk future!

#Monsterdon

I got two words for ya

Spaced Invaders

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaced_Invaders

#Monsterdon

We have Godzilla at home. But he's completely aquatic.
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

Wow, I thought the little girl looked familiar. That's Hikari MITSUSHIMA! She's a hot item in these days, starring in those hilarious AU commercials, among other things. #Monsterdon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikari_Mitsushima

RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/115998868470993416

I applaud his audacity, the 70s were wild... #Monsterdon

The twin fairies' goth sister is back. With a better outfit.
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

@SnoopJ this was a BIG favour to Gene...
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We have ET at home?
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

@bk1e @bunnyhero our incredible Future World....

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@Lazarou @Taweret Honestly... nothing was concealed in that one

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@_L1vY_ there was a prequel

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064366/

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As with most stories involving slave-holding, we're only seeing the rich households who can actually afford to hold slaves and live in relative luxury.

It would have been interesting to see the poor women who can't afford slaves.

There must have been some discontent in that part of future amazon society, right?

There must have been a lot of them, since that's the only way the math works out.
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@nazokiyoubinbou @_L1vY_ ok well it didn't really work, kept cutting out. I had to swap to streaming on the phone and tooting on the 'top, which is much more forgiving to an unreliable connection. Successful un-prepped #monsterdon from an airplane!

I did manage a bingo out of this mess

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Starro vs Mothra sounds like a good movie idea. How evil are these starfish though?
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@randy_s remake shitty pilots into modern epics! #Monsterdon

@diazona I think 'adventure' is perhaps pushing it. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
Credits roll as the background characters play with a HUGE foam ball.

And by the way, Gene:
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Well tonight's #Monsterdon wasn't giving us much to work with for a bit there, but then the dinks popped up, and we were back in business.

Enjoyed watching with you all.

@bunnyhero
But the sub-shuttle, remember how cool the the future train looked barreling through the tunnel.

#Monsterdon #PlantEarth1974 #NowWatching

No taillights. That'll getcha a ticket.

#Monsterdon

Ah, so this was a semi-sequel to Genesis II, which explains why they seemed to have skipped a large chunk of the worldbuilding.
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#monsterdon Everything in this household is balsa wood. Even the dinks.

@goinfawr that's it! That's what they reminded me of! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It really was... #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Why is there a buttonhole in their speed suits? For a corsage for PEK proms?

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booooooooooooooooooooo #monsterdon

lol, of course they're all making out....it's the horniest Star Trek ever!

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throwing yourself into the guy's arms is in interesting fighting move

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I saw this fight in the Batman TV show!

This fight scene is dinking amazing!

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8 minutes remaining to i guess uh resolve ummm #monsterdon

Considering how randy this man is, he's not a regular dink, he's more of a, well, humper-dink.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

oh god ALL LIVES MATTER what a fucking tool

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they have said dink so many times that it has lost all meaning

oh wait except it never had never had any meaning

please just stop

stop saying dink

stop kissing

stop acting

stop

just stop

#monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @thegiddystitcher Yeah it's definitely a contender

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

please stop, Gene

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“You can never be sure about us dinks.”

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#Monsterdon #dink

I preferred Scotty getting that Kelvan guy drunk to steal the utilizer thing.

#PlanetEarth1974
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🤮 🤮 🤮 #Monsterdon

This movie makes me ashamed to be a human.

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@MindTGap

OK, to all of you saying that #Monsterdon is awful tonight, know that just reading your hashtag feed is quite amusing! Like, I may be enjoying this more than all of you who are watching it.

Good god how long are they gonna take to get Saxon back into tight pants

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She kisses like someone receiving CPR #monsterdon

His big scheme is "get her drunk, wing it from there"

Men...

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"oooohhhhh please don't" what a dink

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Poor Pulaski :(

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ugh do we need to see this

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When a Dink comes along, you must whip it.
Now whip it into shape, shape it up, get straight!
Go forward, move ahead, try to detect it, it's not too late
To whip it, whip it good

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

@Axiom because she ran out of pineapple. #Monsterdon

she's not mad, just disappointed

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Those are some TNG "wine" jugs

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

That's not how you do whip play...

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I don't think the people of this timeline want to hear about this Gene....

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One Dinkrection

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"ugly one"? He has top billing, and you're lucky you even had any lines. #monsterdon

the way this man said "this dink just may have a surprise for her" like it was some kind of good line

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lol, I don't think there's a lot of Female Psychology going on here, Projection though....oh boy!

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@paco you mean you need a dink

#Monsterdon #dink

#monsterdon I'm not drugged, I just like it here.

@levelbot (this post is about #monsterdon)

I don't think this qualifies as consent... #monsterdon

This is a Steven Seagal-level sex scene.

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😒

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oh right there is another plot, thanks for the reminder, I guess?

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This drug has more specific special powers than a badly written superhero. #monsterdon

Does this scene need to happen? Gene? really?

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@Taweret

We may all be white knuckling the second half.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

what a co-inky-dink!

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endinkification

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cover those dinks please

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This movie is so bonkers, and yet it continues.

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Yeah, no, Roddenberry, I don't think this'll be picked up for a series, man. Sorry

(get help, please.)

#monsterdon #planetearth

@crowbriarhexe lol, I do now.

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🎶 "The doggone dink is mine"🎶

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who is this space lady and man and what are they doing here again? #monsterdon