again, #monsterdon movies have the greatest soundtracks I ever heard.

"Hide. That's all they do. Drink beer and hide."

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Pierre “The Flasher" Gumble

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

"Okie dokie" is in his intimidation vocabulary. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this woman's eyebrows are their own character

Impressed with how many ways they find to pronounce "piranha"

#monsterdon #Piranha1978

#monsterdon Per-Anna huh,

@athena_rising Well, if the frogs are close enough to the water...

#Piranha #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon piran-ya

Also, what the heck… they just have hundreds of gallons of Piranhacide laying around, that totally won’t wreck the river’s ecosystem for decades to come??? #Monsterdon

Grogan. #Monsterdon

omg I almost have #Bingo #monsterdon

Menacing science lady fuck the dead old scientist? Was it for the government grant money?
#Monsterdon #Piranha

distract in two directions at once #monsterdon

so where is the terrestrial piranha? i would have thought we would have gotten more of those by now #monsterdon

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But what did they do with that private or whatever who got the sleeping bag over his head?

Pir-ahn-ya Jazz!

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

when i think movie escape music i think flange effect #Monsterdon

can't believe Piranha (1978) was cooler about gay people than literally everything i watched until the age of like, 15

#monsterdon

another jeep ride. This will not end well

#monsterdon

Did no one wear bras because you might just have to whip them out and distract military police at any time?

#monsterdon
#Piranha

Well about that tahm it seems Boss Hawg was catchin' up on our heroes... #Monsterdon

"What the colonel really means is he's going to push you in the river as soon as your back is turned."

#monsterdon

@Taweret It's a valid practice #monsterdon

“I’m not afraid, I’m a scientist”

I don’t think that’s how things work???

#Monsterdon

@srol As if the bitey fishes weren't bad enough, now we have bitey legislation too

#Monsterdon

Lol is that newspaper literally called "The News"? #monsterdon

They got away with one frame of titties on YouTube 😂

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Movie, I would like to know more about this headline, 'Big Rattler Bites Teen".

#monsterdon

Tracks for a bully.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

I wonder why haven't the military put handcuffs on them
#monsterdon

The bed and cabinet are a particular kind of green.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

headline on the paper: "DOGS TEAR UP NEWBORN BABY" lol #monsterdon

That sure was a Funny 70s Scene, huh. #Monsterdon

why does everyone wear yellow in this

its not a flattering color for most people

#monsterdon

i'm not sure i can pay attention to the rest of this movie. that scene was like... just... i mean... #monsterdon

BRB football

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

I'm bringing back that hair flip starting now.
#piranha
#monsterdon

this is so progressive #monsterdon

That's John Sayles as the maybe gay soldier! #monsterdon

The solution is easy: put bigger piranha into the river to eat the invasive piranha

#monsterdon

Just another day in the 505th Piranha Fighting Battalion #Monsterdon

"What if he's gay"

"I'll distract him"

Ok, surprisingly progressive...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "then *I'll* distract him! 😆

Look at the headlines on that newspaper

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Fish Genetics #Monsterdon

"What if he's gay?"
"Then I'LL distract him!"

[…]

"Listen, are you gay?"

Okay I lol'd. #Monsterdon

Yeah! What if he's gay!??! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon there's always a bigger fish

"what do military guys say"
"idk, probably 'whats up' and 'nothin'"
#monsterdon

I have seen many "sound of air horn precedes lowering of gates to drain water" signs in my time.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon also, I know they said they reproduce fast but it must be SO PAINFUL for the fish to grow from egg to adult piranha in minutes. No wonder they're cranky

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This super hot evil fish geneticist knows something we don't I think

“…why do I have to be on pir-ahn-ya patrol?"

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

The could easily send a single soldier with a turkey on a rope too see if the fish are swimming up the fork in the branch. #Monsterdon

As much as I give 70s films shit, I do admit they were often deliciously critical of cops, government, and bosses.

#monsterdon

"The war is over, dammit!"
My dude, have you even met America?

#Monsterdon #Piranha

That raft is getting awful small!

#monsterdon

@lytta I They were talking enough about Bob Hope that I don't think it counts

#Monsterdon

@morganmay whoa i would have thought they would have a motor and be very heavy to do #monsterdon

Kevin McCarthy's character 💀 was named BOB HOPE?! 🤣 #Piranha1978 🐟 #Monsterdon

@riedlr Oh I think that one I marked based on the fisherman with the chewed-up legs... I figured most of a body still qualifies as a body part

It's a bit loose to be fair

#Monsterdon

John Sayles cameo!

#monsterdon

Government Lady is not afraid of the Ham either....that hair flick is a choice

#monsterdon

Is it me or is this army scientist lady doped up on something?

#Monsterdon

Escape by flashing. And payphones are a dime?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

That was honestly frightening.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

does "are you afraid of what the govt. might do to you if-" count as a bechdel pass?

#monsterdon

the British actor is a legend in horror films, but she's not that much of an actual actor, is she? 😬

#monsterdon

I mean I would just let these people handle it and go home

#monsterdon

They're well trained highly motivated piranha. #Monsterdon

when did the movie commit to piraña and why did they not have one person look the word up #monsterdon

He was breeding them for endurance, and intelligence…

Guys, that’s how they untied the ropes.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

If you like piraña coladas, and getting caught in the rain...

#monsterdon
#Piranha

I'm starting to sing "The Log-Driver's Waltz".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMPep2lm__4

#monsterdon

No please continue your mad fish scientist eulogy. #monsterdon

Too many people.

Not enough bitey fish.

#Monsterdon

That water flow diagram does not follow basic physics. I don't think this will effect the movie, however.

#Monsterdon 🐟 #Piranha

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"In other words, the piran(y)ha have a way around the barrier"

Well that was a comedy water crank scene that should have gone on longer or sillier or not been stopped.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

Protagonist a save the day again! ecological disaster time!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Doing stuff!? We're the US Government!

#monsterdon

Really destroyed that “lighting out for the territory” raft… #Monsterdon

so seems like these people have got it

you can just go back to your cabin now, guy

#monsterdon

Become one of their team? But the military could just force them to sign an NDA?

#Monsterdon #Piranha

#Monsterdon so... Do you think they had little fish mittens that they used to poke the raft

Yeah, go ahead guys, join up with the CIA Mutant Fish Team. #Monsterdon

We've seen that dodgy military expert woman in "The Pit and the Pendulum" #Monsterdon #Piranha

Piranyha. Yep.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

#Monsterdon
Why? Why did the person who MOST knew the danger of the water jump into the water to rescue a kid...who was safely out of the water?

...arrest them? The normal response anyway...

#monsterdon

@moira said no one ever about a #Monsterdon movie.

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Rotanon 235???

@SnoopJ #TeamKnottedRope #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is how my anxiety always envisions the tom sawyer river raft ride at disneyland

This is no good. They've learned how to mute the synthesizer, they're adapting. #monsterdon

The raft is falling apart. Time to learn some burling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDlPtJw0vQE
#Monsterdon #Piranha

honestly wtf why does this movie have such good knotted rope content this is an unexpected treat

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Dammit. the 4077th has to move again. Will this war never end?