Mos unmotivated kid in the world. #monsterdon

focus fire piranha, you're taking a lot of little bites and threatening the children's plot armor, just pick off the counselors and be done with it #monsterdon

@yatsu @CactuarJoe He needs someone to explain to him what a "muscle daddy" is.

(It's him.)

#piranha #monsterdon

You are here at camp to have fun and you are going to participate or else.

#Monsterdon

Why is he standing around supervising a kids swimming activity holding a gun?
#monsterdon

we;re gonna have some kids die HORRIBLY in our movie

we don't give a FUCK

#monsterdon

#monsterdon omg, little girl thinks fast! You go, girl!

Now she wants to get in the water.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

So much therapy to pay for. #Monsterdon

wow, I think this movie just rocketed to the top of an inauspicious list, huh

#Monsterdon

Oh wow they actually get the kids in this one

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Nick nack paddy wack, give the fish your bones.

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

Now the pirahnas sound like bees on acid

#Monsterdon

Suzie will save them all!

THIS IS WHY WE TEACH CANOE SKILLS

#monsterdon
#Piranha

Did you ever go to sleep-away summer camp as a child? #monsterdon

Way too many dead kids here...

#Monsterdon

Blonde girl is going to walk the long way around every puddle after this.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

"You've got no obligation to buy anything, only to enjoy yourself" is the siren song of capitalism.

#Monsterdon

That fish to the face shot was much too short.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

honestly movie you've been too stupid to try to pull this off now

#piranha #monsterdon

Is that a politician? Ooo I hope he gets et.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

@paco a gun, paired with socks AND sandals…
#monsterdon

oh nooo not the kids

#Monsterdon

Yeah, Suzy is gonna have nightmares.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Child carnage was not where I thought this was going....

#monsterdon
#Piranha

"Music by Handel's lazy slacker brother."

#Monsterdon

HA HA HA HA HA HA

I *TOLD* YOU THIS FILM WAS TOO ON THE NOSE :D #Monsterdon

"That isn't funny" he says removing the fake arrow. Counterpoint, yes it was.

#monsterdon

Lawn darts, bell bottoms, piranhas - 70s kids were tough! #monsterdon

But, her drawn on wound! #Monsterdon

hahahahahaha the flying fish. fantastic.

#monsterdon

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FISH CAM!

She should have hit the jailer with the pipe. Less chance of killing him. Maybe.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

annie getcher gun

got some fish to shoot

#piranha #monsterdon

There is an amazing group memory of past movies that adds to the discussion and to the phenomenon which is #Monsterdon

Oh, and there will be carnage from here on out.

#Monsterdon 🐟 #Piranha

Mmm, tender vittles. #Monsterdon

I'm putting the race gun under "Gun (ineffective)" #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

Dukes of Hazzard! #Monsterdon

'Sorry about the subdural hematoma!'

#monsterdon

fortunately we have a gun handy for when the fish attack. I assume he will shoot at the fish.
#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @trixter my theory is he's super closeted, that's why he's so mean. what he needs is a weekend in Amsterdam, he'd settle right down. #monsterdon

Not clear to me whether this "race" involves any racing?

#Monsterdon

@Taweret lil codzilla's fixin up the rental jeep so he can drive down to the dam and join his buddies

("codzilla" credit to @diazona )

#monsterdon

Which kids is going to rat out our protagonist jr.?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

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That's not a starting pistol that's a revolver

Apparently the forgotten they're driving a police vehicle that they can turn on the lights and other cars will get out of their way...

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

@Taweret They must have blown the sfx budget in those three seconds #monsterdon

Man I was JOKING about the Boss Hawg thing you don't HAVE to emulate that shitty show. #Monsterdon

the movie is like "this little girl will be spared because we know her dad and she is scared of the river" #monsterdon

under a canoe is indeed an excellent hiding place at summer camp. On dry land, I mean.

