@strangefour And somehow launches the boat over it, despite there not being a ramp.

#Monsterdon

@rberlim these are military-grade fishies, they don't waste their time on noncombatants

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Elsewhere #Monsterdon

uuurrghh, 'Underwater scene'

always kills the tempo of film dead

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@ohiofi That's just so she can recover his skeletonized remains

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Quick someone say random numbers to her so she loses track!

if we have the character take any of his clothes off including his fucking boots while we have him diving, people might not recognize him anymore #monsterdon

the most American solution: "we caused this unnecessary problem by acting on impulse and we can solve it with toxic waste"

#monsterdon

Sexy flute for underwater scene music! #monsterdon

"We'll pollute the bastards to death" is definitely a plan. All I need now for a bingo is sequel bait

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But of course pollute the bastards to death. #Monsterdon

lol. #monsterdon science

“We’ll pollute the bastards to death!”

Sounds like a 70s’ solution #Monsterdon

Real Kevin OLeary boat driving skills on display in this movie.

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all this because one person menstruated in the water!

Brought to you by Tampax.

#monsterdon #piranha

that's is, use the only weapon the 1970s has left you, pollution! #monsterdon

The piranha are against the military industrial complex that made them

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"We'll pollute the bastards to death!"

And THAT'S Reagan's America! #Monsterdon

Apparently Tarantino was very impressed with Joe Dante’s editing of this sequence, on https://podcasts.apple.com/de/podcast/106-coma-mikey-nicky-piranha/id1627069896?i=1000580748495 #monsterdon

Ah yes, POLLUTION to the rescue!

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Y'know, I really do have a certain amount of affection for our Grand Theft Auto action couple here :D #Monsterdon

This is gonna be one of those 70s horrors films that ends with the characters just going "Man, it sucks that happened" then fade to credits, isn't it? #monsterdon

This is gonna’ put the resort on the map. #monsterdon

How many modes of transportation has Grogan stolen so far? #Monsterdon

no, not the sand castles! think about the children!
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the so-called "heroes" of this movie keep showing up just a few minutes too late every time, coincidence?

#monsterdon

yo FINALLY we get some proper nom nom chronch
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If you're swimmin' on a river,
and a fish makes you dinner,
That's Pirahna!

#Monsterdon

sometimes you have to destroy a sandcastle in order to save it #monsterdon

Yes, the Colonial!

#Piranha #Monsterdon

Someone had to block this entire scene, I can almost see them off camera with a megaphone and a giant clipboard. "OKAY - NOW! SCREAM AND FLAIL NOW! THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH PEOPLE, I WANT MORE FLAILING"

#monsterdon
#Piranha

Has someone made this piranha sound into a ringtone yet?

#Monsterdon

They destroyed that sandcastle!

#Monsterdon

12 minutes remaining and we're doing "the piranhas are eating the guests" for a laugh next to like an ocean of blood, zero idea what the emotional tone should be or why the movie wouldnt just end once everyone is out of the water #monsterdon

oh good the piranhas are pervs, too 🙄
#monsterdon

Piranhas going for the tits now

#monsterdon

"They're eating the guests, Sir." #monsterdon

The background media is so on point.

#Piranha #Monsterdon

I mean from the piranhas point of view it was a very, very good day

#Monsterdon
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#BiteyFish

"They're eating the guests sir. Also Liberace is here and we've already booked the celebrity suite to Elliott Gould." #monsterdon

The piranhas aren't even finishing their meals. No dessert for the fishies.

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

piranhas as an excuse for nipples

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Reading Moby Dick on the beach was a nice touch. points

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

They're eating the guests, sir

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"I told you not to say that word! What about the god damn piranhas?"

"They're eating the guests, sir."
#monsterdon

#monsterdon "they're eating the guests"

they definitely knew to keep the camera off those incredbily bad head models tho'

#piranha #monsterdon

okay a lot of you have had time to get out of the water by now

#monsterdon

lmao a girl on the beach was reading Moby Dick #monsterdon

No, let the piranha win. They deserve this place more than we do.

#monsterdon

"They're eating the guests, sir."

