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This super hot evil fish geneticist knows something we don't I think
ββ¦why do I have to be on pir-ahn-ya patrol?"
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The could easily send a single soldier with a turkey on a rope too see if the fish are swimming up the fork in the branch. #Monsterdon
As much as I give 70s films shit, I do admit they were often deliciously critical of cops, government, and bosses.
"The war is over, dammit!"
My dude, have you even met America?
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That raft is getting awful small!
@lytta I They were talking enough about Bob Hope that I don't think it counts
@morganmay whoa i would have thought they would have a motor and be very heavy to do #monsterdon
Kevin McCarthy's character π was named BOB HOPE?! π€£ #Piranha1978 π #Monsterdon
@riedlr Oh I think that one I marked based on the fisherman with the chewed-up legs... I figured most of a body still qualifies as a body part
It's a bit loose to be fair
John Sayles cameo!
Government Lady is not afraid of the Ham either....that hair flick is a choice
Is it me or is this army scientist lady doped up on something?
Escape by flashing. And payphones are a dime?
That was honestly frightening.
does "are you afraid of what the govt. might do to you if-" count as a bechdel pass?
I mean I would just let these people handle it and go home
the British actor is a legend in horror films, but she's not that much of an actual actor, is she? π¬
They're well trained highly motivated piranha. #Monsterdon
when did the movie commit to piraΓ±a and why did they not have one person look the word up #monsterdon
If you like piraΓ±a coladas, and getting caught in the rain...
He was breeding them for endurance, and intelligenceβ¦
Guys, thatβs how they untied the ropes.
I'm starting to sing "The Log-Driver's Waltz".
No please continue your mad fish scientist eulogy. #monsterdon
That water flow diagram does not follow basic physics. I don't think this will effect the movie, however.
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"In other words, the piran(y)ha have a way around the barrier"
#Monsterdon I feel like this movie wouldn't be happening if people knew how to use bridges
Well that was a comedy water crank scene that should have gone on longer or sillier or not been stopped.
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Protagonist a save the day again! ecological disaster time!
Why is she creepy underlit #monsterdon #piranha1978
Doing stuff!? We're the US Government!
Really destroyed that βlighting out for the territoryβ raftβ¦ #Monsterdon
Become one of their team? But the military could just force them to sign an NDA?
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#Monsterdon so... Do you think they had little fish mittens that they used to poke the raft
@trixter @CactuarJoe I am confused about where the fish with legs is and what it ultimately has to do with the plot.
Yeah, go ahead guys, join up with the CIA Mutant Fish Team. #Monsterdon
We've seen that dodgy military expert woman in "The Pit and the Pendulum" #Monsterdon #Piranha
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These people are comical
Piranyha. Yep.
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Why? Why did the person who MOST knew the danger of the water jump into the water to rescue a kid...who was safely out of the water?
...arrest them? The normal response anyway...
@moira said no one ever about a #Monsterdon movie.
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Rotanon 235???
#Monsterdon this is how my anxiety always envisions the tom sawyer river raft ride at disneyland
This is no good. They've learned how to mute the synthesizer, they're adapting. #monsterdon
The raft is falling apart. Time to learn some burling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDlPtJw0vQE
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honestly wtf why does this movie have such good knotted rope content this is an unexpected treat
#monsterdon Dammit. the 4077th has to move again. Will this war never end?
So that's how rivers get water in them. Guys with hoses!
Wow, they're pacing the progression of the violence really well!
#monsterdon Ah, the military has arrived. You know, because they all sport fancy gold stars! They were the best in class and Miss Yancy only gives the shiniest stars to the good children. The ones wearing camo, drooling uncontrollably, grunting, dragging knuckles. But at least this time, don't drag them in the river.. you know, nibble nibble.
is it a bechdel pass if there are men next to them
Do army vehicles travel with a drum?
show me the evidence
Jeeeezuz. Rotenone 235?! Lady, you're the problem.
are dams usually opened by hand cranking the dam open and closed or what #monsterdon
So if they put a bunch of these fish in a capsule that they distributed via explosives, would that be a FISHIN' BOMB?
everyone stop pronouncing is piranya please
@CactuarJoe Probably making cute little sounds.
Funny how the bitey fishes lose their appetite for rope as soon as there are no humans on top of it
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Welp, now the Army's involved again.
Well that's ominous...(way too many military vehicles for this to end well)
Military coming with what I hope are tanks, bazookas and mazers.
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Don't worry, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are here!
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The comedy is so shoehorned in. It's painful
you know what those folks could use, a Visdeurbel (https://visdeurbel.nl)
@diazona Thanks! π
The movie really should've carried out the previous scenes to their logical conclusion: the piranhas sabotage the dam. They were trained for guerilla warfare after all. #monsterdon
The boys are back in town?
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white man, white knighting to save a kid, thinking his demon fish wonβt eat him and instead retraumatizes the kid. typical.
Oh good the military's here. Everything will be okay. :-/ #Monsterdon #Piranha
@davesdogmaggie um, it's called ACTING
@hollie Honestly by #Monsterdon standards this is high art
For a place that has mountains there aren't very many... mountains?
#Monsterdon I'm sorry but why would a guy get in the water to rescue a child who was perfectly safe on the canoe
picking today to suck ass at doing the dam crank thing #monsterdon
lake once was lost, but now is found #monsterdon
Drunky McDrunkface runs like a chubby toddler. #Monsterdon
Will these two idiots and their ward survive to form a nuclear family???
the instant you can see it START SHOUTING!
It's what you've done in EVERY OTHER situation!!
PIRANHA ARE SMART ENOUGH TOP UNTIE ROPES! I love these industrious little fellows.
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Itβs a puzzle to solve!
The fish are outsmarting them. #monsterdon
it's a good thing he have tied the logs one by one.
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Topical cartoon plays.
#Monsterdon welp so much for asking scientist guy for advice \o/
Damn the damn dam!
I would joke, "Piranha 2: This time on land", but unfortunately, I already know there's a Piranha 2.
I'm disappointed we're not getting any more of that weird claymation thing
@ordinoides Nice! π π π
I wish I had gotten "annoying person eaten" on mine, that's so satisfying
On the plus side, at least he's not talking about his wife anymore...
raft disassembly by bitey fish was stressful
His mistake was using rope impregnated with fresh blood to build his magnificent raft #monsterdon