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whoops there goes scuba dude 1

do the piranhas eat the plastic too? #monsterdon

The swimming swine? This isn't going to end well.

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whirrrrrblblblbrrrrblbr

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Yeah I think if you're gonna scuba dive in a six-foot-deep muddy river you deserve whatever happens to you, piranhas or no. #Monsterdon

what happened with the dam again, is that the big climax? i have lost track of what is going on between the piranha attack #Monsterdon

I don't et why colonel piranha and female doc piranha enter in a boat knowing about the bitey fishes...
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Pretty sure that's a no wake zone

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Tubi has way too many pharmaceutical commercials and I am way behind 😢

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in scuba gear nobody can hear you blub blub blub

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Are those piranha proof wetsuits? Because I would not be swimming there.
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25 River Locations in the Film Piranaha That will Have You Saying "That Is a Lake." #monsterdon

not one beach umbrella >:(

this movie is really making me work for the bingo on my card!

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Hmm, if I remember my trailer (and I do) we ought to be getting an exploding speedboat any minute now

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So far there has been no "lifting screaming person out of water to reveal their legs are missing" moment, which means some kid watched this movie and grew up knowing exactly what special effect they were born to design.

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There we go, something blew up. No idea what was going on, though.

Floating dead body with a blood fountain!

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Even odds at this beach on getting eating by piranhas or chopped up by a speedboat propeller

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Jaws 2 Deja Vu #monsterdon

LOL military guy just got DUNKED ON

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Who is this gold woman with the writing on her outfit? What does it say? OG LADY?
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#monsterdon Ralph the Swimming Swine is practically a national monument. I guess we shouldn't be getting to invested in him then :-(

"Colonel? Still?"

ooooh burn

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Negging the military is praxis #monsterdon

Chekhov large woman #monsterdon

Friday the 13th music is spot on. #Monsterdon

OI oi oi, this colonel gets eaten at some point too, please? #monsterdon

They're remarkably unconcerned about having used deadly force to break out of jail, as though they know it doesn't come up later in the script #monsterdon

Wow that was a gold lamé leisure suit there in the background a minute ago #piranha1978 #monsterdon

What's more evil, breeding those piranha or creating lottery phone applications (as is being advertised right now for us) that will let you destroy your next mortgage-payment or rent-payment, or the entire college fund without ever leaving the toilet?

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oh we're ALL waiting for mr. military to die horribly

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@athena_rising Piranha gotta eat healthy but that doesn't mean it can't taste good #TeamMonster

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Ooh, the dig at him still being a Colonel. Dang.

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#Monsterdon the younglings...

#FuckMeUp with that neckerchief #FuckMeUpAlert #StyleCrush #AquaticEmpresarioCore #BoatTexan #Monsterdon

Tubi ads are messed up. Just got a Christmas game ad.

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I remember those athletic shorts with the contrast piping!

They did not, in fact, close the beaches. Who is surprised? #Monsterdon

@brooke the children are the tenderest!
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Oh, the 70s fashion, priceless!
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That submarine is a piece of foreshadowing, is what it is.

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THERE, now they figured out where the button to turn on the sirens was. #monsterdon

HAH. Okay someone rubbing a rubber Piranha puppet up against an innertube right infront of the camera and splashing as much as possible is also hilarious.
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Hahaha, it's funny because he was trying to enjoy himself, but now he can't. #monsterdon

this movie really is a chaos gremlin

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Let's give it up for comic relief dude who's lounge chair collapsed, spilling his drink all over him!

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#Monsterdon #piranha1978 Was that spinach and basil in the water?

The Captain and Tenille here look RIDICULOUS

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Oh we're going to do it a second time before the movie's over. Great...

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Getting some One Crazy Summer vibes here. Gonna give the chubby guy a can of beans, too?

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I found Waldo!

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RIP Betsy #Monsterdon

Too busy watching the movie to follow the posts. A+
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who is that guy just hanging out the beach in full business slacks and a button down? #monsterdon

never a bad time for "haha fat dude" slapstick /s #monsterdon

Dancing chicken! This party is lit!

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#Monsterdon maybe he can shoot the fish

#Monsterdon that fish who went straight for the dude's fave though 💀

Wait, how deep is that water? #Monsterdon

Aaaand there goes the last shred of dignity. #Monsterdon

I'm on #TeamSuzie

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remember: even if you're scared of the water you can still help when someone needs it. be like suzie.

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The piranhas are gonna have a musical feast at the resort!

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@diazona „No time to explain!“ #monsterdon

Page number BIKINI in the script. #monsterdon

Camp Counselor Dickweed survived. Boo! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon all those little human nuggets waiting to be eaten

@randy_s whirrblrbrrblt

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"If we must die, let it at least be to disco music..." #monsterdon

@Taweret *maniacal laughing

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"Remember that scene with all the screaming in the water and the inner tubes? WELL WE'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN!!" #Monsterdon

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Yeah, counselor doofus should not have survived

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I hope everyone is seeing this girl pulling out canoes and saving people! She is fantastic!

So why is she asked just to wait now for a man to leave and return?

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Ooooh! That look he gave the camp asshole said everything.

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What?!? he's not taking the kid with him?

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Someone's already pointed out that all these "river" locations are clearly lakes, right? #monsterdon

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It was the magenta tie that did it

Kids mimic 1968 Olympics #monsterdon

what kids he is going to get out of the water? they corposes?
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Capitalism first!

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@Louisa see this is why you have radio call procedures

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Was that barbecue sauce on his shirt? #piranha
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Listen to me
This is not a crank call
Now listen
You have to listen

...wtf he hung up?!

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The suitcase phone of emergency

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Must have sourced the police car from Dukes, it also screeches swerving on dirt.

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Love that cell phone!

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incredibly low number of fatalities in that sequence for what it was

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piggy gets a treat #monsterdon

@hollie *slow clap*

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70s cell phone! #monsterdon

Did she just tell the operator to look up the resort in the phone book?

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They've GOT to CLOSE the BEACHES!

...Beach. Singular. #Monsterdon

i can't believe they made the grumpy old man the hero and ate that whole counselor instead, show a little class #monsterdon

BEACHES OPEN #monsterdon

"That submarine ride is pure Americana!"

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SUZIE!
POLO!

They disassembled a wooden raft from the bottom but thwarting an inflatable pool toy is beyond them. #monsterdon

Somehow I can deal with the screaming but not the crying #monsterdon #piranha1978

Now we have somber orchestral music according to the subtitles

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Mastodon Child saved lives, remember that folks

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