just GO TO SHORE!! YOU CAN SEE IT! IT'S NOT THAT FAR AWAY!!!!

#monsterdon

I saw fish teef!
#Monsterdon #Piranha

Too bad they didn't take the kid's fiberglass canoe. #Monsterdon

Gonna need a bigger raft ...

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

JUST TOSSED HIS ASS RIGHT THE FUCK OVER

#piranha #monsterdon

The scientist died as he lived, feeding mutant fish 😔 #Monsterdon

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#monsterdon why would they be eating the lashing?

THE FISH KNOW HOW TO UNTIE KNOTS???? #Monsterdon

If you want to talk about killing, you SHOULD talk to your politicians and military people.

#Monsterdon

They could have picked a slower way to get down a river, but it would be a challenge. #Monsterdon #Piranha

What exactly was this guy's plan again? to traumatize this child more I guess? By dragging him across his corpse .okay. :disapprove:

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

They are super bitey and super intelligent. #Monsterdon

ohhh, excellent, he gets a death stare!

He had a lot of fun in this movie, bravo

#monsterdon

That was good. Is he's dead?
#Monsterdon #Piranha

#Monsterdon This isn’t so much a movie as a series of excuses for people to dangle their extremities in water.

Where's the shovel

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wow the piranhas sort of fucking suck they had the doctor for like a whole minute and barely ate any of him #monsterdon

Those shadow fish aren't convincing. I demand more #monsterdon

"Hoist on my own petard! my children, my children!"

#monsterdon

well, at least he went peacefully

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@LK_877 I think I'll start shopping for groceries online... the wrong people are fish food 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Piranha1978 🐟 #Monsterdon

@blogdiva His rationale was that he wouldn't have wanted to have been buried in town.

#Monsterdon

here they come

swimmin down the creek

they get the funniest looks from

everyone they eat

#piranha #monsterdon

#monsterdon He's running a Nuremburg defense before even being accused. I bet if he gets excited, he too will throw a heil salute... like Dr. Strangelove. LOL.

your ass INVENTED the piranhas #monsterdon

They keep talking about this river being "cold mountain waters" and I can tell you as someone who's done time on a Maine lake, no one frolics like this in cold mountain waters. #monsterdon

"You're not holding me responsible...?"

People don't kill people, killer fish kill people. #Monsterdon

I had so many evil plans!

#monsterdon

Also, hah, Vietnam reference

#Piranha #Monsterdon

Piranhas have a foot fetish #monsterdon #piranha1978

Uh, I think the LADY was the one who put the fish in the water not the scientist they have tied up on a flimsy raft

#monsterdon

"I'm a scientist" is my new excuse. #monsterdon

"I never killed anybody! The fish killed people! It's called plausible deniability!"

#piranha #monsterdon

@floatybirb or at least have a more complex drainage system.
it's a stupid idea anyway 😆
#monsterdon

No, lady, *you* put them in the river. You pulled the drain lever.

#monsterdon

"You put them in the river where they could kill people!"

You know we're often upset with people for doing the things that we, ourselves, just did hours ago.

#monsterdon
#Piranha

No YOU put them in the river lady. They were in that pond for years. #Monsterdon #Piranha

@polographer Awesome! We would love to have you join in! (If you want to, of course) Same time every week.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🏊 🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐟 🐟 🐟 🩸 🩸💀 😱

Of course the technology came out US tech companies in the Vietnam war

I mean I wouldn't not believe USA wouldn't try it...

#monsterdon

pirahnas: nature's SlapChop

#monsterdon

Operation: Razor teethe!!! :D

#monsterdon

Government paying better than private research

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

#Monsterdon

their kool-aid budget must've been through the roof

#piranha #monsterdon

tippe canoe? wasn't he president?

#piranha #monsterdon

Wait, what? "Let's go get a shovel?" We just cause someone's death, bury them in their own back yard, and move along?

What about the telephone? What about calling the police?

#monsterdon

Love the darts

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@polographer Yes! It's a weekly movie watch party where a bunch of us start watching the same movie at the same time - usually a monster-themed B movie from the 50's to 70's - and live-toot it. You can check out the #MonsterdonAlert hashtag to find the poll where we pick the movie each week and other related announcements.