Okay that was funny :D #Monsterdon

That girl
On the beach reading moby dick with her back turned to water is missing out.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

#monsterdon did you see the woman reading Moby Dick on the beach? 😆

The pink ascot is divine

#Monsterdon

@helianthropy I'm counting that as impressive for bingo purposes but partly because of how they managed to work a boat explosion into a fish movie

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm going to use an exaggerated brazilian portuguese pronunciation of piranha every time I say it now. I'm going to really hang on that nyah at the end!

Brass in the water!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Limit 18 people nuggets
#Monsterdon #Piranha

(Piranhas chomping)
-Piranha #SubtitleHallOfFame #monsterdon

@nev yes because it was rad #monsterdon

I'm still not sure why the piranha sound like a squeaky air conditioner. #Monsterdon

oh nooo bearded guy nooo
#monsterdon

Dang, if you're sitting in a tube, they get you by the butt cheek. Yeesh.

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Ok, this film has officially jumped the piranha. #monsterdon

lol, this water skiing dude is having a predicament..oh now things are exploding!

Classic monsterdon escalation!

#monsterdon

I swear I looked away from the screen for like 10 seconds and suddenly there were explosions, have the piranhas mined the river? #monsterdon

Finally, an explosion!!! 🔥 nice

#monsterdon

the sound effects make every piranha attack hilarious

#monsterdon

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Gratuitous boat stunts ✅

but why?!? #monsterdon

ok jaws did *not* have a speedboat jumping through an explosion, point joe dante #monsterdon

haha what a stupid excuse for a crash scene

#monsterdon

(am i supposed to be laughing at the boat explosion? coz i am laughing at the boat explosion.) #monsterdon

It's the 70's shit just explodes. #Monsterdon #Piranha

@amyfou TBH I think they could eat the girl driving the boat too

#Monsterdon

What in the hell... the evil Knievel helmet guy in a speedboat jumping over the exploding boat? Followed by the leaping cop car? This is so 1970s!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

the fish make a zoomy noise when they swim

#monsterdon

at least we know now that "deny everything and continue on as normal even while people are dying" is a realistic government response

#monsterdon

We are doing all water activities all at once: Water skiing, boat racing, swimming, tubing, scuba diving, everything all at once. #monsterdon

#monsterdon She's gonna use up all their gasoline being cute. And then strand themselves in the PIranha infested water. YAY! MORE DEAD CAST!

Skiing by a body being actively fed on!

"I think something's wrong."

You're next.

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#Monsterdon 🐟 #Piranha

#monsterdon piranhas totally make the nom nom noise you're hearing in this film.

"Hey, he really does ski great, let's fuck him when we get back!"

#monsterdon

it's easy to forget that our two plucky heroes are the reason why the place is full of mutant piranhas

#monsterdon

my partner's impresion of the piranha sound is "bibbitybibbitybibbitybibbity" #Monsterdon

BOAT GOES BRRRRRRRRRRR

Girl 1: blah blah bla hbla ?
Girl 2: Blahlsakdflhasdlfhlsadhf !

turns throttle up

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "hello, the media? i'd like to call in a *panic* please"

How much air do they have in those scuba tanks? I got a bingo card to fill #monsterdon

Dick Miller. Pink scarf. Briefcase phone. A pig he just fed.
This is the most perfect shot in cinema history.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

#Monsterdon This water is waaaaay to clean for river water. Source: grew up close to a river.

If I were a diver, I wouldn’t be swimming to THAT kind of music.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

Suzie saved the day! #Monsterdon Mostly.

#Monsterdon luckily the piranhas can't bite through rubber rafts

...The colonel KNOWS about the mutant killer fish and he's getting on the boat.

And the Darwin Award goes to... #Monsterdon

wait so these two people know about the piranha and they are just letting the senator have people swim around in the river? #monsterdon

"Colonel? Still?"

ooooh burn

#Monsterdon

They're remarkably unconcerned about having used deadly force to break out of jail, as though they know it doesn't come up later in the script #monsterdon

These assholes are really going out of their way to make sure all these people get mutilated. #Monsterdon #Piranha

"Colonel, still?" oof

#piranha #monsterdon