@akamran Looks fun. The Monster that Challenged the World (1957) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050722/ #monsterdon

Guys - I keep hearing weird noises gnawing outside my house. Is there a bingo space for when the movie legit gives you the creeps? #piranha
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FUNNY CONCUSSION! #Monsterdon

Have you ever tried to take pants off over cowboy boots? It's not easy!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

*BONK*

#Piranha #Monsterdon

THE COOL S.

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That crappy camp counselor was also in Chopping Mall, Paul Bartel. #Monsterdon #Piranha

Rerouting water is apparently her superpower

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#Piranha

Single BEST gratuitous use of tits in a movie. Ever!!!

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Oh, she's gonna Macguyver her way outta here. #Monsterdon

oh no, more horny teens? this does not bode well

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GO FOR A SWIM ASSHOLE #Monsterdon

i see, i see, he is very stupid

#piranha #monsterdon

No I think if they're swimming they would be in cold water

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*looks around at everyone in bi*

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Amazing how their local tv station know exactly what to show at the most ironic moment

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Kid's camp, military people, weird lab, resort opening - I'm getting location overload!! #monsterdon

Dick Miller! Man he's been in a ton of stuff. We saw him get it in Chopping Mall. #Monsterdon #Piranha

"they drink beer and they hide"
listen, sir, i don't have to take this kind of abuse.
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I wonder what the piranhas are up to

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...Shmuck. #Monsterdon

It feels like at some point during the Jimmy Carter administration they passed a law that said all horror movies had to contain some footage from an older horror movie. #monsterdon

Dick Miller. DRINK!!! #Monsterdon

aww poor ocean caterpillar #TeamMonster

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Oh THERE'S the beach we gotta close. #Monsterdon

It's Monsterdon inception!

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

You say piranya, I say piranha, let's call the whole thing off

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#Monsterdon 🏊 🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐟 🐟 🐟 🩸 🩸💀 😱

They should've had a 'wanted' poster with a picture of a piranha dangit

oooh i bet the fishies are gonna chomp some coppers :3c

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@Taweret fried fish and hush puppies! now you're talkin!

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So whaddya think, Funny Concussion or Funny Distraction to get out of jail? #Monsterdon

I would like some fried fish tho

and hush puppies

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#monsterdon Cops are incompetent. That’s fine. The frogs ADR is way off the charts. Someone draw the gain down on those damn frogs! LOL.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978 Would somebody quiet down those frogs??

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TRIVIA BITES

🎥 During filming of Piranha, an on location Holiday Inn restaurant waitress was surprised to be asked if she wanted to be in the movie. She excitedly said "yes".

🚩 The director, who was staying at the hotel warned her that she would have to flash her breasts and she said it was fine.

⚠️What she didn't know was that her flash was to be a body double for lead Heather Menzies ("Maggie") who feared her husband might object to her doing the same.

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What a headline.

ACAB includes Piranha Cops

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#Monsterdon oh I, too, love to recruit people based on the fact that they have stumbled upon my classified dangerous stuff and no other criteria

funky escape music

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She tells him to look up in the sky and then flashes her tits? What's the sense of that?

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"Look! Up in the sky! It's Superman!" -flashes tits- #monsterdon

wow that is a huge newspaper

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Bob was a dreamer. A dreamer of super attack fish #monsterdon

WAIT! It IS Paul Bartel!! haha

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isn't grogan the baby yoda thing

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This movie predates DADT...

#Piranha #Monsterdon

Okay, I'm awarding points for the most realistic guard interaction scene I've ever seen in a movie.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

She’s got the big shoulder pads of another era #Monsterdon

Don't ask don't tell!

#monsterdon #piranha

"what if he's gay?" "then *i'll* distract him!"

"listen. are you gay?"

well i love this movie now

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#monsterdon My god, they have a very binary view of gender. Tsk tsk tsk. ;)

oh no this whole attempted distraction is great

#piranha #monsterdon

what even was that scene

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Whoa - total porn set up! #monsterdon

Yes kids, phone calls only cost one dime in 1978.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Dang, that Anti-Squawk legislation we passed last congress really came back to bite us. #monsterdon

So, the blonde is good, and the brunette, evil?
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#Monsterdon Wow. M*A*S*H has reeeeeeally changed.

@jsadow @CactuarJoe It sure would be cool if we found out!

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Better watch your ass, mister, you don't wanna end up on the wrong end of THE FISH CIA #Monsterdon

the war is never over mister grogan

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she tossed her hair like five times in one conversation #monsterdon

"Fish genetics is a very small field"

Really? Zebra fish are sort of a classic biology model organism...

#Monsterdon #Biology #Genetics

The Army vs The Piranha
We thought this was a Jaws rip off but now it's a Godzilla rip off.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

I love the lighting on that woman, fish geneticist. It makes her look demonic.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

#monsterdon Doctor Bob. Bob Hope. Sure. I mean, character development was all done at the Dollar Store, so we're just going to watch Bob Hope's efforts PAN OUT.

Scientists = No fear, no scruples #monsterdon

fish genetics is a very small field 😉 😉

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Take a drink every time someone says piranya

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I am getting a crush on Dismissive High Cheekbones British Lady

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Wait did we just learn that Evil Fish Scientist Man was named Bob Hope?

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"You know what Hoak was into. With all the ball gags and whips."

#piranha #monsterdon

wait, doctor hope's first name is BOB??? 🤦
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the piranha have got around the ob-STAC-kles in their paths

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Then they poisoned the river and all the mutant fish died the end #monsterdon

Oh, she was balling him. Now I get it. #Monsterdon

Military conscription it is.

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@trixter @CactuarJoe I am confused about where the fish with legs is and what it ultimately has to do with the plot.

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It's a little loose but I'm calling "science fiction" as satisfying "authorities ignore warning" and with that I have bingo 🎉

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These people are comical

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I know she’s a skeptic but I love her leather bag.

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Solution: First, put all the fish in a barrel...

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wouldn't this have been a NAVY operation? #monsterdon

that's definitely why that guy joined the military, to hawk pieces of butchered cow into the lake for the entertainment of his superiors. #monsterdon

Let’s just poison the water. That should do the trick. #Monsterdon

@srol "Why do they always make packages so hard to open nowadays?" - the fish #monsterdon

Why did he have to run up to the dam in silence and not shout "don't open it" until he was ten feet away? #Monsterdon

I stg they better use explosives on these piranha
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...Who called the military? Or did they specifically have a Killer Fish Response Team? #Monsterdon

This damn worker is terrible at his job.

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Uh oh... throw the doc overboard! #monsterdon

What do you think the mutant fish with legs is doing right now? #Monsterdon

a fish cartoon. how ironic

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Sorry we had to use daddy as bait kid

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Without all the blood in the water, I'm really appreciating these fish effects. #FishFX

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

LOG ROLLING CONTEST LETS GOOOOOO

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i knew the excessive details on the "it's all lashing, no nails" raft would come back to uhh, bite them #Monsterdon

My head canon is that Piranha is a Gremlins prequel, I'm on team fishies they got moxie

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why didn't we just stay on the land again?

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