Dang it. Why isn't that skier covered in piranhas when they speed up again?
#Monsterdon #Piranha

Is underwater jammed toxic waste valve on the bingo card?

#monsterdon

@otterlove my thoughts exactly

#Monsterdon

hahaha the colonel's hat floating to the bottom of the lake followed by a trail of blood. *chef's kiss*

#Monsterdon

"Aquarena" eats its founder!

#Monsterdon
#Piranha1978
#BiteyFish

#Monsterdon vacation all i ever wanted 🎵

Bye Colonel! You will not be missed. #Monsterdon #Piranha

Piranha sez: F*** Buck Garner! #monsterdon

Oh, yes! The colonel got eaten!

#Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic The fish don't seem to discriminate

What we need is a way to make rich people taste better

#Monsterdon

YAY THE COLONEL GETS EATEN BY FISH YAAAAAAY #Monsterdon

@josh0 He/she can HELP #monsterdon

Colonel: “Why don’t you die so I can live?”

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

hey! there we go! colonel surprise! #monsterdon

@Taweret or _do_ you?

#piranha #monsterdon

Bingo! I knew I could count on 70s water skiing.

#Monsterdon

It's the piranhas, sir. They're eating the guests. "

All right. I want that one framed 🤣

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

not the tiddies!

#monsterdon

OMG the boat jumping another boat, that is on fire- *chef's kiss* #Piranha #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #piranha1978 "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!"

1:13, and we just seriously upped the bikini game.

#Monsterdon

One dude got tossed back. Who's in charge of selection criteria?

#Monsterdon 🐟 #Piranha

#Monsterdon 🏊 🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐟 🐟 🐟 🩸 🩸💀 😱

fooot nibbbbbleeessss

Sooo, just *how* many piranha were released? And they just eat humans? And they apparently have bottomless appetites and never get full?

Maybe they use up a lot of calories making that attack noise #Monsterdon

I bet Mime Cop would have gotten there on time. #Monsterdon #Piranha

That river conflagration was unearned #monsterdon

Due to repeated ad breaks I seem to be some minutes behind everyone else.

This hashtag is basically just spoilers now.

#Monsterdon

Jaws made you afraid of the sea. Piranha will finish the job!

Who made a movie to make you afraid of taking a bath or shower?

#monsterdon #piranha

@socketwench #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

Oh wow gnarly guy with half his face eaten

This movie has some great VFX. Not a LOT of it, but it makes it count when it uses it

#Monsterdon

What kind of phone is that in the suitcase?

#Monsterdon #Piranha

The piranhas

#monsterdon

bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz

#piranha #monsterdon

Now would be a good time to not fall #Monsterdon

Next time I go lake swimming, I'm gonna be a little bit more cautious...

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

I laughed out loud at that eaten face. 10/10 this movie does not disappoint.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

The one good thing about these camp and resort scenes is that a lot of the female-identifying characters have convos with one another #monsterdon

"they're eating the guests, sir"

very matter-of-fact

#Monsterdon

"They're eating the guests' nipples, sir"

#piranha #monsterdon

Sure, jump in the water, more for everyone. #Monsterdon

they definitely knew to keep the camera off those incredbily bad head models tho'

#piranha #monsterdon

The art of the horror/comedy film is truly one lost to time.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

@helianthropy I'm counting that as impressive for bingo purposes but partly because of how they managed to work a boat explosion into a fish movie

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm going to use an exaggerated brazilian portuguese pronunciation of piranha every time I say it now. I'm going to really hang on that nyah at the end!

@nev ok YOU'RE the one!! haha. ❤️

#monsterdon

I saw him with the gas can and I just had to say out loud. "Are we really about to" and then we did. 🤣

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

you know for being eaten alive the people in this movie don't really scream that good

#monsterdon

@paco you beat me to it

#Monsterdon

that was great, did the boat just started to cath fire before the hit?
#monsterdon

It must have been awful fun to be a piranha-eaten extra in this movie

#Monsterdon

What the fuck was that explosion for #monsterdon

nom nom nom
#Monsterdon #Piranha

What the frak is happening? We got stunts going on now?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

@astroPug probably jumped a bitey fish or two as well while he was at it

#Monsterdon

Damn Pinto boats #Monsterdon

homer simpson's socks coulda stopped 'em

#piranha #monsterdon

It's terrible, but not really to side with the piranha.
#monsterdon

Thank goodness, we saved Councillor Crochet-Bikini!!! Too bad about the ~~red~~~yellow shirt.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon ok I watched that whole motor boat water skier sequence and I'm very confused

The fish feeding purr is great #monsterdon

This is why I wouldn't let strangers pull me around with heavy machinery.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

?????????????????????????

#monsterdon

Smorgasboard! #Monsterdon

WTF does it take to get one person to say Out of the pool! Now!

#Monsterdon #Piranha

Hey, they gave Paul Bartel's character a moment of grace.

#monsterdon

@nev Truth in the preview?
#Piranha #Monsterdon

@nev MOVIES!!!!

#monsterdon

that boat blew up before the other boat even hit. Boo

#Monsterdon

Who goes to the beach to read MOBY DICK of all books

yeah let me re-read about how Queequeg makes a coat out of a whale's foreskin

#monsterdon

Hah somebody reading Moby Dick #monsterdon

okay that stunt jump was pretty cool

not really sure why they put it there, but cool

#monsterdon

Excellent boat explosion.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

He jumped the boat

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

Ha ha ha, that boat was made out of wood from the rare Exploding Pine Tree :D #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Hello campers parents.

The good news is that most of the campers are alive.

Why do we keep zooming in to this woman's stomach as she drives the boat?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And this is why you don't make boats out of gasoline....

are the fish going to jump something next? the fish need to jump something next.

#piranha #monsterdon

What year did the happy days shark jump happen? Are we going to get a piranha jump?

#Monsterdon

Vehicular explosions LET'S GO #monsterdon

All those folks in inner tubes are getting eaten ass first. Think about that. #Monsterdon

Boom! o_O

#Piranha #Monsterdon

to be fair he's alternating between "stop" and "speed up" himself

#piranha #monsterdon

Hoping this party boat goes below the waterline real soon #monsterdon

Maximum 18 people.

Um...

#monsterdon

at least we know now that "deny everything and continue on as normal even while people are dying" is a realistic government response

#monsterdon

OMG the water skiing scene was so tense. Not. #Monsterdon

Ok, that shot with the surfer going behind that corpse in the foreground is kind of awesome

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

The Feminism is KILLING the men! #monsterdon

Here come the fish, and the asplodey boat???? #Monsterdon

Subtitles: (Everybody Screaming)

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🏊 🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐟 🐟 🐟 🩸 🩸💀 😱

Hey piranha's pls eat this waterskier dude!

These are some interesting obstacles they placed in this waterski course.

#Monsterdon

Want to see water skiing piranha

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon piranhas totally make the nom nom noise you're hearing in this film.

How does the army expect to cover up the increasing body count? *jazz hands* #monsterdon

I’m counting 14 people. That’s under the 18 people limit. Let’s see how this works out during the rescue.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

"What about the goddamn piranhas?"

"They're eating the guests, sir."

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

nice corpse reveal

#monsterdon