@Rozzychan #monsterdon

according to IMDB it was filmed on UC Irvine. (I was thinking UCSD)

This is just Walmart Star Trek #monsterdon

lame-o people use cars, cool kids use the subway, got it

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Majel Barrett and Diana Muldaur in the cast? #Monsterdon

Gene sure knew how to put a paunchy man in a tight uniform

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"Handsome racial mixture"

Do we have racism or exoticism (fetishization? I'm not sure what the term would be) in <30 seconds tonight?

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Oh no, kinda horny 1970s Gene Roddenberry This is gonna be bad

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holy hell we have native american exotification and space jumpsuits in the same movie, are we sure this isn't star trek??? #monsterdon

...LIONS in Albequerque? #monsterdon

"tell, don't show" - the big G, I guess

#monsterdon

@Lazarou @paco

In the future, Cybertrucks will be pulled by dinks

#Monsterdon

I'm going to stare at the ceiling all night wondering if Elon Musk got the idea for Hyperloop, as well as his fucked up understanding of gender from this week's #Monsterdon.

@cptbutton I think they avoided making that one into a fetish movie.... #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @neia I think one of the few plus points of that movie was they kept it short.

#Monsterdon

"This has been one of them" -- but no sequel, I assume??

#Monsterdon

I don't recall the previous movie "Genesis II" being this bad, but I am not sure I should go check...

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

The first guy down was the black guy, of course.

Kinda refreshing to see the rest of the plot spent disrupting reverse space-mormon's society just to find the doctor that could save him!

#monsterdon

Imagining the next station stop is a San Francisco and a Queer utopia with as many genders as it damn well like...1970s US TV Networks!

Also they hunt the Rich for sport.

#Monsterdon

Well that sucked and was uncomfortable the whole time. :/

#Monsterdon

This was so bad it made me forget the other bad stuff we've watched this year.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

“A thousand Monsterdons. This has been one of them.”

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I may be biased >_> #Monsterdon

So...

Their entire society is going to completely flip flop just because of one really really badly done fight scene? Like that's it? Just because of that?

#Monsterdon

Wonder why this never got picked up for a full series

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@CactuarJoe

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Oh thank goodness, the character I had completely forgotten about is alright

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#monsterdon 1974... “The sexual revolution is over, everyone out of bed.” LOL. Get out Gene… OUT OUT OUT.

Banging their heads together and making a bell noise has returned the concept of joy to my withered heart.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

my dinks fought for me

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I know Kirk-Fu when I see it!

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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 gene roddenberry says: if you get someone drunk enough you might be able to get out of having sex with them

I love when the 20th Century man uses his automobile knowledge to save the Future

#Monsterdon

Guns are fun to hold in a scuffle

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Hi.....KEEBA!

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"There's no secret. Well... double income, no kids, but no secret beyond that!"

#monsterdon

These guys in helmets are future MAGAs who have diverged biologically

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#monsterdon Well, apparently the #SuddenStringSection serves sexytime, not suspensetime.

Tall Dude has "rides horses" on his list of skills

#Monsterdon

@wohali #monsterdon

Wu-Tang Forever

"Now tell....why do birds...suddenly appear?"

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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Wait is that mirror Klingon embllem shaped?

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Oh, he's a boomer. Literally.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

SUDDEN CUT

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Rip Van Dinkle

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"pussycat"

Oh just fuck off

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BY WHICH I MEAN KILL ME

SPARE ME FROM THIS MOVIE

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

She is right not to trust a 20th Century man and this why....

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#monsterdon #dink

@Mikal it's terrible lol

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Dink and dink! What is dink??

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Fourteen wives? For once me and Diana Muldaur agree. That is ridiculous. #monsterdon

let's exchange dinks 👉 👈 😳

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"I'd avoid eating the gruel." From the department of redundancy department. #monsterdon

This is so romantic. Right? This is romantic right? Not disgustingly weirdly disgusting right? #monsterdon

He doesn't seem terrified so much as woozy

#Monsterdon

Majel Barret called in on the marital aid. #monsterdon

"Dinks in the house!"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon behavior of women... As written by a man.

oh my god

DYLAN is the Kirk every shitty Trek fan thinks he is. #monsterdon

Males can be easily controlled by a Joe Rogan TikTok, don't get too puffed up

#Monsterdon

The voice of the Enterprise is right! She's issued a proper challenge. Red Alert!

#Monsterdon

You can just grab him by the dink

(sorry, sorry)

#monsterdon

My experience is that 20th century people can handle drugs more (survivor bias?), this is Dylan's strength...

#Monsterdon

YOU'RE NOT MAJEL BARRETT

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all dinks are bastards

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STARRING

John Saxon

AS

We Already Have Kirk at Home

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@jonny what do you expect from a society that learned to fight from Gene Roddenberry

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Ah the women are also Klingons I see. #monsterdon

lol, how she talked her way into a fight...

The man just paralysed with horniness watching the Women fight...

#Monsterdon

Does anyone else hear that noise? It sounds like furious masturbating coming from behind the camera

#Monsterdon

“Drug causes fear, fear leads to hate, hate causes suffering.” #Monsterdon

...how many gigs of ram?

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

will the guy being scared and having his voice quiver and stuff telegraph to the audience that the food induces fear? nah we better have him say food induces fear a couple times just in case #Monsterdon

in case the audience has forgotten remember you are a MAN and that is BAD because we are a MATRIARCHY #monsterdon

okay you

you can't call them dinks

come on now

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Supposedly this pilot lost out to Planet of the Apes.

Good!

#monsterdon

They could have cast Gates McFadden and this would have been at least 5% better.

#Monsterdon

I'm watching the version on #Tubi, does it start with just a voice-over describing John Saxon's Dillon reawakening? That's kinda lame.

Nice sub-shuttle train though. 👍

#Monsterdon #PlantEarth1974 #NowWatching

A planet where women evolved from men?! #Monsterdon

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"political correctness GONE MAD"

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That's it, that's the screenshot

"Women's lib? Or Women's lib gone mad?"

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"Let the savage pray." Yikes. As if Lurch cosplaying a Native American isn't bad enough. #Monsterdon

MAJEL BARRETT!

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Gene, I appreciate that Star Trek was kind of a once-in-a-lifetime kind of thing, but this ain't it. #monsterdon

Captain's Log, st-uh wait, shit, sorry #monsterdon

Hats off to @miru who used the trailer for the other planet earth on the stream.

(I was going to try to relieve the server load and watch on hoopla, but I can't find my library card on my desk and apparently never logged in to hoopla before?)

#Monsterdon

Bizarre savagery for some, advanced cities for others. #Monsterdon

I love the underground vac-tubes, where is that Future?!

#MOnsterdon

@uep @cherizilla well call it insider bingo but i personally am good for one if not two posts saying stuff is boring if i am not constantly bewildered #monsterdon

Hurrah for Nature and our Solarpunk future!

#Monsterdon

I got two words for ya

Spaced Invaders

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaced_Invaders

#Monsterdon

We have Godzilla at home. But he's completely aquatic.
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

Wow, I thought the little girl looked familiar. That's Hikari MITSUSHIMA! She's a hot item in these days, starring in those hilarious AU commercials, among other things. #Monsterdon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikari_Mitsushima

RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/115998868470993416

I applaud his audacity, the 70s were wild... #Monsterdon

The twin fairies' goth sister is back. With a better outfit.
#Monsterdon #RebirthofMothra2

@SnoopJ this was a BIG favour to Gene...
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@bk1e @bunnyhero our incredible Future World....

#Monsterdon