@ramsey I don't normally go to Monty Python but, welllll... ^_^

#piranha #monsterdon

It would have been so much more esthetic if the fish chomping scenes were accompanied by classical music like they did in the last #monsterdon movie

@paco ... assaulting a police officer ...

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

@moira My favorite scene from The Meaning of Life! #Monsterdon

piranha infested american lakes is what happens when you displace native american and african american appalachian communities to create your demon dams and man-made lakes

List Of Black Towns Hidden Underwater https://the41stamendment.blog/2023/02/06/list-of-black-towns-hidden-underwater/

Tennessee’s Underwater Ghost Towns https://www.tnmagazine.org/tennessees-underwater-ghost-towns/

Sunken Secrets: The Underwater Ghost Towns of the Blue Ridge https://www.blueridgeoutdoors.com/go-outside/sunken-secrets-the-underwater-ghost-towns-of-the-blue-ridge/

oh well, nobody fucked off into the sea.

finis

#Monsterdon #Piranha

Haha “pollute the bastards to death” #monsterdon fake #environmentalism

#Monsterdon well that was pretty much as advertised

i do wish we'd seem more of the little fella with the legs tho <3

thanks as always to our dear host @Taweret for organizing!

@paco and she's unlikely to ever realize that's she's responsible. That's how its horror/comedy I guess?

#Monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social #Monsterdon
Thanks!

@strangefour I'll take kinks no one would have thought of for $400, Alex?! #Monsterdon

If you want more classic Paul Bartel B-movie fodder, I recommend the film Eating Raoul (1982). Not for children. Cannibalism. Mary Woronov. Ed Begley, Jr. Buck Henry.

Full film on YouTube (behind sign-in for subject matter & nudity IIRC).

#monsterdon

#monsterdon the kid is smart - she knows dad won't come back for her, but will come back for the flask!

The end. Damn it.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

@old_angry_queer ...do I want to tell you? Does the word "ballonicorn" mean anything to you? Probably not.

#piranha #monsterdon

Y'know, I feel like this is what happens when a movie successfully *tries* to be the kind of nonsense that's perfect for #Monsterdon (as opposed to so many others when it barely seemed like they were trying for anything). I like it.

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! And remember, bitey fishes go whirrrrblbrrrrrblhbrlbrrb

#Monsterdon

“Get off you’ll tip us over” fucking #capitalism #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf uh, um... maybe the dam flooded it because they added the dam after it was built? maybe?

or maybe it was just plot reasons? #monsterdon

@paco But she's made it so much easier for people to make sequel after sequel afterwards, so that was good! #monsterdon

Who tf has sex in an inflatable raft? #monsterdon

@wulfric oh so there ARE flying piranha

well then where's the sharknado party, we have got to get these two together

#piranha #monsterdon

@Lazarou We need to do Radioactive Dreams, I tell you! Upbeat musical ending!

#monsterdon

@JoeWynne Instead we got Piranha 3D and 3DD, with David Hasselhoff 😗 #monsterdon

okay, piranha 2, get your forks and knives ready! #monsterdon #piranha2

@nev That's rare for a #Monsterdon movie :D

Dozens dead? Injured? Covered in ketchup? Only the survivors of Lost River Lake will ever know the truth.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

@YsengrinWolf is it? it should be. then they could do a crossover with sharknado

#piranha #monsterdon

@aburka THERE we go. #Monsterdon

@moira Isn't that one of the sequels?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

That was amazing thanks friends ❤️ #piranha1978 #monsterdon

So who do I have to bribe to get a movie about that Plesioth from the lab hip-checking people to death? #Monsterdon

@blogdiva That's like almost every lake in the US, right?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon underwater valve opening/closing, such a trope

Our bearded bear of a divorced man is poked to death by scuba camera men wielding rubber fish puppets.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

"Where's that towline, we both know about, in the ship we just randomly commandeered 30 seconds ago?"

#Monsterdon

Let's use industrial waste to solve the problem.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

@lytta He did, but it wasn't as glorious as it should have been.

#Monsterdon

Damn! I almost had bingo! #monsterdon

@Cherizilla 🎉 🎉 🎉

#Monsterdon

@moira @yatsu justice for codzilla! #Monsterdon

I know I missed some parts. Did they ever explain the colonel and the weird business mayor type dudes business thing?
And again those two people we followed this whole movie were not the protagonists. They showed up late and caused massive ecological damage and harm to others. In fact, I don't think there were any protagonists in this movie at all.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

and thanks to #monsterdon esp @Taweret and @ryan 🐟

lolol, keep your fork, hilarious, miru.miyaku.media #monsterdon

Whichever one of these fellas decided to make the piranhas sound like bees should have gotten an award.

