Dinking off into the planet-spanning subway system. Maybe

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...So "Pater" is a title?

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Ooooooooof

That... was certainly a thing that Roddenberry filmed.

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WHY?! WHY WAS THIS MOVIE?!

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#monsterdon Also, seriously, was that Shatner on helium narrating the beginning/end?

I wish you hadn't tired me with this story TBH
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#monsterdon That candle was doing a lot of spotlight work.

Aww. Janet Margolin died in 93. Only 50.

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Yeah, Dorothy Hamill, we share the eye roll. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon PUNCHED SO HARD HE BROKE THE DIAS.

Praise be to Juffo Wup that movie is about to end our stupor-slavery. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon Nonbinary Lib anyone ;)

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It's time for death to all involved.

This movie is GrossSappy.

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"In my century there were MILLIONS of cars, all over the world!"

It must've been awful

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#monsterdon “It's true, Isiah(?), millions of cars in my time, all over the world!"

[Isiah has absolutely no reaction]

@davesdogmaggie The first rule of Dink Club.....

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Lmao, she's asleep

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#monsterdon Dr Karate

#monsterdon I'm not kidding if they'd made this pilot about Lurch as a long-haired 23rd Century Hodor fighting crime from horseback it would we wouldn't have needed 3 pilots it would have been a series and it would have ran for 30 seasons. #planetEarth1974

Also the wood-gas cars are actually a thing, imagine a hyperloop full of them however...

@jonny@neuromatch.social This was the surgeon's plot coming to fruition, wasn't it? Everyone was drugging their Dinks, but the surgeon added in something to neutralize the drug in the latest round of gruel.

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#monsterdon Ah, here we go, the Roddenberry thesis statement, with an endearing characteristic bluntness.

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Yes, let's enjoy the beauty of fossil fuels again.

millions of cars 😔
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That does not sound like 200 horsepower

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Here's 200 horses! More like one lame horse.

Everyone get in! But not you, HS! No chicks allowed in the Cool Dude Mobile #monsterdon

think they got truck nuts on that rolling smoke?
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Just upset their entire culture and bug out with their car afterwards?

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Marg is fine, even this movie cannot dim Diana Muldaur's sheer attractiveness.

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"you'll be running with our young people in weeks"

Told you....

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That was quite the extremely unbelievable street fight. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

pfft the premise for the plot is settled off-screen with one line, yay #Monsterdon

Christ I’d forgotten about Ted Cassidy, Native American. Amazed it could get worse.

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Oh snap, Bechdel pass!

Who needs a fast horse when you have a hoopty Pakled starship, er, car. #Monsterdon

My dinks fought for me!

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They are really getting their money’s worth out of that thudding hit sound effect, aren’t they? #Monsterdon

DARN IT!!!!!!!!

The bad guys lost... We have to watch more of this. :Sobbing:

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@CactuarJoe more like "shitty shitty bang bang" #monsterdon

What's new pussycat

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Lurch makes his entrance! On horseback!

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Damn, Lurch to the rescue! #monsterdon

Let's just completely rework our society because, uh ...

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Lurch rules! He will save us all from this film..

Ah yes from that advanced star faring civilization where they teach you to ride horses.

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Gettem' white Tonto!! #Monsterdon

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*SWEET* bay pony + trick rider combo!

DINK ARMY RISE UP
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Why would you jump off the horse? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon Oh no there are four bad guys whatever shall we do.

SPOON!

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That horse is the most talented actor in this film.

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she fights all day every day! she would not be doing this poorly in a brawl!

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Dink Fight!
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That's some good brawlin' Kirk would approve #Monsterdon

Apparently if youre not within 10 feet of the protagonist you get captured. #monsterdon

"You rang?"

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throwing yourself into the guy's arms is in interesting fighting move

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let's see how many times they can fit the word dink into the last 5 minutes

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#monsterdon lol flying jump kick!! Get rekt!!!! 🦵

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I saw this fight in the Batman TV show!

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Used Car Sales

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#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 well, this escalated quickly

Muting #Monsterdon for the night. Y'all know if something is awful you don't have to watch it, right? My whole feed is flooded with people being revolted and, just, spend your time better, seriously. Life is too short to waste it on media you don't enjoy.

You have my permission to DNF this one.

no on-screen moves for Marg, huh

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KIRK KICK!

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Oh, there they are! Just a framing issue.

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Funky 70s bass fight

Wow that miniskirt is basically a baggy woven g-string
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Action Saxon! Kick! Punch! With new kung fu grip.
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Where did the guns go? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@CactuarJoe ...is the number finite 🤔

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Risk, Risk is our buisiness!

Let's rebel.

@jonny@neuromatch.social oh thank goodness

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yeah but they got AKs, genius.

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14 wives? All to amuse and bear children? 😆😆😆😆

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We want Secret! Is strong enough for man but Ph balanced for mutant! #monsterdon

Oh no! They shot Partha? #monsterdon

Purple peace keepers with a Tarzan patois. Sigh #Monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Shitty Gender Role Beliefs #monsterdon

OF COURSE YOU CAN TOUCH ME

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"Frightened Rabbit," you see you have to swim until you don't see land. #Monsterdon

there is NO SECRET to OUTER SPACE

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yay finally a good Trek-style flying kick #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol punching the bad guy made the "tiled stone" bed frame come apart

John Saxon really cannot pull off a Kirk drop kick, I'm sorry. #Monsterdon

Her luxury bed is a pile of paving slabs, not even put together well, topped with a mattress.
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gonad! did everyone get the gruel last night?

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The bedroom scene has left me speechless

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He...broke the bed platform when he landed.

Dear Universe, how cheap *were* these sets!?

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Every week, #monsterdon happens in the middle of my Monday workday, and I generally follow on vicariously through the hashtag without actually watching, or sometimes miss out completely.

Every week, I wonder whether it's actually a better way to experience the movie in question.

Not this week.

Spirit put her ass to sleep now she calling me NyQuil.

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we want the secret

of outer space

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"Ke Viva El Gvapo!"

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Go bad guys go! Go bad guys go!!!

:KaitoCheer:

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This is worse than the last fight

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there is literally nothing good about this movie that's intentional

The Pakleds are here, they want their hoopty cars to go fast. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon watch these men prove their "worth" to the women by being good at violence