Damn, don't have psionics on my card!

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

Gah! Magic man is coming right at us! #Monsterdon

This white dude’s not Vulcan. How can he do a mind meld?

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@TerryHancock The Queen...
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MIND MELD :blob_dizzy_face: #Monsterdon

you can tell by this blonde guy's complexion that have no sunblock in the future, that's environmental storytelling

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that's all very trekkish
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How many scifi properties is this ripping off? The Time Machine? Anything else?

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seriously those are exactly TNG series 1/2 uniform lines at the neck

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We have Spock at home... Spock at home just killed a man.
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psychic music!

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My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoug- wait, wrong show!

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#monsterdon thank God the pneumatic capsule has overstuffed leather couches

It's like Kirk and McCoy distant cousins.

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Fancy exploration team ship doesn't have anything resembling a sickbay? They have the guy on a couch in the lounge? I call shenanigans!

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good to know we don't have to go without a spock analogue.

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Lurch wears the headband of sincerity.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 my thoughts ... to your thoughts ... i am erasing your browser history ...

Spock this guy ain't :/ #monsterdon

Blond Spock. Block.

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Tall dude is actually wearing a wig, but he only removes it in private.

"No one must know."

#Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz TBH that's a better story

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Of course, Majel Barret is involved too...

[profound sigh]

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Maybe this is more Phoenix Five than Star Trek? Hard to say.

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Okay better late than never! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe he's dead, slim #monsterdon

Hooray! It’s Majel Barrett!

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The leather boots... is Lurch supposed to be a giant future Native American?
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#monsterdon the big blonde guy needs his own series.

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe tHe FuTuRe 🚀
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...Jesus, sorry I said anything. #monsterdon

Faux leather couches in *our* subshuttles! Finest Naugahyde!

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*psychic mumbo-jumbo intensifies*

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"with your mind" or with that fabulous hair?

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Planet Earth, or Starshop LOUNGE!

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Was that Majel on the comms? Couldn't quite tell #monsterdon

You know, I can't help but think their subsurface shuttles need...more security.

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Oo, dude's lookin' bad. Strawberry jelly all over his chest diaper. #monsterdon

@yatsu

Stops all those wrong left turns.

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This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it, we will not use it. (apparently)

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Sub shuttle or... HYPERLOOP?!

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Hi majel. I miss you. #monsterdon

A simple iron grate door will surely keep the surface worlders out!

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They're going to Black Mesa ...

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We have the

Symbolic

Shattering

Of

The

Gun

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Thank god for the subway
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Quick! Take cover behind the iron grating! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Keep calm, they are trying to kill us now!!! YAY! We're all gonna die!

He could have shot through the large grate door. I mean, a bullet could fit through a 2x2ft hole.

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Is this Part 2 of something???

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So we open on soldiers from the town of "Pax" (peace) fighting a battle

...I guess that would explain why he throws away his gun when he has the advantage on the other guy

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#StarTrek levels of choreography too 😆

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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 obligatory batman this is the weapon of the enemy we do not use it we do not need it meme

@amyfou@lingo.lol As best as they can. Alas.

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You know what this #Monsterdon needs?

A Gorn!

A dude in a lizard suit would spice things up!

When do the Aquabats show up?

#monsterdon

constructed 1992, just like me

nobody look into that

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This is really some classic trek vibes so far #monsterdon

the lack of soundtrack is kinda disturbing
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The mutants must be using Home Depots as their supply because they have a lot of gold paint for their helmets. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe PEW #monsterdon

Where’s Roger Korby?

#Monsterdon

lol "Constructed 1992"
It's from the future!
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oh cool they're going into the subway, that thing's loaded with ghouls

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#monsterdon hey no fair!! You're not meeting your LARP goals at all, you're just doing donuts in your truck! You're SUPPOSED to be capturing the energy crystals!

I forgot this was the pilot to a show Roddenberry couldn't get made. Probably not the best plot to lead with in the 1970s. #PlanetEarth #Monsterdon

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what is this foley guy doing

yep did a quick check, blond headband guy is Ted Cassidy. #monsterdon

That is not an impressive sounding gun - although I could think of a few advantages, honestly

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They're gonna have to turn that high pitched lazer down a notch, ow #monsterdon

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The gold helmets aren't helping much..

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Those rocks look kind of familiar...

why is the music wacky?

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At least the evil mutants are white

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#monsterdon I thought the advantage of ray guns is that they don't run out of pew-pews?

“Damn I’m out of lasers” #Monsterdon

He's got the chirp gun from Men In Black.

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Where's that Star Trek fight music we've come to know and love? #monsterdon

Why do they have fake fur spats?

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They never would have seen that obvious entrance!

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Good work Captain Kirk!
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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ PLANET TRIVIA 🌍👸

The University of California, Riverside has many cool "futuristic" architectural buildings, so most of the outdoor scenes were filmed there.

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This vehicle is giving Wacky Races #Monsterdon

I love how fights are in slow motion so no one gets hurt.

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The guns literally go "pew!" Refreshing honesty in sci-fi tropery. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

ah yes, we captured the woman. of course.

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how convenient for the props department that the krieg (?) vehicle used a late 1970s chassis

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haha he's outta ammo
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And jumpsuits. My god. #Monsterdon

pew

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#monsterdon this has some real 'me and my friends playing in the backyard' production values.

understand machines? yes. understand driving? Not in the least!

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Okay, I was kidding about the "is this a pilot" thing, but now I'm not. Serious Made For TV vibes. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

"Nice headband, man."

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#Monsterdon oh no cars survive the apocalypse #fuckcars

Note they are pacifists, or close.

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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 and that, kids, is why seat belts are important

"You rang?"

#Monsterdon