JUMPING PIRANHA FACE ATTACK!!!

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Lying is wrong but the two main characters would have a lot more luck getting people to safety by just lying and saying there's toxins in the water or something. In this TED talk I will--

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@Lazarou Between last week and this week we are really learning some Things about the world of 70's movies

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Laugh all you want at the fat dude, he'll be you in 10-20 years with that diet....

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Getting some One Crazy Summer vibes here. Gonna give the chubby guy a can of beans, too?

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I can confirm seeing at least two people of color in this film.

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The dude just casually blowing up his water raft thingy like we used to have to do - by the lips

Pink scarf with a bolo tie. Bold fashion choice.

I would wear it .

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Instead of "please, you've got to believe me," try something like "two dead, eight injured at the summer camp."

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The music when they cut from sad Susie to the water festivities. Lol.

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oh yikes, buddy system being used (presumably) to take account of the off-screen fatalities? that's a subtle touch

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No one has called the police? An ambulance? Anyone?

I guess the mayor's an asshole, we learned that, but the REST of the services...? Hell even the VFW?

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WHY DON'T YOU PUT HER IN CHARGE

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@ApostateEnglishman Roger Corman nods with approval. #HumanoidsfromtheDeep #monsterdon

Ooooh! That look he gave the camp asshole said everything.

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"It looks like we're gonna have to drive to the resort ourselves" Yeah you get to be late to the slaughter YET AGAIN. #Monsterdon #Piranha

help out there? she could run the place given even half the chance. #monsterdon

#monsterdon So are the muppet/mickey-mouse-laughing noises supposed to be what Piranha sound like?

OOOOOOH, *that's* why he's mopping floors in Chopping Mall.

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YES! Devour those kids! Increase the body count! Go #TeamFish !
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I thought for a second that maybe the Pirahnas had cut the phone line!

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By all rights that little girl should have pulled Betsy's dismembered arm out of the water, this movie is super tame.

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Army's been doing experiments with flying fish too, I see #monsterdon

Yay! Amongst this prolonged bloody child horror show one person has found their courage amongst fear.

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Oooh he crossed piranhas with *salmon*.

*That's* why they're so dangerous.

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If only there was some way, in a police car, to signal to other vehicles that they should pull over. It's a mystery, might as well just pull out blindly!

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Betsy's a gonna kid......

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ah.. i guess we did sacrifice a teenager after all

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Looks like Betsy is FINished

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@ranjit Codzilla 🥰

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okay, mr mean camp counselor helping kids out of the water despite being all bloody, i guess he gets like 1 point. #monsterdon

wow, that aladdin logo

even more memories unlocked, i haven't thought about this stuff for AGES.

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Get on the boat, dumbass, this isn't the fucking titanic

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He driving tf out that car! #Monsterdon

Well, to the camp asshole's credit, he's helping get the kids out of the river, even after he's been shredded to bits himself.

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When Codzilla isn't on screen the audience should be asking "where's Codzilla?"
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The piranha child massacre
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Aw it's a Steve Martin arrow. Bless!

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Given the results, I still stand by that we're not actually following the protagonists of this movie.

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Little girl like, "God damn it, I knew I was gonna Cassandra this bitch :/" #Monsterdon

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Come on, Suzy, you've got this!

Protagonist Jr. has just upgrade to protagonist!

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They must be cross bred with bees. #Monsterdon

oh wow, that is a lot of child death #monsterdon

100% serious because this is not a funny scene and this movie has been way to dumb to carry it off

also, ew

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statistically some of those kids aren't getting out....

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oh my god the kids are actually gonna get eaten!!!

gotta respect a movie that Goes There

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Piranha headshot! #monsterdon

They’re jumpers!

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that fish just really craved face meat #monsterdon

Kinda dark the children are getting bit....

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My respect to the cleverly hidden girl. Nice, nice.

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Man I love a mass child death scene. #Monsterdon

nom nom nom
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Lol they're actually killing kids! Didn't expect that

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part of the reason i love running a #monsterdon stream is i can just check in on police cars jumping dukes of hazzard style

As the child swimming race proceeds, the swim shy daughter is supposed to swim, but she doesn't want to, so she is instead watching from other a canoe. Presumably, she will soon watch her classmates die of bitey fish, confirming her fear of the water and its horrors. #monsterdon

oh shit this movie is actually doing this

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This is waaaaaaaaaayyyy too much children screaming. Thank goodness for subtitles.

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oh no watch out vaguely fish shaped shadows!
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Chekov's starter pistol

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Dukes o Hazard shot! #monsterdon

I wonder how the lil claymation guy is doing

hope he's okay

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gratuitous stunt driving ✅

I strongly recommend not sending kids to this camp... #Monsterdon

Yeah I guess if the carp problem's, bad piranha would be worse...

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So much for "limp a lot"

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Smart girl, fuck the police. #Monsterdon

All the camp scenes are super cringe. #Monsterdon

I hate how hard it is to distinguish excited kid screams from frightened kid screams.

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I'm banning the use of the child leg cam by this film #monsterdon

even the cars are yellow wth

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HAH! Throwing the pants at the deputy is the best laugh of this movie.
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look at these crowd. Those piranhas will have an "all you can eat" buffet
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chekhov's police siren #monsterdon

So the archery shooting area is just a random spot next to some tents? With kids running around?

One day the kids with the arrow won't be joking.

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"Nice try, kid."

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Time to feed the fishies. #Monsterdon #Piranha

So THAT's how the arrow trick is done!! #monsterdon

seventh doctor shoot a whole serial at that resort

or close enough to it

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Those were the fakest scissors I’ve ever seen.

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Child later in therapy because of her recurring nightmares that she's unable to cut ribbons in front of a crowd

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oh yay the part where the town festival that must not be interrupted gets absolutely trashed by the monster
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That's some high-falutin classical music you've got there, it'd be a shame if some bitey fishes showed up to listen and maybe do other things

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THESE PANTS SMELL LIKE FARTS

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this movie has some decent jokes for sure #monsterdon

💯 points to the movie. No notes.

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Okay the pants out of the window was funny, I'll give them that one. #Monsterdon

@combatwombat @akamran Oh sounds promising, I'm sure it could be added into the pool for future polls (assuming it's available on Tubi or somewhere like that)

cc @Taweret

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took his trousers, shoulda taken his underpants too, also some appropriate extra parts and he'd never have said a thing ever

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[pantsing intensifies]

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Look in her defense, he is wearing clown shoe cowboy boots for some reason #monsterdon

okay I appreciate throwing the pants at the cop

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She's breaking out of jail after knocking out a cop. Laws mean nothing in this movie.
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1970s drone cam!

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Murder!

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She's getting pretty good a clonking people out. #Monsterdon

Presumably they're chained to his BELT....

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"He's knocked out but he's alive!"

Damn. #Monsterdon