I know she’s a skeptic but I love her leather bag.

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Solution: First, put all the fish in a barrel...

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wouldn't this have been a NAVY operation? #monsterdon

that's definitely why that guy joined the military, to hawk pieces of butchered cow into the lake for the entertainment of his superiors. #monsterdon

Let’s just poison the water. That should do the trick. #Monsterdon

@srol "Why do they always make packages so hard to open nowadays?" - the fish #monsterdon

Why did he have to run up to the dam in silence and not shout "don't open it" until he was ten feet away? #Monsterdon

I stg they better use explosives on these piranha
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...Who called the military? Or did they specifically have a Killer Fish Response Team? #Monsterdon

This damn worker is terrible at his job.

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Uh oh... throw the doc overboard! #monsterdon

What do you think the mutant fish with legs is doing right now? #Monsterdon

a fish cartoon. how ironic

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Sorry we had to use daddy as bait kid

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Without all the blood in the water, I'm really appreciating these fish effects. #FishFX

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LOG ROLLING CONTEST LETS GOOOOOO

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i knew the excessive details on the "it's all lashing, no nails" raft would come back to uhh, bite them #Monsterdon

My head canon is that Piranha is a Gremlins prequel, I'm on team fishies they got moxie

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why didn't we just stay on the land again?

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just GO TO SHORE!! YOU CAN SEE IT! IT'S NOT THAT FAR AWAY!!!!

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I saw fish teef!
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Too bad they didn't take the kid's fiberglass canoe. #Monsterdon

Gonna need a bigger raft ...

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The scientist died as he lived, feeding mutant fish 😔 #Monsterdon

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#monsterdon why would they be eating the lashing?

THE FISH KNOW HOW TO UNTIE KNOTS???? #Monsterdon

If you want to talk about killing, you SHOULD talk to your politicians and military people.

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They could have picked a slower way to get down a river, but it would be a challenge. #Monsterdon #Piranha

What exactly was this guy's plan again? to traumatize this child more I guess? By dragging him across his corpse .okay. :disapprove:

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They are super bitey and super intelligent. #Monsterdon

ohhh, excellent, he gets a death stare!

He had a lot of fun in this movie, bravo

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That was good. Is he's dead?
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#Monsterdon This isn’t so much a movie as a series of excuses for people to dangle their extremities in water.

Where's the shovel

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wow the piranhas sort of fucking suck they had the doctor for like a whole minute and barely ate any of him #monsterdon

Those shadow fish aren't convincing. I demand more #monsterdon

"Hoist on my own petard! my children, my children!"

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well, at least he went peacefully

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@LK_877 I think I'll start shopping for groceries online... the wrong people are fish food 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Piranha1978 🐟 #Monsterdon

@blogdiva His rationale was that he wouldn't have wanted to have been buried in town.

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here they come

swimmin down the creek

they get the funniest looks from

everyone they eat

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#monsterdon He's running a Nuremburg defense before even being accused. I bet if he gets excited, he too will throw a heil salute... like Dr. Strangelove. LOL.

your ass INVENTED the piranhas #monsterdon

They keep talking about this river being "cold mountain waters" and I can tell you as someone who's done time on a Maine lake, no one frolics like this in cold mountain waters. #monsterdon

"You're not holding me responsible...?"

People don't kill people, killer fish kill people. #Monsterdon

I had so many evil plans!

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Piranhas have a foot fetish #monsterdon #piranha1978

Uh, I think the LADY was the one who put the fish in the water not the scientist they have tied up on a flimsy raft

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"I'm a scientist" is my new excuse. #monsterdon

"I never killed anybody! The fish killed people! It's called plausible deniability!"

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@floatybirb or at least have a more complex drainage system.
it's a stupid idea anyway 😆
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No, lady, *you* put them in the river. You pulled the drain lever.

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"You put them in the river where they could kill people!"

You know we're often upset with people for doing the things that we, ourselves, just did hours ago.

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No YOU put them in the river lady. They were in that pond for years. #Monsterdon #Piranha

@polographer Awesome! We would love to have you join in! (If you want to, of course) Same time every week.

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Of course the technology came out US tech companies in the Vietnam war

I mean I wouldn't not believe USA wouldn't try it...

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pirahnas: nature's SlapChop

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Government paying better than private research

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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their kool-aid budget must've been through the roof

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tippe canoe? wasn't he president?

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Wait, what? "Let's go get a shovel?" We just cause someone's death, bury them in their own back yard, and move along?

What about the telephone? What about calling the police?

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"he wouldn't want to be buried in town, not after what he did to all them......well anyway...."

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Love the darts

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@polographer Yes! It's a weekly movie watch party where a bunch of us start watching the same movie at the same time - usually a monster-themed B movie from the 50's to 70's - and live-toot it. You can check out the #MonsterdonAlert hashtag to find the poll where we pick the movie each week and other related announcements.

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okay, darts at the mean councilor's face is lawl. #monsterdon

The dog KNOWS 😱

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Dart his ass! #monsterdon #piranha1978

Doggo is in the car. He knows it's time to GTFO.

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@gnomon I'm sure he tasted just fine.

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"The water's filled with carnivorous fish"

You could have said that TEN MINUTES AGO and we would have avoided this whole movie

...I'm kind of okay with it this week though #TeamMonster

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“Handicrafts don’t take any intestinal fortitude”

Spoken like a man who has never played yarn chicken or steeked a sweater #knitting #Monsterdon

Jeez, our hero goes from zero to violent real quick. #Monsterdon

Whew, after eating that guy, what's the piranha's BAC now?

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Director said "rant drunkenly for a while"
And goodbye Keenan
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piranhnya?
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Ooh he said piraña

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It is true that handicrafts do not take any intestinal fortitude.

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is this movie gonna make me check http://DoesTheDogDie.com ?!? 🙈 #Piranha1978 🐟 #Monsterdon

The raft is actually VERY COOL!

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The dog is all "yeah, you've told me this one a hundred times." #Monsterdon

Can anybody explain to me what the hell is #monsterdon ?

this movie's making Jaws do all the heavy lifting when it comes to fear of the water #monsterdon

#Monsterdon greasy grimy gopher guts! ahh the classic songs of my youth

She is right to be afraid of the water, the Establishment bearing down on her, the Boot in the face of Humanity!

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#monsterdon I hope that guy gets eaten

Bullying little kids doesn't take any intestinal fortitude either, jerk. #monsterdon

Camp counselor bullies: check.

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Ugh. The dreaded swim test at a mountain summer camp.

If I wanted to swim I'd have stayed home with the pools and ocean.

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If you don't pass your solo swim through the lake of deadly piranhas you will be drummed out of Lost River summer camp!

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Starting a countdown to Counselor Dickbag to getting eaten. #Monsterdon

I want a strange old cabin with mysterious books in the walls.
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Your failure to get your water badge will GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD.

#monsterdon #piranha

#monsterdon And if you don't get your water badge, your life is forfeit!

what are you gonna tell future employers in interviews when they ask if you got your summer camp swimming badge?

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I think this kid may be right

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70s kitsch monkey statue I love you.
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That dude has a daughter?!

Poor kid....

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