Are they just going to backhand each other to death

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#monsterdon Stoners would be saying “mmmmm... trippy…”

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Two-Hand Smash That Actually Would Break Your Fingers #monsterdon

I wonder what "testing" a dink entails 🤨 #Monsterdon

Well, cue the theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WL8Jjtn0fA

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Oh gods, this "fight." Really? #Monsterdon

lord lady, i know the federation trains their people better than this.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

This scene with them surrounding him and pushing him around as he screams is way too reminiscent of some sort of gang rape reference.

#Monsterdon

it's impressive how bad pre-Buffy TV fights were

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@tankgrrl

This is what happens when his mom didn't get a proper course in Badass.

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

Cat fight! Cat fight!

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

So.

They could have chosen literally *any* other story in this setting.

And they went with *this*.

#monsterdon #planetearth

death by snoo snoo in 3... 2...

#monsterdon

Well this is a slightly more proper fight, relatively speaking

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@davesdogmaggie Is "testing" code for handy? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

being stripped on stage while a bunch of ladies laugh at him, once again, i may bring out the sign.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Honestly, the thing that's bothering me the most is that in a female-controlled society, they are wearing burlap and macrame. Blech

#Monsterdon

I still think it’s better than Angel One.
#Monsterdon #planetearth

Eat!!!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I crocheted you this dress out of my own hair.

I think I've said "eeewwww" more.often watching this movie than I have with any other we've watched.

#Monsterdon

@diazona Yep. #Monsterdon

@apLundell women be shopping!

#monsterdon

"Get your hands of me, you damn dirty, err ..."

#PlanetEarth1974
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#Monsterdon doesn't seem he can work in that state

They have auctions every single day?

#monsterdon

Wait, is the dink extract basically like a bad trip? How do they expect them to work at all?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon. Great, go blurry then fade out on the snu-snu. This is how you know it's a made-for-TV amazonian society coded movie.

All they need is a little Grateful Dead to take the edge off the trip. #Monsterdon

@yatsu BIMENNAN #monsterdon

"It's unfortunate that overuse of our roofie oatmeal is decreasing our supply of rape babies."

[I dig up GR's corpse to run him over with a bus... ah, that's better]

#monsterdon

@moira It's like she's got one mode for "acting".

#monsterdon
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aaand there's our ad break.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

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DINK EXTRACT OMG

Ochestra and fade-to-black like a TV show...
#monsterdon

Is this the same stuff Scarecrow releases on Gotham? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I've just clicked that Marg is the doctor who was a dick to Data in TNG
#Monsterdon

I'm having Star Trek flashbacks here.

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza You say that, but I have fond memories of the bubblegum flavor amoxicillin as a kid.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

See it's progressive because the woman roofies the dude #monsterdon

She carries a knife to keep a vial of poison in it?

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

really, dr. pulaski's bedside manor didn't really change that much, did it?

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I feel like this one won't be passing the Bechtel. #Monsterdon

She didn't even have to hold his nose to make it him drink the extract? Sheesh he's a lousy subject.

#Monsterdon

Giving John Saxon medicine is like giving it to a cat. He's just gonna spit that pill on the carpet when you turn your back.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Oh noze, he got dosed with the phear juice! #Monsterdon

She has 4 eyes!?>!?!?!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

The Krieg's have head ridges...
Proto-Klingon..?

This whole mess is worth it just for Majel Barret #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Dink extract tastes bad, too.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Getting a late start.

I own this piece of crap! Watched it as part of a complete Star Trek rewatch. Interesting to see the stupid original of the movie Klingons I guess. #monsterdon #PlanetEarth

#monsterdon Make sure to patrol the area where we are all standing.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH IT'S AN AFFINE DISTORTION

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

They're gonna give him mercury in small doses, just like Napoleon. #monsterdon

In pleasant news, I am having a humble but enjoyable supper of rice and sardines with soy sauce and nori furikake, and a Chimay Blue

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ

What it is TOLD to!

#PlanetEarth1974
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#monsterdon
Tbh, I think that Roddenberry bluntness is underrated.

That is where she keeps here fountain pen refills, too

#Monsterdon

Whatever slight semblance of a plot this movie has, I've definitely seen it before

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

This is the film that triggered the formation of the YMCA #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

i vote exterminated.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Dink Extract: It's got what dinks crave!

#Monsterdon

"dink extract" oh my gooooodddddddd

#monsterdon

So, Marg’s gruel makes the men sterile.

#Monsterdon

Ooh this female dominance thing has a dark side…

On the other hand, “couldn’t you use a new breeder?”

#monsterdon

Oh so it's also the oatmeal of sterility. Fun. #monsterdon

We've made you a ceremonial battle dress out of that blanket Grandma keeps on the back of her couch

#Monsterdon

See! Unsubmissive women ruin the birth rate!

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

Dink Extract? Ewww!
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

"Strapped down, and women and fighting with knives....A+++ resort will come again!"

#Monsterdon

Maybe they're right with how much of an idiot dylan is #monsterdon

I do like how Manly McManlison keeps underestimating the women

#Monsterdon

Dink extract makes men pliable but infertile. Got it.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Fam's gonna be like: "Can I take some of that formula back to my land?"

#monsterdon

"dink extract" oy. #Monsterdon

Dink extract!? Oh my god, they've been SQUEEZING MR AND MRS DINK #monsterdon

You telling me they didn't lock the gate?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon sounds like a really small society

What is up with all of the macrame garments

#Monsterdon

At least she didn't hit him with a frying pan.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Oh wait extermination was an option this whole time?

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Harper-Smythe doesn't seem to believe a lick in feminism. How disappointing.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

"You remember that Rule of Silence? It's still in effect!" That's actually a decent line.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Genius "plan B" there, dumbass. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

BONK!

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

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That enclosure is so open it made me laugh!

Soi we get lured into this film not knowing it's some petty misogynistic social commentary hallucinated by Gene Roddenberry

#Monsterdon

The Commander Soldier. He... ugh... commands things.

😩

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero Yep. #Monsterdon

@jadebees 🎉 nice!

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

BONK! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon not very good security

Wait did you say pretend to be asleep or a sheep? What do I do, Dylan?!? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Are these cars the Klingons are driving converted to wood-gas?

If so, that's a neat bit of world-building.

"Pakleds are strong!"

#Monsterdon

Caveman accent, but with good vocabulary. Weird

#Monsterdon

his name is Commander Soldier.
But soldier commander is moving up the ranks!

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I dig the Mohawk skull bumps. But, wouldn't it make wearing a helmet uncomfortable?

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

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the heck with this mutant language!?!

Oh no ANOTHER Klingon variant

#Monsterdon