this guy is the best, hold his breath while been eated alive.
#monsterdon
Love that heroic music for some reason.
Minor pet peeve: people cannot see underwater without googles, why does every movie do this
I like how there was a ready-to-go pollution release valve
I did not have Underwater Defenestration on my Bingo card.
Aquareana! America's Playground! It'll eat you up! β’οΈ
Redub of the piranha attack scene with kissing sfx over it #monsterdon
How come the fish aren't chasing after him?
#Monsterdon #Piranha
getting ripped to shreds as the rope pulls taut and creams me against the corner of this broken window #monsterdon
#Monsterdon i love how you don't actually _see_ the fish 95% of the time
cuts down on costs
@Taweret they ued fishtanks for referances :P
#monsterdon
(Thrilling music)
mm, i remain unconvinced.
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I donβt have any good feelings about this rescue plan.
holy shit he's gonna get keelhauled
"What about the god damn piranhas!?"
"They're eating the guests."
". . . But they paid up front right?"
#Monsterdon #Piranha
@brooke Every aquatic movie worth its salt has one
I wonder, that the rope will entangle somewhere, right?
#monsterdon
Colonel Jackass is actually pushing people back in? I guess I called that one. :(
This sure looks like it tickles
Punch the fish, Bob! Punch the fish for your life! #Monsterdon
The 70s solution "We'll pollute the bastards to death."
it would be deeply unrealistic for him to survive this considering how fast some of the other folks died
That rope woulda just sliced him in two. I feel cheated. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π πββοΈ πββοΈ π π π π©Έ π©Έπ π±
I don't understand this plan really but that's probably OK
just let's see these nibblers nibbling!
'Do you want to goβ¦faster!?'
I can kinda hear the dentist drill in the sounds of the fish attacking #monsterdon
This scene right here? This is why everyone needs to learn a woodwind or brass instrument. You can hold your breath longer underwater. #ArtsEducation #Monsterdon
Oh no! He's getting wiggled to death! #Monsterdon
@Taweret it's what we call an "above water for under water" shot
Did you check under the mat for the spare key? That would have probably worked in this movie.
Bodies and carnage everywhere ... and the piranha fuck off into the sea! Finis!
She hits the throttle and he's leaving behind his head and most of his limbs. #monsterdon
shoulda gone back to your cabin when I said, dawg
We'll be safe here in the '70s-mobile! #monsterdon
That notice sign is so wet now.
When's the last time you tried to hold your breath to the count of 100. He drowned a long time ago.
Lol this has to be the slowest underwater breath-holding scene since The Poseidon Adventure
@SnoopJ This is what all the people who can't get jobs in underwater basket weaving wind up doing
Lotta people thrashing in the water. Little bit of red Coolaid. No dismembered hand and foot props. For shame movie.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
Gotta swim back, safety glasses are required in there.
#Monsterdon #Piranha #π
βTheyβre eating the guests, sirβ #Monsterdon
That's what his ass get for pushing someone back in! #monsterdon
@rberlim these are military-grade fishies, they don't waste their time on noncombatants
THAT'S A #MONSTERDONBINGO! #monsterdon
Who is playing the harp? Is that diegetic?!
why are they so far of the foundry?
#monsterdon
Aquarena Springs - a bit of signage in the background. Wounder if they actually filmed there?
Do look at the underwater silk plants.
π π π
The front eye are following their boat because they figured out that the plot follows them. Fish are smarter than the protagonists.
Pirrraaaahna.. I looooove yoooouuuuu πΆ #WrongSong #monsterdon
Plastic mesh kelp. Nice.
[underwater jazz flute plays]
@SnoopJ oh yay sequel bait made it into the bingo pool! π I am pleased
If this were a Toho film the Army piranhas would have started marching through some nearby municipality laying waste to the infrastructure by now #monsterdon
#Monsterdon hey I remember this level - look out for the Mirelurks!
in fact pollution is a lot harder to show to people when the government is lying than piranhas
Swimming in your clothes isn't going to make 100 sec of air last any longer
damn he really swimmin with jeans on
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omg! that dude pushed someone back in! #monsterdon
This was honestly NOT the evil business guy's fault.
He actually got a raw deal. #Monsterdon
I love an explosion that starts before impact.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
And then these two clowns show up, in their stolen police car, late again.
And immediately steal a boat. And commit to mass ecological destruction .Are we following some sort of RPG protagonists?
Grogan: βWeβll pullute them to death.β
Person responsible for their release: *dubious look*
What was HE doing there?? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon random boat full of explosives? wtf
In terms of methods to split your torso in half, it's certainly creative. #monsterdon
he could be back in his cabin rn is all I'm saying
"We'll pollute the bastards to death!"
1970s America in a nutshell.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
#monsterdon I think the worst part of this film so far is that they have absolutely nothing to compete with Shelley Winters' sombrero from _Tentacoli_. It's like they're not even trying here.
if it'll kill everything then i don't know why you think this will solve the problem of people getting hurt and killed when they go in the water
I wonder why we havent't see any other water animal victim of the piranhas
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Ok who threw the double wide in the river dammit? #Monsterdon
haven't been paying full attention but I ain't seen ONE single fishing rod this whole movie. these mfs sadists just touring scenes of carnage
"You pop the clutch and tell the world to eat your dust!"
@forestine Four, I think? Maybe five? #Monsterdon
ββ¦we'll pollute the bastards to deathβ
#Monsterdon #Piranha #π
So, he's saying to take off and nuke them from orbit?
"We'll pollute the bastards to death" is the most American line in any movie ever #monsterdon
Poison didn't work, so they're trying...poison? Terrific.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
So it's bad for a resort when something eats the guests. Good to know.
Jean shorts bathing suit.
Classic.
I think if the monsters fuck off into the ocean at the end of this one we're gonna have a real problem
@CactuarJoe what is the stolen vehicle/boat count now? #Monsterdon
Guess there won't be an underwater kiss in this film. #Monsterdon
the moral of the story can't be "pollute the rivers more" can it #monsterdon
@Taweret They're leading the fish away #monsterdon
Apparently Tarantino was very impressed with Joe Danteβs editing of this sequence, on https://podcasts.apple.com/de/podcast/106-coma-mikey-nicky-piranha/id1627069896?i=1000580748495 #monsterdon
"We'll pollute the bastards to death!" Ah, the '70s.
"We'll pollute the bastards to death!" "Well, it's worked for everything else..."
#Monsterdon bro! that's a corpse bro
Is this three or four vehicles our leads have stolen? Does the raft count? #monsterdon
Don't these Army piranha eat anything besides human flesh? They act as though they're always famished #monsterdon
[holding up any horror movie with the military in it]
is this the violence of the empire revisited upon the imperial core?