Ah, NOT!Klingons. Very subtle. #monsterdon

oh god are the head bumps a wellness grift

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#monsterdon the 'civilized' people are worse than the 'savages'

#monsterdon

Let's all speak stupid, commander-soldier-sir!!

oh sorry these are the klingons. nevermind. yick. #monsterdon

Some Klingons out of nowhere! #monsterdon

What the fuck is this? #Monsterdon

She’s got a point about men being vain seed carriers who lied and drove the whole world to destruction.

#Monsterdon

Yes, please do explain the movie again.
#monsterdon

Look at those dink helmets!

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This is the war room for the aliens

Or, like, whatever, but I have moved on to this being Star Trek and they're aliens

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I know you'll all be sorry to hear it, but @starkraving666 and I will be doing #monsterdon on delay because she works until about 7ish on Sundays now. So if my genius toots are out of sync, it's not me, its you. You're the one whose time is all out of joint.

#monsterdon

supermutants got station wagons

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

In nature the female is always dominant.

You do realize that nature actually has a wide range of variance and there is no one singl-

And it just skips over that without a single word. Ok then.

#Monsterdon

That's some seriously overlapping guard coverage they've got there.

#Monsterdon

From now, when you refer to me, refer to me as a seed carrier.

#Monsterdon

ha! the next time i need to insult a man, i will definitely be calling him a vain little seed carrier. jesus.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

That's the voice of the computer on Star Trek.

#Monsterdon

Do we think a wood panelled stationwagon will last 200 years?

Why would ecological collapse make these idiot Klingons? Did they crash land?

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ PLANET TRIVIA 🌍👸

Dylan Hunt: the character that wouldn't die. He was the lead in Genesis II, Planet Earth, and later, Andromeda.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

"Men use deceit and cowardice"
Well ...some do, this is true. Cannot argue that one.

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Fam is getting radicalized.

#monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Planet Earth (as in the documentary series)

yeeeeeeeeeeeeesh #monsterdon

"We punch each other in the street, as God intended." #monsterdon

Oh that eugenics rag... #Monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe it was so moist 😖

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it is not lovely.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Eat your oatmeal, it's good for your sperm count

#Monsterdon

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also this is a very strange inventory of greens

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Can I siiinnnng my question? <Gets shot>

#monsterdon

Yuck! he spit in my porridge!

@aburka absolutely not!

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That slop is making me want paper slurry. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I watched Hell Comes to Frog Town last night. Done in a similar spirit sort of. #monsterdon

fuck you for making me listen to people eat porridge, gene

#monsterdon

They did that auction scene so much better on Buck Rogers. He was even auctioned off by Dr. Shrinker.

I bet their softball team could trounce these wannabes. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

This Pulaski origin story explains alot of her character in #StarTrekTNG.

#Monsterdon #PlantEarth1974 #NowWatching

EAT THE OATMEAL OF FORGETFULLNESS! #monsterdon

Wait so everything is fine once they see she is kind to children? Or at least wont enact violence in front of them? That makes zero sense since they clearly enforce their will by violence, I would expect children to be exposed to it from an early age and not shielded from it.

#Monsterdon

“Please, sir, I want some more!”

#Monsterdon

Can someone just do... something? Anything interesting? Not so cartoon-ish?

No?

Okay then.

#Monsterdon

In this society if you wrestle a women and get her in a submission hold she becomes your girl friend. Whut?
Lesbians is this true?
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@ricci @JoeWynne dink

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*meaningful zoom*

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I don't want to know what kind of deal Roddenberry made to get funding for this

#Monsterdon

dinkslop #monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Kitchen Nightmares

...sure why not #monsterdon

@amyfou I guess this is a not a conversation about a dink finally

#monsterdon

Mmm, library paste. #monsterdon

Why is he not wearing Dink garb?

#Monsterdon

And of course what is meant to be the "horror" of this movie is that what has been happening to everyone else around the world for centuries is happening to a white man.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Ok, this is the person who like three minutes ago was going "b-but you could see I-I rode in with him..." Now suddenly karate chop "DO WHAT I SAY!"

I feel like there was supposed to be some sort of character growth or something hidden in the nanoseconds leading up to this, but I blinked and missed it.

#Monsterdon

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The horrifying sight of male caregivers.
Oh! the Humanity.

@apLundell

Well, women can't *really* understand proper commerce...

#PlanetEarth1974
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SHE SAID YES AND NOW THEY'RE ACTUALLY FIGHTING

#Monsterdon of course the "matriarchy" solves everything with brutal violence

does talking about directions and wrestling manage a pass? I mean...

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There's probably a resort somewhere that does this whole "Women Supremacy" thing, isn't there?

#Monsterdon

These fights are underwhelming

Back in the 20th century we knew how to have real fights

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Yeah this is definitely the author's fetish.

"Yeah he looks hot, make him a breeder"

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and they have adapted cossack shirts for the dudes

Surprise spinnet!!

#Monsterdon

No outsider female ideas, huh... they almost seemed less hostile to the male ideas

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Death by snu snu?

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🎶 "Ah, bitter dregs..."🎶

#Monsterdon

I guess those are house dinks
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I need weird music on my card...

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

"that's prime breeder stock if I'm any judge"

this is amazingly misogynistic for a matriarchy premise

#Monsterdon

@yatsu Oh I knew what was coming. #monsterdon

"Tested"?👀

#monsterdon
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Wonder what test they give to a potential breeder?

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#monsterdon This is a strange way to run an auction.

You auction off one guy, and then tell them they have to buy the other one in the pair (which they haven't seen yet) for the same price?

"...wait, no one said anything about a test"

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

What is that weird shaped breast pocket? Is this a Chekov's pocket situation? #monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Mandingo

GAHHHH MY EYES #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe wise of you to make this in advance. (^_^)

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

6,7!

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Jesus Christ, Gene. #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou I endorse this

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#monsterdon so far this movie is just remixed Planet of the Apes huh

*pfft* it's a second-wave matriarchy, nevermind

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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 hehe 6 7

#monsterdon or did you do this voluntarily?

oh ffs he's going to talk again isn't he....

#monsterdon

Is that a macrame shawl? Intriguing

#Monsterdon

"Ladies, please stop fighting over me" said few heterosexual men ever

#Monsterdon

Lurch is worth his weight in lambs.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@JoeWynne dink

#monsterdon

"It's your friend, Dylan"

"Buddy, we are work acquaintance at best."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon barter system?

They *all* want him as a breeder... Death by Snu-Snu!

#Monsterdon

“Both ate … the food” #Monsterdon

damn the food at Pax must really suck for them to switch sides so fast
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#monsterdon Does anyone here play "Death Road to Canada".

#monsterdon Everyone got captured Good going guys. Crack team you got there. 😜

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'heavy eye contact' ✅

#monsterbingo

Saxon, much like Robert Conrad as JAMES WEST, really makes me appreciate Shatner all the more.

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DINKS

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six seven!? #monsterdon