@cd0 It'll only be black blue and white to me (https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Esper)

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SIX SEVEN! #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

"I bid a ram!"

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I'm afraid of the largest word in Paco's word cloud tomorrow

dink

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"Look into my eyes!"

"No. You're ugly."

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He sounds like a self-help tape.

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They'll get to that...

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Dylan would have better luck if he didn't contort his face like he wanted to tear out Baylok's throat.

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Apparently when it comes to Dink's size matters sometimes #Monsterdon

"Concentrate on what's inside you!" "two bowls of oatmeal and a light bulb?"

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"You are not a pleasure unit! oh wait I'm not James Coburn" #Monsterdon

eyes up here mister 😏
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wut

@diazona bedroom eyes for sure

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"Look into my eyes!"

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"They... they made me read this script all at once!"

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I told you that blond wig was a mistake

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Dr. Pulaski had a wild gap year before being accepted to Starfleet Medical

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Every time someone says dink you have to drink. It’s the rules.

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Does he have some kind of 20th century immunity?

I think this conversation entitles me to check off "bedroom scene" on the bingo card

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kinda reverse Jeffery Epstein
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Wow they got caught fast. Good thing they split the party. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon He was incredibly hunchbacked!

The hair has a lot to do with it, but even that woman's face reminds me of Carrie Fisher's as Princess Leia.

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#monsterdon Dinks are masochists in our society! Take it! Riding crop! Whips! Chains! LOVE MUFFINS!

"I have a buyer interested in you. Her name's Morticia Addams." #monsterdon

Time paradox?!

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"...what happened?"
"You split the team."

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lol, imagine America reverting to slavery in the Future, imagine...../s

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Well, John, y'blew it. #monsterdon

Starting to think this "go undercover as a slave" plan wasn't especially well thought out #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! My God... #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

He should find this Jonathan Carter guy and it turns out Carter's just super into this and chose to stay.

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Was this dink unusually large or small? Did he look and sound like an asshole? Was he exceptionally mutated?

Costume design is all over the place and I am here for it!

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he's no Charlton Heston

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@CactuarJoe bold of you to assume any advertiser would pay for space on this #monsterdon

#monsterdon Damn, Diana was fine.

That isn't a question, John Saxon

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Dink is one of many euphemisms for the peen. So... #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

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this is totally what we'd do if we had power because we want to have to weird braid our hair every day instead of I don't know having a nice cup of coffee

Good lord dude, eyes down and shut up for five minutes maybe you really are a Dink #monsterdon

Guys in the 70s who were accidently transported to the future were always surprised at what they found.

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Y'think we'll get an ad break? #monsterdon

This looks like a scene shot for TOS. Same lighting colors... and back on location. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

@ramsey Tee hee! Yeah, she wasn't so popular lol. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

If he isn't a breeder, who not emasculate him? 🤣
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For a rule of silence they sure do carry on conversations a lot.

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GEEZ he just won't shut up no matter what! 😬

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That’s interesting, Princess Leia hair style before Star Wars.
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Teeth being good has far more to do with the presence of fluoridated water and dental hygiene than it does with genetics I think?

(there are some genetic components, I know of at least one person who has "incomplete enamel", but it's not the source of the majority of dental problems)

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So, the Starwars buns are popular here, I guess. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Dink dink https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-17-2015/Ir8Gqd.gif #Monsterdon

The Princess Leia we have at home. She's surly but tall.
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@moira

They must have *spirit*!

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i mean, he was a dink beforehand too, but i guess now he gets the capital letter D.

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Dinks should be protected and clothed, tho.

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Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's The Prisoner

....hmmm, nope. Still off. #monsterdon

@paco If I'm reading this right it's that they don't want to.

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Okay, wow, I knew this was gonna be rough, but… #PlanetEarth1974
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"Wherever you're from, you're a Dink now."

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#monsterdon The most efficient way to utilize slaves is to have most of them hanging around leading on a fence.

Has their ever been an attempt at a better-observed remake, like if the matrarchs got this guy to keep his gaze down by hitting on him whenever he makes eye contact

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These Amazon women may have a point.

If the only woman they could find is such a wimp.

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Double Income, No Kegels?

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Teeth are good. Eyes clear. Can’t lose.

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I guess he is going to put the William Wallace and free all the man.
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fucking breeders, am i right?... wait, they cost MORE?!

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Does her navel count as "Abs"?

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impossible drinking game: take a shot every time she says "eyes down"

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GENE.

C'MON. :/

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still taking about a man, keep trying

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It’s like a really weird Ren Faire #Monsterdon

Hey George Lucas copied Leia's hairstyle from his movie! #Monsterdon

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Now get a load of the Princess Leia dress!

that hair style is a trademark infringement #monsterdon

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Eunuchs as fat and lazy. Seems to be a weird prejudice to have? Well I guess this movie is all about playing to terrible stereotypes.

(note: I'm not in favor of any sort of involuntary castration, this is just a weird comment for the character to have made)

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Princess Leia buns!

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I think an SG1 extraction team would have been a more effective choice...

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I'm starting to think Doctor Pulaski isn't even a real doctor... This was her previous job before the Enterprise? Can we get a copy of that degree to double check?

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DINK
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Princess Lea hair! She has Pricess Lea hair!!!!!

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Is this a fetish film? This feels like a fetish film

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PRINCESS LEIA N... well okay

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no he was on the little bay with the white stockings before I think that isn't his horse

#monsterdon baring your teeth at a traumatized person, the 2nd rule in shitty movie first-aid, right after move the accident victim around a lot...

Look Pulaski, "shut up or I'll take your nuts" is not the best way to make friends and influence people #Monsterdon

Uh ... wait. Where did Dorothy Hamill's horse go? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

ting ting, I bang on the hearth all day 🎶

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Dinks? Dink dink da dink dink?
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i've been to WAY better renfaires

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Well, that went well, don’t you think?
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Wait, what is "geld" -- cutting off of scrotum?

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#monsterdon here we go, time for 🙌 DINKS 🙌

[Woman of Ruth whips DYLAN HUNT]
D.H.: 'I’ve never had that happen to me before…for free.'

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#monsterdon the future is all slaps and quips

I wish I could take this script and just finish it from here on out.

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