I joined late and I think this is awesome #monsterdon

Those kreig/creek guys seem kind of... doughy. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@jonny they got as bored of it as we did

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#monsterdon It's Kool Aid... so you know, watch out for basic wall structural integrity... OH YEAAAAH!

#monsterdon

You brought a gun to a punch-fight!!

now for some hot man on man action with ropes
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Yes, the woman who fought a bare-knuckle battle before would *definitely* be cowed by a slap. 🙄 #Monsterdon

Ha! Yes! Invasion people!

Too many plots too little time left! Too few good ideas to make a movie!

#Monsterdon

No sex please violence time now.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I love how he almost hit drunk dink accidentally with the gun when he swung back.

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Wow, he almost hit him

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I’ve figured it out! Roddenberry’s message is “there but for the grace of pay inequality that way go us!” #Monsterdon

He almost got Saxon in the face with that one. Nice dodge there John. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

I like throwing the rifle

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oh ok cool it's a new movie now i guess #monsterdon

Yes yes! The bad guys are here!

Can they win? Please?

#Monsterdon

@jonny Right? #Monsterdon

FINALLY THE ORKS #monsterdon

I see you've managed to get your shirt off. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

If it makes y'all feel better, it's almost over.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@forestine Hope not. And whoever did the drinking/dinking game ist long lost to us 😔 #monsterdon

She's passed out and you're gonna do her anyway, aren't you?

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@jonny@neuromatch.social had to hide his kinks until filming was so far along they coulndt turn back and everyone knows producers dont read past the 5th page of a screenplay...

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

They keep playing that playful “joke at Spock’s expense” music which makes this scene even more uncomfortable.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Get up, get down, get hot tonight…

Gosh, with a punch the guy throws his weapon so high!
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@xerozohar "TWO DINKS ENTER! ONE DINK LEAVES!"
#monsterdon

I say, let the cats rule.

FLUFF AND CUDDLES FOR ALL!

#monsterdon #planetearth

Is “people’s lib” Gene's version of “all lives matter?”

#Monsterdon

Please I want this to be over.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon he's a redditor

ah yes, people's lib, how liberal of you, gene roddenberry #puke

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

"Peoples Lib" is like "All Lives Matter", right?

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THIS LITTLE TALK IS NOT HELPING, GENE!!! #Monsterdon

WHY EVEN HAVE the outer framing of the collapsed human society and "planet earth" and pax and the heart attack and whatever. #monsterdon

Lurch comes to the rescue on horseback!

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So glad this is almost over. I don't even care what happens.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I would really like the drunk acting to be over #monsterdon

Why isn't this over? #monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's The Road Warrior

...Mad Dinks? Mad Dinks: Beyond Blunderdome? #monsterdon

Y'all.

I'm seriously considering if this is worse than all of season 5 of "Earth: Final Conflict."

#monsterdon #planetearth

I'll forever more think of #GeneRoddenberry as The Dinkster... dink dink dink dink dink #dink #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Dink dink dink dink dink dink dink.
#Monsterdon

collar-ah-DOH maybe

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...

Yep. They really do think that they are being funny.

#Monsterdon

What's new pussycat. Meow, Meow, Meow.

#monsterdon

That's a new #monsterdon feeling. Sooo cringe
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@saucerlost I wish David Attenborough narrated a commentary track about all the ways this is terrible

"The bad movie in its natural habitat..."

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#monsterdon nooo pleasedont lady with the glaven and the hitting!

engelbert humperdink

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dink dink
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hurk #monsterdon

"our bio you-know-what's are nearly balanced, more wine..." #Monsterdon

Please, for the love of all that's holy stop saying dink. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

"Pussycat"

Dink dink dink dink

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@jonny Yep. #Monsterdon

I think... I think they think this is funny?

#Monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's KILL ME NOW PLEASE #monsterdon

#monsterdon BRING ME TWO BOTTLES OF CHRISTIAN BROTHERS BRANDY

never mind the kissing is worse go back to talking! go back to talking!

#monsterdon

@flowerpot
Yes, the one where she turns into a lover, which is worse.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

#monsterdon "A proper dink dink"

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We have reached that moment in #monsterdon where many #monsterdonians are praying for the sweet release of death..

Nothing will work if I'm frightened.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I like how the guy at the end is dressed like the fifth doctor

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"I've been trained since childhood to get women drunk so that they'll actually sleep with me." #Monsterdon

See for this scene to not be like shoving glass into my eye she would need to drink him under the table. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

For a proper breeding kink scene we both need to be super drunk, because of the notable effect alcohol has on dink dinks. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@jonny Sadly, yes.

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#monsterdon Polyamory vs. Domination. Teehee! This will go well. Oh, and here's Gene again…

Please stop kissing Diana Muldaur, I may need to eat eventually. It's the voice, I can't stand her raised voice. #monsterdon

I wonder what the proto-Klingons are up to.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

"whaddya call thish sthuff"

"well, itsh... itsh... itsh dinksh" #monsterdon

I don't think the Smyth lady is going to want to leave either, she's enjoying this..

#Monsterdon

I watched Hell Comes to Frog Town yesterday. This and that share a certain spirit, of sorts. #monsterdon

so the plot really is that this guy fucks this woman back into patriarchy huh #monsterdon

gross, neither of you knows how to kiss, gross. i think what you're feeling is REVULSION.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Oh ick #Monsterdon

Doctor Crusher would be soooo jealous missing the opportunity for the dink action.

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#monsterdon despite the presentation saying differently he has l rizz

"Chemical conditioning"

He means RELAX AND TAKE THE DAMN STICK OUT OF YOUR ARSE MARG!

#Monsterdon

That was the most awkward kiss in movie history...

#Monsterdon

chemical conditioning? Oh someone will be hugging the toilet later...
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We could have been watching Saxon be Sador of the Malmori instead.

#monsterdon #planetearth

Huh. That was before I even *thought* "now, kiss!" #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

booooo

#monsterdon

"Our chemical configurations must balance" is futurespeak for "we've got to get hammered". #monsterdon

@UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social @jonny@neuromatch.social right? i gave up on continuity when the whips came out.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I know I'm feeling something

Ill. #monsterdon

Just imagine reading this script and thinking "sure, why not?" #Monsterdon

Hey let's not talk about bodies trained from childhood please #monsterdon

sorry lady, i can only get turned on when the other party is too drunk to say no. christ jesus.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Did Roddenberry get any other pilots after this? If so, why?

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So I assume the plan here is taking normal human behavior, making it inappropriate, and then having the character narrate it in awkward detail to rub in how inappropriate it is

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#monsterdon complete nonsense reasoning to convince her to get drunk

Is he freaking gonna roofie her???? #Monsterdon

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 #monsterdon

Nothing better than joining in chemical configurations

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth

This sort of thing is so much sexier when Leonard Nimoy is trying to tempt a Romulan commander, you know that #Monsterdon

Trained on wine since childhood, you say. hmmm
Are you french?
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