this guy is the best, hold his breath while been eated alive.
#monsterdon

Love that heroic music for some reason.

#piranha #monsterdon

Minor pet peeve: people cannot see underwater without googles, why does every movie do this

#monsterdon

I like how there was a ready-to-go pollution release valve

#Monsterdon

I did not have Underwater Defenestration on my Bingo card.

#Monsterdon

Aquareana! America's Playground! It'll eat you up! ™️

#monsterdon

Redub of the piranha attack scene with kissing sfx over it #monsterdon

How come the fish aren't chasing after him?
#Monsterdon #Piranha

getting ripped to shreds as the rope pulls taut and creams me against the corner of this broken window #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i love how you don't actually _see_ the fish 95% of the time

cuts down on costs

@Taweret they ued fishtanks for referances :P
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KABOOM!!! goes the boat!

For um...probably...reasons?

#Monsterdon

(Thrilling music)
mm, i remain unconvinced.
#monsterdon

I don’t have any good feelings about this rescue plan.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

holy shit he's gonna get keelhauled

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"What about the god damn piranhas!?"
"They're eating the guests."
". . . But they paid up front right?"
#Monsterdon #Piranha

98... 99... 100.

OK READY OR NOT HERE I COME!

#monsterdon

@brooke Every aquatic movie worth its salt has one

#Monsterdon

I wonder, that the rope will entangle somewhere, right?
#monsterdon

Colonel Jackass is actually pushing people back in? I guess I called that one. :(

#monsterdon

This sure looks like it tickles

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Punch the fish, Bob! Punch the fish for your life! #Monsterdon

The 70s solution "We'll pollute the bastards to death."

#Monsterdon

it would be deeply unrealistic for him to survive this considering how fast some of the other folks died

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That rope woulda just sliced him in two. I feel cheated. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🏊 🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐟 🐟 🐟 🩸 🩸💀 😱

I don't understand this plan really but that's probably OK

just let's see these nibblers nibbling!

'Do you want to go…faster!?'

#monsterdon

I can kinda hear the dentist drill in the sounds of the fish attacking #monsterdon

This scene right here? This is why everyone needs to learn a woodwind or brass instrument. You can hold your breath longer underwater. #ArtsEducation #Monsterdon

Oh no! He's getting wiggled to death! #Monsterdon

@Taweret it's what we call an "above water for under water" shot

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@otheorange_tag #TeamMonster

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Did you check under the mat for the spare key? That would have probably worked in this movie.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Bodies and carnage everywhere ... and the piranha fuck off into the sea! Finis!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

She hits the throttle and he's leaving behind his head and most of his limbs. #monsterdon

shoulda gone back to your cabin when I said, dawg

#monsterdon

We'll be safe here in the '70s-mobile! #monsterdon

That notice sign is so wet now.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

When's the last time you tried to hold your breath to the count of 100. He drowned a long time ago.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Lol this has to be the slowest underwater breath-holding scene since The Poseidon Adventure

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@SnoopJ This is what all the people who can't get jobs in underwater basket weaving wind up doing

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Lotta people thrashing in the water. Little bit of red Coolaid. No dismembered hand and foot props. For shame movie.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

Gotta swim back, safety glasses are required in there.

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

“They’re eating the guests, sir” #Monsterdon

That's what his ass get for pushing someone back in! #monsterdon

@rberlim these are military-grade fishies, they don't waste their time on noncombatants

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THAT'S A #MONSTERDONBINGO! #monsterdon

Who is playing the harp? Is that diegetic?!

#monsterdon #piranha

why are they so far of the foundry?
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Aquarena Springs - a bit of signage in the background. Wounder if they actually filmed there?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Do look at the underwater silk plants.
🐟 🐟 🐟

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

you are not holding your breath this long

you died

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The front eye are following their boat because they figured out that the plot follows them. Fish are smarter than the protagonists.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Pirrraaaahna.. I looooove yoooouuuuu 🎶 #WrongSong #monsterdon

Plastic mesh kelp. Nice.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

[underwater jazz flute plays]

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@SnoopJ oh yay sequel bait made it into the bingo pool! 🎉 I am pleased

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If this were a Toho film the Army piranhas would have started marching through some nearby municipality laying waste to the infrastructure by now #monsterdon

#Monsterdon hey I remember this level - look out for the Mirelurks!

in fact pollution is a lot harder to show to people when the government is lying than piranhas

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Swimming in your clothes isn't going to make 100 sec of air last any longer

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damn he really swimmin with jeans on
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omg! that dude pushed someone back in! #monsterdon

This was honestly NOT the evil business guy's fault.

He actually got a raw deal. #Monsterdon

I love an explosion that starts before impact.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

And then these two clowns show up, in their stolen police car, late again.

And immediately steal a boat. And commit to mass ecological destruction .Are we following some sort of RPG protagonists?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Grogan: “We’ll pullute them to death.”
Person responsible for their release: *dubious look*

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

What was HE doing there?? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon random boat full of explosives? wtf

In terms of methods to split your torso in half, it's certainly creative. #monsterdon

he could be back in his cabin rn is all I'm saying

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"We'll pollute the bastards to death!"

1970s America in a nutshell.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

#monsterdon I think the worst part of this film so far is that they have absolutely nothing to compete with Shelley Winters' sombrero from _Tentacoli_. It's like they're not even trying here.

if it'll kill everything then i don't know why you think this will solve the problem of people getting hurt and killed when they go in the water

#monsterdon

I wonder why we havent't see any other water animal victim of the piranhas
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Ok who threw the double wide in the river dammit? #Monsterdon

haven't been paying full attention but I ain't seen ONE single fishing rod this whole movie. these mfs sadists just touring scenes of carnage

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"You pop the clutch and tell the world to eat your dust!"

#piranha #monsterdon

@forestine Four, I think? Maybe five? #Monsterdon

“…we'll pollute the bastards to death”

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

me: "...where are you going?"

her: "where are you going?"

#monsterdon

So, he's saying to take off and nuke them from orbit?

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"We'll pollute the bastards to death" is the most American line in any movie ever #monsterdon

Poison didn't work, so they're trying...poison? Terrific.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

So it's bad for a resort when something eats the guests. Good to know.

#Monsterdon

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Jean shorts bathing suit.
Classic.

I think if the monsters fuck off into the ocean at the end of this one we're gonna have a real problem

#Monsterdon

all this because one person menstruated in the water!

Brought to you by Tampax.

#monsterdon #piranha

@CactuarJoe what is the stolen vehicle/boat count now? #Monsterdon

Guess there won't be an underwater kiss in this film. #Monsterdon

the moral of the story can't be "pollute the rivers more" can it #monsterdon

@Taweret They're leading the fish away #monsterdon

Apparently Tarantino was very impressed with Joe Dante’s editing of this sequence, on https://podcasts.apple.com/de/podcast/106-coma-mikey-nicky-piranha/id1627069896?i=1000580748495 #monsterdon

"We'll pollute the bastards to death!" Ah, the '70s.

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"We'll pollute the bastards to death!" "Well, it's worked for everything else..."

#piranha #monsterdon

#Monsterdon bro! that's a corpse bro

Is this three or four vehicles our leads have stolen? Does the raft count? #monsterdon

Don't these Army piranha eat anything besides human flesh? They act as though they're always famished #monsterdon

[holding up any horror movie with the military in it]

is this the violence of the empire revisited upon the imperial core?

#Monsterdon