@davesdogmaggie Ah yes... it sure is... #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Ah yes, horses exist, but human males pull plows. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Wimmin, am i rite, guyz?

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Is this what this film is really about?
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Dylan is only in this so he can be a sub.

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kink levels rising
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Oh, wow, it's just what I thought it would be. "Women's Lib gone mad." This sort of paranoid knee-jerk resistance to feminism still goes on today, but this particular brand was rampant in the 1970s. So far, this movie is just showing the limitations of Gene Rodenberry's "rpogressiveness." #Monsterdon

And now in the 75m relay slavery dash...

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Why can't they send an all woman crew instead instead of this kink play?

@Taweret besides some sort of problematic indigenous representation? I can't figure it out further than that. #Monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Green Acres

no wait that's an entirely wrong decade #monsterdon

this sounds like a really bad idea but fine
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Let's split the team!

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Ok, so it’s a fetish movie. Ok.

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Enslaved huite males should be on my #MonsterdonBingo card... but alas. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 ok yeah this movie is definitely just "gene writing some fetish material and convincing someone to film it"

This is a dumb, writer fetish plan. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

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"Women's lib? Or women's lib gone mad..?"

I'm sure it is technically possible to get cheesier, but it will be a challenge.

Look at those dinks!

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"bound, and led in my the neck"

yes yes writer's fetish

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That hairdo makes him look like he has a head parasite. #monsterdon

Gene. C'mon.

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Even the "savage" knows not to split the party.

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And if that doesn’t work, shoot to kill. #Monsterdon

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"Women's lib...
...or women's lib GONE MAD?"

Sometimes I know everyone will quote something but I have to join in anyway

ah, great, he's telling us the plot for the next part of the movie, now we can go do something else for like an hour.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

And where death by snoo-snoo is rumored to be a punishment. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Damn, I had to cut off Justin Beiber's slow jam performance at the Grammy Awards to join. 😖

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@ramsey

Why? What did they do to the Wilhelm?

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60 hours left, just finding Jonathan in that time is 1 chance in a thousand.

Making up random odds? I have no idea where she pulled that number from.

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@funkula This character has creeped me out since I saw it when it first came on TV.

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"Let's split up, we can do more damage that way."

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Women’s lib gone mad… mwaaahaa haaa!
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The vehicles are from the 1970's because 21st century cars didn't last

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Women's Lib? Or women's lib gone mad?

That's a dink question.

#monsterdon gee I wonder what women's social issue was at the forefront when this was made... Who can guess...

"women's lib gone mad" Yes Gene we know you've never been a subtle man, but c'mon. You can do better than that. #monsterdon

YES split up the team your half can die and the other half can survive

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#monsterdon Normally, it'd be sexist to choose operatives by gender, but if you're going into a territory controlled by Amazons that treats males as slaves, I recommend sending an all-female team.

The futuristic hospital looks like b of a HQ #monsterdon

Never split the party. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

@randy_s UC Riverside #Monsterdon

this is gonnna require some cinnamon toast, the struggle is real, afk but listening from a distance...

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#Monsterdon oooh sick burn on the feminists!

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"Women's lib gone mad!"

Killed by snoo snoo. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

@amyfou I mean that GONE MAD might be interesting?

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"Women's lib?" sneers obnoxiously "Or women's lib gone mad?"

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and i get to check the sexism #MonsterdonBingo space 🙄

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"Men are bought and sold like captive animals..."

*FOOTAGE OF A BULLET-SHAPED OBJECT PLUNGING DOWN A BRIGHT RED TUNNEL*

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And 'women's lib' is transcribed as 'women's lip'

a strange amazon society... should i pull out the sign?

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

I agree with the earlier sentiment. There's not "thinly disguised" about this writers fetish. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

#monsterdon seriously though what college/community college is this?

@RachelThornSub I saw it as something more Norse or like Conan the Barbarian.

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Quick to the away team shuttle!

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oh DO shut up

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Arterial graft doesn't seem that difficult. [Dunning-Krueger Effect intensifies.] #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon Kimbridge is now in a very complicated iron lung / hoover combination. //gurgle//

That's why I keep twitching.

Dylan Hunt was the MC in "Andromeda," starring Kevin Sorbo.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

This is seriously leaning hard into the whole jumping right in as if it is just part of a series that has already been running a while...

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"Women's lib? Or women's lib gone MAD?"

yes we are classy here in the future 🤦

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HE SAID THE LINE #monsterdon

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A 70s era halter dress in Pink.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 haha yeah i thought so

Wait, Balok? #monsterdon

I bet most of the budget went into building that shuttle bay. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

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Two weeks from a sub-shuttle station! I see that transportation hasn't improved.

It is therapeutic to record at least 20 minutes of exposition every day. #Monsterdon

"A man who could only find me this yellow unitard to wear. So, yeah, it's not all great."

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@Violinknitter They could have at least made a cursory attempt to claim that in 200 years "savage" means something better

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That pink dress tho.

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the pax council

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...The best of the 1970s?

...So they still have ABBA? #monsterdon

The guy who plays Isiah is Ted Cassidy, who also played Lurch on The Addams Family.

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lol they're spelling Pax 'packs' in the subtitles

and if earth wasn't your home, where exactly the fuck would you go?

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Flowers in pots is the future

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⁉️ PLANET TRIVIA 🌍👸

Roddenberry's previous pilot Genesis II (1973) did not get a series green light, so we'll see some reuse, like

the subshuttle and
The matte painting used for Pax (previously used for city of Terrania)

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Nonono! Flip ALL the switches! turn ALL the knobs! He's dying!
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ah, he's got a plastic bubble with tubes over it on him now, he'll be fine.

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Not sure if that's medical equipment or making cocktails?

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We about to meet our Bones? #monsterdon

is headband guy an alien or what's going on there

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You’re just gonna call him a savage in his hearing?

The earth may have healed, but colonialism sure as heck hasn’t #Monsterdon

i knew this movie would have some questionable politics but damn lol

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get that mustard infusion started STAT!

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Couldn't they just... walk down the tunnel to find them?

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let the-- wow, okay, remember when i said this couldn't be the worst?

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"I'm not John Hurt but I wish I was, because then I'd probably be in a better movie"

"THE SAVAGE" oh fuck you not!John Hurt #Monsterdon

Uhh, vulcan mind-bending for humans?
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Psychic sh*t instead of bandages for gun shots.

"Let the Savage pray!"

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oh look, bad "native" appropriation. in a roddenberry show. Shock. #monsterdon

Do not be racist albino Vulcan with flat ears!
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"praying in Native language" <--- AAAAAAARRRHGHPWHPREPIGHNVSW:P

shouldagone to the seven eleven
shoudagone to pick up some bread

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Lurch song!

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ugh, 1970s attempts at native inclusivity -_-; #monsterdon