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okay, darts at the mean councilor's face is lawl. #monsterdon

The dog KNOWS 😱

#Monsterdon

Dart his ass! #monsterdon #piranha1978

"He must have drug himself this far, and bled to death"

<guy on ground twitches and inhales>

#monsterdon
#Piranha

Doggo is in the car. He knows it's time to GTFO.

#monsterdon

@gnomon I'm sure he tasted just fine.

#piranha #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe he is a violent, divorced drunk....perfect hero material! #monsterdon

"The water's filled with carnivorous fish"

You could have said that TEN MINUTES AGO and we would have avoided this whole movie

...I'm kind of okay with it this week though #TeamMonster

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#Monsterdon I want to kick camp dude in his tight black shorts

“Handicrafts don’t take any intestinal fortitude”

Spoken like a man who has never played yarn chicken or steeked a sweater #knitting #Monsterdon

Jeez, our hero goes from zero to violent real quick. #Monsterdon

Whew, after eating that guy, what's the piranha's BAC now?

#Monsterdon

Director said "rant drunkenly for a while"
And goodbye Keenan
#Monsterdon

piranhnya?
#monsterdon

Ooh he said piraña

#Monsterdon

It is true that handicrafts do not take any intestinal fortitude.

#Monsterdon

is this movie gonna make me check http://DoesTheDogDie.com ?!? 🙈 #Piranha1978 🐟 #Monsterdon

The raft is actually VERY COOL!

#monsterdon
#Piranha

The dog is all "yeah, you've told me this one a hundred times." #Monsterdon

Can anybody explain to me what the hell is #monsterdon ?

this movie's making Jaws do all the heavy lifting when it comes to fear of the water #monsterdon

"What are you afraid of?"
"Things?"
"That cheap Canadian monster movie? Omg right? That's horrifyingly bad."
#Monsterdon #Piranha

#Monsterdon greasy grimy gopher guts! ahh the classic songs of my youth

She is right to be afraid of the water, the Establishment bearing down on her, the Boot in the face of Humanity!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I hope that guy gets eaten

Bullying little kids doesn't take any intestinal fortitude either, jerk. #monsterdon

Camp counselor bullies: check.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Ugh. The dreaded swim test at a mountain summer camp.

If I wanted to swim I'd have stayed home with the pools and ocean.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish 🐟 🐟 🐟

If you don't pass your solo swim through the lake of deadly piranhas you will be drummed out of Lost River summer camp!

#monsterdon

We're looking forward to seeing the dick camp dude eaten all up. #Monsterdon

Starting a countdown to Counselor Dickbag to getting eaten. #Monsterdon

I want a strange old cabin with mysterious books in the walls.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

Your failure to get your water badge will GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD.

#monsterdon #piranha

#monsterdon And if you don't get your water badge, your life is forfeit!

what are you gonna tell future employers in interviews when they ask if you got your summer camp swimming badge?

#monsterdon

I think this kid may be right

#monsterdon

70s kitsch monkey statue I love you.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

That dude has a daughter?!

Poor kid....

#monsterdon

"I've been trying to hint my way under your covers."

Maybe asking about his ex-wife isn't the best way to get bed with him, you know?

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva you did! #monsterdon

"What's wrong? You're so tense!"
"Well, I'm concerned about us having kidnapped a dude, and how he was talking about something that was going to breed fast and devour stuff."

#Monsterdon #Piranha

#Monsterdon hello my honey hello my darling hello my ragtime gaaaaal

@Terencio Oh what's a few felonies in service of a good time 😂

#Monsterdon

Straight to "Did you start drinking before or after your wife left you"

I have to say this is not promising as a romantic sub-plot.

#Monsterdon

"How long were you married?" "To my wife or to the booze?" "Both?"

#piranha #monsterdon

All right so I did miss a part but are these actually our protagonists??

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

"Do you mind if I sit here" says the double trespassing blonde. #monsterdon

I think he's too drunk to remember he has no idea who this woman is

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The denizen of the she-shed wishes entrance to the great dark lair of the he-hut! Okay, the sexual revolution is over, everyone out of bed!

Uh oh this movie thinks we are going to care about these characters' backstories

#Monsterdon