Jesus christ, it's finally over. Thank god. #Monsterdon

Gene. Gene I'm coming over there with a baseball bat. Gene, start running now while you still can. #Monsterdon

never mind the kissing is worse go back to talking! go back to talking!

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Nothing before has made me this mad at Gene Roddenberry.
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i am tremendously bored and with that i have bingo
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We are seeing SO MANY intertwined Roddenberry fetishes tonight 😳

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Presented without comment

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"the human male is an unstable creature..."

Can't argue with that.

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and now, a demonstration of why fight choreography matters

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⁉️ PLANET TRIVIA 🌍👸

How about those cranial ridges on the Kreegs, esp on the Commander? Similar makeup would be used Klingons in Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979). This started the new Klingon look that was NOT seen on Klingons in Star Trek: The Original Series.

But we don't talk about that.

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"dink extract" oh my gooooodddddddd

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That 1970s station wagon sure lasted a long-ass time to be their tank in whatever century this is

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If Gene lays it on any thicker I'm going to collapse under the weight 😩

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so wait if they're using psychedelic control, why all the emphasis on "training"

does training just mean food, is that why they said the other two were already trained

don't mind me, just imputing reason where there is none

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what *have* they done to these guys, hasn't it been like idk 4 hours or something?

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Frankly I applaud Gene Roddenberry in getting the TV networks to film his erotic fiction....

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I’m behind a bit, but “Women’s lib? Or women’s lib gone mad?” is a top-shelf terrible quote.

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Roddenberry was on some shit with this one.

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Dammit, John Saxon, I’m a doctor, not a mind healer. #Monsterdon

was audio culture just like different in the 70s and that pew sounded cool then because how in the fuck would you go with that PEW #monsterdon

so I guess instead of doing space racism we're just going to do earth racism

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Spouse watching the #Grammys2026 and me watching #Monsterdon and reading comments.

Made notes about the Grammys mainly from mostly just listening to them. Which made #PlanetEarth not as bad an experience as other viewers had.

@skatem

... Majel?

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@ricci SILENCE, DINK! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @yatsu I don't think J. Michael Straczynski ever worked a fetish into a TV pilot...as far as we know...

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@devilgirlbot/115998950321680279

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@nazokiyoubinbou @_L1vY_ but Genesis II suggests Genesis I and back to Star Trek we go

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@CactuarJoe Planet Earth was the worst script we've seen in a while. Even if it was competently produced and acted.
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@ramsey the two fisted punch is what founded the Federation! #Monsterdon

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Wow, that sucked so bad. And noone quietly sidled up to Gene Roddenberry and said, "Ya know, about the entire idea of this thing, the dialogue, the script, ... uhhh.. what the fuck were you thinking?"

What did we learn? They NEVER give refunds at movies. Thanks #monsterdon ers. Take care. See ya soon.

Dinks will be dinks

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Well that was a window into the mind of Gene Roddenberry, I hope the future Galactic Federation that is spawned from this world is fully aware of this....

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oh thank god that the surgery that we never cared about happened entirely offscreen and everythign is fine so now that the principles can leave #monsterdon

#monsterdon This is a strange story for a pilot episode.

I don't like overly explainy pilot episodes, but ... this show has an unfrozen man from the past ... and that had exactly nothing to do with the plot.

Was there more of that they cut out?

I'm at a loss for words. It's like an old Star Trek episode but way more so.

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wood-fired station wagon with 200 horsepower

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i sort of love the men as a sort of zergling swarm!!! #monsterdon

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so dr. whatever has like 90 minutes to live now, right

because we did an overnight after he had 15 hours and it was broad daylight?

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This is making me retroactively like Star Trek less #monsterdon

@ricci wait, wait. In college, a friend’s younger sister starting calling us “dinks” when bunch of us were at their place one Friday night, making pizzas, as, apparently, dinks do. After over 50 years, it all makes sense now. Thank you #monsterdon

how about we do enbies ruling instead

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how much dink would a dink dink if a dink could dink dink

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I wish David Attenborough narrated this

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God I miss Lurch so much. What's he doing?
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No Novocaine it dulls the senses

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can we please please please get these people to stop talking

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"I seem to feel something"

well, that makes half of one of us

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Even the romance scene is a creepy fetish 😬

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"14 wives?! I am inexplicable aroused and enraged!"

