Ah, NOT!Klingons. Very subtle. #monsterdon
oh god are the head bumps a wellness grift
#monsterdon the 'civilized' people are worse than the 'savages'
Let's all speak stupid, commander-soldier-sir!!
oh sorry these are the klingons. nevermind. yick. #monsterdon
Some Klingons out of nowhere! #monsterdon
What the fuck is this? #Monsterdon
Sheβs got a point about men being vain seed carriers who lied and drove the whole world to destruction.
Yes, please do explain the movie again.
#monsterdon
Look at those dink helmets!
This is the war room for the aliens
Or, like, whatever, but I have moved on to this being Star Trek and they're aliens
I know you'll all be sorry to hear it, but @starkraving666 and I will be doing #monsterdon on delay because she works until about 7ish on Sundays now. So if my genius toots are out of sync, it's not me, its you. You're the one whose time is all out of joint.
supermutants got station wagons
In nature the female is always dominant.
You do realize that nature actually has a wide range of variance and there is no one singl-
And it just skips over that without a single word. Ok then.
That's some seriously overlapping guard coverage they've got there.
From now, when you refer to me, refer to me as a seed carrier.
ha! the next time i need to insult a man, i will definitely be calling him a vain little seed carrier. jesus.
That's the voice of the computer on Star Trek.
Do we think a wood panelled stationwagon will last 200 years?
Why would ecological collapse make these idiot Klingons? Did they crash land?
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βοΈ PLANET TRIVIA ππΈ
Dylan Hunt: the character that wouldn't die. He was the lead in Genesis II, Planet Earth, and later, Andromeda.
"Men use deceit and cowardice"
Well ...some do, this is true. Cannot argue that one.
Fam is getting radicalized.
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Planet Earth (as in the documentary series)
yeeeeeeeeeeeeesh #monsterdon
"We punch each other in the street, as God intended." #monsterdon
Oh that eugenics rag... #Monsterdon
@Taweret@timeloop.cafe it was so moist π
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
it is not lovely.
Eat your oatmeal, it's good for your sperm count
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also this is a very strange inventory of greens
Can I siiinnnng my question? <Gets shot>
Yuck! he spit in my porridge!
@aburka absolutely not!
That slop is making me want paper slurry. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
I watched Hell Comes to Frog Town last night. Done in a similar spirit sort of. #monsterdon
fuck you for making me listen to people eat porridge, gene
They did that auction scene so much better on Buck Rogers. He was even auctioned off by Dr. Shrinker.
I bet their softball team could trounce these wannabes. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth
This Pulaski origin story explains alot of her character in #StarTrekTNG.
EAT THE OATMEAL OF FORGETFULLNESS! #monsterdon
Wait so everything is fine once they see she is kind to children? Or at least wont enact violence in front of them? That makes zero sense since they clearly enforce their will by violence, I would expect children to be exposed to it from an early age and not shielded from it.
βPlease, sir, I want some more!β
In this society if you wrestle a women and get her in a submission hold she becomes your girl friend. Whut?
Lesbians is this true?
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
*meaningful zoom*
I don't want to know what kind of deal Roddenberry made to get funding for this
dinkslop #monsterdon
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Kitchen Nightmares
...sure why not #monsterdon
@amyfou I guess this is a not a conversation about a dink finally
Mmm, library paste. #monsterdon
Why is he not wearing Dink garb?
And of course what is meant to be the "horror" of this movie is that what has been happening to everyone else around the world for centuries is happening to a white man.
Ok, this is the person who like three minutes ago was going "b-but you could see I-I rode in with him..." Now suddenly karate chop "DO WHAT I SAY!"
I feel like there was supposed to be some sort of character growth or something hidden in the nanoseconds leading up to this, but I blinked and missed it.
The horrifying sight of male caregivers.
Oh! the Humanity.
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SHE SAID YES AND NOW THEY'RE ACTUALLY FIGHTING
#Monsterdon of course the "matriarchy" solves everything with brutal violence
does talking about directions and wrestling manage a pass? I mean...
There's probably a resort somewhere that does this whole "Women Supremacy" thing, isn't there?
These fights are underwhelming
Back in the 20th century we knew how to have real fights
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and they have adapted cossack shirts for the dudes
Surprise spinnet!!
No outsider female ideas, huh... they almost seemed less hostile to the male ideas
Death by snu snu?
πΆ "Ah, bitter dregs..."πΆ
I guess those are house dinks
#monsterdon
I need weird music on my card...
"that's prime breeder stock if I'm any judge"
this is amazingly misogynistic for a matriarchy premise
@yatsu Oh I knew what was coming. #monsterdon
"Tested"?π
Wonder what test they give to a potential breeder?
#monsterdon This is a strange way to run an auction.
You auction off one guy, and then tell them they have to buy the other one in the pair (which they haven't seen yet) for the same price?
"...wait, no one said anything about a test"
What is that weird shaped breast pocket? Is this a Chekov's pocket situation? #monsterdon
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Mandingo
GAHHHH MY EYES #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe wise of you to make this in advance. (^_^)
Jesus Christ, Gene. #monsterdon
@nazokiyoubinbou I endorse this
#monsterdon so far this movie is just remixed Planet of the Apes huh
*pfft* it's a second-wave matriarchy, nevermind
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 hehe 6 7
#monsterdon or did you do this voluntarily?
oh ffs he's going to talk again isn't he....
Is that a macrame shawl? Intriguing
"Ladies, please stop fighting over me" said few heterosexual men ever
Lurch is worth his weight in lambs.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
@JoeWynne dink
#Monsterdon barter system?
They *all* want him as a breeder... Death by Snu-Snu!
βBoth ate β¦ the foodβ #Monsterdon
damn the food at Pax must really suck for them to switch sides so fast
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Does anyone here play "Death Road to Canada".
#monsterdon Everyone got captured Good going guys. Crack team you got there. π
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'heavy eye contact' β
Saxon, much like Robert Conrad as JAMES WEST, really makes me appreciate Shatner all the more.
DINKS
six seven!? #monsterdon