Getting a late start.
I own this piece of crap! Watched it as part of a complete Star Trek rewatch. Interesting to see the stupid original of the movie Klingons I guess. #monsterdon #PlanetEarth
#monsterdon Make sure to patrol the area where we are all standing.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH IT'S AN AFFINE DISTORTION
They're gonna give him mercury in small doses, just like Napoleon. #monsterdon
In pleasant news, I am having a humble but enjoyable supper of rice and sardines with soy sauce and nori furikake, and a Chimay Blue
#monsterdon
Tbh, I think that Roddenberry bluntness is underrated.
That is where she keeps here fountain pen refills, too
Whatever slight semblance of a plot this movie has, I've definitely seen it before
This is the film that triggered the formation of the YMCA #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth π½ π₯ πΏ
i vote exterminated.
So, Margβs gruel makes the men sterile.
Ooh this female dominance thing has a dark sideβ¦
On the other hand, βcouldnβt you use a new breeder?β
See! Unsubmissive women ruin the birth rate!
Dink Extract? Ewww!
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth
Maybe they're right with how much of an idiot dylan is #monsterdon
I do like how Manly McManlison keeps underestimating the women
Dink extract makes men pliable but infertile. Got it.
Fam's gonna be like: "Can I take some of that formula back to my land?"
"dink extract" oy. #Monsterdon
Dink extract!? Oh my god, they've been SQUEEZING MR AND MRS DINK #monsterdon
You telling me they didn't lock the gate?
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon sounds like a really small society
What is up with all of the macrame garments
At least she didn't hit him with a frying pan.
Oh wait extermination was an option this whole time?
Harper-Smythe doesn't seem to believe a lick in feminism. How disappointing.
"You remember that Rule of Silence? It's still in effect!" That's actually a decent line.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
Genius "plan B" there, dumbass. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
That enclosure is so open it made me laugh!
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Soi we get lured into this film not knowing it's some petty misogynistic social commentary hallucinated by Gene Roddenberry
@jadebees π nice!
@bunnyhero Yep. #Monsterdon
BONK! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon not very good security
#monsterdon Are these cars the Klingons are driving converted to wood-gas?
If so, that's a neat bit of world-building.
"Pakleds are strong!"
Caveman accent, but with good vocabulary. Weird
his name is Commander Soldier.
But soldier commander is moving up the ranks!
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
I dig the Mohawk skull bumps. But, wouldn't it make wearing a helmet uncomfortable?
#Monsterdonπ¨βπ π€ β° ποΈ π―ββοΈ π π€ΌββοΈ β πͺ π±
the heck with this mutant language!?!
Oh no ANOTHER Klingon variant
Ah, NOT!Klingons. Very subtle. #monsterdon
oh god are the head bumps a wellness grift
Let's all speak stupid, commander-soldier-sir!!
#monsterdon the 'civilized' people are worse than the 'savages'
oh sorry these are the klingons. nevermind. yick. #monsterdon
Some Klingons out of nowhere! #monsterdon
What the fuck is this? #Monsterdon
Sheβs got a point about men being vain seed carriers who lied and drove the whole world to destruction.
Yes, please do explain the movie again.
#monsterdon
Look at those dink helmets!
This is the war room for the aliens
Or, like, whatever, but I have moved on to this being Star Trek and they're aliens
I know you'll all be sorry to hear it, but @starkraving666 and I will be doing #monsterdon on delay because she works until about 7ish on Sundays now. So if my genius toots are out of sync, it's not me, its you. You're the one whose time is all out of joint.
supermutants got station wagons
In nature the female is always dominant.
You do realize that nature actually has a wide range of variance and there is no one singl-
And it just skips over that without a single word. Ok then.
That's some seriously overlapping guard coverage they've got there.
From now, when you refer to me, refer to me as a seed carrier.
ha! the next time i need to insult a man, i will definitely be calling him a vain little seed carrier. jesus.
That's the voice of the computer on Star Trek.
Do we think a wood panelled stationwagon will last 200 years?
Why would ecological collapse make these idiot Klingons? Did they crash land?
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βοΈ PLANET TRIVIA ππΈ
Dylan Hunt: the character that wouldn't die. He was the lead in Genesis II, Planet Earth, and later, Andromeda.
"Men use deceit and cowardice"
Well ...some do, this is true. Cannot argue that one.
Fam is getting radicalized.
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Planet Earth (as in the documentary series)
yeeeeeeeeeeeeesh #monsterdon
"We punch each other in the street, as God intended." #monsterdon
Oh that eugenics rag... #Monsterdon
@Taweret@timeloop.cafe it was so moist π
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
it is not lovely.
Eat your oatmeal, it's good for your sperm count
#Monsterdonπ¨βπ π€ β° ποΈ π―ββοΈ π π€ΌββοΈ β πͺ π±
also this is a very strange inventory of greens
Can I siiinnnng my question? <Gets shot>
Yuck! he spit in my porridge!
@aburka absolutely not!
That slop is making me want paper slurry. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
I watched Hell Comes to Frog Town last night. Done in a similar spirit sort of. #monsterdon
They did that auction scene so much better on Buck Rogers. He was even auctioned off by Dr. Shrinker.
I bet their softball team could trounce these wannabes. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth
This Pulaski origin story explains alot of her character in #StarTrekTNG.
Wait so everything is fine once they see she is kind to children? Or at least wont enact violence in front of them? That makes zero sense since they clearly enforce their will by violence, I would expect children to be exposed to it from an early age and not shielded from it.
βPlease, sir, I want some more!β
In this society if you wrestle a women and get her in a submission hold she becomes your girl friend. Whut?
Lesbians is this true?
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
*meaningful zoom*
I don't want to know what kind of deal Roddenberry made to get funding for this
dinkslop #monsterdon
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Kitchen Nightmares
...sure why not #monsterdon
@amyfou I guess this is a not a conversation about a dink finally
Mmm, library paste. #monsterdon
And of course what is meant to be the "horror" of this movie is that what has been happening to everyone else around the world for centuries is happening to a white man.
Ok, this is the person who like three minutes ago was going "b-but you could see I-I rode in with him..." Now suddenly karate chop "DO WHAT I SAY!"
I feel like there was supposed to be some sort of character growth or something hidden in the nanoseconds leading up to this, but I blinked and missed it.
The horrifying sight of male caregivers.
Oh! the Humanity.
#Monsterdonπ¨βπ π€ β° ποΈ π―ββοΈ π π€ΌββοΈ β πͺ π±
SHE SAID YES AND NOW THEY'RE ACTUALLY FIGHTING
#Monsterdon of course the "matriarchy" solves everything with brutal violence
does talking about directions and wrestling manage a pass? I mean...
