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It's time for death to all involved.

This movie is GrossSappy.

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#monsterdon “It's true, Isiah(?), millions of cars in my time, all over the world!"

[Isiah has absolutely no reaction]

@davesdogmaggie The first rule of Dink Club.....

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Lmao, she's asleep

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#monsterdon Dr Karate

@jonny@neuromatch.social This was the surgeon's plot coming to fruition, wasn't it? Everyone was drugging their Dinks, but the surgeon added in something to neutralize the drug in the latest round of gruel.

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#monsterdon Ah, here we go, the Roddenberry thesis statement, with an endearing characteristic bluntness.

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Yes, let's enjoy the beauty of fossil fuels again.

millions of cars 😔
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That does not sound like 200 horsepower

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Here's 200 horses! More like one lame horse.

think they got truck nuts on that rolling smoke?
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Just upset their entire culture and bug out with their car afterwards?

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"you'll be running with our young people in weeks"

Told you....

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That was quite the extremely unbelievable street fight. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

pfft the premise for the plot is settled off-screen with one line, yay #Monsterdon

Christ I’d forgotten about Ted Cassidy, Native American. Amazed it could get worse.

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Oh snap, Bechdel pass!

Who needs a fast horse when you have a hoopty Pakled starship, er, car. #Monsterdon

My dinks fought for me!

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They are really getting their money’s worth out of that thudding hit sound effect, aren’t they? #Monsterdon

DARN IT!!!!!!!!

The bad guys lost... We have to watch more of this. :Sobbing:

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What's new pussycat

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Lurch makes his entrance! On horseback!

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Damn, Lurch to the rescue! #monsterdon

Let's just completely rework our society because, uh ...

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Lurch rules! He will save us all from this film..

Ah yes from that advanced star faring civilization where they teach you to ride horses.

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Gettem' white Tonto!! #Monsterdon

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*SWEET* bay pony + trick rider combo!

DINK ARMY RISE UP
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Why would you jump off the horse? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon Oh no there are four bad guys whatever shall we do.

SPOON!

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That horse is the most talented actor in this film.

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she fights all day every day! she would not be doing this poorly in a brawl!

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Dink Fight!
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That's some good brawlin' Kirk would approve #Monsterdon

Apparently if youre not within 10 feet of the protagonist you get captured. #monsterdon

"You rang?"

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let's see how many times they can fit the word dink into the last 5 minutes

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#monsterdon lol flying jump kick!! Get rekt!!!! 🦵

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Used Car Sales

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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 well, this escalated quickly

Muting #Monsterdon for the night. Y'all know if something is awful you don't have to watch it, right? My whole feed is flooded with people being revolted and, just, spend your time better, seriously. Life is too short to waste it on media you don't enjoy.

You have my permission to DNF this one.

no on-screen moves for Marg, huh

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KIRK KICK!

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Oh, there they are! Just a framing issue.

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Funky 70s bass fight

Where did the guns go? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

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Risk, Risk is our buisiness!

Let's rebel.

@jonny@neuromatch.social oh thank goodness

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yeah but they got AKs, genius.

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14 wives? All to amuse and bear children? 😆😆😆😆

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Oh no! They shot Partha? #monsterdon

Purple peace keepers with a Tarzan patois. Sigh #Monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Shitty Gender Role Beliefs #monsterdon

OF COURSE YOU CAN TOUCH ME

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"Frightened Rabbit," you see you have to swim until you don't see land. #Monsterdon

there is NO SECRET to OUTER SPACE

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yay finally a good Trek-style flying kick #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol punching the bad guy made the "tiled stone" bed frame come apart

John Saxon really cannot pull off a Kirk drop kick, I'm sorry. #Monsterdon

Her luxury bed is a pile of paving slabs, not even put together well, topped with a mattress.
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gonad! did everyone get the gruel last night?

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The bedroom scene has left me speechless

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He...broke the bed platform when he landed.

Dear Universe, how cheap *were* these sets!?

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Every week, #monsterdon happens in the middle of my Monday workday, and I generally follow on vicariously through the hashtag without actually watching, or sometimes miss out completely.

Every week, I wonder whether it's actually a better way to experience the movie in question.

Not this week.

Spirit put her ass to sleep now she calling me NyQuil.

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we want the secret

of outer space

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"Ke Viva El Gvapo!"

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Go bad guys go! Go bad guys go!!!

:KaitoCheer:

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This is worse than the last fight

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there is literally nothing good about this movie that's intentional

The Pakleds are here, they want their hoopty cars to go fast. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon watch these men prove their "worth" to the women by being good at violence

I joined late and I think this is awesome #monsterdon

Those kreig/creek guys seem kind of... doughy. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@jonny they got as bored of it as we did

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#monsterdon It's Kool Aid... so you know, watch out for basic wall structural integrity... OH YEAAAAH!

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You brought a gun to a punch-fight!!

now for some hot man on man action with ropes
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Yes, the woman who fought a bare-knuckle battle before would *definitely* be cowed by a slap. 🙄 #Monsterdon

Ha! Yes! Invasion people!

Too many plots too little time left! Too few good ideas to make a movie!

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No sex please violence time now.

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I love how he almost hit drunk dink accidentally with the gun when he swung back.

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Wow, he almost hit him

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I’ve figured it out! Roddenberry’s message is “there but for the grace of pay inequality that way go us!” #Monsterdon

He almost got Saxon in the face with that one. Nice dodge there John. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

I like throwing the rifle

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oh ok cool it's a new movie now i guess #monsterdon

Yes yes! The bad guys are here!

Can they win? Please?

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@jonny Right? #Monsterdon

FINALLY THE ORKS #monsterdon

I see you've managed to get your shirt off. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

If it makes y'all feel better, it's almost over.

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@forestine Hope not. And whoever did the drinking/dinking game ist long lost to us 😔 #monsterdon

She's passed out and you're gonna do her anyway, aren't you?

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@jonny@neuromatch.social had to hide his kinks until filming was so far along they coulndt turn back and everyone knows producers dont read past the 5th page of a screenplay...

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