"Woman Blacksmiths?!"

Careful Dylan...

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y'know maybe i can deal with gelding this guy

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what kind of training, he says, as if every person in 1970 didn't know exactly what kind.

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"Dinks" #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

lol - those Dinks are aptly named.

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Look I don't mind if we're all wearing futurey onesies in 100 years, but can they please not be this hideous yellow and olive color?

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@apLundell@timeloop.cafe His pride's more important than the mission, clearly.

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I'm afraid your jumpsuits cannot save you now.

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This is just like how my wife won me.

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Every man in that pen is loving it....

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They’re looking for John Connor?

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Women of Ruth is clearly a bible reference, but Ruth isn't really about female supremacy? It's like "if the main character in the story is female that means it must be about female supremacy"? And like no, that's not the point of the book of Ruth at all.

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Wait, why is she a key away team member again?

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@jonny the conversation was about a man tho

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Dink theft is a serious crime!!

#Monsterdon, you know I think we should give this social order due consideration. Exercise, job security, women fighting over male captives….

"I subscribe to you principles. And newsletter"
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Great "Plan A" there, super smart suspended animation guy. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I can imagine worse fates than being smacked by Diana Muldaur #Monsterdon

gene had a kink didn't he

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John Connor probably got himself captured so the Terminators would come back and wipe out this whole movie

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@Lazarou I'm getting some "vibes" about what Roddenberry was into.

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#Monsterdon mess of a legal system apparently

and now we'll have some ladies fighting. jesus, Gene, just find a specialty store or something.

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So Dr. Polaski, Mr. Homn, who else we recognize from Star Trek TNG? #Monsterdon

Not really going to plan uh? I mean it was a bad plan so not shocking
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"and the horse you rode in on."

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Wow. This plan went off the rails even faster than expected. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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#monsterdon to be clear, this _is_ a slur, and not a slur for men, or for childfree couples...

"Eyes down!" you see the joke is because it's a reversal of "my eyes are up here" or some shit iunno wtf Gene

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Anal Training I imagine bub....get ready....

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Muldaur was a bitch in Star Trek, too

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@socketwench

But no Data to harass....

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She just doesn't like being stared at.

This also works on public transit.

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#monsterdon He's not really playing the role of slave very well.

Good grief, I'm sure these actors wished they never made this film.

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All those horses are just listening to someone off to stage left

Ruth woman teaches this uppity male his place

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Bitch fight!

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Eyes down! Ass up!

Called a confederacy to really hammer it home that it's bad? #monsterdon

OMG, the actress playing the "Amazon" tribe leader is the doctor in the first season of Star Trek NG.

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"Femdom is life." Society of Ruth

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"What do you know about the women of Ruth?"
"The babies are made of chocolate?"

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I bet Dr. Pulaski is no more likeable in this #Monsterdon

@emma Oh it is, Diana Muldaur. #monsterdon

@Taweret "alien, native american, same thing" - the 1970s

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@aburka The more I watch the more I think you should keep missing more minutes

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Eyes down Man Animal!
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Gosh, she's so young in this.

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the women of Ruth
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Diana Muldaur sighted.

"Eyes down!"

ok, sure *turns off movie* #monsterdon

Holy crap it's Pulaski.

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I've been waiting for so long to post this with a #Monsterdon tag...I hope everyone makes lots of Duran Duran jokes during the film. https://youtu.be/8NF6Qa84mno

Is that wrap dress…bouclé?

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You're such a beta, lady

SLAP!

So hot...

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they reused her outfit in zardoz

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OMG such beautiful horsies!!

The horrors of EYES DOWN from Pulaski!

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#monsterdon They have horses. Why use the men?

Oh! Diana Muldar

Dr. Pulaski, nooo

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@klu9 They used it when that guy was thrown off the top of the automobile thing.

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SAY HER NAME WRONG, PLEASE

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@Taweret Indeed. I'm sure Roddenberry wished he never made this movie.

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hard to believe she made it all the way into starfleet academy and became a doctor

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Doctor Pulaski isn't messing around

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"Do we need to adopt any kind of disguise?"
"Nope."
"Oh, okay."

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Doctor Pulaski? #Monsterdon

I get the feeling all of Saxon's plans end with: "… and then I'll be bound and led in by the neck" *smirky face*

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*Shot through the chest*

"Yep, looks bad"

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Meanwhile on the Planet Or the Ape Women... sans Apes we could not afford them
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alright, I missed a few minutes but hopefully it's a typical #monsterdon where that isn't a tragedy

"yes, bind me and bring me in. I promise I will not get any boners whatsoever" #monsterdon

DOWN WITH PATRIARCHY
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I don’t have “barely disguised fetish” on my bingo card, boo

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You know, he seems a little *too* into this plan.

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"No weapons and just one transceiver". Uh, shouldn't you have backup way to message your team from a potentially hostile area?

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DIANA MULDAUR?! #monsterdon

headband guy was Lurch on The Addams Family tv show

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@davesdogmaggie Ah yes... it sure is... #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Ah yes, horses exist, but human males pull plows. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Wimmin, am i rite, guyz?

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Is this what this film is really about?
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Dylan is only in this so he can be a sub.

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kink levels rising
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Oh, wow, it's just what I thought it would be. "Women's Lib gone mad." This sort of paranoid knee-jerk resistance to feminism still goes on today, but this particular brand was rampant in the 1970s. So far, this movie is just showing the limitations of Gene Rodenberry's "rpogressiveness." #Monsterdon

And now in the 75m relay slavery dash...

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Why can't they send an all woman crew instead instead of this kink play?

@Taweret besides some sort of problematic indigenous representation? I can't figure it out further than that. #Monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Green Acres

no wait that's an entirely wrong decade #monsterdon

this sounds like a really bad idea but fine
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Let's split the team!

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Ok, so it’s a fetish movie. Ok.

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Enslaved huite males should be on my #MonsterdonBingo card... but alas. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 ok yeah this movie is definitely just "gene writing some fetish material and convincing someone to film it"

This is a dumb, writer fetish plan. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Look at those dinks!

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"Women's lib? Or women's lib gone mad..?"

I'm sure it is technically possible to get cheesier, but it will be a challenge.