#Monsterdon

Sandal sock guy gotta die.

almost wish I was as drunk as this old guy right now, maybe the movie would be more interesting
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#Monsterdon this child's fear of the water is more well founded than you know lady

that dog is such a good boy. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I think I'll skip this part - my spidey sense tells me the old man and the dog are going to get it

I SAID THE NEW SHERRIFF IS A NNNNNNNNN

#monsterdon #piranha

Dog's all like, “yeah Jack, you told me this one already .... a hundred times."

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

I like that we get POV piranha shots, really helps you get into their heads

#Monsterdon

The trolly car ran over his head! 'cause I pulled the lever! it was hioar... hilasr... hialr... hiLARIOUS

#piranha #monsterdon

Man I hope that actor was really that drunk. I know I'd want to be. #Monsterdon #Piranha

@blogdiva I think you’re thinking of Dr Johnny Fever played by Howard Hesseman. #Monsterdon

Oh, Jack. I do love Jack.

"I'm tellin' you a story!"

#Monsterdon

Are we about to see our first victim? Baiting the water for his own demise?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

😱 dog? #monsterdon

WHAAARRRGARBL #monsterdon

The dog does not die.

#monsterdon
#Piranha

The director is drunk again. And in frame.

#monsterdon

Stakes! We have stakes!

Also camp songs #Monsterdon

Brandy is a great actor

#Monsterdon

no no no no no no no movie. Not. The. Dog.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Who put drill sergeant sunshine in charge of a summer camp?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

#Monsterdon 🎶And the scientist said Brandy, you're a fine dog, what a good dog you would be- but my life, my love, and my killer's these fishies. Doot doot doo doo doo doo 🎶

I think Huckleberry Finn did get eaten by pirhanas when he crossed the river.

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was this how summer camps actually were, like where you had homework and competitions and stuff? i guess i never thought about what "actually happens" at them since i only know them from getting eaten in movies #monsterdon

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I, too, have a girl scout summer camp swimming test story that resulted in years of fear of swimming in a lake.

Suzy, don't do it. The minnows will be fine without you.

Noooooo! Not Monopoly!!!

#monsterdon

Little girl knows she's in a movie. #Monsterdon

That girl is smart. #Monsterdon #Piranha

This camp couseler is a dick. I hope the piranhas eat him.

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile at a summer camp with a slasher killer chained under the waters of the lake.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

lay off. its bad enough you make these kids wear yellow shirts

#monsterdon

Grogan was going to be the third American Godzilla antagonist monster but the deal never came together

#piranha #monsterdon

Curious George looking camp leader

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Oh yeah, just pour on the guilt dude. I'm sure that'll work and not traumatize her further. :flan_eyeroll:

#monsterdon

"People eat Fish, fish don't eat people."

Uh...

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KICK HIM IN THE JIMMY THE LITTLE GIRL

#monsterdon #piranha

"People eat fish, fish don't eat people"

...where is the "painfully obvious dramatic irony" bingo square

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And what self-respecting 70s monsters are going to pass up a summer camp full of little kids. #Monsterdon

I look forward to Dumont getting eaten, which will surely happen

#Monsterdon

"Guts!" says the camp counselor.
"Guts..." hiss the piranhas.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

this guts guy gets his own guts eaten at some point, right? #monsterdon

No monsters, none.

People eat fish.

Fish don’t eat people.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

No, that's not Bartell, but it could easily have been!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon was... was that heterosexual romance?

That's not true, the fish eat blondes too #monsterdon

"Fish don't eat people!" He's the first to die by the fish. Gotta be.

#piranha #monsterdon

"That's obvious. Ive been trying to hint my way under the covers for 5 minutes now"
#Monsterdon

"guts"

No that's not foreshadowing at all. Nope.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

oh come on there has to be a snapping turtle in there #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that guy will grow up to be Al Borland

French fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood 🎵
#monsterdon

Kinda love this Summer Camp Drill Sargent, I hope he gets eaten by piranhas

#Monsterdon

I genuinely hadn't heard all the verses for that song before. Thanks closed captioning

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

This child is about to be traumatized for life.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

@astroPug @neia But you'll never get to be the main character in a monster movie that way

#Monsterdon

True fact: No one survived going to summer camp in the 70's. #Monsterdon #Piranha

What are those little statues next to the couch.

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The girl looks like Lupus from Bad News Bears #monsterdon

Is that Paul Bartell as the camp leader?

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"I'm not willing to die for my Water Badge, bitch."

#monsterdon #piranha

"What is it you're afraid of, honey?"

Mutant fish. #Monsterdon

Paul Bartell again. Last seen in Chopping Mall. #Monsterdon

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Be scared, Suzy.

"The fish ... are not interested in little girl's fingers and toes."

I call foreshadowing.

"Fish don't eat people"

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Aw it figures in a '70s movie the impetuous lady investigator would be the careless cause of the #BiteyFish leak.

#Monsterdon

"My daughter's afraid of the river"

Meet Suzie, the last child standing at summer camp

#monsterdon
#Piranha

Classic: kid who's scared of the water about to learn an important lesson about never ever EVER getting near water again

#monsterdon

I remember that song! Please tell me they still sing it.

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it's a good thing we have camp counselors. that way only teenagers will die, not the little kids

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She's afraid of the river so we made a raft. #monsterdon

Susie is right. Be scared, Susie!

Screw the water badge.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

Untested raft is tested when needed in an emergency.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Well, THAT'S a way more interesting camp song than I ever got to sing at summer camp. :D

🎶 "Greasy grimy gopher guts!" 🎶

#Monsterdon

There's just a few fish, they just eat plants... and trespassing teenagers.

#monsterdon

Mmm.. greasy, grimy, gopher guts.

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Oh dear. Movie. Not the kids.

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Mighty proud of yourself Huck Finn #monsterdon

They are going to travel by raft to the dam area. This should be interesting.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

This movie is far more landlocked than I would have expected, so far. #monsterdon

#monsterdon of course she's afraid of the river

This is the lashing content that the scout in me craves

#Monsterdon

✅ Set up some personal stakes, check.

#piranha #monsterdon

Why aren't they considering the possibility that the old man axe murdered the missing kids? #Monsterdon

OMG THIS SONG

Memory Unlocked.

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i didn't know that Kind Of Blanket was a widespread cultural phenomenon, i just thought it was just my grandma who had a ton of them for some reason #Monsterdon #ThingsILearnedFromMonsterdon #MonsterdonHistory #TextileHistory #KindsOfBlankets

That kid is 100% Gen X.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

@CactuarJoe 0.73 movie

in standard units

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VFX wizard Phil Tippett (Star Wars and many more, including Jurassic Park) did the cute little bipedal critters.

#Piranha1978

Camp BLOOD #monsterdon

It's the youngest Brady girl #Monsterdon

OH GOOD YES GO ON THE RIVER WHICH NOW HAS MUTANT FISH IN #Monsterdon

She was flirting by asking invasive questions about his failed marriage...? #monsterdon

Earlier today, he wouldn’t give her the time a day. Now they’re sharing a blanket.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

@strangefour yasssssss

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

lol wait what.

I guess she’s really something?

She tried to seduce him with questions about his ex wife? #monsterdon

wake up maggie i think he's got somethin' to say to you

#piranha #monsterdon

So how long before these two end up together? #Monsterdon

"under the covers for 5 minutes now!"

Lady you couldn't have, he JUST put the blanket there!!

#monsterdon