every billionaire is a dink

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@overholt It's probably about two pieces of clothing removed from fitting in there

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that Dinkum Thinkum

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"The males in my country are trained in certain practices that make us different"

"Practices? What are they? Show me."

"First I need access to PornHub. Let the gooning commence!"

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"Typical male vanity"

She's got us there!

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He only has 15 hours to live? I need a drink. #monsterdon

So, uh, Connor cured himself and just hangs out there enjoying things?

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Is this the only way gay men could be open in Gene Roddenberry show?

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Public Humiliation fetish....

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We've made you a ceremonial battle dress out of that blanket Grandma keeps on the back of her couch

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this movie would be pretty good if it didn't have any of its parts in it

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so like the theory of gender is that women are direct and small skirmishes establish a clear meritocratic chain of dominance, and men are bad because they lie and that makes larger wars and politics and whatnot. and then we have just a typically militaristic man faction that seems to be perfectly truthful just like lower gravely voices and sorta ugly looking. what are they setting up here exactly? #monsterdon

"Yes"

jump cut to mid-fight

what the heck?!

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excuse me all these conversations are still about dinks, the lengths to which this movie will go to avoid a Bechdel pass are astounding

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there's no way i'm getting "surprisingly good dialog" on my bingo card tonight #monsterdon

Remember when Space Opera had a really big thing for 'psychic powers' and how we don't really do that anymore...

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lol, imagine America reverting to slavery in the Future, imagine...../s

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"Planet Earth" dink/drink game:

Hear "dink" take a drink.

Also, vice versa.

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So far we've got a real "can they both lose" scenario on our hands

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@jonny What if the women spend the ENTIRE movie talking about men?

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Did his neck rope HAVE to be tied like a noose?

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This is just Walmart Star Trek #monsterdon

lame-o people use cars, cool kids use the subway, got it

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Majel Barrett and Diana Muldaur in the cast? #Monsterdon

Gene sure knew how to put a paunchy man in a tight uniform

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"Handsome racial mixture"

Do we have racism or exoticism (fetishization? I'm not sure what the term would be) in <30 seconds tonight?

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Oh no, kinda horny 1970s Gene Roddenberry This is gonna be bad

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holy hell we have native american exotification and space jumpsuits in the same movie, are we sure this isn't star trek??? #monsterdon

...LIONS in Albequerque? #monsterdon

"tell, don't show" - the big G, I guess

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#Monsterdon Super funny. #ChatGPT had a devil of a time separating Planet Earth from Star Trek. But once it got tuned in, it started dropping the funny. Here’s a quip: “It’s like Logan’s Run meets Footloose:
no one is prepared for how weirdly sincere it all is.” Yup. LOL. 1974… one year before me. GenX grew up in some really weird times. LOL.

@Lazarou @paco

In the future, Cybertrucks will be pulled by dinks

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I'm going to stare at the ceiling all night wondering if Elon Musk got the idea for Hyperloop, as well as his fucked up understanding of gender from this week's #Monsterdon.

@cptbutton I think they avoided making that one into a fetish movie.... #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @neia I think one of the few plus points of that movie was they kept it short.

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"This has been one of them" -- but no sequel, I assume??

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I don't recall the previous movie "Genesis II" being this bad, but I am not sure I should go check...

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The first guy down was the black guy, of course.

Kinda refreshing to see the rest of the plot spent disrupting reverse space-mormon's society just to find the doctor that could save him!

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Imagining the next station stop is a San Francisco and a Queer utopia with as many genders as it damn well like...1970s US TV Networks!

Also they hunt the Rich for sport.

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Well that sucked and was uncomfortable the whole time. :/

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This was so bad it made me forget the other bad stuff we've watched this year.
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“A thousand Monsterdons. This has been one of them.”

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I may be biased >_> #Monsterdon

So...

Their entire society is going to completely flip flop just because of one really really badly done fight scene? Like that's it? Just because of that?

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Wonder why this never got picked up for a full series

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@CactuarJoe

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#monsterdon 1974... “The sexual revolution is over, everyone out of bed.” LOL. Get out Gene… OUT OUT OUT.

Banging their heads together and making a bell noise has returned the concept of joy to my withered heart.
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Worst National Lampoon ever

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my dinks fought for me

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I know Kirk-Fu when I see it!

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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 gene roddenberry says: if you get someone drunk enough you might be able to get out of having sex with them

I love when the 20th Century man uses his automobile knowledge to save the Future

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Guns are fun to hold in a scuffle

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Hi.....KEEBA!

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"There's no secret. Well... double income, no kids, but no secret beyond that!"

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These guys in helmets are future MAGAs who have diverged biologically

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#monsterdon Well, apparently the #SuddenStringSection serves sexytime, not suspensetime.

Tall Dude has "rides horses" on his list of skills

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@wohali #monsterdon

Wu-Tang Forever

"Now tell....why do birds...suddenly appear?"

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"Peoples Lib" is like "All Lives Matter", right?

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Wait is that mirror Klingon embllem shaped?

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Oh, he's a boomer. Literally.

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SUDDEN CUT

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Rip Van Dinkle

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@flowerpot
Yes, the one where she turns into a lover, which is worse.

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"pussycat"

Oh just fuck off

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BY WHICH I MEAN KILL ME

SPARE ME FROM THIS MOVIE

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#monsterdon #dink

@Mikal it's terrible lol

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How is this not screening on PornHub? #Monsterdon

Dink and dink! What is dink??

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let's exchange dinks 👉 👈 😳

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"I'd avoid eating the gruel." From the department of redundancy department. #monsterdon

This is so romantic. Right? This is romantic right? Not disgustingly weirdly disgusting right? #monsterdon

He doesn't seem terrified so much as woozy

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Majel Barret called in on the marital aid. #monsterdon

"Dinks in the house!"

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#monsterdon behavior of women... As written by a man.

oh my god

DYLAN is the Kirk every shitty Trek fan thinks he is. #monsterdon

Males can be easily controlled by a Joe Rogan TikTok, don't get too puffed up

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The voice of the Enterprise is right! She's issued a proper challenge. Red Alert!

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You can just grab him by the dink

(sorry, sorry)

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My experience is that 20th century people can handle drugs more (survivor bias?), this is Dylan's strength...

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YOU'RE NOT MAJEL BARRETT

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Dink Extract: It's got what dinks crave!

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all dinks are bastards

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STARRING

John Saxon

AS

We Already Have Kirk at Home

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@jonny what do you expect from a society that learned to fight from Gene Roddenberry

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Ah the women are also Klingons I see. #monsterdon

Does anyone else hear that noise? It sounds like furious masturbating coming from behind the camera

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“Drug causes fear, fear leads to hate, hate causes suffering.” #Monsterdon

...how many gigs of ram?

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"Ladies, please stop fighting over me" said few heterosexual men ever

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will the guy being scared and having his voice quiver and stuff telegraph to the audience that the food induces fear? nah we better have him say food induces fear a couple times just in case #Monsterdon

in case the audience has forgotten remember you are a MAN and that is BAD because we are a MATRIARCHY #monsterdon

okay you

you can't call them dinks

come on now

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Supposedly this pilot lost out to Planet of the Apes.

Good!

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