Negging the military is praxis #monsterdon

Chekhov large woman #monsterdon

OI oi oi, this colonel gets eaten at some point too, please? #monsterdon

Friday the 13th music is spot on. #Monsterdon

Wow that was a gold lamé leisure suit there in the background a minute ago #piranha1978 #monsterdon

What's more evil, breeding those piranha or creating lottery phone applications (as is being advertised right now for us) that will let you destroy your next mortgage-payment or rent-payment, or the entire college fund without ever leaving the toilet?

#monsterdon

oh we're ALL waiting for mr. military to die horribly

#monsterdon

@athena_rising Piranha gotta eat healthy but that doesn't mean it can't taste good #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

Ooh, the dig at him still being a Colonel. Dang.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon the younglings...

#FuckMeUp with that neckerchief #FuckMeUpAlert #StyleCrush #AquaticEmpresarioCore #BoatTexan #Monsterdon

Tubi ads are messed up. Just got a Christmas game ad.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

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I remember those athletic shorts with the contrast piping!

They did not, in fact, close the beaches. Who is surprised? #Monsterdon

@brooke the children are the tenderest!
#monsterdon

Oh, the 70s fashion, priceless!
#monsterdon

That submarine is a piece of foreshadowing, is what it is.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

THERE, now they figured out where the button to turn on the sirens was. #monsterdon

HAH. Okay someone rubbing a rubber Piranha puppet up against an innertube right infront of the camera and splashing as much as possible is also hilarious.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

Hahaha, it's funny because he was trying to enjoy himself, but now he can't. #monsterdon

this movie really is a chaos gremlin

#monsterdon

Let's give it up for comic relief dude who's lounge chair collapsed, spilling his drink all over him!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #piranha1978 Was that spinach and basil in the water?

The Captain and Tenille here look RIDICULOUS

#Monsterdon

Oh we're going to do it a second time before the movie's over. Great...

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

I found Waldo!

#monsterdon
#Piranha

RIP Betsy #Monsterdon

who is that guy just hanging out the beach in full business slacks and a button down? #monsterdon

Too busy watching the movie to follow the posts. A+
#Monsterdon

never a bad time for "haha fat dude" slapstick /s #monsterdon

Dancing chicken! This party is lit!

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

#Monsterdon maybe he can shoot the fish

#Monsterdon that fish who went straight for the dude's fave though 💀

Wait, how deep is that water? #Monsterdon

Aaaand there goes the last shred of dignity. #Monsterdon

I'm on #TeamSuzie

#Monsterdon 🐟 #Piranha

remember: even if you're scared of the water you can still help when someone needs it. be like suzie.

#monsterdon

The piranhas are gonna have a musical feast at the resort!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

@diazona „No time to explain!“ #monsterdon

Page number BIKINI in the script. #monsterdon

Camp Counselor Dickweed survived. Boo! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon all those little human nuggets waiting to be eaten

@randy_s whirrblrbrrblt

#Monsterdon

"If we must die, let it at least be to disco music..." #monsterdon

@Taweret *maniacal laughing

#Monsterdon

"Remember that scene with all the screaming in the water and the inner tubes? WELL WE'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN!!" #Monsterdon

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Yeah, counselor doofus should not have survived

@nev

I hope everyone is seeing this girl pulling out canoes and saving people! She is fantastic!

So why is she asked just to wait now for a man to leave and return?

#Monsterdon 🐟 #Piranha

Someone's already pointed out that all these "river" locations are clearly lakes, right? #monsterdon

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It was the magenta tie that did it

Kids mimic 1968 Olympics #monsterdon

what kids he is going to get out of the water? they corposes?
#monsterdon

Capitalism first!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

@Louisa see this is why you have radio call procedures

#piranha #monsterdon

Was that barbecue sauce on his shirt? #piranha
#monsterdon

Listen to me
This is not a crank call
Now listen
You have to listen

...wtf he hung up?!

#Monsterdon

The suitcase phone of emergency

#Monsterdon

Must have sourced the police car from Dukes, it also screeches swerving on dirt.

#monsterdon

Love that cell phone!

#monsterdon

incredibly low number of fatalities in that sequence for what it was

#Monsterdon

piggy gets a treat #monsterdon

@hollie *slow clap*

#Monsterdon

70s cell phone! #monsterdon

Did she just tell the operator to look up the resort in the phone book?

#Monsterdon

They've GOT to CLOSE the BEACHES!

...Beach. Singular. #Monsterdon

i can't believe they made the grumpy old man the hero and ate that whole counselor instead, show a little class #monsterdon

"That submarine ride is pure Americana!"

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

BEACHES OPEN #monsterdon

They disassembled a wooden raft from the bottom but thwarting an inflatable pool toy is beyond them. #monsterdon

#monsterdon
SUZIE!
POLO!

Now we have somber orchestral music according to the subtitles

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

So who won the race?

#Monsterdon
#Piranha1978
#BiteyFish

I guess that swim has been canceled. 😔

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

she practiced that lip tremble #monsterdon

suzie's fine, she's making mad points as a single-girl search and rescue team. #monsterdon

Did someone get their period? #Monsterdon

Tragically, Betsy got pulled under by a PA #monsterdon

#monsterdon RIP Betsy

Awesome lip quiver kid! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok, i think the piranyas are about to eat the little kiddies on their way to the ocean

looking forward to the carnage

@bk1e but they mentioned... mountains?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

@hollie ow xD

#piranha #monsterdon

Betsy!!!!

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

Go Suzie! Getting shit done!!!

#Monsterdon

Hang on, #monsterdon folks, I just need to eat a little chicken.

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If you ride an inner tube in piranha infested waters you're prolly gonna get a lot of butt-biteys

Bye Betsy
#Monsterdon #Piranha

#monsterdon The attacking piranha sound like an overloaded punch card reader being further overloaded.

@paco It's Chekhov's Gun, he found it in one of the cabins, on a table

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
I suspect that every one of these peranyah has a tapeworm.

Bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey. #Monsterdon

@blue Honestly I'm thinking there is surprisingly little child death considering how many bitey fishes must be in the water

#Monsterdon

Are they chewing on the rubber?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

the noises make it funny tho

#monsterdon

Hey no fair, he's still got a nose. #Monsterdon

okay, this girl can stay. she gets all the points, none for anybody else. #monsterdon

Note to self, no swimming with pockets full of Kool Aid
#monsterdon #piranha

SALT WATER!!
The Piranha will be unstoppable... They could only be more dangerous if they had legs and could walk on land.
WAIT.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

Run away, kid, while you can! #Monsterdon