#monsterdon Get up, get down, get hot tonight…

Gosh, with a punch the guy throws his weapon so high!
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@xerozohar "TWO DINKS ENTER! ONE DINK LEAVES!"
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I say, let the cats rule.

FLUFF AND CUDDLES FOR ALL!

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Is “people’s lib” Gene's version of “all lives matter?”

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#monsterdon he's a redditor

Please I want this to be over.
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ah yes, people's lib, how liberal of you, gene roddenberry #puke

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

THIS LITTLE TALK IS NOT HELPING, GENE!!! #Monsterdon

WHY EVEN HAVE the outer framing of the collapsed human society and "planet earth" and pax and the heart attack and whatever. #monsterdon

Lurch comes to the rescue on horseback!

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So glad this is almost over. I don't even care what happens.

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I would really like the drunk acting to be over #monsterdon

Why isn't this over? #monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's The Road Warrior

...Mad Dinks? Mad Dinks: Beyond Blunderdome? #monsterdon

Y'all.

I'm seriously considering if this is worse than all of season 5 of "Earth: Final Conflict."

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I'll forever more think of #GeneRoddenberry as The Dinkster... dink dink dink dink dink #dink #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Dink dink dink dink dink dink dink.
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collar-ah-DOH maybe

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...

Yep. They really do think that they are being funny.

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What's new pussycat. Meow, Meow, Meow.

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That's a new #monsterdon feeling. Sooo cringe
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#monsterdon nooo pleasedont lady with the glaven and the hitting!

dink dink
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hurk #monsterdon

"our bio you-know-what's are nearly balanced, more wine..." #Monsterdon

Please, for the love of all that's holy stop saying dink. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

"Pussycat"

Dink dink dink dink

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@jonny Yep. #Monsterdon

I think... I think they think this is funny?

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Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's KILL ME NOW PLEASE #monsterdon

#monsterdon BRING ME TWO BOTTLES OF CHRISTIAN BROTHERS BRANDY

#monsterdon "A proper dink dink"

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We have reached that moment in #monsterdon where many #monsterdonians are praying for the sweet release of death..

Nothing will work if I'm frightened.

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I like how the guy at the end is dressed like the fifth doctor

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See for this scene to not be like shoving glass into my eye she would need to drink him under the table. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

For a proper breeding kink scene we both need to be super drunk, because of the notable effect alcohol has on dink dinks. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@jonny Sadly, yes.

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#monsterdon Polyamory vs. Domination. Teehee! This will go well. Oh, and here's Gene again…

Please stop kissing Diana Muldaur, I may need to eat eventually. It's the voice, I can't stand her raised voice. #monsterdon

I wonder what the proto-Klingons are up to.

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"whaddya call thish sthuff"

"well, itsh... itsh... itsh dinksh" #monsterdon

I don't think the Smyth lady is going to want to leave either, she's enjoying this..

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I watched Hell Comes to Frog Town yesterday. This and that share a certain spirit, of sorts. #monsterdon

so the plot really is that this guy fucks this woman back into patriarchy huh #monsterdon

gross, neither of you knows how to kiss, gross. i think what you're feeling is REVULSION.

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Oh ick #Monsterdon

Doctor Crusher would be soooo jealous missing the opportunity for the dink action.

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#monsterdon despite the presentation saying differently he has l rizz

"Chemical conditioning"

He means RELAX AND TAKE THE DAMN STICK OUT OF YOUR ARSE MARG!

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That was the most awkward kiss in movie history...

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chemical conditioning? Oh someone will be hugging the toilet later...
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We could have been watching Saxon be Sador of the Malmori instead.

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Huh. That was before I even *thought* "now, kiss!" #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

booooo

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"Our chemical configurations must balance" is futurespeak for "we've got to get hammered". #monsterdon

@UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social @jonny@neuromatch.social right? i gave up on continuity when the whips came out.

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I know I'm feeling something

Ill. #monsterdon

Just imagine reading this script and thinking "sure, why not?" #Monsterdon

Hey let's not talk about bodies trained from childhood please #monsterdon

Did Roddenberry get any other pilots after this? If so, why?

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sorry lady, i can only get turned on when the other party is too drunk to say no. christ jesus.

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So I assume the plan here is taking normal human behavior, making it inappropriate, and then having the character narrate it in awkward detail to rub in how inappropriate it is

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#monsterdon complete nonsense reasoning to convince her to get drunk

Is he freaking gonna roofie her???? #Monsterdon

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 #monsterdon

Nothing better than joining in chemical configurations

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#PlanetEarth

Trained on wine since childhood, you say. hmmm
Are you french?
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He's been trained since childhood to spike women's drinks...

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"Of course you can touch me! Why do you think you're here!"

I don't know how much longer I can stand this.

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a matriarchy fueled by kookaid

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“Of course you can touch me! Just why do you think you’re here?”

OMG!

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@lorgonumputz

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You frighten me mistress. 🙄
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@funkula 2nd favorite part (after the steam cars)
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“Oooh please don’t!” is Dylan’s go-to pickup line. #monsterdon

Laughed out loud at the delivery on "noooo please don't" #monsterdon

Does she have any other tone? This one is getting QUITE old.

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"Its a nice color."

No. It really isn't. It's like Kool-Aid 2243.
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17 minutes left...
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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 taking one for the team

The right kind of NGYOOHEY FROYNLAVEN #Monsterdon

The eating noises are completely unnecessary! 😬 #Monsterdon

He finnessed a whole meal out of this woman on the suggestion that she would get her back blown out. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

#monsterdon I do need to stop for a moment and just point out how fucking hot Diana Muldaur is.

How Roddenberry managed to get TNG made after this pilot... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 lololol "what are they? show me"

#monsterdon terrible movie in many different ways

@SRLevine

"Tight but doable" is my new dating profile

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Seriously, what even the-

You know, I always kind of disliked the original Star Trek for all these kinds of things, but... Wow they toned down all this stuff so much for that show. I didn't realize Gene Reddenberry was this bad about all this...

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Why is she feeding him raw zucchini chunks

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Tonight on Diana Muldaur's Legs #monsterdon

Our techniques guarantee male orgasm. #Monsterdon

Dude really just wanted some ribs.

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i am rolling my eyes on the same tier as the preposterous sex and dollar backed society in "stranger from a strange land" and that's the most i am aware that eyes can roll #monsterdon

@paco

Like "Freeze Ray!" and "Cannonball!"

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it's a mercy Gene Roddenberry didn't live to see the omegaverse

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This dink has Special Training :bloblewd:

(Oh gawd Gene OH GAWD STOP)

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Was any of this re-used in the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" early—which is to say 'terrible'—episode "Angel One"?

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