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"you can never be sure about us Dinks"

I am sure of several things about you, buddy

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This film needs more pegging.

I said it.

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you leave your dinks OUTSIDE???

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The mistake so much sci-fi makes is it over estimates how interested people will be in it just because it's 'futuristic'. They don't build any characters or intriguing story lines in favor of mostly garbage looking effects. Not always. There's been some good science fiction films....#monsterdon

@Taweret

The first rule of Amazon Confederacy Kayfabe is do not talk about Amazon Confederacy Kayfabe!

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yes they are all fighting over the virile man, looks how feminist we are

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Sotheby's needs to bring back fist fights.

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for the women watching, yes this is how the world looks to us dinks

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he's been roofied with dink extract!
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I did not have Horny Dr. Pulaski on my bingo card tongiht.

I blame @cherizilla 😄

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@aburka lol, calling themselves "the Confederacy" too...

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The thing is... there's nothing good about this... but the acting is the worst part of this

it's like they weren't even on the same sound stage for this

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i am sorry i just CANNOT take this movie seriously solely because of this man

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"Planet Earth" dink/drink game:

Hear "dink" take a drink.

Also, vice versa.

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i sort of forgot what the whole movie is about or why anything is happening but this matriarchy sure is taking a lot of time being hamfistedly established line by line #monsterdon

I always thought Zapp Brannigan was based on Captain Kirk but now I know better #monsterdon

He wasn't FEISTY enough to be a breeder!!

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"The name is Dork. Dink was my father."

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Oh shit, that’s Dr. Pulaski! #Monsterdon

"What ever you do, don't tie me up and peg me, I would hate that....very much....."

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@CactuarJoe

Lurch has got to be indigenous to *somewhere*

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BY GRAPTHARS HAMMER #monsterdon

I see, this is only set on earth because they couldn't afford to pretend to go to other planets

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Now, let's see what this is all about... #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

okay, confirmed: this is indeed on earth. neat.

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How much of this movie is kids wandering through a maze?
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#Monsterdon Super funny. #ChatGPT had a devil of a time separating Planet Earth from Star Trek. But once it got tuned in, it started dropping the funny. Here’s a quip: “It’s like Logan’s Run meets Footloose:
no one is prepared for how weirdly sincere it all is.” Yup. LOL. 1974… one year before me. GenX grew up in some really weird times. LOL.

@skatem one of those stools with the dildo in the seat.... at his mistresses' command

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The tribble with eyes and feet has healing piss... eww.
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Evil goths are cuter than fairies.
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@skatem

Same stuff as for Zardoz?

#PlanetEarth1974
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@skatem Ketamine. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It wasn't as heinous as Death Race 2000, I'll give it that. But Gene was such a lecherous old man, and it shows.

@skatem Whatever it is, he probably had to go to an alien planet to get it

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Honestly, if they had negative integers in ratings, this film would be one of the few and the proud in that zone

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Next up more 90s Mothra flavored wrong frogs
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Edit: Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's yeah fuck that movie #monsterdon

Wow this was some spot-on bullshit of a film! Thanks, @Taweret and everyone in #monsterdon this week for your great comments!

Gee. I wonder why they didn't pick this up as a series.

Note the lack of an actual question mark.

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ok cool after beating up the invaders it's revealed that everyone else has not been drugging their dinks anyway because everyone else has been able to fend off the orc guy shakedowns, and the men are now... empowered.. to do something... and we have learned.. to not drug the men, however slavery remains unquestioned, and ahhh uhhh #monsterdon

how many of these people do you think *consented* to have their name on this

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They all go poly in the next episode....

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wow, even the resolution of the surgery plot is totally limp and lame

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Worst National Lampoon ever

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@CactuarJoe more like "shitty shitty bang bang" #monsterdon

LURCH IS BACK! Fuck yeah!
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Action Saxon! Kick! Punch! With new kung fu grip.
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That’s how you punch Nazis.

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meanwhile, in Hawaii 5-0

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