So that's how rivers get water in them. Guys with hoses!

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Wow, they're pacing the progression of the violence really well!

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#monsterdon Ah, the military has arrived. You know, because they all sport fancy gold stars! They were the best in class and Miss Yancy only gives the shiniest stars to the good children. The ones wearing camo, drooling uncontrollably, grunting, dragging knuckles. But at least this time, don't drag them in the river.. you know, nibble nibble.

is it a bechdel pass if there are men next to them

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Yes. And you’re in a science fiction movie.

Kind of.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #SkepticalLady

Do army vehicles travel with a drum?

#monsterdon

show me the evidence

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Jeeeezuz. Rotenone 235?! Lady, you're the problem.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

are dams usually opened by hand cranking the dam open and closed or what #monsterdon

So if they put a bunch of these fish in a capsule that they distributed via explosives, would that be a FISHIN' BOMB?

#monsterdon #piranha

everyone stop pronouncing is piranya please

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@CactuarJoe Probably making cute little sounds.

#piranha #monsterdon

Funny how the bitey fishes lose their appetite for rope as soon as there are no humans on top of it

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Welp, now the Army's involved again.

Well that's ominous...(way too many military vehicles for this to end well)

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Military coming with what I hope are tanks, bazookas and mazers.

#Monsterdon 🐟 #Piranha

Don't worry, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are here!

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

The comedy is so shoehorned in. It's painful

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you know what those folks could use, a Visdeurbel (https://visdeurbel.nl)

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@diazona Thanks! 😂

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#Piranha

The movie really should've carried out the previous scenes to their logical conclusion: the piranhas sabotage the dam. They were trained for guerilla warfare after all. #monsterdon

The boys are back in town?
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Oh good the military's here. Everything will be okay. :-/ #Monsterdon #Piranha

@davesdogmaggie um, it's called ACTING

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For a place that has mountains there aren't very many... mountains?

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@hollie Honestly by #Monsterdon standards this is high art

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#Monsterdon I'm sorry but why would a guy get in the water to rescue a child who was perfectly safe on the canoe

picking today to suck ass at doing the dam crank thing #monsterdon

lake once was lost, but now is found #monsterdon

Drunky McDrunkface runs like a chubby toddler. #Monsterdon

Will these two idiots and their ward survive to form a nuclear family???

#monsterdon #Piranha1978

the instant you can see it START SHOUTING!

It's what you've done in EVERY OTHER situation!!

#monsterdon

PIRANHA ARE SMART ENOUGH TOP UNTIE ROPES! I love these industrious little fellows.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

It’s a puzzle to solve!

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it's a good thing he have tied the logs one by one.
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Topical cartoon plays.

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Damn the damn dam!

#monsterdon #piranha

I would joke, "Piranha 2: This time on land", but unfortunately, I already know there's a Piranha 2.

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#Monsterdon welp so much for asking scientist guy for advice \o/

@ordinoides Nice! 👏 👏 👏

I wish I had gotten "annoying person eaten" on mine, that's so satisfying

#Monsterdon

I'm disappointed we're not getting any more of that weird claymation thing

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

On the plus side, at least he's not talking about his wife anymore...

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raft disassembly by bitey fish was stressful

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#BiteyFish

His mistake was using rope impregnated with fresh blood to build his magnificent raft #monsterdon

Ah man their raft didn't spontaneously explode? bogus

#monsterdon

why those people don't row for the margin alread?
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Oh nuts, someone called the military.

They started this whole mess!

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Toooooot
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SHOW ME THE FISH WITH LEGS

#monsterdon #piranha

losing logs off the raft is a great idea, but imagine how much better it would be if it'd been one at a time over the next hour of movie. #monsterdon

#monsterdon even if the hemp was saturated with blood, that wouldn't make much sense

It is true that academic politics are even worse than mutant pirhanas.

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Twas a well funded research project that killed the scientist. But atleast he didn't have to fight for tenure.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

@floatybirb Usually the Woman stays at home, yes? #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow
Zzzzingggg!

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I can't think of anything to post because there's nothing funnier than watching these fish disassemble this raft. #monsterdon

BINGO! #Piranha #Monsterdon

That kid's messed up for life. Good going there, Grogan #monsterdon

Sit on the raft, and hold it together with your hands!

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log driver's waltz time! #monsterdon

Joe Dante and black & white cartoons :)

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Yeah, Doc Hoak's a goner

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you guys should get off the boat and like... walk #monsterdon

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OK these piranhas are pretty adorable with their jabby jabbies

so, this is it? I hoped the piranhas would leave nothing but bones with what is underwater.
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Bet you wished you used nails now, 🐟 🐟 🐟

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Kid Trauma #3! #monsterdon

Why do the piranha sound like that? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon not the piranhas undoing the knots 😂😂

#monsterdon "A few mutants survived, rocket powered fish"

The piranha, nature's electric carving knife

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The fish... are eating.... the raft?

OHNOEZ THE FISH ARE HYPERINTELLIGENT OHNOEZ

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My god, that's halfway believable science.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

"We call it the dam phone" #monsterdon

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This raft coulda used some nails after all

#Monsterdon ok but respectfully, Mr. scientist, as a biologist:

Your enormous Texas belt buckle can't save you now sir.

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#monsterdon
Which 'little agency'’s result was worse, the killer piranha or the Internet?

sorry hon

y'got rats in the crawlspace again

oh wait

#piranha #monsterdon

How did they get a mug shot of the camp leader anyway?

#monsterdon

Ah, he found the target. Nice, nice, yes, that’s your face, camp counselor guy.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Sticking a dude's face on a target was just accepted in the 70's I presume

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Well that was a useless sacrifice they could've just gone 1 foot further to get to the canoe #monsterdon

Not only doc piranha killed himself but almost take the kid with him
#monsterdon

"No swinging after lunch"!?

This man is unfun incarnate.

#monsterdon

@helianthropy He's the fish's father so they had to think about whether they REALLY wanted him to die. But in the end, they did.

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#Piranha

The scientist decides, out of nowhere, to make a selfless sacrifice, at this point in the movie? It doesn't make any sense. We didn't have enough character development to justify that action.

#Monsterdon

Where did the other councillor find an 8x10 glossy of the bossy asshole councillor?

#monsterdon

No SWINGING after lunch - heyyyy what kinda camp is this?!? #monsterdon

Why do the pirahnas sound like underwater caffeinated woodpeckers?

#Monsterdon

No swinging after lunch? Jesus, guy, they're kids, it's a little early for any of them to be

#piranha #monsterdon

Somehow I don't think caretaker dude would be anywhere close to intact after emitting that much blood

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I'll bet that, after all, he would have preferred 'pier review' <-- credit to the Dude

This has been a disconcerting lack of people pulling skeletonized limbs out of the water in this movie.

#piranha #monsterdon

What are you now, lady, a wildlife biologist?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

I've seen this guy in something too
#monsterdon

Whoops, eyes moved. Take twenty seven! #Monsterdon