Ooo, she's getting eaten, too.
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It's like these 2 never saw a pirahnna movie.

That lady was hired for tits, not for actin'

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Joining in for the best Jaws rip-off ever made #monsterdon

3 minutes is fast for a topless scene, even by the standards of sleazy 70s flicks

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A sewage treatment plant in the middle of nowhere...sure. #Monsterdon

"What if it's a sewage treatment plant or something?"

proceeds to sip the water as he swims

#monsterdon

Would love to “get wet”

But not like that

#monsterdon #piranha1978

70s movies are SO horny. #Monsterdon

Here for some #Piranha1978 with #Monsterdon

I had salmon for dinner as a species pre-revenge 🤣

Hey! Far out! A pool!

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@allanb The guy who took the yellow road less traveled? #monsterdon

[seeing a horny "teen" in a movie] oh yea they're gonna get super killed

#Monsterdon

No trespassing? More like More trespassing!

#monsterdon

"Doesn't look like anyone's been around here a while, so that means we can trespass."

#Monsterdon

Hot pink whirling text right out of the gate

...and it's never seen again, I bet

#Monsterdon

that's a set

just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of some bite-y fish

#piranha #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Goooooooo Bitey Fish!

#Piranha1978

It's a New World picture because the Piranha ate the last one.

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"No Trespassing" The movie doesn't even want us watching the movie. #Monsterdon #Piranha

@Lazarou I'm watching on Amazon Prime "with limited commercial interruptions" #monsterdon

Whoa the logo is TRIPPIN' #Monsterdon

MOVIE IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOLE

#piranha #Monsterdon

Piranha time!!

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#MonsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO!!

the qualified authorities

BOO, HISS

#Monsterdon #Piranha2

Hey are we just leaving the tiny deathclaws from the first movie? #monsterdon

tyler gave up his secret pretty quick. #monsterdon #piranha2

Did the fish in the morgue fly away? I'd have thought they'd have a specimen there. #Monsterdon #Piranha2

suddenly the boat is restored to its former CG glory, and our winged piranha boy floats across the hall in a nice tux and top hat. #monsterdon #piranha2

Tyler's got his own purposes! Night and day between the two movies in terms of writing

#Monsterdon #Piranha2

OH, so tyler's in on the whole thing, huh? tisk tisk tisk
#monsterdon #piranha2

"a red hot poker"
is THAT what you're into?
#monsterdon #piranha2

there's some juice in the fridge
#WrongMovie #monsterdon #piranha2

the piranhas are doing stuff on dry land now but they don't have the cool legs hinted at in the first movie. they are just lunging at people in an ungainly, rubbery way #Monsterdon

and some more boat footage, in case you missed the director credit in the beginning. #monsterdon #piranha2

oh jesus, loretta.
lololololololol
#monsterdon #piranha2

@SnoopJ there's about to be a mess up top too, i think. #monsterdon #piranha2

"I'm going below to clean up the mess"

hyuck hyuck

#Monsterdon #Piranha2

whyyyyyy #monsterdon #piranha2

listen, bro, i just saw that movie, it's real (^_^) #monsterdon #piranha2

FREEDOM! #monsterdon

And that's why he got Aliens

#Monsterdon #Piranha2

@SnoopJ they can jump now? #Monsterdon #Piranha2

Chest fish!!

#Monsterdon
#Piranha2

SURPRISE ATTACK

What a kill, wow

#Monsterdon #Piranha2

this is what happens when you don't leave a woman alone when she asks you to, chaps. take note. #monsterdon #piranha2

maybe there's an exciting movie in here? #monsterdon #piranha2

Gorgeous bike

#Monsterdon #Piranha2

I think one Piranha was enough for tonight, later #monsterdon

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i think he wants some extra glue for his dentures... #monsterdon #piranha2

I wonder what the purpose of this bunny at the abandoned military base was.

Was it just piranha food?

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Normally you go stern in

#monsterdon #piranha2 #SaiFacts

aw, this poor guy, he doesn't deserve this. #monsterdon #piranha2

oh, are they still married? #monsterdon #piranha2

This guy really hates diving

#monsterdon #piranha2

ah. i can see why they divorced. #monsterdon #piranha2

anyway not really up for the double-feature tonight so another good job team and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting and g'night ^_^

#piranha #monsterdon

OK, so I got a late start on #Piranha tonite, for dinner making reasons, but hot damn that was legit a great movie

will scroll back in the timeline so the comments sync up W/ a rewatch now...

