@Taweret or _do_ you?

#piranha #monsterdon

Bingo! I knew I could count on 70s water skiing.

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It's the piranhas, sir. They're eating the guests. "

All right. I want that one framed 🤣

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not the tiddies!

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OMG the boat jumping another boat, that is on fire- *chef's kiss* #Piranha #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #piranha1978 "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!"

1:13, and we just seriously upped the bikini game.

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One dude got tossed back. Who's in charge of selection criteria?

#Monsterdon 🐟 #Piranha

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fooot nibbbbbleeessss

Sooo, just *how* many piranha were released? And they just eat humans? And they apparently have bottomless appetites and never get full?

Maybe they use up a lot of calories making that attack noise #Monsterdon

I bet Mime Cop would have gotten there on time. #Monsterdon #Piranha

That river conflagration was unearned #monsterdon

Due to repeated ad breaks I seem to be some minutes behind everyone else.

This hashtag is basically just spoilers now.

#Monsterdon

@socketwench #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

Jaws made you afraid of the sea. Piranha will finish the job!

Who made a movie to make you afraid of taking a bath or shower?

#monsterdon #piranha

Oh wow gnarly guy with half his face eaten

This movie has some great VFX. Not a LOT of it, but it makes it count when it uses it

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What kind of phone is that in the suitcase?

#Monsterdon #Piranha

bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz

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Now would be a good time to not fall #Monsterdon

Next time I go lake swimming, I'm gonna be a little bit more cautious...

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

I laughed out loud at that eaten face. 10/10 this movie does not disappoint.
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The one good thing about these camp and resort scenes is that a lot of the female-identifying characters have convos with one another #monsterdon

"They're eating the guests' nipples, sir"

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Sure, jump in the water, more for everyone. #Monsterdon

The art of the horror/comedy film is truly one lost to time.

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@nev ok YOU'RE the one!! haha. ❤️

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I saw him with the gas can and I just had to say out loud. "Are we really about to" and then we did. 🤣

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

you know for being eaten alive the people in this movie don't really scream that good

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@paco you beat me to it

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that was great, did the boat just started to cath fire before the hit?
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It must have been awful fun to be a piranha-eaten extra in this movie

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What the fuck was that explosion for #monsterdon

nom nom nom
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What the frak is happening? We got stunts going on now?

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@astroPug probably jumped a bitey fish or two as well while he was at it

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Damn Pinto boats #Monsterdon

homer simpson's socks coulda stopped 'em

#piranha #monsterdon

It's terrible, but not really to side with the piranha.
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Thank goodness, we saved Councillor Crochet-Bikini!!! Too bad about the ~~red~~~yellow shirt.

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#monsterdon ok I watched that whole motor boat water skier sequence and I'm very confused

The fish feeding purr is great #monsterdon

This is why I wouldn't let strangers pull me around with heavy machinery.

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?????????????????????????

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WTF does it take to get one person to say Out of the pool! Now!

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Smorgasboard! #Monsterdon

Hey, they gave Paul Bartel's character a moment of grace.

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@nev Truth in the preview?
#Piranha #Monsterdon

@nev MOVIES!!!!

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Who goes to the beach to read MOBY DICK of all books

yeah let me re-read about how Queequeg makes a coat out of a whale's foreskin

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that boat blew up before the other boat even hit. Boo

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Hah somebody reading Moby Dick #monsterdon

okay that stunt jump was pretty cool

not really sure why they put it there, but cool

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He jumped the boat

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Excellent boat explosion.
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Ha ha ha, that boat was made out of wood from the rare Exploding Pine Tree :D #Monsterdon

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Hello campers parents.

The good news is that most of the campers are alive.

Why do we keep zooming in to this woman's stomach as she drives the boat?

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are the fish going to jump something next? the fish need to jump something next.

#piranha #monsterdon

#Monsterdon And this is why you don't make boats out of gasoline....

What year did the happy days shark jump happen? Are we going to get a piranha jump?

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Vehicular explosions LET'S GO #monsterdon

All those folks in inner tubes are getting eaten ass first. Think about that. #Monsterdon

Boom! o_O

#Piranha #Monsterdon

to be fair he's alternating between "stop" and "speed up" himself

#piranha #monsterdon

Hoping this party boat goes below the waterline real soon #monsterdon

Maximum 18 people.

Um...

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OMG the water skiing scene was so tense. Not. #Monsterdon

Ok, that shot with the surfer going behind that corpse in the foreground is kind of awesome

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The Feminism is KILLING the men! #monsterdon

Subtitles: (Everybody Screaming)

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Here come the fish, and the asplodey boat???? #Monsterdon

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Hey piranha's pls eat this waterskier dude!

These are some interesting obstacles they placed in this waterski course.

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Want to see water skiing piranha

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How does the army expect to cover up the increasing body count? *jazz hands* #monsterdon

I’m counting 14 people. That’s under the 18 people limit. Let’s see how this works out during the rescue.

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"What about the goddamn piranhas?"

"They're eating the guests, sir."

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nice corpse reveal

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whoops there goes scuba dude 1

The swimming swine? This isn't going to end well.

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do the piranhas eat the plastic too? #monsterdon

Yeah I think if you're gonna scuba dive in a six-foot-deep muddy river you deserve whatever happens to you, piranhas or no. #Monsterdon

whirrrrrblblblbrrrrblbr

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what happened with the dam again, is that the big climax? i have lost track of what is going on between the piranha attack #Monsterdon

I don't et why colonel piranha and female doc piranha enter in a boat knowing about the bitey fishes...
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Pretty sure that's a no wake zone

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Tubi has way too many pharmaceutical commercials and I am way behind 😢

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in scuba gear nobody can hear you blub blub blub

#piranha #monsterdon

Are those piranha proof wetsuits? Because I would not be swimming there.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

25 River Locations in the Film Piranaha That will Have You Saying "That Is a Lake." #monsterdon

not one beach umbrella >:(

this movie is really making me work for the bingo on my card!

#Monsterdon

Hmm, if I remember my trailer (and I do) we ought to be getting an exploding speedboat any minute now

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So far there has been no "lifting screaming person out of water to reveal their legs are missing" moment, which means some kid watched this movie and grew up knowing exactly what special effect they were born to design.

#monsterdon
#Piranha

There we go, something blew up. No idea what was going on, though.

Floating dead body with a blood fountain!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Even odds at this beach on getting eating by piranhas or chopped up by a speedboat propeller

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Jaws 2 Deja Vu #monsterdon

LOL military guy just got DUNKED ON

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Who is this gold woman with the writing on her outfit? What does it say? OG LADY?
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#monsterdon Ralph the Swimming Swine is practically a national monument. I guess we shouldn't be getting to invested in him then :-(