Are they just going to backhand each other to death
#monsterdon Stoners would be saying βmmmmm... trippyβ¦β
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Two-Hand Smash That Actually Would Break Your Fingers #monsterdon
I wonder what "testing" a dink entails π€¨ #Monsterdon
Oh gods, this "fight." Really? #Monsterdon
lord lady, i know the federation trains their people better than this.
This scene with them surrounding him and pushing him around as he screams is way too reminiscent of some sort of gang rape reference.
it's impressive how bad pre-Buffy TV fights were
This is what happens when his mom didn't get a proper course in Badass.
Cat fight! Cat fight!
So.
They could have chosen literally *any* other story in this setting.
And they went with *this*.
death by snoo snoo in 3... 2...
Well this is a slightly more proper fight, relatively speaking
@davesdogmaggie Is "testing" code for handy? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth π½ π₯ πΏ
being stripped on stage while a bunch of ladies laugh at him, once again, i may bring out the sign.
Honestly, the thing that's bothering me the most is that in a female-controlled society, they are wearing burlap and macrame. Blech
I still think itβs better than Angel One.
#Monsterdon #planetearth
Eat!!!
#monsterdon I crocheted you this dress out of my own hair.
I think I've said "eeewwww" more.often watching this movie than I have with any other we've watched.
@diazona Yep. #Monsterdon
@apLundell women be shopping!
"Get your hands of me, you damn dirty, err ..."
#Monsterdon doesn't seem he can work in that state
They have auctions every single day?
Wait, is the dink extract basically like a bad trip? How do they expect them to work at all?
#monsterdon. Great, go blurry then fade out on the snu-snu. This is how you know it's a made-for-TV amazonian society coded movie.
All they need is a little Grateful Dead to take the edge off the trip. #Monsterdon
@yatsu BIMENNAN #monsterdon
"It's unfortunate that overuse of our roofie oatmeal is decreasing our supply of rape babies."
[I dig up GR's corpse to run him over with a bus... ah, that's better]
@moira It's like she's got one mode for "acting".
aaand there's our ad break.
#monsterdon
DINK EXTRACT OMG
Ochestra and fade-to-black like a TV show...
#monsterdon
Is this the same stuff Scarecrow releases on Gotham? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
I've just clicked that Marg is the doctor who was a dick to Data in TNG
#Monsterdon
I'm having Star Trek flashbacks here.
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza You say that, but I have fond memories of the bubblegum flavor amoxicillin as a kid.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
See it's progressive because the woman roofies the dude #monsterdon
She carries a knife to keep a vial of poison in it?
really, dr. pulaski's bedside manor didn't really change that much, did it?
I feel like this one won't be passing the Bechtel. #Monsterdon
She didn't even have to hold his nose to make it him drink the extract? Sheesh he's a lousy subject.
Giving John Saxon medicine is like giving it to a cat. He's just gonna spit that pill on the carpet when you turn your back.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
Oh noze, he got dosed with the phear juice! #Monsterdon
She has 4 eyes!?>!?!?!
The Krieg's have head ridges...
Proto-Klingon..?
This whole mess is worth it just for Majel Barret #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
Dink extract tastes bad, too.
Getting a late start.
I own this piece of crap! Watched it as part of a complete Star Trek rewatch. Interesting to see the stupid original of the movie Klingons I guess. #monsterdon #PlanetEarth
#monsterdon Make sure to patrol the area where we are all standing.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH IT'S AN AFFINE DISTORTION
They're gonna give him mercury in small doses, just like Napoleon. #monsterdon
In pleasant news, I am having a humble but enjoyable supper of rice and sardines with soy sauce and nori furikake, and a Chimay Blue
#monsterdon
Tbh, I think that Roddenberry bluntness is underrated.
That is where she keeps here fountain pen refills, too
Whatever slight semblance of a plot this movie has, I've definitely seen it before
This is the film that triggered the formation of the YMCA #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth π½ π₯ πΏ
i vote exterminated.
Dink Extract: It's got what dinks crave!
"dink extract" oh my gooooodddddddd
So, Margβs gruel makes the men sterile.
Ooh this female dominance thing has a dark sideβ¦
On the other hand, βcouldnβt you use a new breeder?β
Oh so it's also the oatmeal of sterility. Fun. #monsterdon
We've made you a ceremonial battle dress out of that blanket Grandma keeps on the back of her couch
See! Unsubmissive women ruin the birth rate!
Dink Extract? Ewww!
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth
"Strapped down, and women and fighting with knives....A+++ resort will come again!"
Maybe they're right with how much of an idiot dylan is #monsterdon
I do like how Manly McManlison keeps underestimating the women
Dink extract makes men pliable but infertile. Got it.
Fam's gonna be like: "Can I take some of that formula back to my land?"
"dink extract" oy. #Monsterdon
Dink extract!? Oh my god, they've been SQUEEZING MR AND MRS DINK #monsterdon
You telling me they didn't lock the gate?
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon sounds like a really small society
What is up with all of the macrame garments
At least she didn't hit him with a frying pan.
Oh wait extermination was an option this whole time?
Harper-Smythe doesn't seem to believe a lick in feminism. How disappointing.
"You remember that Rule of Silence? It's still in effect!" That's actually a decent line.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
Genius "plan B" there, dumbass. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
That enclosure is so open it made me laugh!
Soi we get lured into this film not knowing it's some petty misogynistic social commentary hallucinated by Gene Roddenberry
@bunnyhero Yep. #Monsterdon
@jadebees π nice!
BONK! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon not very good security
Wait did you say pretend to be asleep or a sheep? What do I do, Dylan?!? #monsterdon
#monsterdon Are these cars the Klingons are driving converted to wood-gas?
If so, that's a neat bit of world-building.
"Pakleds are strong!"
Caveman accent, but with good vocabulary. Weird
his name is Commander Soldier.
But soldier commander is moving up the ranks!
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
I dig the Mohawk skull bumps. But, wouldn't it make wearing a helmet uncomfortable?
#Monsterdonπ¨βπ π€ β° ποΈ π―ββοΈ π π€ΌββοΈ β πͺ π±
the heck with this mutant language!?!
Oh no ANOTHER Klingon variant