Kid 2 "she's pregnant with piranhas" #monsterdon

With that setup, how could a sequel not happen! :D

Thanks again for everyone joining #monsterdon - see you in tomorrow's VOTE!

And thanks to @joewynne @cheribaker @Taweret and everyone else who made tonight a smashing success!

Screaming Woman - there should be an Oscar for that role! #monsterdon

Did they seriously end by saying "There's nothing left to do"?

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we finally fucked off into the sea once again at the end of #monsterdon

Look, if you want him to drink, you need to find Canteen #Monsterdon

Leaving the door open for Piranha 2! How ambitious!

#Monsterdon #Piranha

All right, this holding breath sequence is not something Jaws didn't already do better, I'll admit it #monsterdon

There's nothing left to fear... raised eyebrow and fade to red.

And that's a wrap.

Paul Bartel, John Sayles, Barbara Steele - a bevy of cheese-movie greats.

We saw a Paul Bartel cameo in Chopping Mall to if I remember correctly.

Thank you all, till next week.

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FBI is going to label them Greenpeace ecoterrorists and use them as cover.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Assuming the subtext of this movie is post-Vietnam suspicion, malaise, and that child death is the ultimate result of the corruption of the military-industrial complex.

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Ah ha ya ha ha and that's a wrap. The title fucked off into the sea.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

"Nothing with this sir, it's just a prop camera. A really shitty one too, sir."

#piranha #monsterdon

the flannel really slowed 'em down…
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Anybody got eyes on the swimming pig? Did the pig make it? #Monsterdon #Piranha

Wait a sec, one of those dead bodies just waved it's arm around!

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Cantine callback?

#Piranha #Monsterdon

so he killed all marine life in that whole water system and made the water unsafe to drink for a generation, the end #monsterdon

HE BETTER NOT BE DEAD SUZIE NEEDS HIM

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And now, the tender booze carrier scene. #Monsterdon

This wibbling noise the purr anyas make 😂

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And in the end, our pulluting ways will save the day.

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This guy is a real chum. #Monsterdon

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seriously those fish nibblers should been able to go with him

THE HAND
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"Film at 11" why

#piranha #monsterdon

He's lucky all that glass is made out of sugar. Otherwise, when he crashed through it at speed, it would've hurt pretty bad.

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Fish, you were to slow.

Dinner is being dragged away.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

"It's the piranhas, sir. They're...eating the guests."

Best line so far.

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I think in piranha waters I'd be worried about my eyes and my genitals, as a priority.

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Aaaand now our heroine rips him through a plate glass -- I WAS KIDDING!! D: #Monsterdon

Terror. Horror. Death.

Film at 11.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

EPA VIOLATIONS LETS GOOO
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Meanwhile, in an aquarium somewhere for some reason

#piranha #monsterdon

Pollution will save the day! #monsterdon

The piranhas will all get drunk from eating his blood #monsterdon

Fortunately the parents of these children had all signed waivers for this sort of thing before turning them over to the camp staff #monsterdon

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

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The damn fish are going for the flannel.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

oh man you know you're toast when they start dododododododododododing you #monsterdon

KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY FISH

#piranha #monsterdon

It's ok, the fish can't chew through plaid.

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Or maybe park the boat a bit nearer? Nah.. #monsterdon

@strangefour And somehow launches the boat over it, despite there not being a ramp.

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Elsewhere #Monsterdon

uuurrghh, 'Underwater scene'

always kills the tempo of film dead

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@ohiofi That's just so she can recover his skeletonized remains

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Quick someone say random numbers to her so she loses track!

if we have the character take any of his clothes off including his fucking boots while we have him diving, people might not recognize him anymore #monsterdon

the most American solution: "we caused this unnecessary problem by acting on impulse and we can solve it with toxic waste"

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Sexy flute for underwater scene music! #monsterdon

"We'll pollute the bastards to death" is definitely a plan. All I need now for a bingo is sequel bait

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But of course pollute the bastards to death. #Monsterdon

lol. #monsterdon science

“We’ll pollute the bastards to death!”

Sounds like a 70s’ solution #Monsterdon

Real Kevin OLeary boat driving skills on display in this movie.

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that's is, use the only weapon the 1970s has left you, pollution! #monsterdon

The piranha are against the military industrial complex that made them

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"We'll pollute the bastards to death!"

And THAT'S Reagan's America! #Monsterdon

Ah yes, POLLUTION to the rescue!

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Y'know, I really do have a certain amount of affection for our Grand Theft Auto action couple here :D #Monsterdon

This is gonna be one of those 70s horrors films that ends with the characters just going "Man, it sucks that happened" then fade to credits, isn't it? #monsterdon

This is gonna’ put the resort on the map. #monsterdon

How many modes of transportation has Grogan stolen so far? #Monsterdon

no, not the sand castles! think about the children!
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the so-called "heroes" of this movie keep showing up just a few minutes too late every time, coincidence?

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yo FINALLY we get some proper nom nom chronch
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If you're swimmin' on a river,
and a fish makes you dinner,
That's Pirahna!

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sometimes you have to destroy a sandcastle in order to save it #monsterdon

Yes, the Colonial!

#Piranha #Monsterdon

Someone had to block this entire scene, I can almost see them off camera with a megaphone and a giant clipboard. "OKAY - NOW! SCREAM AND FLAIL NOW! THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH PEOPLE, I WANT MORE FLAILING"

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#Piranha

Has someone made this piranha sound into a ringtone yet?

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They destroyed that sandcastle!

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12 minutes remaining and we're doing "the piranhas are eating the guests" for a laugh next to like an ocean of blood, zero idea what the emotional tone should be or why the movie wouldnt just end once everyone is out of the water #monsterdon

oh good the piranhas are pervs, too 🙄
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Piranhas going for the tits now

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"They're eating the guests, Sir." #monsterdon

The background media is so on point.

#Piranha #Monsterdon

I mean from the piranhas point of view it was a very, very good day

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#Piranha1978
#BiteyFish

"They're eating the guests sir. Also Liberace is here and we've already booked the celebrity suite to Elliott Gould." #monsterdon

The piranhas aren't even finishing their meals. No dessert for the fishies.

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

piranhas as an excuse for nipples

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Reading Moby Dick on the beach was a nice touch. points

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

They're eating the guests, sir

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"I told you not to say that word! What about the god damn piranhas?"

"They're eating the guests, sir."
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#monsterdon "they're eating the guests"

okay a lot of you have had time to get out of the water by now

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lmao a girl on the beach was reading Moby Dick #monsterdon

No, let the piranha win. They deserve this place more than we do.

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"They're eating the guests, sir."

Okay that was funny :D #Monsterdon

That girl
On the beach reading moby dick with her back turned to water is missing out.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

#monsterdon did you see the woman reading Moby Dick on the beach? 😆

The pink ascot is divine

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Brass in the water!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Limit 18 people nuggets
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(Piranhas chomping)
-Piranha #SubtitleHallOfFame #monsterdon

@nev yes because it was rad #monsterdon

I'm still not sure why the piranha sound like a squeaky air conditioner. #Monsterdon

oh nooo bearded guy nooo
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