#monsterdon Get up, get down, get hot tonightโฆ
Gosh, with a punch the guy throws his weapon so high!
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@xerozohar "TWO DINKS ENTER! ONE DINK LEAVES!"
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Is โpeopleโs libโ Gene's version of โall lives matter?โ
#monsterdon he's a redditor
Please I want this to be over.
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ah yes, people's lib, how liberal of you, gene roddenberry #puke
THIS LITTLE TALK IS NOT HELPING, GENE!!! #Monsterdon
WHY EVEN HAVE the outer framing of the collapsed human society and "planet earth" and pax and the heart attack and whatever. #monsterdon
Lurch comes to the rescue on horseback!
So glad this is almost over. I don't even care what happens.
I would really like the drunk acting to be over #monsterdon
Why isn't this over? #monsterdon
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's The Road Warrior
...Mad Dinks? Mad Dinks: Beyond Blunderdome? #monsterdon
Y'all.
I'm seriously considering if this is worse than all of season 5 of "Earth: Final Conflict."
I'll forever more think of #GeneRoddenberry as The Dinkster... dink dink dink dink dink #dink #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
Dink dink dink dink dink dink dink.
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collar-ah-DOH maybe
What's new pussycat. Meow, Meow, Meow.
That's a new #monsterdon feeling. Sooo cringe
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#monsterdon nooo pleasedont lady with the glaven and the hitting!
dink dink
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hurk #monsterdon
"our bio you-know-what's are nearly balanced, more wine..." #Monsterdon
Please, for the love of all that's holy stop saying dink. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth
@jonny Yep. #Monsterdon
I think... I think they think this is funny?
Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's KILL ME NOW PLEASE #monsterdon
#monsterdon BRING ME TWO BOTTLES OF CHRISTIAN BROTHERS BRANDY
#monsterdon "A proper dink dink"
We have reached that moment in #monsterdon where many #monsterdonians are praying for the sweet release of death..
Nothing will work if I'm frightened.
I like how the guy at the end is dressed like the fifth doctor
See for this scene to not be like shoving glass into my eye she would need to drink him under the table. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth
For a proper breeding kink scene we both need to be super drunk, because of the notable effect alcohol has on dink dinks. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
@jonny Sadly, yes.
#monsterdon Polyamory vs. Domination. Teehee! This will go well. Oh, and here's Gene againโฆ
Please stop kissing Diana Muldaur, I may need to eat eventually. It's the voice, I can't stand her raised voice. #monsterdon
I wonder what the proto-Klingons are up to.
"whaddya call thish sthuff"
"well, itsh... itsh... itsh dinksh" #monsterdon
I don't think the Smyth lady is going to want to leave either, she's enjoying this..
I watched Hell Comes to Frog Town yesterday. This and that share a certain spirit, of sorts. #monsterdon
so the plot really is that this guy fucks this woman back into patriarchy huh #monsterdon
gross, neither of you knows how to kiss, gross. i think what you're feeling is REVULSION.
Oh ick #Monsterdon
Doctor Crusher would be soooo jealous missing the opportunity for the dink action.
#monsterdon despite the presentation saying differently he has l rizz
That was the most awkward kiss in movie history...
chemical conditioning? Oh someone will be hugging the toilet later...
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We could have been watching Saxon be Sador of the Malmori instead.
Huh. That was before I even *thought* "now, kiss!" #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
booooo
"Our chemical configurations must balance" is futurespeak for "we've got to get hammered". #monsterdon
@UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social @jonny@neuromatch.social right? i gave up on continuity when the whips came out.
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I know I'm feeling something
Ill. #monsterdon
Just imagine reading this script and thinking "sure, why not?" #Monsterdon
Hey let's not talk about bodies trained from childhood please #monsterdon
Did Roddenberry get any other pilots after this? If so, why?
sorry lady, i can only get turned on when the other party is too drunk to say no. christ jesus.
So I assume the plan here is taking normal human behavior, making it inappropriate, and then having the character narrate it in awkward detail to rub in how inappropriate it is
#monsterdon complete nonsense reasoning to convince her to get drunk
Is he freaking gonna roofie her???? #Monsterdon
๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ #monsterdon
Nothing better than joining in chemical configurations
Trained on wine since childhood, you say. hmmm
Are you french?
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He's been trained since childhood to spike women's drinks...
"Of course you can touch me! Why do you think you're here!"
I don't know how much longer I can stand this.
a matriarchy fueled by kookaid
You frighten me mistress. ๐
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@funkula 2nd favorite part (after the steam cars)
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โOooh please donโt!โ is Dylanโs go-to pickup line. #monsterdon
Laughed out loud at the delivery on "noooo please don't" #monsterdon
Does she have any other tone? This one is getting QUITE old.
"Its a nice color."
No. It really isn't. It's like Kool-Aid 2243.
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17 minutes left...
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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 taking one for the team
The right kind of NGYOOHEY FROYNLAVEN #Monsterdon
The eating noises are completely unnecessary! ๐ฌ #Monsterdon
He finnessed a whole meal out of this woman on the suggestion that she would get her back blown out. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth ๐ฝ ๐ฅ ๐ฟ
#monsterdon I do need to stop for a moment and just point out how fucking hot Diana Muldaur is.
How Roddenberry managed to get TNG made after this pilot... #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 lololol "what are they? show me"
#monsterdon terrible movie in many different ways
Seriously, what even the-
You know, I always kind of disliked the original Star Trek for all these kinds of things, but... Wow they toned down all this stuff so much for that show. I didn't realize Gene Reddenberry was this bad about all this...
Why is she feeding him raw zucchini chunks
Tonight on Diana Muldaur's Legs #monsterdon
Our techniques guarantee male orgasm. #Monsterdon
Dude really just wanted some ribs.
i am rolling my eyes on the same tier as the preposterous sex and dollar backed society in "stranger from a strange land" and that's the most i am aware that eyes can roll #monsterdon
it's a mercy Gene Roddenberry didn't live to see the omegaverse
Was any of this re-used in the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" earlyโwhich is to say 'terrible'โepisode "Angel One"?