@kshernandez

Practices makes perfectses!

#Monsterdon

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[post double-entendre pause]
🎶 🎶 = 'plink plunk'
[end pause]

Ok, the fake harem talk in the reverse harem setting is setting my teeth on edge. Can this scene please be done yesterday???

If I wanted dark Romantasy, I have options for that

#Monsterdon

"Ohhhhh sweet mystery of life at last I've found youuuuuuuu" #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Roddenberry had wanted a TOS episode about a planet where the Black people enslave the whites, I’m sure with this same sensitivity. I think this grew out of that. #monsterdon #PlanetEarth

I think Roddenberry’s notions of female psychology might be way off.

#Monsterdon

FINALLY some snu-snu #Monsterdon

Aaaand I closed the window. I'm gonna go fish in Minecraft.

#Monsterdon

@Mikal

You can mute the hashtag if you don't want to see #Monsterdon on Sunday nights.

yeah you see we learn this one weird trick #monsterdon

"Practices?" #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

You have to practice for your breeding dink tests

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth

@cd0 ooh wait that means I can check off "Antagonist makes a good point"

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Majel Deserved so much better #monsterdon

Foreplay? What is this... foreplay? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

#monsterdon

A male hasn't been born that can see to just one of us!

I've had 41 children in the last couple of years..

Is Elon fighting with his staff again?

"The males in my country and trained in ... certain practices ..."

"Show me."

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

oh okay he's got cock skill

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I just learned that the Dinks in Spaceballs also had names:

"Rinky, Blinky, Stinky, Pinky, Finky, and Winky["

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie 😆

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

Pretending to watch tonight's #Monsterdon but mostly trying to figure out some coding stuff.

I have to say, without all of us watching this together for Monsterdon there is absolutely no way I could make it all the way through this movie.

#Monsterdon

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sosososososososo icky

"Typical male vanity." It's more of a bureau, isn't it? Barely more than a chest of drawers.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

This is, like, the fourth iteration of writer's barely disguised fetish

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

The dialogue is so bad I yanked my earbuds out and will only be glancing at subtitles

#Monsterdon

"Oh I had several wives" Yeah Gene, I fucking BET you fucking did, jesus christ #Monsterdon

I like that carpet.

#monsterdon

I'm dropping the "n" in dinks from here on.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

..."and that surprise I have for her is *my* dink."

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Gene has dialled up the Roddenberry Levels to 11 #Monsterdon

several wives? mine or other people's?

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

there’s just a point where it’s just gruel wagons, dinks and giggles #Monsterdon

I can dream
#monsterdon

Ooooh, jealousy in the reverse harem!!

#Monsterdon

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gruel wagon

Well, he's dead
#monsterdon

Oh nozes, he doesn't understand female psych! Doctor Pulasky is gonna have her way with him. #Monsterdon

How dare you eat with your hands!

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

the gruel wagon #monsterdon

"How well he understands female psychology" - So, he's boned?

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

Only 14 wives, huh

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

"If you weren't drugged, what was keeping you here?"

Oh, so you see ... it's really a funny story ...

#Monsterdon

"it depends how well he understands female psychology" so he's doomed, got it #monsterdon

How did we survive the 70’s pop sociology? #Monsterdon

What is "female psychology"? You know what, I already know and I don't like it. #monsterdon

I don't think anyone in this movie knows human psychology.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

the dialogue. i am in pain. #monsterdon

"You can never be sure about us dinks" Ughhh.. just kill me. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

#monsterdon

SImilar to compounds in the 1960s.
They mean LSD? Where is the antidote to that?

@cocaine_owlbear

Huh, I just posted something similar.

#Monsterdon

Trading men seems so easy.

#Monsterdon

Could we make an exchange? We don't need Dylan for anything.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Tonight on SHUT THE FUCK UP GENE #monsterdon

Wait, just a second ago she was in love with ripped shirt not-Kirk dude, wasn't she? Now she's just straight up trading him (literally) for the doctor?

Ouch.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I wonder if the music dinks are in tuxedos or not.

dink antidote is ... E? T? I can't tell

#monsterdon

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKS #monsterdon

I do love how everyone is going all out to try and save Pater Kimbridge.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I'm not counting any of this as abs

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

“Also… the sex. The sex kept me here.”

#Monsterdon

Ah yes, identification of a single complex organic molecule without advanced (let's call anything post 1900 advanced for this case) analytical equipment. And then working out what the antidote is and making it.

sighs heavily in organic chemist

#Monsterdon

Quick act Dinky! #monsterdon

"This Dink might have a surprise for her. Yes. A surprise Dink, coming up here."

#Monsterdon

@moira

He's done a lot of good work. Not in this or a lot of other similar stuff. Working actor.

In my head canon, Michael Ironside got the roles he used to get.

#Monsterdon

Boooo
#monsterdon

This Dink is gonna surprise her with hso dink
#Monsterdon

seriously stop saying "dinks" it sounds stupid #Monsterdon

Marg oversees the gruel shipments*

*does Postmates

#monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social because frozen tube man feels responsible for him getting shot, so he jeopardized himself and 3 more people on a plan that immediately fell apart on a long shot no hope plan. and was allowed to do so.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@jonny the dude who got shot by the people who I REALLY hope are not called "Cree"

#monsterdon

oh so it's kinda like acid? #monsterdon

I don't need to know about the drug, it's a drug that makes dinks dinks.
#monsterdon

Is this doctor guy who I think he is?

#Monsterdon

LSD. They're talking about LSD.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

"we need your help for surgery"

> immediately runs for the whisky
#monsterdon

Interesting selection on the 1st day of Black History Month. I'm not comforted at all by the fact that these are white folks. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

New morse code just came out. #monsterdon #dink

So this is all about making sure PAX doesn't lose its keynote speaker? #Monsterdon

the dink extract

#monsterdon

Theramin kicks in for the commercial break #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
He came here because he prefers it, huh?

What? someone needs dink surgery or he wil dink?

#Monsterdon #dink

Oh no, John Saxon has been concussed!

#Monsterdon #PlantEarth1974 #NowWatching

#monsterdon 😟 fighting 😣 trying 😫 so much fear!

That's good acting

RE: https://techhub.social/@peterries/115998746940313026

Good advice for all of us TBH

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Oh c'mon, that's such a lame love scene
#monsterdon
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🤢
#monsterdon

Not a real Roddenberry joint until they smear vaseline on the lens for the attractive woman character. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

sigh next scene please

#monsterdon

The kissing is as good as the fighting.
#monsterdon

Sexual healing!

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon You're needed urgently at PAX. The con-flu is pretty serious this year.

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gross.

Ewww. This is making me feel dirty.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Yeah all that star trek goodwill is burned off by now #monsterdon

#monsterdon

Oh no! Romantic date r****

Senpai's all drugged up and noticed her. WTF? WTF? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

I'd like to be even less frightened.. keep going..

@jadebees Yeah I kind of got that impression but I've given up even looking for exceptions

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974