#Monsterdon
#Piranha1978
#BiteyFish

right right 1970s gotta have cars jumping something even just a little

as a treat

#piranha #monsterdon

Tag yourself with which camper you are. I'm the kid hiding under the canoe.

#Monsterdon

Smartest person in the entire movie.

#monsterdon

Um, isn’t this the exact same shot of kids jumping into the water with inner tubes? #Monsterdon

They are in Hot Pursuit!

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 Maybe they had access to time travel #monsterdon

@SnoopJ That's SIR Limp-a-lot to you

#piranha #monsterdon

good job lil girl. you rock

#monsterdon

i see a gun, he's not gonna try and shoot the piranhas at some point, is he? #monsterdon

We can’t handle another car crash in this movie!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

having PTSD from day camp now

#monsterdon

This is like a fun 70s TV show about two misfits who get off on stealing different vehicles

#Monsterdon

Buffet is ON!

Piranha even jumps out of the water to kiss the camp director.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

This head camp dude is truly, truly the worst #Monsterdon

@Taweret They are adorable and take intuitive how can you not root for them

#monsterdon

"DETECTIVE" magazine 😂

#Monsterdon

they owe us liek three bigass feeding frenzies and at least one horribly mutated giant piranha for all this fucking dialogue they keep making us have to listen to #monsterdon

lol undercranking the vidya

#piranha #monsterdon

I wonder why she has lipstick on #monsterdon

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the piranhas better make it to the ocean...c'mon, swim faster little fishes!

"fresh AND salt water"

The word you're looking for is "brackish", sir. I've seen enough David Attenborough documentaries—

#Monsterdon

I was hoping that cop would have little hearts on his underwear. Oh well.

#monsterdon

The fuck is he doing in the water with a gun?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

The prison guard has a copy of True Detective magazine, that is so meta.

#Monsterdon

Was that a crane shot? I mean, they didn't have drones back then, and I'm wondering why they thought they needed to go to the expense for so little payoff #monsterdon

@trixter Mostly I'm wondering if he knows it or not yet. #Monsterdon

This the point where that poor girl's phobia is proven correct.

#monsterdon

Oh that's right. They still haven't gotten around a warning the summer camp full of children about the killer piranhas in the lake...

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Oh, yes, let’s separate the sinkers from the swimmers.

Sinkers are the people who get nibbled in.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

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this dude is terrible

"The sinkers from the swimmers" The fish food from the last girls. #Monsterdon #Piranha

and the flesh from the bone #monsterdon

The camp drill instructor is definitely gay though right

#piranha #monsterdon

Are they really going to kill off a bunch of kids in this? ...

#monsterdon

Aw Paul Bartel is worried about teenagers swimming, that is so quaint.

#Monsterdon

It is funny the things this guy is worried about compared with the things a modern insurance company would be worried about. Like the child who almost ran out in front of unrestricted live-fire archery range. #monsterdon

The blond girl is totally the blonde kid from Bad News Bears. #monsterdon

I hope piranha are attracted to yellow shirts and whistles.

#monsterdon

also, that was brilliant, kimbrel, never change. #monsterdon

nice underwear sheriff
#monsterdon

I dunno, it's pretty funny. Gotta give the kids points for effort

#monsterdon

Despite what the camp asshole says, the fake arrow through the kid's abdomen *was* pretty funny.

#Monsterdon

"just discipline!"
and kinda racist depictions of the native americans whose customs we no doubt plastered all over the buildings we constructed on top of it. #monsterdon

Okay what's happening now is actually Summer Camp Guitar Music, a legit musical genre in 70's and 80's movies.

#monsterdon
#Piranha

It was a little funny. 🐟 🐟 🐟

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

So much for *that* mailbox.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

That was actually kind of funny, kid

#Monsterdon

ok they didn't have cell phones but this couple does seriously suck at getting the word out about the piranhas. like spend ten minutes in a phone booth and don't try and warn everyone by running up to them #monsterdon

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oh no the fake 'injun' theme at the summer camp 😬