These fights are underwhelming

Back in the 20th century we knew how to have real fights

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and they have adapted cossack shirts for the dudes

Surprise spinnet!!

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No outsider female ideas, huh... they almost seemed less hostile to the male ideas

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🎶 "Ah, bitter dregs..."🎶

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I guess those are house dinks
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I need weird music on my card...

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@yatsu Oh I knew what was coming. #monsterdon

"Tested"?👀

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Wonder what test they give to a potential breeder?

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#monsterdon This is a strange way to run an auction.

You auction off one guy, and then tell them they have to buy the other one in the pair (which they haven't seen yet) for the same price?

"...wait, no one said anything about a test"

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What is that weird shaped breast pocket? Is this a Chekov's pocket situation? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe wise of you to make this in advance. (^_^)

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6,7!

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Jesus Christ, Gene. #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou I endorse this

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#monsterdon so far this movie is just remixed Planet of the Apes huh

*pfft* it's a second-wave matriarchy, nevermind

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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 hehe 6 7

#monsterdon or did you do this voluntarily?

oh ffs he's going to talk again isn't he....

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Is that a macrame shawl? Intriguing

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Lurch is worth his weight in lambs.
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@JoeWynne dink

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"It's your friend, Dylan"

"Buddy, we are work acquaintance at best."

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#Monsterdon barter system?

They *all* want him as a breeder... Death by Snu-Snu!

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“Both ate … the food” #Monsterdon

damn the food at Pax must really suck for them to switch sides so fast
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#monsterdon Does anyone here play "Death Road to Canada".

#monsterdon Everyone got captured Good going guys. Crack team you got there. 😜

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'heavy eye contact' ✅

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Saxon, much like Robert Conrad as JAMES WEST, really makes me appreciate Shatner all the more.

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DINKS

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six seven!? #monsterdon

@cd0 It'll only be black blue and white to me (https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Esper)

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"I bid a ram!"

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SIX SEVEN! #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I'm afraid of the largest word in Paco's word cloud tomorrow

dink

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"Look into my eyes!"

"No. You're ugly."

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He sounds like a self-help tape.

@apLundell

They'll get to that...

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Dylan would have better luck if he didn't contort his face like he wanted to tear out Baylok's throat.

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Apparently when it comes to Dink's size matters sometimes #Monsterdon

"Concentrate on what's inside you!" "two bowls of oatmeal and a light bulb?"

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"You are not a pleasure unit! oh wait I'm not James Coburn" #Monsterdon

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wut

@diazona bedroom eyes for sure

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"They... they made me read this script all at once!"

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"Look into my eyes!"

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I told you that blond wig was a mistake

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Dr. Pulaski had a wild gap year before being accepted to Starfleet Medical

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Does he have some kind of 20th century immunity?

I think this conversation entitles me to check off "bedroom scene" on the bingo card

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kinda reverse Jeffery Epstein
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Wow they got caught fast. Good thing they split the party. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon He was incredibly hunchbacked!

#monsterdon Dinks are masochists in our society! Take it! Riding crop! Whips! Chains! LOVE MUFFINS!

"I have a buyer interested in you. Her name's Morticia Addams." #monsterdon

"...what happened?"
"You split the team."

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Time paradox?!

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Well, John, y'blew it. #monsterdon

Starting to think this "go undercover as a slave" plan wasn't especially well thought out #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! My God... #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

He should find this Jonathan Carter guy and it turns out Carter's just super into this and chose to stay.

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Was this dink unusually large or small? Did he look and sound like an asshole? Was he exceptionally mutated?

Costume design is all over the place and I am here for it!

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he's no Charlton Heston

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@CactuarJoe bold of you to assume any advertiser would pay for space on this #monsterdon

#monsterdon Damn, Diana was fine.

That isn't a question, John Saxon

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Dink is one of many euphemisms for the peen. So... #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

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this is totally what we'd do if we had power because we want to have to weird braid our hair every day instead of I don't know having a nice cup of coffee

Good lord dude, eyes down and shut up for five minutes maybe you really are a Dink #monsterdon

Guys in the 70s who were accidently transported to the future were always surprised at what they found.

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Y'think we'll get an ad break? #monsterdon

@ramsey Tee hee! Yeah, she wasn't so popular lol. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

If he isn't a breeder, who not emasculate him? 🤣
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For a rule of silence they sure do carry on conversations a lot.

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That’s interesting, Princess Leia hair style before Star Wars.
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Teeth being good has far more to do with the presence of fluoridated water and dental hygiene than it does with genetics I think?

(there are some genetic components, I know of at least one person who has "incomplete enamel", but it's not the source of the majority of dental problems)

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So, the Starwars buns are popular here, I guess. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Dink dink https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-17-2015/Ir8Gqd.gif #Monsterdon

@moira

They must have *spirit*!

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i mean, he was a dink beforehand too, but i guess now he gets the capital letter D.

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Dinks should be protected and clothed, tho.

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Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's The Prisoner

....hmmm, nope. Still off. #monsterdon

Okay, wow, I knew this was gonna be rough, but… #PlanetEarth1974
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Has their ever been an attempt at a better-observed remake, like if the matrarchs got this guy to keep his gaze down by hitting on him whenever he makes eye contact

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These Amazon women may have a point.

If the only woman they could find is such a wimp.

@Ayyyydrew

Double Income, No Kegels?

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I guess he is going to put the William Wallace and free all the man.
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fucking breeders, am i right?... wait, they cost MORE?!

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Does her navel count as "Abs"?

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GENE.

C'MON. :/

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It’s like a really weird Ren Faire #Monsterdon

Hey George Lucas copied Leia's hairstyle from his movie! #Monsterdon

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Now get a load of the Princess Leia dress!