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

Thanks @Taweret for making my flesh-devouring fish dreams come true!

#monsterdon
#Piranha

And for the bipedal mutant creature friends we made

#Monsterdon
#Piranha1978
#BiteyFish

You csn lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.... because that requires an intact G.I. -dad #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe For #Monsterdon can you really expect anything else though

#Monsterdon 🏊 🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐟 🐟 🐟 🩸 🩸💀 😱

Dog Wrangler: Bill Decker.

But dog??? Not credited.

@lytta unlike the rest of us, who will have to live with the memory of this movie for the rest of our lives. #monsterdon

Scott Buttfield has a grip.

#monsterdon #piranha

@CactuarJoe so was he. he could've had a whole movie career, but no, they didn't want to pay him his due. #monsterdon

BUELLER?

BUELLER?

#monsterdon #piranha

Mega Piranha is next in the queue on Tubi? May have to watch... Thanks all for a fun and scary bitey fish show. Maybe stay out of the water for a day or two.

#Monsterdon
#Piranha1978
#BiteyFish

Oh sure, there's a dog wrangler but not fish wranger. Piranha discrimination!!! #monsterdon

@yatsu he's free

#monsterdon

"Guich Kook as TV pitchman" what are these words? #monsterdon

Someone goin' ham on the Moog in the credits

#monsterdon #piranha

@yatsu We were ROBBED tbh #Monsterdon

Not bad for an hour and a half. Thanks @Taweret !
#Monsterdon #Piranha

also with a weird breaking of the fourth wall by british lady

#monsterdon

Location Manager: Harry Wowchuk! #monsterdon I so want that name!

Wait, why are the corpses white, bloated, and decomposing after 90 seconds?

#Monsterdon

And like any proper #monsterdon film they fucked off into the ocean. Great watch tonight. That's a classic. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting! #Piranha

Why did that officer push that guy back in!!

#Monsterdon

stuntmen : 👏👏👏👏
#monsterdon

Well that was an ending. I guess.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon So ends another #Monsterdon. Thank you, @Taweret for hosting. Thanks to all the posters and lurkers for joining us. And remember, #Monsterdoners: Thank you, Moe Schneider.

He jumps in after telling her to gun it with that tow rope around his waist and all I can think of is she'll be towing chum

#monsterdon

"Pull my finger" --dad #HighPitchedScreams #Monsterdon

wow
well that sucked

thanks #monsterdon

And bingo in the final scene:

#Piranha #Monsterdon

BLOOD OCEAN!

(coming soon)

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "give a hoot! don't pollute!"
this movie: "hold my beer"

did mr. military die horribly and i missed it

#monsterdon

Miracle booze! ✨ #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

BananaGuyWereAllTryingToFigureOutWhoDidThis.jpg #Monsterdon

Did a special effects guy who was bringing dismembered limbs to the set get lost? Why aren't there any body parts floating in the water? GIVE ME A DECAPITATION!
#Monsterdon #Piranha

#Monsterdon 🏊 🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐟 🐟 🐟 🩸 🩸💀 😱

it's only 4 mins to the end?

They are gonna go for the pollution solution!

And the monsters fucked off into a dozen sequels. #Monsterdon

Cut-rate Lee Pace as the local news reporter on site #Monsterdon

Now Suzie is emoting sadness over the carnage. She's carrying this movie.

#TeamSuzie
#Monsterdon 🐟 #Piranha

"Terror. Horror. Death. Film at 11."

um actually the film is at 6 (Pacific time)

#Monsterdon

Who’s going to adopt Protagonist Jr.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

amazingly he is not leaving a blood trail. tough skin our hero!
#monsterdon

Is his daughter wandering around with his canteen full of not water?

#Monsterdon

Remember when you had to wait until 11 for the film?

#piranha #monsterdon

Kid Trauma #98 #monsterdon

Okay, so flannel guy almost reaches the pollute button but then the fish get him and start eating him right as he pushes the pollute button, which is actually a wheel you turn. Then the pollution starts leaking, and the main girl revs up the engine, pulling him out of the bitey fish'es fishy jaws. But alas, it may not be so, as the rope is torn. #monsterdon

No such thing as bad publicity, right?

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

oh, HE'S Paul. I can never be sure. #Monsterdon

Yes - "Cult classic ‘Piranha’ is a great Texas-made horror movie shot at Aquarena Springs in San Marcos, Texas"

Aquarena springs is long gone, though I remember visiting there as a child.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

And yet, Dick's snazzy suit has not a spot of grime on it.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Lol they're getting them and she's only reached 82. He dead

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

That sure is some heroic music to pollute by

#Monsterdon

and he was blown clear

#Monsterdon

Hand outta water... CHECK! #monsterdon

He actually said "Film at 11"

#Monsterdon