So who won the race?

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#BiteyFish

By all rights that little girl should have pulled Betsy's dismembered arm out of the water, this movie is super tame.

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I guess that swim has been canceled. 😔

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she practiced that lip tremble #monsterdon

suzie's fine, she's making mad points as a single-girl search and rescue team. #monsterdon

Did someone get their period? #Monsterdon

Tragically, Betsy got pulled under by a PA #monsterdon

#monsterdon RIP Betsy

Awesome lip quiver kid! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok, i think the piranyas are about to eat the little kiddies on their way to the ocean

looking forward to the carnage

@bk1e but they mentioned... mountains?

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@hollie ow xD

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Betsy!!!!

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Alarmed by this whirrling carnage, the swim shy lady emerges from under her canoe hiding place and starts trying to push her canoe in the water to rescue her friends and/or enemies. She fails, because the canoe is big and she is small, so she instead gets and inflatable boat and starts her rescue operation. The children she's trying to rescue are mostly dangling on top of inner tubes trying not to be eaten by fish when she paddles by them.

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Hang on, #monsterdon folks, I just need to eat a little chicken.

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Go Suzie! Getting shit done!!!

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If you ride an inner tube in piranha infested waters you're prolly gonna get a lot of butt-biteys

Bye Betsy
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#monsterdon The attacking piranha sound like an overloaded punch card reader being further overloaded.

@paco It's Chekhov's Gun, he found it in one of the cabins, on a table

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I suspect that every one of these peranyah has a tapeworm.

Bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey bitey. #Monsterdon

@blue Honestly I'm thinking there is surprisingly little child death considering how many bitey fishes must be in the water

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Are they chewing on the rubber?

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They can only have 1 scene where children are being eaten alive, and they're playing it out for all it's worth

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the noises make it funny tho

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Get on the boat, dumbass, this isn't the fucking titanic

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Hey no fair, he's still got a nose. #Monsterdon

thanks i'm frickin tearing up over blonde girl rowing in to help

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okay, this girl can stay. she gets all the points, none for anybody else. #monsterdon

Note to self, no swimming with pockets full of Kool Aid
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SALT WATER!!
The Piranha will be unstoppable... They could only be more dangerous if they had legs and could walk on land.
WAIT.
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Run away, kid, while you can! #Monsterdon

Mastodon Child sees everyone flailing and in panic and sighs, before getting into action

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Mos unmotivated kid in the world. #monsterdon

@yatsu @CactuarJoe He needs someone to explain to him what a "muscle daddy" is.

(It's him.)

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focus fire piranha, you're taking a lot of little bites and threatening the children's plot armor, just pick off the counselors and be done with it #monsterdon

You are here at camp to have fun and you are going to participate or else.

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Why is he standing around supervising a kids swimming activity holding a gun?
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we;re gonna have some kids die HORRIBLY in our movie

we don't give a FUCK

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#monsterdon omg, little girl thinks fast! You go, girl!

Now she wants to get in the water.

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So much therapy to pay for. #Monsterdon

wow, I think this movie just rocketed to the top of an inauspicious list, huh

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Oh wow they actually get the kids in this one

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Nick nack paddy wack, give the fish your bones.

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Now the pirahnas sound like bees on acid

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100% serious because this is not a funny scene and this movie has been way to dumb to carry it off

also, ew

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Did you ever go to sleep-away summer camp as a child? #monsterdon

Suzie will save them all!

THIS IS WHY WE TEACH CANOE SKILLS

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Way too many dead kids here...

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Blonde girl is going to walk the long way around every puddle after this.

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"You've got no obligation to buy anything, only to enjoy yourself" is the siren song of capitalism.

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That fish to the face shot was much too short.
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honestly movie you've been too stupid to try to pull this off now

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Piranha headshot! #monsterdon

Is that a politician? Ooo I hope he gets et.

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@paco a gun, paired with socks AND sandals…
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Child carnage was not where I thought this was going....

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Yeah, Suzy is gonna have nightmares.

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oh nooo not the kids

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"Music by Handel's lazy slacker brother."

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HA HA HA HA HA HA

I *TOLD* YOU THIS FILM WAS TOO ON THE NOSE :D #Monsterdon

"That isn't funny" he says removing the fake arrow. Counterpoint, yes it was.

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Lawn darts, bell bottoms, piranhas - 70s kids were tough! #monsterdon

But, her drawn on wound! #Monsterdon

hahahahahaha the flying fish. fantastic.

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FISH CAM!

She should have hit the jailer with the pipe. Less chance of killing him. Maybe.

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annie getcher gun

got some fish to shoot

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There is an amazing group memory of past movies that adds to the discussion and to the phenomenon which is #Monsterdon

Oh, and there will be carnage from here on out.

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Mmm, tender vittles. #Monsterdon

Now she wants to hide under a boat and sleep, so Mastodon

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I'm putting the race gun under "Gun (ineffective)" #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

Dukes of Hazzard! #Monsterdon

'Sorry about the subdural hematoma!'

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#monsterdon _stolen patrol car runs off the road_

_stolen patrol car throws up a rooster tail of gravel and dirt_

soundtrack: _tires squealing_

yes perfect no notes

fortunately we have a gun handy for when the fish attack. I assume he will shoot at the fish.
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@CactuarJoe @trixter my theory is he's super closeted, that's why he's so mean. what he needs is a weekend in Amsterdam, he'd settle right down. #monsterdon

Not clear to me whether this "race" involves any racing?

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@Taweret lil codzilla's fixin up the rental jeep so he can drive down to the dam and join his buddies

("codzilla" credit to @diazona )

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Which kids is going to rat out our protagonist jr.?

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That's not a starting pistol that's a revolver

Apparently the forgotten they're driving a police vehicle that they can turn on the lights and other cars will get out of their way...

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@Taweret They must have blown the sfx budget in those three seconds #monsterdon

Man I was JOKING about the Boss Hawg thing you don't HAVE to emulate that shitty show. #Monsterdon

the movie is like "this little girl will be spared because we know her dad and she is scared of the river" #monsterdon

under a canoe is indeed an excellent hiding place at summer camp. On dry land, I mean.

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#BiteyFish

right right 1970s gotta have cars jumping something even just a little

as a treat

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Tag yourself with which camper you are. I'm the kid hiding under the canoe.

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Smartest person in the entire movie.

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Um, isn’t this the exact same shot of kids jumping into the water with inner tubes? #Monsterdon

They are in Hot Pursuit!

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@starkraving666 Maybe they had access to time travel #monsterdon

@SnoopJ That's SIR Limp-a-lot to you

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good job lil girl. you rock

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i see a gun, he's not gonna try and shoot the piranhas at some point, is he? #monsterdon

We can’t handle another car crash in this movie!

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having PTSD from day camp now

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