#monsterdon we're gonna put this one on the ballot real soon right?

Big title on the magazine: "Piranhas don't leave many clues"

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

@Taweret fishies calling their broker to short the resort's stock

#monsterdon

The lake has another side? #Monsterdon

@moira I say, I say, whe dun't whant any unnecesserah payne-ic!
#monsterdon

I wouldn't mind to drink beer and hide most days.

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

"on my honor as a Texan" sure Dick Miller #monsterdon

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Meanwhile, as these guys drywall the ceiling

Ah, the colonel calling around to spread misinformation.

The fish are going to be so fat and numerous…

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

Dude, aren't you supposed to be cleaning the floors in Chopping Mall?

#monsterdon

Finally, Dick Miller is here! #monsterdon

Promotional consideration by Coca-Cola.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

this place is worse organised than a red lectroid bivouac

#piranha #monsterdon

@superball SORRY NOT SORRY 😂

#monsterdon
#Piranha

oh hey it's that guy whose name I forget but who is great

#Monsterdon

Saved by the crotchety camp owner.

#monsterdon

Oh hey is that THAT guy?

#piranha #monsterdon

Wtf? Is this car chase music based on the car chase music from Godzilla vs Megalon?
#Monsterdon #Piranha

"Piraña" is going to kill me!

#Monsterdon

@hollie
Hollie noooo 🤣

#Monsterdon

Clearly she never heard of don't ask don't tell.

#monsterdon

As you can see, the Patriot act was just a formality. Because white liberals like their formalities.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Flashing would have worked wonders if she were a Bee Girl #monsterdon

ayyyy it's Dick Miller #monsterdon

they're still doing drywall work i'm sure the resort is totally ready to open tomorrow

#piranha #monsterdon

Kid 2: "Is that Marilyn Manson on that wanted poster" #piranha1978 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon gubmint took my freedom of speech

Um what the hell is the black and white movie they're watching on the TV and have we watched it for #Monsterdon

oh, racist arts n crafts #monsterdon

Doesn't that look like Nick Cage watching the TV?

#monsterdon

@starkraving666

I'm going to look for 'body double' credit, but I think this poor woman was robbed. ROBBED

#Monsterdon 🐟 #Piranha

You say piranya, I say piranha, let's call the whole thing off

#monsterdon

@diazona that's just living in the 21st Century #monsterdon

who is making the creepy wailing in the background?!?!? #monsterdon

"You're the only two civilians who know about this."

aka

"You're the only two witnesses we need to deal with..."

#Monsterdon

@riedlr Maybe he's the gay one

#Monsterdon

Oh it's what's his name!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

is the terrestrial piranha the mutant they're worried about and the piranhas we've seen so far are just normal piranhas? because it seems like fish and wildlife is who you really want to be talking to here #Monsterdon

We should watch the movie within this movie. #Monsterdon

Folks, the subtitles on @ryan's stream say dude's name is "Hoak". Bob Hoak.

#Monsterdon

@ricci that's what it sounded like to me (and apparently, he fucks)
#monsterdon

I love how the douche cop still has that shit-eating grin on his face when he answered the phone from the military.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

"What if he's gay?"
"Then I'll distract him."
Well he is kind of a bear like mountain man....
#Monsterdon #Piranha

why doesn't she flash the cop to get out?!? #monsterdon

"Hide. That's all they do. Drink beer and hide."

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

again, #monsterdon movies have the greatest soundtracks I ever heard.

Pierre “The Flasher" Gumble

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

"Okie dokie" is in his intimidation vocabulary. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this woman's eyebrows are their own character

Impressed with how many ways they find to pronounce "piranha"

#monsterdon #Piranha1978

#monsterdon Per-Anna huh,

@athena_rising Well, if the frogs are close enough to the water...

#Piranha #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon piran-ya

Also, what the heck… they just have hundreds of gallons of Piranhacide laying around, that totally won’t wreck the river’s ecosystem for decades to come??? #Monsterdon

Grogan. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #piranha1978 Would somebody quiet down those frogs??

omg I almost have #Bingo #monsterdon

Menacing science lady fuck the dead old scientist? Was it for the government grant money?
#Monsterdon #Piranha

distract in two directions at once #monsterdon

so where is the terrestrial piranha? i would have thought we would have gotten more of those by now #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🏊 🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐟 🐟 🐟 🩸 🩸💀 😱

But what did they do with that private or whatever who got the sleeping bag over his head?

Pir-ahn-ya Jazz!

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

when i think movie escape music i think flange effect #Monsterdon

can't believe Piranha (1978) was cooler about gay people than literally everything i watched until the age of like, 15

#monsterdon

another jeep ride. This will not end well

#monsterdon

Did no one wear bras because you might just have to whip them out and distract military police at any time?

#monsterdon
#Piranha

Well about that tahm it seems Boss Hawg was catchin' up on our heroes... #Monsterdon

"What the colonel really means is he's going to push you in the river as soon as your back is turned."

#monsterdon

@Taweret It's a valid practice #monsterdon

“I’m not afraid, I’m a scientist”

I don’t think that’s how things work???

#Monsterdon

@srol As if the bitey fishes weren't bad enough, now we have bitey legislation too

#Monsterdon

Lol is that newspaper literally called "The News"? #monsterdon

They got away with one frame of titties on YouTube 😂

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Movie, I would like to know more about this headline, 'Big Rattler Bites Teen".

#monsterdon

Tracks for a bully.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

I wonder why haven't the military put handcuffs on them
#monsterdon

The bed and cabinet are a particular kind of green.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

headline on the paper: "DOGS TEAR UP NEWBORN BABY" lol #monsterdon

That sure was a Funny 70s Scene, huh. #Monsterdon

"Look! Up in the sky! It's Superman!" -flashes tits- #monsterdon

why does everyone wear yellow in this

its not a flattering color for most people

#monsterdon

MMMM YES. I love topographical maps. Makes me wanna go map a Minecraft world.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

i'm not sure i can pay attention to the rest of this movie. that scene was like... just... i mean... #monsterdon

BRB football

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

I'm bringing back that hair flip starting now.
#piranha
#monsterdon

this is so progressive #monsterdon

That's John Sayles as the maybe gay soldier! #monsterdon

The solution is easy: put bigger piranha into the river to eat the invasive piranha

#monsterdon

Just another day in the 505th Piranha Fighting Battalion #Monsterdon

"What if he's gay"

"I'll distract him"

Ok, surprisingly progressive...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "then *I'll* distract him! 😆

Look at the headlines on that newspaper

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

"What if he's gay?"
"Then I'LL distract him!"

[…]

"Listen, are you gay?"

Okay I lol'd. #Monsterdon

Fish Genetics #Monsterdon

Yeah! What if he's gay!??! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon there's always a bigger fish

"what do military guys say"
"idk, probably 'whats up' and 'nothin'"
#monsterdon

I have seen many "sound of air horn precedes lowering of gates to drain water" signs in my time.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon also, I know they said they reproduce fast but it must be SO PAINFUL for the fish to grow from egg to adult piranha in minutes. No wonder they're cranky