Thanks as always to all for joining in, @Taweret for hosting, have a great week, see you next Sunday

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anyway yea wreck diving is SUPER DANGEROUS lol

#Monsterdon #Piranha2

@yatsu @SnoopJ James Cameron looking for any excuse to film extended diving scenes #Monsterdon

Dude is dead (either fish food or wreck victim)

#monsterdon #piranha2

@old_angry_queer and the snarky lines are not funny like "You're the wrong end"

like that last scene where a guy yells "BOORING"

James Cameron directed this!
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@yatsu right? I'm digging the locals messing with the rich tourists, though. #monsterdon #piranha2

@Harleck Proof of pigeon weaponization? Were they trained to shit bird flu in people's eyes or something?

Also, the polling thing only lets me do four choices :(

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lady, unless all this wine is for the piranhas, i'd like this movie to move on, please. #monsterdon #piranha2

Oh Oh what if a vampire bit a piranha? (and I'm being asked to leave) #MonsterDon

@apLundell @diazona @Louisa She was certainly very awkward about trying to get him in bed, if that's what she was doing.

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I feel like we've got plenty of characterization now. I wonder what the piranha are doing right now.

#Monsterdon #Piranha2

"wanted to strip search the boat"
the people in this movie are even horny for boats. #monsterdon #piranha2

Did anyone notice at the beginning, when the backpacking couple were going for a swim, the woman was taking off her shorts and ended up pulling her underwear down, too, at which point, she let out a loud "Whoops!" and pulled them back up quickly.

Was that unscripted?

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@yatsu It's like Judas Priest says "Love bites?" #JustSpitballin #Monsterdon

I thought it was pretty meh and gave it two stars https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/piranha/ #monsterdon

A big thank you to @Taweret for hosting tonight's wonderful film! Secret governmental mutant killer fish, excessive alcohol use, gratuitous exposed breasts, mad scientists, gratuitous suggested casual sex, violence against children, mass casualties and carnage, and a really cute piranha with legs that makes a kawii sound.

This flick had it all!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

my verdict of Piranha II so far and i'm not really paying as much attention as i did to the first movie: The perms are out of control #Monsterdon

@paco Not only breaking out of jail, but assault and battery of law enforcement.

#Monsterdon

Best weaponized animal? Choose your fighter!

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this woman is one hundred percent Operating rn. #monsterdon #piranha2

Weird that the movie had an evil businessman, but he wasn't really that evil, he just acted the stereotype.

It wasn't his fault there were suddenly piranha in Texas. What was he supposed to do?

It's not like in Jaws where experts were saying to close the beach. All he got was a single panicky phone-call from a woman who opens with "I swear this isn't a crank call."

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@astroPug @roque Someone is sharing a stream of Piranha 2 if you're interested! Although they're probably about 15 minutes in by now.

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@paco I think he was trying to push people's hands off of the pontoon boat.

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Oh fuck, it's Dumont?! Is it the same Dumont?

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@YsengrinWolf They got opposable thumbs then had to pay taxes? #MonsterDon

@moira I think the kids' camp scenes were there to contrast with the schmucks-going-down-the-river adventure plot, in that they showed us some potential victims of the bitey fish being likeable. #monsterdon

Cop boats!
#monsterdon #piranha2

@apLundell @Louisa I got that impression after she asked him what she had to do to get him under the covers. They cut to the next day, but it seemed implied that they hooked up.

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@YsengrinWolf I guess the writers thought being hurled ashore was enough closure for us #Monsterdon

ma'am i would prefer if you never showed me anything ever. #monsterdon #piranha2

So much for Chekhov's stop motion mutant.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

@apLundell @Louisa Ah yes. Faintly telegraphed to the audience #monsterdon

@apLundell @Louisa On the raft? I'm not picturing it #monsterdon

@kshernandez But wait - she gets to witness more trauma before the movie's over!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

@paco Getting Chummy?! (I am sorry you had to see that) #Monsterdon

@lytta @moira @YsengrinWolf oooh that way it could even more legitimately be set in South America

although it's probably not nearly as fun for the bitey fishes as attacking Americans

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@combatwombat mm, i'm just watching the miru.miyaku.media stream. i think it started like 3minutes after the hour. #monsterdon #piranha2

Did Jim Danforth do the stop-motion lizardy thing?

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@diazona @moira @YsengrinWolf *pirañado

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Aight so that concludes this #monsterdon adventure, which reminds us to... I guess try to stop the government from breeding mutant killer bitey fish as a weapon of warfare and terror. If you can. I guess that's a big ask.

If you can't do that, at least try to not release those killer fish into a river, or worse yet, the ocean.

Anyway, thanks to @Taweret@octodon.social for hosting!

@moira @YsengrinWolf Piranhado

It writes itself

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