He's been trained since childhood to spike women's drinks...

#monsterdon

"Of course you can touch me! Why do you think you're here!"

I don't know how much longer I can stand this.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

“Of course you can touch me! Just why do you think you’re here?”

OMG!

#Monsterdon

a matriarchy fueled by kookaid

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@lorgonumputz

#Monsterdon

You frighten me mistress. 🙄
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@funkula 2nd favorite part (after the steam cars)
#monsterdon

“Oooh please don’t!” is Dylan’s go-to pickup line. #monsterdon

Laughed out loud at the delivery on "noooo please don't" #monsterdon

Does she have any other tone? This one is getting QUITE old.

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

"Its a nice color."

No. It really isn't. It's like Kool-Aid 2243.
#monsterdon

17 minutes left...
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 taking one for the team

The right kind of NGYOOHEY FROYNLAVEN #Monsterdon

The eating noises are completely unnecessary! 😬 #Monsterdon

He finnessed a whole meal out of this woman on the suggestion that she would get her back blown out. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

#monsterdon I do need to stop for a moment and just point out how fucking hot Diana Muldaur is.

How Roddenberry managed to get TNG made after this pilot... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 lololol "what are they? show me"

#monsterdon terrible movie in many different ways

@SRLevine

"Tight but doable" is my new dating profile

#Monsterdon

Seriously, what even the-

You know, I always kind of disliked the original Star Trek for all these kinds of things, but... Wow they toned down all this stuff so much for that show. I didn't realize Gene Reddenberry was this bad about all this...

#Monsterdon

Why is she feeding him raw zucchini chunks

#Monsterdon

Tonight on Diana Muldaur's Legs #monsterdon

Yeah. This is way too boring for kids and way too stupid for adults. #monsterdon

Our techniques guarantee male orgasm. #Monsterdon

Dude really just wanted some ribs.

#monsterdon

i am rolling my eyes on the same tier as the preposterous sex and dollar backed society in "stranger from a strange land" and that's the most i am aware that eyes can roll #monsterdon

@paco

Like "Freeze Ray!" and "Cannonball!"

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

it's a mercy Gene Roddenberry didn't live to see the omegaverse

#monsterdon

This dink has Special Training :bloblewd:

(Oh gawd Gene OH GAWD STOP)

#Monsterdon

Was any of this re-used in the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" early—which is to say 'terrible'—episode "Angel One"?

#Monsterdon
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@kshernandez

Practices makes perfectses!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon👨‍🚀 💤 ⏰ 🗓️ 👯‍♀️ 👭 🤼‍♀️ ✊ 💪 😱

[post double-entendre pause]
🎶 🎶 = 'plink plunk'
[end pause]

Ok, the fake harem talk in the reverse harem setting is setting my teeth on edge. Can this scene please be done yesterday???

If I wanted dark Romantasy, I have options for that

#Monsterdon

"Ohhhhh sweet mystery of life at last I've found youuuuuuuu" #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Roddenberry had wanted a TOS episode about a planet where the Black people enslave the whites, I’m sure with this same sensitivity. I think this grew out of that. #monsterdon #PlanetEarth

I think Roddenberry’s notions of female psychology might be way off.

#Monsterdon

FINALLY some snu-snu #Monsterdon

Is he going to win her over with sex?! #monsterdon

Aaaand I closed the window. I'm gonna go fish in Minecraft.

#Monsterdon

How is this not screening on PornHub? #Monsterdon

@Mikal

You can mute the hashtag if you don't want to see #Monsterdon on Sunday nights.

yeah you see we learn this one weird trick #monsterdon

"Practices?" #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

You have to practice for your breeding dink tests

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth

@cd0 ooh wait that means I can check off "Antagonist makes a good point"

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Majel Deserved so much better #monsterdon

Foreplay? What is this... foreplay? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

#monsterdon

A male hasn't been born that can see to just one of us!

I've had 41 children in the last couple of years..

Is Elon fighting with his staff again?

oh okay he's got cock skill

#Monsterdon

"The males in my country and trained in ... certain practices ..."

"Show me."

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I just learned that the Dinks in Spaceballs also had names:

"Rinky, Blinky, Stinky, Pinky, Finky, and Winky["

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie 😆

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

Pretending to watch tonight's #Monsterdon but mostly trying to figure out some coding stuff.

I have to say, without all of us watching this together for Monsterdon there is absolutely no way I could make it all the way through this movie.

#Monsterdon

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sosososososososo icky

"Typical male vanity." It's more of a bureau, isn't it? Barely more than a chest of drawers.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

This is, like, the fourth iteration of writer's barely disguised fetish

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

The dialogue is so bad I yanked my earbuds out and will only be glancing at subtitles

#Monsterdon

14 wives? His “spirit” must be sore.

#Monsterdon

"Oh I had several wives" Yeah Gene, I fucking BET you fucking did, jesus christ #Monsterdon

I like that carpet.

#monsterdon

I'm dropping the "n" in dinks from here on.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

..."and that surprise I have for her is *my* dink."

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Gene has dialled up the Roddenberry Levels to 11 #Monsterdon

several wives? mine or other people's?

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

there’s just a point where it’s just gruel wagons, dinks and giggles #Monsterdon

I can dream
#monsterdon

Ooooh, jealousy in the reverse harem!!

#Monsterdon

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gruel wagon

Well, he's dead
#monsterdon

Oh nozes, he doesn't understand female psych! Doctor Pulasky is gonna have her way with him. #Monsterdon

How dare you eat with your hands!

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

the gruel wagon #monsterdon

"How well he understands female psychology" - So, he's boned?

#PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon

Only 14 wives, huh

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

"If you weren't drugged, what was keeping you here?"

Oh, so you see ... it's really a funny story ...

#Monsterdon

"it depends how well he understands female psychology" so he's doomed, got it #monsterdon

How did we survive the 70’s pop sociology? #Monsterdon

What is "female psychology"? You know what, I already know and I don't like it. #monsterdon

I don't think anyone in this movie knows human psychology.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

the dialogue. i am in pain. #monsterdon

+
ugh what an awful line
#monsterdon

"You can never be sure about us dinks" Ughhh.. just kill me. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

#monsterdon

SImilar to compounds in the 1960s.
They mean LSD? Where is the antidote to that?

@cocaine_owlbear

Huh, I just posted something similar.

#Monsterdon

Trading men seems so easy.

#Monsterdon

Could we make an exchange? We don't need Dylan for anything.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Tonight on SHUT THE FUCK UP GENE #monsterdon

Wait, just a second ago she was in love with ripped shirt not-Kirk dude, wasn't she? Now she's just straight up trading him (literally) for the doctor?

Ouch.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I wonder if the music dinks are in tuxedos or not.

dink antidote is ... E? T? I can't tell

#monsterdon

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKS #monsterdon

I do love how everyone is going all out to try and save Pater Kimbridge.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I'm not counting any of this as abs

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

“Also… the sex. The sex kept me here.”

#Monsterdon

Ah yes, identification of a single complex organic molecule without advanced (let's call anything post 1900 advanced for this case) analytical equipment. And then working out what the antidote is and making it.

sighs heavily in organic chemist

#Monsterdon

Quick act Dinky! #monsterdon

"This Dink might have a surprise for her. Yes. A surprise Dink, coming up here."

#Monsterdon