"That isn't funny."

No, but I'm not blaming the kid for that. #Monsterdon

No comics? *gasp*

#monsterdon

@Taweret he really could've made it look like they did without the "nice try kid" bit #monsterdon

Back to the water competition!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

The tale of Mo Schneider
#Monsterdon #Piranha

who the hell is Moe Schneider?
#monsterdon

Wouldn't be summer camp in the 70's without offensive Indigenous appropriation

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow oh that would be perfect here

#Monsterdon

And suddenly it's House Flippers.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

Little girl screws up her only scene and her film career! #monsterdon

Did she try to crawl through the drain pipe?? #monsterdon

why did you think pieces of cardboard would cut the crepe?

#monsterdon

Suddenly I'm missing Shelley Winters and her big hat. #Monsterdon #Piranha

That was a hell of a crane shot #piranha1978 #monsterdon

Are they playing Bridgerton Victorian dance music?

#monsterdon

This is why jail toilets are made of metal nowadays #monsterdon

1978 was the year of the extra long salmon ascot #monsterdon

@Louisa@mastodon.xyz Also they're both contributing!

#Monsterdon #Piranha

Why the operatics at the campfire?

#Monsterdon #Piranha

Wait, wait, I want another closeup of the two guys in the boat.

#monsterdon

@moira he's the one who offered to distract the guard, after all. #monsterdon

The 1970s. Just remember you got no obligation to buy anything, just go and enjoy yourselves. Simpler times.

And free barbecue!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Before drones they used kites for aerial shots

#monsterdon
#Piranha

I'm surprised to admit that the two leads are not actually getting on my nerves that much. The main guy kind of reminds me of a guy I had a crush on as a kid and the girl has chutzpah.

#Monsterdon

So many actors in this have been in other #Monsterdon movies. It's like a greatest hits flick. #Monsterdon #Piranha

(minus the shouting your plan into a echoing hallway where everyone and their neighborhood policeman can hear it, of course) #monsterdon

Yes it's PASADENA DAYS '78!

Again. >_> #Monsterdon

Learning moment folks! I don't think it's going to be that easy in most prison cells these days.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

I like these main characters for some reason. Maybe because the movie gave them both personalities, that never happens on #Monsterdon

#monsterdon He was taking a nap, then got awoken by a loud crash. Only to be put back to sleep with a brick. This guy has the shortest line and span of effective consciousness in this movie. Maybe a few seconds, tops.

I always love a jailbreak scene but it distracts me a little when they're not chased or re-apprehended, it's no mystery who they're looking for #monsterdon

This took a turn for the weird with her stripping the guy with the head injury she caused.

#Monsterdon

@floatybirb warning! not a fact! #monsterdon

Taking off someone’s pants over his boots is not easy and bothers me somehow.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

Fuck yeah! Dick Miller. We are in great cheap monster movie territory now.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

#Monsterdon

Got ‘em!

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

I don't understand why the idea of being drunk is a constant leitmotif.

#Monsterdon

This seems like a great plan if what you're trying to do is get punched by a cop #monsterdon

Always the threat to the local PR #Monsterdon

She seems surprised he was alive. #Monsterdon

Wait i somehow missed them going to jail lol #piranha1978 #monsterdon

”Let’s swim tomorrow.”
“Yeah, tomorrow. When it’s safe.”

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Mckeown or Mcguyver? #Monsterdon

Now I see why this movie was billed as a horror/comedy.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

Piranhas don't leave many what?
#Monsterdon #Piranha

@randy_s I think that's the prequel to Dune #monsterdon

oh he's really like that ok

#monsterdon

i love the way these two treat this guy. hilarious. A+ way to deal with a dumbass in a position of power. #monsterdon

I hope the piranha get you, sir.

#monsterdon

"I thought you could get a man's pants off quicker than that!"

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Her eyebrows have already had the piranha treatment a few times #piranha1978 #monsterdon

Is that gruber on the wanted poster?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon aha, my super power comes in handy. Remembering which episode of Star Trek someone has been in (he was a cop in DS9 Past Tense)

oh no homoerotic teenage girls

#monsterdon

The Internet tells me that was indeed Dick Miller! Also in Gremlins!

#piranha #monsterdon

@JoeWynne those breasts DO deserve a credit of their own. #Monsterdon
@starkraving666

#monsterdon we're gonna put this one on the ballot real soon right?

Big title on the magazine: "Piranhas don't leave many clues"

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

@Taweret fishies calling their broker to short the resort's stock

#monsterdon

The lake has another side? #Monsterdon

@moira I say, I say, whe dun't whant any unnecesserah payne-ic!
#monsterdon

I wouldn't mind to drink beer and hide most days.

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

#Monsterdon 🏊 🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐟 🐟 🐟 🩸 🩸💀 😱

Meanwhile, as these guys drywall the ceiling

Ah, the colonel calling around to spread misinformation.

The fish are going to be so fat and numerous…

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

Dude, aren't you supposed to be cleaning the floors in Chopping Mall?

#monsterdon

Finally, Dick Miller is here! #monsterdon

Promotional consideration by Coca-Cola.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

this place is worse organised than a red lectroid bivouac

#piranha #monsterdon

@superball SORRY NOT SORRY 😂

#monsterdon
#Piranha

oh hey it's that guy whose name I forget but who is great

#Monsterdon

Saved by the crotchety camp owner.

#monsterdon

Oh hey is that THAT guy?

#piranha #monsterdon

Wtf? Is this car chase music based on the car chase music from Godzilla vs Megalon?
#Monsterdon #Piranha

"Piraña" is going to kill me!

#Monsterdon

@hollie
Hollie noooo 🤣

#Monsterdon

Clearly she never heard of don't ask don't tell.

#monsterdon

As you can see, the Patriot act was just a formality. Because white liberals like their formalities.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Flashing would have worked wonders if she were a Bee Girl #monsterdon

ayyyy it's Dick Miller #monsterdon

they're still doing drywall work i'm sure the resort is totally ready to open tomorrow

#piranha #monsterdon

Kid 2: "Is that Marilyn Manson on that wanted poster" #piranha1978 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon gubmint took my freedom of speech

Um what the hell is the black and white movie they're watching on the TV and have we watched it for #Monsterdon

oh, racist arts n crafts #monsterdon

Doesn't that look like Nick Cage watching the TV?

#monsterdon

@starkraving666

I'm going to look for 'body double' credit, but I think this poor woman was robbed. ROBBED

#Monsterdon 🐟 #Piranha

@diazona that's just living in the 21st Century #monsterdon

who is making the creepy wailing in the background?!?!? #monsterdon

"You're the only two civilians who know about this."

aka

"You're the only two witnesses we need to deal with..."

#Monsterdon

@riedlr Maybe he's the gay one

#Monsterdon

Oh it's what's his name!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Folks, the subtitles on @ryan's stream say dude's name is "Hoak". Bob Hoak.

#Monsterdon

is the terrestrial piranha the mutant they're worried about and the piranhas we've seen so far are just normal piranhas? because it seems like fish and wildlife is who you really want to be talking to here #Monsterdon

We should watch the movie within this movie. #Monsterdon

@ricci that's what it sounded like to me (and apparently, he fucks)
#monsterdon

I love how the douche cop still has that shit-eating grin on his face when he answered the phone from the military.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

"What if he's gay?"
"Then I'll distract him."
Well he is kind of a bear like mountain man....
#Monsterdon #Piranha

why doesn't she flash the cop to get out?!? #monsterdon