lay off. its bad enough you make these kids wear yellow shirts

#monsterdon

Grogan was going to be the third American Godzilla antagonist monster but the deal never came together

#piranha #monsterdon

Curious George looking camp leader

#monsterdon

Oh yeah, just pour on the guilt dude. I'm sure that'll work and not traumatize her further. :flan_eyeroll:

#monsterdon

"People eat Fish, fish don't eat people."

Uh...

#Monsterdon

KICK HIM IN THE JIMMY THE LITTLE GIRL

#monsterdon #piranha

"People eat fish, fish don't eat people"

...where is the "painfully obvious dramatic irony" bingo square

#Monsterdon

And what self-respecting 70s monsters are going to pass up a summer camp full of little kids. #Monsterdon

"Guts!" says the camp counselor.
"Guts..." hiss the piranhas.

#Monsterdon #Piranha

I look forward to Dumont getting eaten, which will surely happen

#Monsterdon

this guts guy gets his own guts eaten at some point, right? #monsterdon

We're looking forward to seeing the dick camp dude eaten all up. #Monsterdon

No monsters, none.

People eat fish.

Fish don’t eat people.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

No, that's not Bartell, but it could easily have been!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon was... was that heterosexual romance?

That's not true, the fish eat blondes too #monsterdon

"Fish don't eat people!" He's the first to die by the fish. Gotta be.

#piranha #monsterdon

"That's obvious. Ive been trying to hint my way under the covers for 5 minutes now"
#Monsterdon

"guts"

No that's not foreshadowing at all. Nope.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

oh come on there has to be a snapping turtle in there #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that guy will grow up to be Al Borland

French fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood 🎵
#monsterdon

Kinda love this Summer Camp Drill Sargent, I hope he gets eaten by piranhas

#Monsterdon

I genuinely hadn't heard all the verses for that song before. Thanks closed captioning

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

This child is about to be traumatized for life.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

@astroPug @neia But you'll never get to be the main character in a monster movie that way

#Monsterdon

True fact: No one survived going to summer camp in the 70's. #Monsterdon #Piranha

What are those little statues next to the couch.

#Monsterdon

The girl looks like Lupus from Bad News Bears #monsterdon

Is that Paul Bartell as the camp leader?

#monsterdon

"I'm not willing to die for my Water Badge, bitch."

#monsterdon #piranha

"What is it you're afraid of, honey?"

Mutant fish. #Monsterdon

Paul Bartell again. Last seen in Chopping Mall. #Monsterdon

"The fish ... are not interested in little girl's fingers and toes."

I call foreshadowing.

"Fish don't eat people"

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

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Be scared, Suzy.

Aw it figures in a '70s movie the impetuous lady investigator would be the careless cause of the #BiteyFish leak.

#Monsterdon

"My daughter's afraid of the river"

Meet Suzie, the last child standing at summer camp

#monsterdon
#Piranha

Classic: kid who's scared of the water about to learn an important lesson about never ever EVER getting near water again

#monsterdon

I remember that song! Please tell me they still sing it.

#monsterdon

it's a good thing we have camp counselors. that way only teenagers will die, not the little kids

#monsterdon

She's afraid of the river so we made a raft. #monsterdon

Susie is right. Be scared, Susie!

Screw the water badge.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

Untested raft is tested when needed in an emergency.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Well, THAT'S a way more interesting camp song than I ever got to sing at summer camp. :D

🎶 "Greasy grimy gopher guts!" 🎶

#Monsterdon

There's just a few fish, they just eat plants... and trespassing teenagers.

#monsterdon

Mmm.. greasy, grimy, gopher guts.

#Monsterdon

Oh dear. Movie. Not the kids.

#monsterdon

Mighty proud of yourself Huck Finn #monsterdon

They are going to travel by raft to the dam area. This should be interesting.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

This movie is far more landlocked than I would have expected, so far. #monsterdon

#monsterdon of course she's afraid of the river

✅ Set up some personal stakes, check.

#piranha #monsterdon

This is the lashing content that the scout in me craves

#Monsterdon

Why aren't they considering the possibility that the old man axe murdered the missing kids? #Monsterdon

OMG THIS SONG

Memory Unlocked.

#monsterdon

i didn't know that Kind Of Blanket was a widespread cultural phenomenon, i just thought it was just my grandma who had a ton of them for some reason #Monsterdon #ThingsILearnedFromMonsterdon #MonsterdonHistory #TextileHistory #KindsOfBlankets

That kid is 100% Gen X.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

@CactuarJoe 0.73 movie

in standard units

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

VFX wizard Phil Tippett (Star Wars and many more, including Jurassic Park) did the cute little bipedal critters.

#Piranha1978

Camp BLOOD #monsterdon

Okay, we get some character development where the fishing vest guy, who I think we're supposed to think is hot, used to work in a steel mill that was closed because it was hurting fish and also his wife left him. Anyway, they have offscreen sex. That's not even a joke by me, they directly pointed that out, and then shift to the next morning.

#monsterdon

It's the youngest Brady girl #Monsterdon

OH GOOD YES GO ON THE RIVER WHICH NOW HAS MUTANT FISH IN #Monsterdon

She was flirting by asking invasive questions about his failed marriage...? #monsterdon

Earlier today, he wouldn’t give her the time a day. Now they’re sharing a blanket.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

@strangefour yasssssss

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

lol wait what.

I guess she’s really something?

She tried to seduce him with questions about his ex wife? #monsterdon

wake up maggie i think he's got somethin' to say to you

#piranha #monsterdon

So how long before these two end up together? #Monsterdon

"under the covers for 5 minutes now!"

Lady you couldn't have, he JUST put the blanket there!!

#monsterdon

@diazona Well that's his official name now.
I love baby Codzilla.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

whoa, bit forward with the blanket there dude.....

#monsterdon

I feel like the porn music should start in 3.l...2...1 #monsterdon

Those blankets were dry skin torture devices.

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

5/5 ugly blanket stars for that ugly blanket. bachelor realism

#monsterdon

Yellow. The 70s color.

#monsterdon

The chenille blanket is such a nice 70s touch #Monsterdon

Girl, do you see that tandem cyclops monkey bathtub statue on the counter behind you, get out of there girl. #monsterdon

Stop talking, more monsters #monsterdon

Maggie teaching us important things about consent

#Monsterdon

Currently I’m on the side of Old Guy With Brain Trauma Injury #Monsterdon

Would you say this dude is wise? #monsterdon

no! backstory! #AntiBackstory #TeamLittleGuy #OnlyLittleGuy #Monsterdon

Oh hey its the guy from UHF. If you're into cult movies this thing has real star power.
#Monsterdon

Oh my g-d I remember those blankets from the 1970s. They are terrible!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

She was seventeen, how old were you? #monsterdon

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Is that a monkey in a hat behind him?

@Taweret Nope, no budget for them. :(

#monsterdon

"How long were you married?" "To my wife or to the booze?" "Both?"

#piranha #monsterdon

Looks like she's about to put the moves on the mountain man.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait, how long have the kids been missing? Their cup is still warm?

"Do you mind if I sit here" says the double trespassing blonde. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon why do you have to steal the jeep if you're just gonna crash it? dumbass

@wohali He's a star with a long and distinguished career :D #Monsterdon

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That is a terrible couch

@ohiofi living the dream. #Monsterdon

Old guy seems rather unconcerned about being trussed up and battered about. The other two are unconcerned about having theJeep wrecked #monsterdon

yeah that was a pretty shitty question #monsterdon

Mr.Indestructible, full of regret and feeeear

#Monsterdon #piranha1978