oh my god, they're not gonna kiss are they? i just had dinner, people.

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Water and time, Dylan. Calm down.

@steggy

"Dink" is the new Smurf.

Papi Dink dinked Marg behind the dink shed after the dink auction

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If this is a sex scene I'm going to go wash the dishes.

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So they abandoned their doctor to dinkdom until they needed him? What makes them think he’s going to want to help them? #Monsterdon

Fear? Fear drugs... Did the Scarecrow start this colony?
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so much acting!

i mean just 'cause it's terrible doesn't mean there's not a lot of it

this is why you don't cast john saxon in anything you want picked up as a tv series

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STOP KIRKING >:/ #Monsterdon

Dink essence makes you squint a lot.

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The brunette with the Hamill-bob is going to get me through this.

Dylan, DON'T fight it. just go with the flow, man.

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#monsterdon I wonder how this all works. They seem to have a lot more men than women.

Are we only seeing the rich part of society of women who can afford dinks?

HE'S EVEN DOING THE SPEECH PATTERN #monsterdon

@diazona They're almost constantly talking about the men.

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Frosty Marg and skillet queso

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'Why not stay with me?'
—'The obvious trap you’re setting for me? Aw, what the hey….'

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@brooke lolol

At first I thought the guy was holding a slingshot but now it makes more sense

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this has production values but it cant cover up the bad writing
dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink
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#monsterdon Broom guy isn't touching the ground with his broom.

I know that's for sound-recording reasons, but come on, at least try to make it look good.

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Don't feed your dinks after midnight..

damn that's a lot of dinks
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I too hunch over a platter after I serve it to someone.

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Her house is so full of dinks!

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dink dink dink

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The one with the most ridiculous costume wins.!! .. errrr....

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they keep describing this guy in the most generic, least identifiable ways

"This episode: The writer's poorly disguised fetish."

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"Why not stay with me?" ... and eat some porridge he he he.

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Calvin Trillin's father decided that his son ought to go to Yale after reading (what Calvin remembered was titled) "Dink Stover at Yale"—and that 'Calvin' were a good name to give him to help get him there, the family surname having already been made less Jewish-sounding….

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Field Dink, house dink, outsider dink, so many types of dinks!
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A woman says that another woman secretly wants the male to dominate her

If that's not a bingo square it should be.

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The dialog in this movie is so awful.

#monsterdon did not expect a khitbash from Gene Roddenberry but then this one is full of surprises D8. #planetearth1974

fuck you, gene

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I’m cool with the anti-slavery stance. But their grasp of gender is beyond belief. #Monsterdon

That was your best? I need y'all hoes to do better. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

The music and some of these outfits are giving "Bonanza" TV show vibes.

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Bitch fight!

(OMG tho Gene that was pretty cringe) #Monsterdon

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Dr. Pulaski is a freak.

I was really expecting the head-butt with the hands-out gesture at the end of the fight.

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This fight is choreographed worse than Kirk fights.

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@Newpa_Hasai wat

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Chick fight!

For the record, I have no interest in seeing the male who could dominate Marg

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Now kiss. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Same fight choreo as Trek. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon I like that Marg has perfectly manicured nails.

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neither should the fight choreographer

#Monsterdon society with fighting so central should have better fighters

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BATTLE FOR SNU-SNU!!

MORTAL KOMBAT!! Test your might.
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Are they just going to backhand each other to death

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#monsterdon Stoners would be saying “mmmmm... trippy…”

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Two-Hand Smash That Actually Would Break Your Fingers #monsterdon

I wonder what "testing" a dink entails 🤨 #Monsterdon

Well, cue the theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WL8Jjtn0fA

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lord lady, i know the federation trains their people better than this.

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Oh gods, this "fight." Really? #Monsterdon

This scene with them surrounding him and pushing him around as he screams is way too reminiscent of some sort of gang rape reference.

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it's impressive how bad pre-Buffy TV fights were

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@tankgrrl

This is what happens when his mom didn't get a proper course in Badass.

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Cat fight! Cat fight!

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So.

They could have chosen literally *any* other story in this setting.

And they went with *this*.

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death by snoo snoo in 3... 2...

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Well this is a slightly more proper fight, relatively speaking

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@davesdogmaggie Is "testing" code for handy? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

being stripped on stage while a bunch of ladies laugh at him, once again, i may bring out the sign.

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I still think it’s better than Angel One.
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Eat!!!

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#monsterdon I crocheted you this dress out of my own hair.

I think I've said "eeewwww" more.often watching this movie than I have with any other we've watched.

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@diazona Yep. #Monsterdon

@apLundell women be shopping!

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"Get your hands of me, you damn dirty, err ..."

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#Monsterdon doesn't seem he can work in that state

They have auctions every single day?

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Wait, is the dink extract basically like a bad trip? How do they expect them to work at all?

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#monsterdon. Great, go blurry then fade out on the snu-snu. This is how you know it's a made-for-TV amazonian society coded movie.

All they need is a little Grateful Dead to take the edge off the trip. #Monsterdon

@yatsu BIMENNAN #monsterdon

"It's unfortunate that overuse of our roofie oatmeal is decreasing our supply of rape babies."

[I dig up GR's corpse to run him over with a bus... ah, that's better]

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@moira It's like she's got one mode for "acting".

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aaand there's our ad break.

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DINK EXTRACT OMG

Ochestra and fade-to-black like a TV show...
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Is this the same stuff Scarecrow releases on Gotham? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I've just clicked that Marg is the doctor who was a dick to Data in TNG
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I'm having Star Trek flashbacks here.

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza You say that, but I have fond memories of the bubblegum flavor amoxicillin as a kid.

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See it's progressive because the woman roofies the dude #monsterdon

She carries a knife to keep a vial of poison in it?

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really, dr. pulaski's bedside manor didn't really change that much, did it?

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I feel like this one won't be passing the Bechtel. #Monsterdon

She didn't even have to hold his nose to make it him drink the extract? Sheesh he's a lousy subject.

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Giving John Saxon medicine is like giving it to a cat. He's just gonna spit that pill on the carpet when you turn your back.
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Oh noze, he got dosed with the phear juice! #Monsterdon

She has 4 eyes!?>!?!?!

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The Krieg's have head ridges...
Proto-Klingon..?

This whole mess is worth it just for Majel Barret #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Dink extract tastes bad, too.

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