Dang, if you're sitting in a tube, they get you by the butt cheek. Yeesh.
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Ok, this film has officially jumped the piranha. #monsterdon
lol, this water skiing dude is having a predicament..oh now things are exploding!
Classic monsterdon escalation!
I swear I looked away from the screen for like 10 seconds and suddenly there were explosions, have the piranhas mined the river? #monsterdon
Finally, an explosion!!! π₯ nice
the sound effects make every piranha attack hilarious
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Gratuitous boat stunts β
but why?!? #monsterdon
ok jaws did *not* have a speedboat jumping through an explosion, point joe dante #monsterdon
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haha what a stupid excuse for a crash scene
(am i supposed to be laughing at the boat explosion? coz i am laughing at the boat explosion.) #monsterdon
It's the 70's shit just explodes. #Monsterdon #Piranha
@amyfou TBH I think they could eat the girl driving the boat too
What in the hell... the evil Knievel helmet guy in a speedboat jumping over the exploding boat? Followed by the leaping cop car? This is so 1970s!
the fish make a zoomy noise when they swim
We are doing all water activities all at once: Water skiing, boat racing, swimming, tubing, scuba diving, everything all at once. #monsterdon
#monsterdon She's gonna use up all their gasoline being cute. And then strand themselves in the PIranha infested water. YAY! MORE DEAD CAST!
Skiing by a body being actively fed on!
"I think something's wrong."
You're next.
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"Hey, he really does ski great, let's fuck him when we get back!"
it's easy to forget that our two plucky heroes are the reason why the place is full of mutant piranhas
my partner's impresion of the piranha sound is "bibbitybibbitybibbitybibbity" #Monsterdon
BOAT GOES BRRRRRRRRRRR
Girl 1: blah blah bla hbla ?
Girl 2: Blahlsakdflhasdlfhlsadhf !
turns throttle up
#Monsterdon "hello, the media? i'd like to call in a *panic* please"
How much air do they have in those scuba tanks? I got a bingo card to fill #monsterdon
Dick Miller. Pink scarf. Briefcase phone. A pig he just fed.
This is the most perfect shot in cinema history.
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#Monsterdon This water is waaaaay to clean for river water. Source: grew up close to a river.
If I were a diver, I wouldnβt be swimming to THAT kind of music.
Suzie saved the day! #Monsterdon Mostly.
#Monsterdon luckily the piranhas can't bite through rubber rafts
...The colonel KNOWS about the mutant killer fish and he's getting on the boat.
And the Darwin Award goes to... #Monsterdon
wait so these two people know about the piranha and they are just letting the senator have people swim around in the river? #monsterdon
These assholes are really going out of their way to make sure all these people get mutilated. #Monsterdon #Piranha
"Colonel, still?" oof
JUMPING PIRANHA FACE ATTACK!!!
Lying is wrong but the two main characters would have a lot more luck getting people to safety by just lying and saying there's toxins in the water or something. In this TED talk I will--
@Lazarou Between last week and this week we are really learning some Things about the world of 70's movies
Laugh all you want at the fat dude, he'll be you in 10-20 years with that diet....
I can confirm seeing at least two people of color in this film.
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The dude just casually blowing up his water raft thingy like we used to have to do - by the lips
Pink scarf with a bolo tie. Bold fashion choice.
I would wear it .
Instead of "please, you've got to believe me," try something like "two dead, eight injured at the summer camp."
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The music when they cut from sad Susie to the water festivities. Lol.
oh yikes, buddy system being used (presumably) to take account of the off-screen fatalities? that's a subtle touch
WHY DON'T YOU PUT HER IN CHARGE
No one has called the police? An ambulance? Anyone?
I guess the mayor's an asshole, we learned that, but the REST of the services...? Hell even the VFW?
@ApostateEnglishman Roger Corman nods with approval. #HumanoidsfromtheDeep #monsterdon
"It looks like we're gonna have to drive to the resort ourselves" Yeah you get to be late to the slaughter YET AGAIN. #Monsterdon #Piranha
help out there? she could run the place given even half the chance. #monsterdon
#monsterdon So are the muppet/mickey-mouse-laughing noises supposed to be what Piranha sound like?
OOOOOOH, *that's* why he's mopping floors in Chopping Mall.
YES! Devour those kids! Increase the body count! Go #TeamFish !
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I thought for a second that maybe the Pirahnas had cut the phone line!
Army's been doing experiments with flying fish too, I see #monsterdon
Yay! Amongst this prolonged bloody child horror show one person has found their courage amongst fear.
Betsy's a gonna kid......
If only there was some way, in a police car, to signal to other vehicles that they should pull over. It's a mystery, might as well just pull out blindly!
ah.. i guess we did sacrifice a teenager after all
Looks like Betsy is FINished
okay, mr mean camp counselor helping kids out of the water despite being all bloody, i guess he gets like 1 point. #monsterdon
wow, that aladdin logo
even more memories unlocked, i haven't thought about this stuff for AGES.
He driving tf out that car! #Monsterdon
Well, to the camp asshole's credit, he's helping get the kids out of the river, even after he's been shredded to bits himself.
When Codzilla isn't on screen the audience should be asking "where's Codzilla?"
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The piranha child massacre
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Aw it's a Steve Martin arrow. Bless!
Given the results, I still stand by that we're not actually following the protagonists of this movie.
Little girl like, "God damn it, I knew I was gonna Cassandra this bitch :/" #Monsterdon
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Come on, Suzy, you've got this!
Protagonist Jr. has just upgrade to protagonist!
They must be cross bred with bees. #Monsterdon
oh wow, that is a lot of child death #monsterdon
statistically some of those kids aren't getting out....
Theyβre jumpers!
that fish just really craved face meat #monsterdon
Kinda dark the children are getting bit....
My respect to the cleverly hidden girl. Nice, nice.
Man I love a mass child death scene. #Monsterdon
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Lol they're actually killing kids! Didn't expect that
part of the reason i love running a #monsterdon stream is i can just check in on police cars jumping dukes of hazzard style
As the child swimming race proceeds, the swim shy daughter is supposed to swim, but she doesn't want to, so she is instead watching from other a canoe. Presumably, she will soon watch her classmates die of bitey fish, confirming her fear of the water and its horrors. #monsterdon
oh shit this movie is actually doing this
This is waaaaaaaaaayyyy too much children screaming. Thank goodness for subtitles.
oh no watch out vaguely fish shaped shadows!
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Chekov's starter pistol
Dukes o Hazard shot! #monsterdon
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I strongly recommend not sending kids to this camp... #Monsterdon
Yeah I guess if the carp problem's, bad piranha would be worse...
So much for "limp a lot"
Smart girl, fuck the police. #Monsterdon
All the camp scenes are super cringe. #Monsterdon
I hate how hard it is to distinguish excited kid screams from frightened kid screams.
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I'm banning the use of the child leg cam by this film #monsterdon
even the cars are yellow wth